It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap!
Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing this at 7:30 at night in the dark? Her dad opens the door for Aunt Shelia. She says, “This is your daughter, Ashley.” He scowled and slammed the door in her face and locked it. Why are they letting Ashley drive after that? As is glad she did it. She got to see his face and have closure.
Robyn thinks she wants to go into the trucking business, so she goes with Gizelle to find out how to do that. While there, she gets to drive a huge truck. Afterward, Robyn asks Gizelle not to pick on the pregnant lady (Monique) at her SELLabratory Open House on her flip. Good luck with that.
Robyn and her sister did a balloon release in honor of their parents on the one year anniversary of their death. Monique and her family took an infant CPR class in the house with the instructor. The kids were not good listeners.
A Mother/Daughter Wine Tasting
Candiace and her half-sister, Crystal and her mother went to a winery and got quite tipsy. Crystal got some really good genes from her father. She seems completely sane and civilized. And, she seems to know how to keep her mother in check.
Karen Finally Looks Good In Her Talking Head!
Karen has a friend over to talk about her perfume line. Every time I point out that Karen has a perfume line with no perfume cough SOMEONE with a DC IP address tries to make their first comment to tell me what store it WAS in and how great it smelled. Whoever could that be?
It’s A Sell-Abration!
Robyn has finally completed her flip and it looks great! Karen of course pretends like she was approached to buy pot on the way in. Because that is what friends do. Ashley arrives and tells Robyn about the sad trip to meet her father. Robyn is very sweet to Ashley. For a change.
And, HERE.WE.GO. Monique goes up to Gizelle to greet her and give her a hug and Gizelle comes straight at here. It is extremely apparent that this is producer driven due to the storyline continuity from the first episode with the truck driving to this. Nothing is real on this show. There is no need for a blow-by-blow of this fake bullshit.
Ashley tries to stick up for Monique. Monique says that her problem is that Gizelle tends to brush off anything difficult that Monique goes to. Robyn pretends like this is a normal open house. Everyone signed releases and knows this is just another scene in the season. I really wish Gizelle and Robyn could get along with Monique and Ashley. I like those four. Let them all gang up on Candiace.
Speaking of Candiace, here she comes to add fuel to the fire, right on the producers cue. Monique confronts Candiace is trying to cause a division between Monique and Ashley. Robyn wants to know why they are revisiting all of the fights from this season. Well Robyn, my guess is this is the season finale? And if it isn’t we will do it all over again when it is. But You know this, Robyn.
It is not in fact the season finale. And next week isn’t either. Next week, everyone is going to the Cayman Islands. I had forgotten about that trip. This season seems very long. This is episode 14!
Next week in the Caymans, Karen tells Gizelle, “I just can’t stand your monkey ass.” Oh my! Robyn confronts Gizelle about her behavior at her open house. Katie and Ashley have a dust-up attacking each other’s man.