It’s the finale of Love After Lockups so this is the last Love After Lockup Recap of the season. I think we have a new season of felons and fools coming down the pipeline. But, I may be done with this franchise. We shall see. It just depends on what time it airs. As the previews run, it looks like I’ve missed an episode of season as well. I didn’t see Scott admit he was on drugs. Or Andrea holding Lamar hostage in Utah. My DVR is not very reliable these days.
Michael & Sarah
I’m frustrated I missed an episode. So Sarah went to serve divorce papers and now Michael is the one pushing for divorce? I feel like I missed a lot! Oh, she hasn’t served him yet. Wait did Michael just say he loVes Meagan? So he can pronounce the word? I have a theory on this new speech ability. I think he has been high all the other times we have heard him talk. He seems oddly mentally alert on this episode. Then on the phone with Meagan he’s back to luhing her.
A month later, Michael is off parole and off to see Meagan. She doesn’t know he is coming. In the car on the way to surprise her, some other girl he is messing with calls him on camera. Once a player, always a player. That’s not luh, bro. The visit with Meagan happened in the driveway. Whatever big news he has he didn’t tell her. Unless it was just that he wants to get back together.
Marcelino & Brittany
These two have a custody case with Tito over the custody of Giovanni. Marcelino should have at least tucked in his shirt. His attorney should have made him do that. A tie would have been a good option as well. The case went well for Brittany. She was awarded 60% joint custody. That’s better than 50/50 and seems a bit odd to me but, good for her.
Scott & Lizzie
It seems like Lizzie is done with Scott over the drugs. She’s so over it that even when Scott threw wads of cash at her, she didn’t stop to pick them up. She really is over him. Wait then the he just leaves the money in the street and takes a bat to his own care. What drugs is he on? Do we know?
Back home, Lizzie and her mom throw a graduation party for Jazmyne. For an extra five or ten bucks they could have had a cake decorator decorate the cake. She should have picked up the money. Jazmyne is 20 and graduating from high school. Lizzie thinks this is a good time to tell Jazmyne that she went to California. Lizzie seems really normal this episode.
Andrea & Lamar
Poor Lamar is being held hostage in Utah. Can a Mormon brainwashing be expected soon? Andrea wants to keep him there for six months. She wants to keep him away from all the bad influences in LA. She has a breakdown in bed crying because she doesn’t want to go back to LA. She’s worried about Lamar because several of his family members have been shot and killed. Lamar goes back to LA. Andrea cries. Utah looks really beautiful. These two are still together.
Clint & Tracie
Lord knows what I missed with these two. However, I have been meaning to tell you guys that Tracie is back in jail in Texas on drug charges. Her bond was $5,000 and I don’t think Clint is going to bail her out. Her mugshot picture is so very bad I wasn’t sure it was real. It looks like she was on mutherfuckingcrack.
Tracie and Clint are getting remarried in Vegas. The officiant asked who would like to go first. Clint says he would. The officiant says usually the ladies go first. How can your job be officiating weddings and you not know that the groom always goes first? HOW?
And so it ends…