Apparently, there was some sort of sporting event on CBS tonight because my BB21 recap recording is starting seven minutes late. Of course we all know already that Sis and Christie are nominated and that Christie is going home.
But we are ahead of ourselves. First, I am going to enjoy watching the HOH comp after a long and hectic RHOP Recap. My computer updated a couple of days ago and hasn’t been the same since. If I suddenly go silent for a while it’s because my computer died. It is about that time I think. Two years of 16 hours a day every day wears them out fast.
Crisco, Crisco Duck
Even better, I get to see Anal going off on Holly for saying that she flirts with Jackson now that Jack is gone. I’m sure she does. She’s also sleeping with Nick and getting quite cozy. She’s a chick that needs constant male attention. Jackson, Nicole and Nick listening outside was epic. But Jess, the house gossip and tattle tale goes straight into the boat room and rats them out.
Then Jess takes Christie and Anal to the have not room to talk privately. WTF does Jess have to do with this? Christie swears on her sister over and over that there is no alliance.
Back at the HOH comp, Holly’s lane looks a lot less slippery than the rest. If I was ever in this comp, my fat ass would slide downhill for at least the first three trip thus cleaning the crisco off my tarp. Even so, I probably could not be fast enough to win. I still can’t believe they didn’t have a reward jar.
Buhbye Auntie Christie!
Tommy’s confessional is very enlightening. He seems not overly upset that Christie is going up. He says he is going to sit this one out. Hell, Tommy may even join the house in voting out Christie. He’s obnoxious, but he’s no fool. Anyone who tries to save Christie is an idiot. Cliff wisely insures his safety.
I love that they showed how dumb Analyse is regarding the days getting shorter. I hate how everyone still loves Tommy and doesn’t see he is a threat. Why does NO ONE ever consider putting him up? Is the I LOVE YOU nonsense he spouts every five minutes really this effective?
Holy Shit! I never knew that Christie blew up her relationship with Tommy by saying how far away her exit is from hers. Tommy is pissed in his confessional.
Sis is so dumb. So very dumb. Now Nick is on Jackson’s radar. Nick is also gross. So very gross.
Production giving Jackson so many watermelons makes me think they are done with Christie. I am starting to believe the rumors that his mother has a hotline to production. Because never ever have have-nots just been randomly cancelled. But Jackson’s mom or his shrink contacting them telling him about his food addiction issues and how he can’t be a have not has to be the cause of it suddenly ending. Had they known up front he would have magically won a Never Not pass in a competition like Raven did.
And my DVR shuts off before the veto, but we all know who went up.
A reminder the live feed updates happen in the comments. However, in the most recent one people keep saying that Sis and Christie are masterminding some plan to keep them both safe. Jackson won the veto. Everything is going his way. Neither of these numbskulls is going to convince him to do anything that keeps Christie from going home.