My friend on Twitter, Randy Haas has allowed me to steal his fun game. I’d totally pick table six but not if Kate Chastain is there. I LOVE that Andy is sitting alone. I’d go for table number eight. But if Kyle were at the table, I’d got there even if she was sitting with Donald Trump. I’m kinda obsessed with her. 🙂
Then there is this one….
Okay, I said the whole Donald Trump thing before I saw this one. Sorry Kyle. I can’t do Phaedra. I think I would take table number three. Only if Kelly was Kelly Bensimon and not Kelly Dodd. I really would love to have dinner and drinks with Kelly Bensimon. She’s crazier than I am. But it is probably supposed to be Kelly Dodd. So I’ll go sit sit with Kyle at and silently mock Phaedra.
These are some hard choices.
Table #4 each time, hands down. By far funniest tables.
Totally! It’s been so long since we’ve seen them.
I would sit with Padma, Tom, and Gail. Because they’re always served the best food first. And they actually eat it.
My choice too! You know the food would be good, and I love Padma! In the second group, none of the tables appeal to me.
Same, plus I mean…. it’s Padma.
The second table graph, I’m sitting in a bathroom stall alone eating my lunch.
I’m Table 6 on the first one and 8 on the other. I’d just listen to their conversations while shoveling food in my pie hole.
So hard to decide. I love table 5,6 or 7. I would be happy with any of these.
In the first picture table 8. Then table 2. Second picture table 7.
On the first group, I’d go to Table 6. I love Capt. Lee. On the second group, I agree w/TT, I love Kyle but have no interest in Phaedra or Stephanie. In the mood I’m in right now, I’d choose Table 6 just to unload & tell LVP what a cunt she is and that her reference to “British humor” ad nauseam promotes disdain for British people as a whole.
This is one the best comments! Totally agree so much that I’ve become a first time commentator
I feel like Captain Lee and Kate would be the nicest—- they’re in the service industry
The first group is: 8, 7, 10 ( I have a lot of questions for Mr. Cohen)
The second group: 1. – each other table has one person that would ruin the meal.
8 on the top, 2 on the bottom. I am obsessed with Erika!
7 on top. Bottom mostly makes my skin crawl but I guess 6. I quite like Gizelle and I like Sonja though I’m sure the party girl act can get real old.
Bethenny is my #1, but I would have to choose #8! Denise, Erika, and Rinna!
first one, table 5, or table 7. second one I actually think 5 ugh no, Tamra will drive me crazy, I think 8. I’m a Bethenny fan. Monique isnt so bad.
Tables 5 or 8 on both
Number 5 all day
Oops number 5 on the top. I don’t like any of the bottom picture options
Number 8 in the second group, I love Bethenny.
First one, table 5, then table 8. Second chart. Table 5.
I’d sit with the kitchen staff, because all of the tables are full of cunts.
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Scenario 1: Table 5 to be with Bethenny.
Scenario 2: Table 8, again cause of Bethenny.
She would make me laugh the entire night.
#8 on top (for obvious reasons) and #5 on bottom. I think dorinda, Melissa and tamra would be fun to drink with and would probably ending up dancing on the table or something fun like that.
Table #2 – I enjoy Erika and Shannon and Teresa would be ok.
Here is my suggestions at who i would like to see on a table together
Table 1 – Bethenny, Denise, Shannon
Table 2 – Dorinda, Erika, Kelly Dodd
Table 3 – Sonja, Melissa Gorga, Tamra
Eight and eight. Where does it say we can’t mingle amongst tables? I’m trying to not overthink this, I’m looking for fun, acceptance and insight.
Table 6. I would be having so much fun there I wouldn’t make it to the second party.
I would want table 8 on the first pic because that would be the most fun. On the second I would pick the table with Kandi because she is my favorite housewife.
The 1st one is table 5. I don’t drink, so I would hope that Bethenny isn’t too drunk and will help me be a snatch guard. I think all of these 3 are fun, but once they are drunk, I’m fucked b’c sober and drunk don’t mix.
The 2nd is table 2 and flip a table on Teresa when she says she was innocent and it was all Joe. I would also get a kick out of Shannon and Erika who like to eat, like me. Just hope Shannon is in a good mood that day. Or maybe, I would like to see Shannon get the wrong order then push her plate away and say “This is not my plate!!”
Table #2 love Katherine Craig & am slowly warming up to Patricia. Table #2 again I love Theresa I know she has made horrid mistakes & others paid greatly for her financial malfeasance but I love her kids & watched them grow up so I got a huge soft spot for her. Also my favorite housewife of all time is her best friend / godmother to Adrianna Ms. Dina Manzo. I would love to see Dina back on the show !
On the first set of choices, without a doubt I’d pick table 8. Denise, Erika Jayne and Lisa R. Non-stop laughs!
As for the second set of tables, definitely number 6. LVP has a deliciously dry sense of humor, which I completely get, Sonja never fails to entertain, and I think Giselle would have a bunch of really good stories to tell.
Bring out the wine, loosen up, and everyone would have a fabulous time.
Table 5 for both !!
Table 8 hands down
I’ll sit at the crazy tables in both scenarios because I can out-yell and out-brawl any of them . Table #9 in the first one and I won’t forget to bellow at Andy Cohen at #10! Table #7 in the second one.
#8 in the first game and the empty table on jthe far left in the second.
Table 5 and Table 6
#6, I would love to talk about everyone else with Captain Lee & Kate.
#1 with Captain Sandy, Hanna & Aesha
#4 with Karen, Leeann & Kandi
NO QUESTION! Table 4! I love love love Brandi and Stephanie
First picture table 8 and second picture I have a migraine and will take a rain check.
For the appetizer, Room 1, where I would have goat cheese balls and some supernatural Sandoval concoction at Table #3. On to Table #6 with Capt. Lee AND Kate (and surprise guest Ben) for the best company seated on the end closest to Table #7 with Tom, Padma and Gail so I could hear their critiques.
While sipping coffe and port, awaiting dessert, I would mosey over to Table #2 to show Patricia my designs for prints for her caftans, maybe for Craig’s pillows. I would pitch Katherine and Patricia my idea that I’ve had since they were enemies, for a show called Patricia Pygmalion where Pat would teach KD the rules of Southern Belle etiquette. (Then Katherine could know the rules and choose which to break.) For dessert, I would join Denise, Erika and Rinna at Table #8 for good laughs — and to eat Rinna’s untouched dessert.
On to Room 2, Table #6, where I would discreetly place a fortune cookie on LVP’s tea saucer and watch her face as she read “The truth shall set you free and restore love to your life.” I would complete the loop through the kitchen where I would grab an entire Humble Pie, which I would take to Table #4 and smash in Phaedra’s face. I would holler “Goodby Kyle” as I made a hasty retreat to rendezvous with “our” Tamara and we would have a Champagne toast (in her fancy flute) to a night well spent and laugh about Phaedra.
I would go and hang out with the lunch lady…
Table #2 without a doubt. You couldn’t pay me to sit at #9. On the second one… I’de love to get business advice from Kandi but I think that Leanna would make it difficult to gain any nuggets of business wisdom from Kandi. And then #7…. Denise doesn’t stand a chance in that battle of ego’s.
This is the cafeteria in high school right? If so in graphic 1 I’d chooseltable 10. Not because I love Andy but because he probably was a good student and I was too. In the second one I’d just go to the library.
On the first chart #4 cause I love Stephanie & Brandi but I could go with 5,7 or 9 too … the second chart is much harder #5 because of melissa or #8 Bethenny so many others I don’t like at all haha
#5 With Bethanney, Sonja and Dorinda, and table with Erika, Shannon and Teresa. Totally. And I would (ever so craftily) ask ALL the questions!! I would love to crack wise with the aforementioned, and try to see inside the brains of the latter. This would be VERY INTERESTING. I felt a fleeting feeling the other day; I think it may have been happiness. Not sure, maybe I’ll get my happy back. I’m counting on it!! These are interesting comments!!
5 but I would totally cheat and scoot the table next to table 8, or vice versa. I ain’t playing the second one there’s no winners in that one.
Totally Andy’s table. Since nobody wants to sit with him he may be inclined to dish on everything.
Even though RHOBH is my favorite franchise, I’d definitely site at table #5. Bring the crazy, RHONY ladies. And make it a triple!