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Love After Lockup Recap: Close Calls

July 27, 2019 by tamaratattles 8 Comments

Love After Lockup Recap
 

I’m not sure what to expect on this Love After Lockup recap, except that Marcelino tries to fight the father of Brittanny’s son because he has decided he wants to be the father. That’s not how life works Marcelino.

Andrea & Lamar

Andrea is sure that a trip to Utah will make Lamar want to live there. So they take a roadtrip without the kids. First stop, a Mormon party with near beer and a fishing pond in the backyard. Then the guys start trying to convert him to Mormonism.

Love After Lockup RecapCliff & Tracie

Oh yeah, I forgot that Tracie has discovered Cliff’s online fangirl that he has been having some sort of online relationship with. Apparently, Cliff told the fangirl, Stephanie, that he wasn’t in love with Tracie anymore. They were making plans to meetup. But they never did. So this fight ended quickly. Meanwhile, Clint’s fingernails look like he just worked an eight hour shift changing oil at Jiffy Lube.

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The next day, Tracie wants to do a Vegas vow renewal. That will make up for the online cheating. Tracie wants to call his parents and tell them. They have no idea he is in Vegas with Tracie.

Sarah and Megan confront each otherMegan & Michael & Sarah

Sarah finally decides to go see a divorce lawyer. The lawyer tells her that she needs to get a custody agreement. She can’t believe that Sarah hasn’t already filed. She convinces Sarah go ahead and file the paperwork. But will Michael just woo her back with his nonsensical verbal woos and convince her once again that they luh each other?

How does Sarah take care of a newborn and a toddler with those awful long pointy fake nails?

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Meanwhile, Megan tells her father about her trip to Flint. He is not amused. He makes her call Michael right there. Her father blesses him out for not telling her he was married.

Marcelino & Brittany

Marcelino is en route to Tito’s place with guns a blazing. Tito greets him very nicely. Tito wonders why Brittany isn’t there to discuss this with him. Marcelino has no standing. Tito then explains that Brittany didn’t even try to get custody of Giovanni.

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The state signed full custody over to him because she was a no-show and a deadbeat mom. Marcelino keeps saying he has had his son for a full year. Tito keeps saying that is not true. The next thing you know, they are fist fighting level some scrawny producer to try to break them up.

Love After Lockup RecapScott & Lizzie

Lizzie is unhappy with the decor at Scott’s house. It is not up to her standards. The beds are not nailed to the floor. The walls have art properly hung instead of being an array photos of her marks taped to the wall. It just doesn’t suit her. Neither does Sharlean who comes home straight from working a shift at the hospital to find Lizzie in her house wearing nothing but a bath towel. Sharlean suggests Lizzie needs to take a drug test. Lizzie is fine with that if Scott takes one too.

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Filed Under: Love After Lockup Tagged With: Andrea & Lamar, Caitlin & Matt, Clint & Tracie, Entertainment News, Lizzie Kommes, Love After Lockup., Marcelino & Brittany, Megan & Michael, Michael & Sarah, Recap, Recaps, Scott & Lizzie

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  1. Sarah in Australia says

    July 28, 2019 at 8:39 am

    Thanks for the recap and chance to comment! I love this show, I would love them live-streamed. What a train wreck Scott and Lizzie are, she seems to be acting though, that whole scene with the flat mate seemed totally set up. They showed pictures of Scott and Lizzie when they first met. He’s lost a lot of weight since then and generally improved his look.

    I’m not a dog person, but Brittany seemed really rough with the dog when she dragged him in. I don’t understand how the son ended up with her.

    I love Clint’s mum, I feel so sad for her.

    Sarah and Meghan have no one to blame but themselves. How can Michael be worth fighting for? I loved Meghan’s dad.

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    • Deirdre says

      July 28, 2019 at 9:02 am

      Well Michael’s got to be REALLY skilled at filling up a love tank but my heart belongs to Megan’s wonderful Dad and his outstanding impression of Michael’s mumble-speak

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      • Sarah in Australia says

        July 28, 2019 at 9:34 am

        I was just a little sick at the thought of that.

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      • Fizz says

        July 28, 2019 at 2:43 pm

        Her dad was hysterical when he did that! He said something like I don’t like the way he talks and I thought none of us do sir…none of us do. It’s beyond me how he ended up with a daughter like Meghan.

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  2. Brenda says

    July 28, 2019 at 9:03 am

    What is up with Tracy’s body?Her face is all sunk in and to be honest she really looks like a Crachhead.Clint ‘s fingernails have always looked dirty and nasty.I wouldn’t want him cutting my meat at work.Sarah has lost her get to language (Trying to talk black)Now she’s all white.Lizzy is such a bad actors please go back to Wisconsin.Scott be a MAN.

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  3. jjerseyjo says

    July 28, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    It REALLY cracks me up every time you mention Michael and how much he LUHS Meagan and his new baby. He definitely speaks Mumble-eze!
    And many of us noticed Clint’s dirty fingernails…actually they both look like they need a good steam cleaning!

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  4. Tash says

    July 28, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    These people are so outrageously ridiculous. How does a moron like Michael have 2 seemingly “sane-ish” (albeit horribly misguided) women fighting over him? It makes even my worst life choices seem minor. I guess that’s the allure of this show…watching these folks makes me feel okay about my own questionable life choices.

    Clint…good God, what a mess. How is it that I feel like Tracy could do soooo much better at this point?

    Andrea is extra delusional and Lamar is clearly just not that into her.

    Can’t really sort out Lizzie’s motives now that we know that Scott is flat broke. Could it really be that she actually has love for him?

    I truly love this show, almost as much as I love TT’s recaps!

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  5. Oopsey! says

    July 28, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Michael and Sarah’s daughter is such a smart little cookie. She spoke with Sarah like she was a counselor. Very bright kid. Marcelino is an ass. He had no legal claim to that kid. He has some nerve and he’s so weird. He has no personality or emotion. Lamar acts like he tolerates Andrea. He treats her life a cousin or something but she is just so happy to be married that she doesnt even care.

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