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Love After Lockup Recap: Broken Bonds

August 12, 2019 by tamaratattles 14 Comments

Love After LockupIt’s the finale of Love After Lockups so this is the last Love After Lockup Recap of the season. I think we have a new season of felons and fools coming down the pipeline. But, I may be done with this franchise. We shall see. It just depends on what time it airs. As the previews run, it looks like I’ve missed an episode of season as well. I didn’t see Scott admit he was on drugs. Or Andrea holding Lamar hostage in Utah. My DVR is not very reliable these days.

Michael & Sarah

I’m frustrated I missed an episode. So Sarah went to serve divorce papers and now Michael is the one pushing for divorce? I feel like I missed a lot! Oh, she hasn’t served him yet. Wait did Michael just say he loVes Meagan? So he can pronounce the word? I have a theory on this new speech ability. I think he has been high all the other times we have heard him talk. He seems oddly mentally alert on this episode. Then on the phone with Meagan he’s back to luhing her.

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A month later, Michael is off parole and off to see Meagan. She doesn’t know he is coming. In the car on the way to surprise her, some other girl he is messing with calls him on camera. Once a player, always a player. That’s not luh, bro. The visit with Meagan happened in the driveway. Whatever big news he has he didn’t tell her. Unless it was just that he wants to get back together.

Love After Lockup RecapMarcelino & Brittany

These two have a custody case with Tito over the custody of Giovanni. Marcelino should have at least tucked in his shirt. His attorney should have made him do that. A tie would have been a good option as well. The case went well for Brittany. She was awarded 60% joint custody. That’s better than 50/50 and seems a bit odd to me but, good for her.

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Lizzie double fisting it.

Scott & Lizzie

It seems like Lizzie is done with Scott over the drugs. She’s so over it that even when Scott threw wads of cash at her, she didn’t stop to pick them up. She really is over him. Wait then the he just  leaves the money in the street and takes a bat to his own care. What drugs is he on? Do we know?

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Back home, Lizzie and her mom throw a graduation party for Jazmyne. For an extra five or ten bucks they could have had a cake decorator decorate the cake. She should have picked up the money. Jazmyne is 20 and graduating from high school. Lizzie thinks this is a good time to tell Jazmyne that she went to California. Lizzie seems really normal this episode.

Love After Lockup RecapAndrea & Lamar

Poor Lamar is being held hostage in Utah. Can a Mormon brainwashing be expected soon? Andrea wants to keep him there for six months. She wants to keep him away from all the bad influences in LA. She has a breakdown in bed crying because she doesn’t want to go back to LA. She’s worried about Lamar because several of his family members have been shot and killed. Lamar goes back to LA. Andrea cries. Utah looks really beautiful. These two are still together.

Clint & Tracie

Lord knows what I missed with these two. However, I have been meaning to tell you guys that Tracie is back in jail in Texas on drug charges. Her bond was $5,000 and I don’t think Clint is going to bail her out. Her mugshot picture is so very bad I wasn’t sure it was real. It looks like she was on mutherfuckingcrack.

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Tracie and Clint are getting remarried in Vegas. The officiant asked who would like to go first. Clint says he would. The officiant says usually the ladies go first. How can your job be officiating weddings and you not know that the groom always goes first? HOW?

And so it ends…

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Filed Under: Love After Lockup Tagged With: Andrea & Lamar, Caitlin & Matt, Clint & Tracie, Entertainment News, Lizzie Kommes, Love After Lockup., Marcelino & Brittany, Megan & Michael, Michael & Sarah, Recap, Recaps, Scott & Lizzie

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  1. squir says

    August 12, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    I hate myself for loving this show so much.

    I thought I was better than that.

    Reply
  2. Toni Lee Gildea says

    August 12, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    I can’t watch this mess, but do love love love your recaps!

    Reply
  3. JennyL says

    August 12, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Don’t be finished with this show Tamara! I luh your recaps. Haha

    How long do you think it’s going to take for Michael to reoffend? I give him 6 months. I hate to be that way but he doesn’t inspire confidence.

    Scott is on meth I think. He seemed oddly proud that he was only smoking it and not shooting it this time…(doesn’t sound like a win)

    I was sad to see Tracie back in trouble but not really surprised. It seemed like she was using on the show because she had lost SO much weight. I thought Clint was using too. I hope she can get straightened out. I think she is a smart girl underneath all of that.

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  4. Blondesense says

    August 13, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Thank you for recapping this show for the weeks I just cannot bear to listen to Michael’ stupid voice. Not sure about the US but here in Australia one parent is often awarded a small share of extra custody % so they can do things like enrol the child in school or services without the other parent’s signatures if their relationship is too volatile to negotiate such matters.

    If my sister didn’t have slightly more custody of my niece, her ex would drag his feet on every little thing. He even fought her getting a cast on her broken arm. Gio is such a sunshine. He just emanates joy at all times.

    Whatever Michael has to tell Megan better be something juicy. If it’s just about the divorce I will be pissed.

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  5. Blondiemelinda says

    August 13, 2019 at 6:59 am

    I can’t believe this is the finale! So many loose ends. Maybe they’ll be back next season? And yes, for all outwards appearances I am to be a fairly intelligent person–but God help me I love this trash!

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  6. jojersey says

    August 13, 2019 at 7:26 am

    I didn’t realize this is the finale, I will miss it! I like this Life after Lockup kind of follow up on the couples. I have to ask though, does everyone who goes on these reality shows want to be a musician or model or just most of them? I saw Michael on Plenty of Fish about a month ago so yeah he a player.

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  7. Kerry says

    August 13, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Is it just me or when Sara talks/arguelife s with Michael does her the tone of her voice and her accent change? I don’t understand stand it.

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  8. Patti L Seeley says

    August 13, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    I hope megan dumps micheal for good

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    • Blondesense says

      August 13, 2019 at 6:39 pm

      I think he will just do the same thing to her he did to Sarah. I just hope she is on the pill. I just read ‘Random Family’ again by Adrian Nicole LeBlanc where she lived in the projects with an extended family for 12 years (it’s amazing). It really captured the way inmates play women on the outside for commissary money and entertain themselves writing love letters to anyone who will listen. I totally see what Michael means now when he says Sarah ‘held him down’ in prison.

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  9. The Shadiest Grove says

    August 14, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Clint and Tracy were arrested together TT but he bonded out. Unfortunately, she’s still locked up. Her mugshot brought tears to my tears, motherfucking crack is one hell of a drug. It really is sad.

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    • lori says

      August 14, 2019 at 11:56 pm

      It brought tears to my eyes too. And they say with the laws there, because of a 3 strikes rule that they’re pretty strict with, she may be looking at a lot of time. I hope she gets another chance.

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      • tamaratattles says

        August 15, 2019 at 2:52 am

        We can’t keep dumping drug addicts back into society and just “hoping” they don’t reoffend. If we can have more people than any other country in the world, we can use half of that money to put them in rehab. At least give them a chance.

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        • lori says

          August 15, 2019 at 10:38 am

          Absolutely.

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  10. noellemybelle says

    August 14, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    my DVR skipped a week too. I was out of town on vacation and thought maybe the power went out due to storms – I ended up watching the missed episode on demand. I believe your theory about Michaels speech impediment is on point.

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