It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap!
Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing this at 7:30 at night in the dark? Her dad opens the door for Aunt Shelia. She says, “This is your daughter, Ashley.” He scowled and slammed the door in her face and locked it. Why are they letting Ashley drive after that? As is glad she did it. She got to see his face and have closure.
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Robyn thinks she wants to go into the trucking business, so she goes with Gizelle to find out how to do that. While there, she gets to drive a huge truck. Afterward, Robyn asks Gizelle not to pick on the pregnant lady (Monique) at her SELLabratory Open House on her flip. Good luck with that.
Robyn and her sister did a balloon release in honor of their parents on the one year anniversary of their death. Monique and her family took an infant CPR class in the house with the instructor. The kids were not good listeners.
A Mother/Daughter Wine Tasting
Candiace and her half-sister, Crystal and her mother went to a winery and got quite tipsy. Crystal got some really good genes from her father. She seems completely sane and civilized. And, she seems to know how to keep her mother in check.
Karen Finally Looks Good In Her Talking Head!
Karen has a friend over to talk about her perfume line. Every time I point out that Karen has a perfume line with no perfume cough SOMEONE with a DC IP address tries to make their first comment to tell me what store it WAS in and how great it smelled. Whoever could that be?
It’s A Sell-Abration!
Robyn has finally completed her flip and it looks great! Karen of course pretends like she was approached to buy pot on the way in. Because that is what friends do. Ashley arrives and tells Robyn about the sad trip to meet her father. Robyn is very sweet to Ashley. For a change.
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And, HERE.WE.GO. Monique goes up to Gizelle to greet her and give her a hug and Gizelle comes straight at here. It is extremely apparent that this is producer driven due to the storyline continuity from the first episode with the truck driving to this. Nothing is real on this show. There is no need for a blow-by-blow of this fake bullshit.
Ashley tries to stick up for Monique. Monique says that her problem is that Gizelle tends to brush off anything difficult that Monique goes to. Robyn pretends like this is a normal open house. Everyone signed releases and knows this is just another scene in the season. I really wish Gizelle and Robyn could get along with Monique and Ashley. I like those four. Let them all gang up on Candiace.
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Speaking of Candiace, here she comes to add fuel to the fire, right on the producers cue. Monique confronts Candiace is trying to cause a division between Monique and Ashley. Robyn wants to know why they are revisiting all of the fights from this season. Well Robyn, my guess is this is the season finale? And if it isn’t we will do it all over again when it is. But You know this, Robyn.
It is not in fact the season finale. And next week isn’t either. Next week, everyone is going to the Cayman Islands. I had forgotten about that trip. This season seems very long. This is episode 14!
Next week in the Caymans, Karen tells Gizelle, “I just can’t stand your monkey ass.” Oh my! Robyn confronts Gizelle about her behavior at her open house. Katie and Ashley have a dust-up attacking each other’s man.
Why does Karen try to make everything Ashley’s fault – she went after Ashley for repeating something but not after Monique for showing texts. She needs to lay off.
My heart broke for Ashley regarding her father. I can relate because I too do not have a relationship with my father. I have tried so many times that it’s become pointless. Yes I do refer mine as “the sperm donor”, he does not get that honor of “dad or father”. Imo I think Ashley’s father is ashamed of having a half black daughter (I hope I’m wrong). As for Monique I do not think she was being phony with Gizelle. Just because you acknowledge someone doesn’t mean you are being fake. It’s called maturity, Gizelle should try it sometimes. I knew Karen was lying about being offered weed. Highly doubt it with a camera crew and probably police there. That wasn’t cool at all. Candiass is such a immature hater. I liked her sister Crystal and I’m glad she is more mature than Candiass.
I think Robyn is soooooo naturally pretty. IMO, she never looks good in her talking heads but looks so much better in her day to day life. Can’t figure it out…if it’s just a bad makeup artists or she’s just one of those people who doesn’t wear makeup well.
I’m soo over Gizelle. She’s a “hater” and she continues to drag Robyn right in with her sneaky schemes. Poor Robyn? She has no life therefore she continues to stir in the pot and cause confusion for everyone else. Not to even mention, her jealousy of Monique. Btw Mo is my girl!! #TEAM*MO??❤??
Yes I’m #teamMO also. I adore her and her family. Seriously in love with her husband Chris too ?
This episode did feel more choppy than normal lol. I was taken aback at the matchy matchy wine tasting outfits. Didn’t know that was a thing.
Omg, those matching fur coats! What “fur” was that? They looked like super cheap ass coats. I guess my dislike of both Candiace and her mother doesn’t help my POV. They should hide in their houses after being shown up like they are. I am embarrassed for them each week. Get rid of them.
I loved Monique’s response to Candiace re the texts. She has zero f*cks to give Candiace.
If I didn’t think it was for the show, I’d feel more sympathy for Ashley. Her father blocked her on FB. Why did she think he’d me amenable to meeting her on a tv show???? But she got screwed re both her parents. Her mother is terrible.
@thill I liked Monique’s response to Gizelle, when she said she didn’t care what Candiace had to say. The look on Gizelle’s face was priceless. She was not expecting that response, nor the response from Ashley.
Geez, does Candiace or Dorothy ever have a good time? I don’t get them at all. They are very disrespectful to each other. I hate their scenes. JS
Totally agree; this show must be hurting Dorothy’s therapy business, cause no one in their right mind should ever see her for advice. Oh the irony lol
Someone on Twitter the other day said that one of the RHOA, I think it was Marlo, but honestly didn’t have any confirmation of any of it so didn’t pay attention. Dorothy counseling Marlo would be fucking hilarious to watch though if true.
A perfume line with no perfume? How dreadful
Hahaha! I needed that Ingrid! “A fashion show with no fashion? How dreadful!” I love Dwight!!
How dreadful? Where have y’all been? Karen’s perfume launched in July 2018 and was sold in Bloomingdale’s on the east coast, during the fall. I guess she gets the last laugh on this shade.
Yes, that’s the storyline. six bottles of perfume in one store is not a perfume line.
Karen is the biggest fake on this show. So obvious everything she does is staged, even her house looks temporary like a set. And super shady and bitchy, with ugly wigs/weaves.
Unpopular opinion alert: I LOVE KAREN!!!
The phrases she uses, the shady faces she makes, the crazy wigs she wears…just all of her. I also love how close she was with her parents. The tribute this episode was sweet! I think Karen is a special person.
I actually love all of them but Candiace lol. She does provide the entertainment though.
Potomac is a really great franchise!