In order to get my RHOC recaps up as quickly as possible, I do as much of the grunt work and behind the scenes stuff well before the show starts. Today, I noticed that the current episode was episode two. My immediate reaction was OMG! Did my DVR not tape the first episode? Did I seriously NOT do a RHOC recap for episode one? I flew over to the admin forum to see if anything was there. Oh yeah, I remember now. That was a few hours ago and I’ve already forgotten episode one AGAIN. I like RHOC more than most of you and even I had zero memory of the episode.
Anyway, Onward and Upward with tonight’s RHOC recap.
Mothers & Daughters
First of all, I think they did a good job with the tag lines this season. I will probably hate them by the end of the season. But for now they are not as annoying as most. We start with Kelly and her daughter getting tennis lessons. I don’t think Kelly is doing Jolie any favors with these scenes. We don’t need to exploit her acne, or draw attention to her PRIVATE Instagram where she is still getting DMs from idiots calling Kelly a drunk and a cokehead. Show her taking tennis lessons. But be mindful of any conversations. She is twelve. Vicki is not to blame for the trolls on social media. Kelly is.
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Meanwhile, over at Shannon’s house, her kid is about to leave in the shortest dress I have ever seen a Bravo offspring wear to prom. But it is Shannon’s kid that telling Shannon not to drink. Sophie even got a talking head!
Missing Fathers
Shane’s parents are celebrating their birthdays. Shane has left the family home to hole up God knows where to study for the bar. He’s already failed it once or twice before. So it appears he is not showing up. His parents are not exactly spring chickens. I think he needs to take a break and get his ass to this dinner. And I am one of the few people who actually like Shane. At least Emily has hired a private chef. Dinner seems “healthy.” Barf.
Love Shack, Baby, Love Shack!
Braunwyn’s mom needs her own spinoff immediately. I love this woman. She wanted to be a rockstar. When that didn’t work out she became a doctor. Then she went to Burning Man and got into all sort of kooky stuff and started talking to angels. It reminds me of that pot smoking mom that used to be on this show. Whose Mom was that? The one that Vicki’s asshole son in-law treated like crap? Put them both on a spinoff.
Braunwyn and Sean have a special condo just for THE SEX! I love this idea. Her mom is coming over to watch the kids while they spend the night at their love shack for Valentine’s day. Her mom seems perplexed by the concept of making dinner for seven kids. Frankly, so am I.
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Braunwyn sports some really hot side boob. Especially after SEVEN kids.
Tamra and Eddie go out to fancy Valentines Day dinner. Eddie got her shoes. I think she said Valentino, but I was not a fan of them. Tamra tells Eddie she has made up with Shannon and for the most part Vicki.
New Beginnings
Kelly heads over to check on Gina and see her new house. Gina is dating a guy ten years older than she is. She is struggling with it because he if an educated man. He doesn’t use emojis! He used the word ‘respite” which she can’t even pronounce. Kelly talks about her dumb boyfriend from last season. Kelly is not much smarter than he was. For all the posts about Gina Kirschenheiter’s troubles with the law Click Here.
There is a girl on Big Brother this season who is dumber than a box of hair who went to college on an athletic scholarship. She said, “Vocabulary is for old people.” Others in the house agreed. Pray for our country. I would totally have the sex with Kelly’s dumb but hot boyfriend from last season though. Because the lady garden wants what the lady garden wants.
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My back hurts. I splurged on Captain D’s tonight and I think that pushed me back over the weight limit that my spine can support. MUST start walking again! But it has been 80 degrees or more in this house all day and high 90s outside. How am I to waddle in such oppressive heat? If God didn’t want me to have fried fish today, he wouldn’t have let Captain D’s be right next door to the dog bed store.
Time For The Cold Shoulders At The House Warming
And I don’t mean the stupid dresses and tops that are”cold shoulder.” I hate recapping these stupid fights. Kelly and Shannon arrive together. Tamra Bravo is catering the entire thing. Why are the calling Gina a cougar? I thought she said her beau was ten years older. Perhaps I misheard. Emily and Shannon don’t like each other. Shannon blocked her on IG. Emily is trying to be nice to Shannon and compliments her on her weight loss.
I like the dynamic between Sean and Braunwyn so far. On the way over to the housewarming they talk about how weird it is to go to a housewarming for someone they have never met. So far, I am a a fan of this couple.
At least I’m not doing Crystal Meth In The Bathroom!
This is sort of the low bar we are going for tonight. Tamra’s house is stunning. It looks way more expensive to me than $2 million. It’s Orange County! Kelly tells Braunwyn how much she hates Vicki. No welcome to the group, just “I hate Vicki.” Meanwhile, upstairs, Shannon and Tamra watch a animoji Kelly posted to Vicki. It’s a pig and she calls Vicki a “little pig of a fucking bitch ” and tells her not to fucking text her, among other nonsense. Tamra thinks it is “kinda funny.” Shannon is much more compassionate.
Vicki literally got a nose job after Slade called Vicki “Miss Piggy” are few seasons ago. Oh, Tamra mentions this in a talking head filmed weeks after she laughed about it on camera. Apparently, the Tres Amigas reunite quite quickly.
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It’s 83 degrees inside my house at !0:08 pm. Le sigh. This is why ceiling fans and ice cold beer are important in the south. If one of them there Yankee decorators came in to give my house a makeover, I’d have to shoot them if they started their tirades against ceiling fans. Ceiling fans are fancy AF. It’s not like a box fan in the window! 🙂
Vicki arrives and says hello to the people she knows. She even gives Kelly a “Hi, Kel!” to no response. But she totally snobbed Braunwyn. I think Braunwyn actually goes by Bella in real like and I am hoping to switch to that soon as my brain is melting. Braunwyn is further annoyed by Vicki when it seems like Vicki is flirting with Sean. In a talking head filmed later it is clear Braunwyn will not be Team Vicki. But she seems to really like Tamra.
Was This A Blue Jeans Party?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen all of them in jeans at one event. I like it. But, I just feel like I’ve missed a memo. Perhaps it is a promotional? Are they all the same brand? I’ve always been a Levi’s girl until I got to be the size of a house. Then, I discovered Tommy Kors at TJmaxx. If you too are fat, I highly recommend them. I bough them in three different sizes. I was in the smallest one. Until, Captain D’s. It was worth it.
Anyway, Kelly and Vicki fight. The episode ends with Kelly finally telling Vicki that her kid gets hate on her PRIVATE IG account because of Vicki’s cocaine accusations.
Next time, the three amigas reunite.
Now if you will excuse me, I’m going to strip and guzzle cold beer while watching Bachelor In Paradise
Ugh…it was Lydia’s mom and she’s no where near as cool as The Doc.
And also I have my box fan and my ceiling fan going at the same time! Ain’t no shame in my game!
I’m drinking ice cold Coors Light. Strictly for medicinal purposes.
That was Lydia’s Mom
I loved Lydia’s mom. I communicate with Ryan on IG and I cannot imagine him acting the way he did to her about the couch now. People grow.
By Ryan, I mean Brianna’s husband. Not Tamra’s prepper creep son. I think now that Ryan C.’s behavior may have been displaced aggression — taking out frustration over Brooks on Lydia’s mom. He and Brianna are doing great now. Her health issues are vastly improved.
Vicki is still a twat waffle…there…recap complete. ?
I love Shannon’s girls. Other than Brianna and Max Todd, they are my favorite of all the reality kids on every channel. (Most of the CURRENT reality kids are pretty cool.) This would be a good time for Kelly to teach her daughter that when people say hurtful and hateful things, it is about THEM, not you. But Kelly still says mean and hateful things, so I guess not. I understand lots of people do not like Vicki, and she has done her share of mean things, but to see the way Bravo treats her compared to the Frankenstein Monster makes me mad. I hope Braunwyn will make up her own mind about Vicki.
Who’s the Frankenstein monster?
Nevermind. I got it. Nene.
Vickie has made me insane so many times but I have always felt kind of sorry for her. She has some serious deep down acceptance issues that she needs to work on. Kelly has always been a raging bitch who goes over the line, she should not be involving her daughter in her drama. Jolie is way too young to be her mothers confidant, that’s just sick. Tamra is trash, always will be but she is pretty trash. I love Emily, her husband is breaking my heart. Poor Gina needs to just keep her head out of the drama and figure her Crap out and heal from that bastard she is divorcing. Shannon looks great, she seems so much lighter and that is an awesome change from the shrew she used to be.
I’m generally the kind of person who feels empathy towards others (long after I should know better), so I get what you’re saying about Vicki. She’s probably coming from a place of deep pain and hurt. I’ve wondered if she might have borderline personality disorder (among other things), since her reactions are so over the top compared to the original issue, and she never seems to forgive and move on from anything anyone else has ever done to her. And she seems to have no insight into her own behavior. But because I’ve lived with people who react in similar “burn it all to the ground” fashion over the slightest thing, I can’t be very sympathetic any longer. Whatever psychological issue she might have doesn’t give her an excuse for her behavior towards others. I just can’t feel sorry for her any longer if she’s now beginning to face consequences for her past behaviors, you know?
And I agree with you re: Emily, Gina and Shannon. I’m hoping this will be a good season!
Excellent recap, TT! FWIW, I don’t have a Captain D’s anywhere near me, so I wouldn’t have been able to resist it either. Also, thank God for window A/C units and ceiling fans— this climate change thing is definitely out to kill me.
I’m definitely not a fan of Kelly’s, but I think she did a pretty good job of handling Vicki. I’m not sure I would’ve been able to deal with someone chasing me all over the place like that. I would’ve lost my cool. And yeah, she definitely needs to be more mindful about what she discusses and reveals about Jolie. It’s hard enough to be her age without being in the spotlight because of her mom’s decision to be on the show.
I’m not so sure about Braunwyn and her husband— they seem a little too polished for reality show newbies, so their scenes (sans children) seemed more like bad soap opera acting to me. But I’m probably just jaded at this point, since once I think I like one of the new HWs, all bets are off by season two, thanks to production story lines. Impressive for anyone to have seven children, though! I wonder if the desire to have a big family originated from Braunwyn’s upbringing, which sounded pretty lonely, tbh. Though her mom- who looks like if Betsy Johnson and Lydia’s hippie mom had a baby- seems like a fun and interesting person today.
The scenes with Emily made me sad for her and the kids. Ugh. I wonder if Shane is just completely over being in a reality tv show, or if things truly are that bad. I understand he was under some serious pressure to pass the Bar exam, but he doesn’t get to crap all over his family in the process.
I have a very small CONE OF SAFETY area when I leave my house these days (generalized anxiety disorder) so the only thing within a mile radius or so is Taco Bell (sometimes tempting), Burger King (less so) and the best place for Pho (no drive thru and it’s too fucking hot for that).But for the SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I have had to go get the damn dog a dog bed. So I deserved the fucking fried wads of who knows what (yummy) and they had some sort of crab cake, shrimp and fish meal for six bucks. I don’t feel THAT bad.
A thunderstorm may be rolling in. YAY! I am terrified of lightning. But am praying for rain.
Seventy dollars of dog beds later, Banjo is sleeping on the hardwood floor. Not even on the new area rug I had to buy. He’s old as fuck and does not like change. 🙂
We have a saying about our older dog, and I’ll substitute your dog’s name because I think it applies here: “Banjo doesn’t like different. Banjo only likes same.” I get it. The older I become, the more crotchety and particular I get about everything so it makes sense that an older dog would be so picky, too— after all, that bed and the things in your house are his entire world. Give him some scritches from me.
I have GAD, too and it’s a real bitch for me, too. The CONE OF SAFETY. is no freaking joke, for sure. You definitely deserve loads of fried deliciousness for dealing with all that today. Hoping the rain at least cooled everything off.
I can’t say it enough… CBD oil. I started on my dog and now me. Works for anxiety, inflammatory pain and PTSD. My dog walks like a pup after I give her an eye dropper full. I saw on WWHL that Tamra and Eddie have a CBD empire. I will NOT be buying from them.
Thank you, Nanette, I agree! I give my dog CBD oil for her anxiety and older dog aches and pains, and I vape CBD “flower” with a Volcano vape several times a day for severe chronic pain and inflammation (I have both advanced/severe arthritis and DDD, among other chronic debilitating conditions).
The oils did nothing for me (even doses as high as 200 mg/day for many months). But since vaping, I’ve been able to reduce the dosage of my daily long-acting pain med, haven’t had to take an additional immediate release med for breakthrough pain, and haven’t had to use any meds for PTSD/severe anxiety. I can’t say enough good things about it! I still can’t function like a “normal” person, but I definitely feel a whole lot better!
For anyone reading this, if you have anxiety and want to use CBD, look for products that have high amounts of CBDa, in addition to CBD, since CBDa seems to be particularly helpful for depression, anxiety and chronic pain. I use “Lifter” by Tweedle farms, which has 22.9% CBDa in addition to CBD. And if it doesn’t seem to work for you at first, give it some time, or try a different method of delivery (like vaping “flower” vs. oral tinctures/oils or topicals).
I didn’t know about CBD vape. I will look into it. There is a company that offers CBD flights (small vials in this case), which I am going to try next. The oil is sublingual and works pretty quickly.
TT can we have a place to talk about CPD? I just picked up info from my new docs office yesterday. I, too, would need it for chronic anxiety, depression and chronic lower back pain. I would love to hear everyone’s different experiences! Pretty please?
I’m not going to lie: I had to Google Captain D’s. (Chicago kid, here.) But…. going to Nashville next week and it is headquartered there!
On to the recap, I wanted to hear more about everyone’s thoughts on Emily. I just love her. Watching her deal with Shane the best she can is what’s keeping my attention this season.
Bunny boo,
Honey I’m so with you about the Emily and Shane situation in this episode. I have a mini RHOOC discussion group at work and the discussion was unanimous. If I was Emily and I was what she was doing for her kids and in laws without her husband’s help or support and considering the way he talked to her on the phone on national television, the divorce papers would be expedited to whatever library or mistress’ apartment he is holed up in. There’s no excuse for his behavior.
I was okay with Emily’s husband Shane last season but not showing up for a dinner for his parents is sad. Emily seems lonely this season.
It’s hot as hell in North Texas. I currently have ceiling fan on high; oscillating fan on high: air conditioning on 67; and ice chips next to my bed – yet it’s still on fire in here. Vicki says things that cross the line – Eddie is gay, Kelli does Cocaine, etc. then she expects the victim to just get over it. Calling someone fat is helluva lot better than saying someone does coke. I can’t help but think that this is why she was demoted this season. She’s reckless and hateful.
Please. Kelly totally does coke. And God knows what else. She’s just sad her kid knows.
ITA that Kelly does coke but Vicki crossed the line by outing her IMHO.
If you have things to hide don’t be on a reality show. This is a blanket statement. I’m not intentionally defending Icki.
Now all these reality “stars” and production want to control their narrative and feed us crap storyline.
BravoCon should bolster the the coke market in NYC.
Dorinda can be their coke sherpa!
And Bravo has no problem whatsoever with reckless and hateful.
I like the tag lines and I really love the colors of the open with the short blue dresses and oranges. It’s really eye-catching and a nice change from the usual long, sweeping trains of sequins in other franchises.
To me, something about the new couple’s scenes–from this week and last–seems a little staged. But maybe I have it in my head, from the recap last week, where there was speculation that they moved from Florida just to be cast on the show. I agree, however, that Dr. Deb will be fun to watch!
I live for my ceiling fans–in each room–and I am a Yankee.
Don’t’ like the new couple with the 7 kids. They are looking to get their own show. Braunwyn? WTF kind of name is that?
I like her name, but I’m Welsh and the name Bronwyn is a fairly popular name here. It’s the spelling that bugs me.
I think there is something creepy about them… specially how everyone IMMEDIATELY starts kissing their asses. It’s weird.
I haven’t watched, I haven’t made it through the recap, I got to Captain D”s. Damn I need to get out of the WWwest, I NEED some Captain D’s, I really have no sympathy for any pain you may be feeling dear Tamara! So sorry, none.
Banjo? Did you get anything boo? Just so you know Banjo, if you come to visit out here in the WWwest, many edible options will not be available unless made at home…this place is not for sissies!
Shit, just thought about it, is “sissies” PC these days?
Nothing is PC anymore! I am the most PC person I know. I make fun of EVERYTHING. Especially myself.
I said I wasn’t going to watch after last week yet here I am lol. I’m with the commenter that said they were sad for Emily. That is exactly what I felt watching this episode. Sad for her and the kids. I get that he’s studying for the bar but he still has a young family at home. Plus he was such a dick to her on the phone!
His behavior on the phone was embarrassing and childish. One can study for the bar, parent, and eat dinner and still pass. They can afford a tutor, too. He could study eight-ten hours a day for a few months and pass. What a dumbbell.
I agree they should hire a tutor. A person can know their stuff and tank on a test. My sister and I can pass tests if we have a study guide and not have any practical knowledge. There must be a subconscious system and there are people who can teach you how to pass specific tests. I also agree with Kelly, for once. Shane is a pussy.
What is the point of going to law school if it doesn’t prepare you for the bar? Shouldn’t all this stuff have been covered? IDGI.
I haven’t watched any episodes this year but always read your recaps. This one might too me to me to the ‘watch, then read’ side. I haven’t seen Braunwyn and I’m curious plus I like Emily
On another note–I love Long John Silver’s and their crispness but there aren’t many around anymore. I think they’re better than Capt. D’s but that’s my preference and you totally deserved the seafood splurge!
I watched this last night and was really disappointed with Vicky’s “good” friend and “tres amiga” Tamra taking the very first opportunity to trash her in her talking head. Some things never change. I may be in the minority here but it makes me sick to think that Bravo prefers the violent trashy type (Kelly Dodd and Brandi Glanville) for entertainment purposes over an original OG. And yet Nene Leakes gets a raise for the very same tactics. Really is stomach churning.
And did you notice when Tamra was trashing Vicki for being a hypocrite about Gina, the screenshot of their text convo. actually showed that Tamra was agreeing with Vicki?
Tamra’s point of revealing the text conversation was to show that Vicki was trashing Gina for the DUI. But underneath Vicik’s comment about Gina, it looked like Tamra was agreeing with what Vicki said. Something like, “I know! And she just got another ticket (something I can’t recall at the moment) recently!”
I don’t actually like Vicki, but I do agree with you that in lieu of interesting people, Bravo producers seem hung up on keeping violent people and troublemakers around. And that stuff isn’t as interesting to me— there’s only so many screeching dinner table fights I can handle, you know?
I am not watching this season! I keep reading how much Tamra’s devil spawn Ryan is on. ICK.
Does Ryan get a paycheck? He has appeared twice already. Ugh.
Well he has only worked when Mommy got him a job through her husbands so I assume now pushing Bravo to pay her creepy, lazy son.
I can barely watch him. Vile. Sarah’s IG tells the story. The way he treats her and her children. . . disgraceful.
“the lady garden wants what the lady garden wants” – LMAO
I lol’d at that too!
Dr. Deb does seem interesting and like a fun person. That being said, I side eye when a mom sends their child to live with someone else. And no, I don’t think I am “mom shaming” her. Anyone else think it’s strange?
Yes, it’s strange, very strange. Moms don’t send their kids away, mom’s don’t leave their children to chase fame and old men, moms put their children over men. If you don’t see it that way, for god’s sake, don’t have children and don’t think it’s “mom shaming” to trash them. They deserve it.
Something about when Braunwyn stated that she went to stay with her grandfather and then decided that she wanted “the finer things in life” struck me as very strange. Just the way she worded it and at the same time they flashed a little glamour shot photo of her. It was a strange vibe.
I mean, there is literally a show on Bravo about female physicians balancing work and family.
I just figured out who Dr Deb the mom of the new chick reminds me of! Based only on appearance since we haven’t gotten to know her yet… she’s a cross between Cyndi Lauper and the designer, Betsy Johnson! It was bugging me because I couldn’t figure out who it was that I was thinking of. My CRS (can’t remember shit) is getting really bad lately! Lol!
I completely saw Betsy Johnson, even rewound to view again when she came down the stairs. I do see the other suggested comparisons as well. What a character!
I completely missed what happened to Braunwyn’s father, help! Btw, what a lovely unique name!
Or Rainbow Bright.
I get that we’re only on episode 2 – but this season is such a snoooooze fest.
Sorry Emily, but your husband may be cheating on you. It’s ok your to good for him anyway.
That’s what I was thinking also. I was hoping “studying” wasn’t code for cheating. Unfortunately I see them as being the next couple to divorce. Shane is a total db.
I think I am over these shows. Same shit, different season. I am only watching with one eye while on the internet but that is too much.
And I find it hard to like any of these women. Brauwyn’s scenes are embarrassing. Her mother is a cartoon character, who I suspect wore that get up for the cameras. Kelly, Vicki and Tamra haven’t changed one iota. Kelly will never grow mature — she will act irresponsibly toward her daughter and rage at whoever is in her sights. Vicki — eh. Tamra — more shit stirring and two-faced behavior. Shannon — I do admire her new face and body, but it shows what money (and the free time that comes with it) can buy.
Gina seems desperate and pathetic. (She has lost her mind over that new hair color.) Emily continues to defend Shane despite his total lack of respect for her. Why isn’t he taking the same type of class that almost everyone taking the bar attends? I don’t care what kind of “pressure” he is under, he is rude and uncouth. And it is kind of hard to feel a whole lot of sympathy for Emily, who has a personal chef to make and serve dinner to a dinner party of six, and (I bet) a ton of help with the children and house.
And all of these mothers get the side eye from me — Kelly outrageously using hers as a filming prop and sounding board (and not looking in the mirror about her behavior causing her daughter issues), Emily and Gina’s children run amok — are we not going to talk about Emily’s reaction when her son repeatedly tried to kick the dog? Bronwyn, IDK yet.
I should just read recaps from now on. sigh. I used to really look forward to watching these shows.
I feel EXACTLY the same way. Your post sums up my thoughts too. I think I’m just over these shows. I’m already eye rolling at the upcoming season of RHOA and it’s not even started yet.
Amen, Amen, Amen!!!!! I’m over it too. These are not good mothers; they are terrible. Every last one of them. If their kids turn out ok, it’s got nothing to do with their moms that’s for sure.
Me “four”… I am OVER these shows! The only one I kind of like is Potomac. I am just now watching the first 3 episode of OC, but like you, it’s in the background mostly. I used to be so excited for our housewives. This ship has sailed into very shark ridden waters. I actually had to turn it off just now right after Emily’s bring feeling sorry for herself because the dinner party was suuuch hard work! On please! She had a gourmet chef and someone else made the cake! These women are too much! I had to take a break.
I know we are only 2 episodes in but this show isn’t the same without Vicki as a main HW. I think the new HW is trying way too hard and I’m not feeling her.
Totally agree. It’s pathetic watching Vicki chase kelly around to apologize. This show sucks.
The worst part is at the opening with the taglines — No Vicki. It seems like the end of an era. Worse: My closed captions displayed last season’s taglines (how is that for weird?) so Vicki’s “fun bus” displayed as Shannon’s table dance was audible. (Or was the fun bus two seasons ago?) Even the system doesn’t like it.
Ryan’s ex was posting some abusive messages he sent to her and her daughter. Tamra was on some of the fan pages defending him. A mess.
This season is already boring. I’m just sticking to TTs recaps I think.
Thanks for recapping ~ haven’t had a chance to see this, yet.
Who/what is Captain D?
I really not a fan of either Kelly or Vicki, they’re both major messes and don’t care. But Vicki’s intentional habit of blurting out dirt on cast mates while on camera is wrong and she needs to stop. Even if Kelly does coke, Vicki shouldn’t talk about it on camera. Highly inappropriate.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this played into her being demoted.
Kelly doesn’t handle it well and her poor daughter is a victim of idiot adults being bad and that’s sad.
I’m the size of a house too and really like the jeans from Kim Gravel on QVC. So comfy and look good too.
Just a quick piece of info about CDB & Dogs Guys – many many dogs breeds are prone to pancreatitis. CBD OIL can be very dangerous for them. No oil products probably fine, but I’m no vet. pancreatitis can be deadly. Just had my mixed breed mutt almost die from pancreatitis ($$$$) after 2 weeks on & off CBD oil. We are back to benedryl & Xanax for storms.
Apparently Emily voted for Trump so she deserves to get treated like dirt by Shane. Also a lot of the LVP fans are also Vicki fans and I am not. Twitter has been lots of fun these past few days!
Lol…wtf. Your comment is really something else man.
I meant those are the comments I’m getting on Twitter when I defend Emily, not that I think that way.
I forgot how boring these ladies are. Even more so without Vicki’s crazy desperation. And for God’s sake Gina’s accent is way more Minnesota than Jersey, not sure how that happens but it annoys the crap out of me. She and Emily are so dull, I may bail on this once and for all.
No, girl. We are not at all responsible for that accent. It’s bad enough Sarah Palin tried to hijack it, if only to make herself sound dumber. When I speak to clients over the phone they will ask I’m from MN and I sound nothing like Gina.
Her O’s are Midwest but I can pick a different state ?
Lol. We can attribute it to Wisconsin 🙂
Can someone tell me where I can buy that skunk fur vest? Just kidding.
back to the fat people jeans at Tj Maxx. are the Michael Kors ? or Tommy Hilfiger – I googled Tommy Kors and didn’t come up with anything. Serious inquiry (not trying to correct you) because shopping for jeans is my least favorite thing to do. I’m sick of the low rise, skinny leg jegging type jeans that make my body look like a double scoop ice cream cone.
Yes! Please tell! Do all tjmaxx carry them? I’m all belly and I hate shopping for anything with a waist it’s so depressing ?
I bought four pair of Michael Kors jeans a couple years back. Two of the size I was in and one pair a size bigger and one a size smaller. They are dark washed not too much stretch (I prefer NO STRETCH like Levis but that is hard to find.) I went to three TJMaxx stores to get them. TJMaxx stores are not all the same and sell overstock so once something is gone it’s gone.
@noellemybelle Try Gap 1969 jeans. Their straight-leg mid-rise version works for me. Now that I’ve finally found a brand/style that works, I find them cheap on Poshmark.
Does anyone know if Shane passed the boards?
Legend has it he’s still at a hotel room studying.
Good question, anyone?
I was wondering the same thing! All that time away studying he should have passed it.
Clearly Kelly coached Jolie to bring up the DM’s for a storyline.