I’m fighting to stay awake for this RHOBH Reunion Recap. I have slept most of the day. It’s cold and rainy and the barometer pressure has fallen. That said, I am ready to get this season of RHOBH in the books. Hopefully, this is the last time we have to hear about puppygate.
We begin with Camille storming off the set and trying to take her dress off in the middle of the set. She thinks Andy asking Denise how it felt being at lunch with Camille and her trash talking everyone is ‘”a setup.’ Actually, it is a pretty basic question for a reunion. Camille seems high as a kite. Andy coerces her back to the couch.
Camille comes back out crying. Now she has amnesia about all the things she said about Teddi. She claims she didn’t want to get into things with Dorit. But she did. Dorit says that she can’t trust Camille. Camille does an about face on her Kavanaugh opnion. Andy moves on to the fire that destroyed her house. Camille brings up her assistant dying. It annoys me that she never calls him her friend. Camille is asked why she was so nasty to Denise about her loss in the fire. Denise says she was shocked to see that as she had reached out to Camille to check up on her several times after the fire. Camille has no answer for Denise.
Rinna moves to sit near Camille who hasn’t stopped crying and gives her a hug. Erika has been very supportive of Camille as well since her return to the couch. Eventually, Camille says she is sorry if she has been cruel. Teddi looks unmoved. Dorit says, “Very.” Dorit should be grateful that Camille was such a two-faced witch this season, It drew the focus away from her and all of her drama.
The Trips Were Amazing This Year!
Finally, we lighten things up again and focus on the highlight of the season, the trip to Provence. And some of the Bahamas trip. They show them buying $700 worth of groceries for the camping trip. I honestly don’t think that is a lot for six women. That included their alcohol. TamaraTattles exclusive sources claim that the Biermann bunch spent $200 every time they stopped for gas in the convenience stores. I ran up big bills in Paris a Carrefour in Paris all the time. I would sometimes spend all day in my room watching the world go by. They gave the leftover food to the other campers. Kyle says she was the drunkest she’s ever been on camera, in Provence.
Back To Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy
UGH LVP is on my damn TV. But at least they are showing the stupid lie detector test. And Kyle sticks to her story that production didn’t tell her about the test. Andy knows she can’t talk about production like that. It comes out that LVP did a trial run for her lie detector test. Andy goes through the litany of ugly names LVP has call her castmates. Oh, he’s going to get the LVP Stans burning crosses out side his apartment building for this. I am still blocking the lunatics on Twitter for saying that Kyle looked great on WWHL. And she thanked me so they came have her again.
The group points out that they have never said the ugly things that she said about them all season on social media and on camera. I think the transphobic comment about Erika tucking was one of the worst.
The whole Goodbye, Kyle! Joke is the best thing to come from this season. I literally say it to Banjo at least once a day. It cracks me up! We get a sad montage of happy Kyle and LVP over the years. I know Kyle is going to miss that. Kyle gets emotional.
Andy sends Camille packing and before she goes she sort of apologizes again to Denise and Dorit. Then she says she adores Kyle and give her a hug. So fake. Rinna thanks her for showing up.
And So It Ends
Denise says the best part of being on the show is the amazing, genuine, friendships that she has made with the other ladies. Erika says that she feels closer to these women this season than every before. They all say that the six of them have become very close this season. Andy opens the birthday gift that Kyle bought for LVP. It’s a hot pink and rhinestone belt from Manolo Blahnik. They run between $600-$800. I Googled. They all do a shot of tequila. Rinna has two. Then they head out on the town.
I love that everyone in the six is close with each other. I’m even fine with Dorit. I want these six back next season with no new person. I guess even Camille as a friend would be fine. Just please don’t bring back LVP. I’m over her.