I have no idea why that Southern Charm recap took over two hours to bang out. I blame Robert Muller, I was up early today to watch the hearings and a fell asleep several times. But I am just exhausted and will probably watch BBAD in the morning. Unless I get hooked on feeds and there is a chance there maybe a change. But regardless, I am going to kick out this BB21 recap
Jack got YET ANOTHER racial sensitivity scolding in the DR about the “rice pudding” incident and Tommy was accused of trying to cover for him. And yet, still nothing changes. I feel like the kid in Sixth Sense. I see racist people and they don’t even know they are racists.
On the sanitized version of the show made for the CBS viewers, we pick up just after nominations. The pair of jackasses are riled up. Tommy, the actor, is crying. Mostly because he has a huge hard on for Jack. Who will he cuddle with?
A Crabby Cast?
Also, it is very strange that they let Jack shave off his beard. The (likely false) Internet rumor is that Jack has crabs and or I think it was Holly who had some sort of “rash” that kept her from banging Jackson. People think there is some sort of STD in the house involving those two couples. Nick and Bella who also bang a lot but generally just in the HOH when Nick was in power are clean with regard to that rumor. I did see Holly and Jackson talking about her rash and how she needs a break from fucking him. (IMPLIED) and he was not a happy. But I think Holly just has razor rash down there. Jack having crabs would not surprise me. Evel Dick was evicted when his tests came back show he was positive for HIV.
I really needed to see with my own eyes that Jackson volunteered for slop after Tommy, Christie and Kat were chosen. And he sort of did.
I love that Jack used his power and it really didn’t change a thing. Sam was picked both times. The second time by Jack himself. Heh. I’m totally Team Sam at this point. I am always #TeamGayGuy (even with Andy a little bit. Okay not really) But Tommy is playing Andy’s game on steroids (Andy won, for you newbies). I am sick of his constant Broadway performances that rely on him telling EVERYONE how awesome they are and how much he loves them.
The Veto Comp
This is a new Veto we have never seen before. It’s an individual challenge where they have to hold down three buttons on a jetski while taking off their clothes down to their swimsuit. If they release a button the clock runs much faster. The fastest time wins. As we all know, the slop cheating piece of shit Jackson won. But why did anyone take the socks with their hands? God I hate Jackson.
I am conflicted about Cliff taking two weeks of (potential) safety in exchange for putting up Bella. But what is done is done and we will see if the Racist Alliance keeps their word. I kind of think they will because they want Nick and Sam out after Bella.
So stay tuned my friends. We will tune in to see what happens next.