Tonight’s RHOBH Reunion Recap will include Camille’s dramatic walk-off. I am praying she flees and never comes back. Just like LVP. A girl can dream anyway.
But first, we have to bang away on Teddi for her role in puppygate. I think all of these girls, including Dorit have been dragged into LVP manipulations enough times to know how the situation went down. I think Teddi is one of the few people to have backed out of the evil plan. Andy says that the viewers think that Dorit caused the whole problem by not bringing the dog back to Vanderpump Dogs. It was REALLY stupid of Vanderpump dogs to give a chihuahua puppy to a family with small kids. There is a lot of fault to go around here.
Dorit says that she told LVP that she was going to rehome the dog. LVP didn’t have a problem with it and never told her she had to bring the dog back to her. Kyle brings up once again that the shelter the dog spent a few hours in was not a kill shelter. Lucy was never in any danger.
Can We PLEASE Get Past Puppygate
Andy calls Teddi out for saying that she never lies. Teddi admits she didn’t come clean about her initial agreement with LVP with the group. But at the time she said that, she had come clean. Then Camille points out that LVP did the same thing with her in season two when she told her to bring up Taylor’s abusive marriage. So she did and LVP just “left her out to dry.” It’s a pattern with LVP every season.
And says some people thought John Blizzard should have been fired. They show LVP in a previous season saying that she felt Adrienne should have fired her chef for mocking her. Kyle and Erika point out that John Blizzard knows where a lot of bodies are buried and if he were fired, he might sing like a canary. I kind of hope he does it anyway.
Let’s Talk About Lawsuits
Andy tries to bring up other people’s lawsuits on behalf of the LVP stans. Erika says that Tom’s lawsuit has been resolved and “they apologized.” Then an LVP stan says, “I guess Kyle isn’t going to bring up Mauricio scamming someone out of 37 million dollars.” Which just goes to show the LVP stans are uninformed morons that do not know what they are talking about. Kyle did not appreciate the question because it was worded in a slanderous way.
Someone is disputing a sale of a home that was a forced sale by the government to repay funds for criminal activities. The government accepted the contract. The government got the money. The international convict who is suing over some shell corp had no interest in the sale other than making reparations to the government. It’s a ridiculous waste of the courts time. It’s a ridiculous waste of Maurico’s legal funds. The legal insurance company tried to bail on having to pay his court costs and a judge would not let them. It’s just a ridiculous waste of time and money.
And More Lawsuits
Oh we are going to talk about the incident with Jasmine Lennard at the pool in the Bahamas. You can click that links for the entire story and the video. Dorit tries to lie her way out of the fact that she never paid for the swimsuits she is selling. They had footage of it. So, Andy wants to know why no one brought it up on camera. The answer was they were friends with Dorit and friends don’t do that.
By the way, I now understand Ken’s reasons for his rant. He had clearly watched the screener of the reunion with LVP and that is why the lawsuits and bad breath and such was under his skin at the time. Oh and now Andy brings up the lawsuit about the fired employee at Vanderpump Dogs who had a nervous breakdown over being told to forge John Sessa’s signature on checks. They probably violated the ADA with that firing. But this is nothing new for them. Kyle says that they would not have brought up LVP’s latest lawsuit if it had happened during filming. This is true. She has never brought up any of Kyle’s lawsuit. The only one who ever has was Lisa Rinna.
Then we talk about eating disorders and plastic surgery. The only interesting thing in that conversation was that LVP lies about having work done. And Dorit does too. Both claim they have only had Botox and fillers. I sort of believe LVP, even though the ladies claim otherwise. But LVP is right about Dorit. She’s had a full on head transplant.
Camille is Jealous That Kyle & Teddi Are Friends
Kyle and Teddi are called out for being such good friends. Isn’t that the whole point of the show? A bunch of rich bitches that are friends? These two have become besties. They do things together when the show is not filming. Finally, Kyle gets the chance to be a big sister!
Of course this infuriates Camille. None of these women are friends with Camille off camera. And most of them cannot stand Camille. Camille doesn’t understand why Teddi sticks up for Kyle when Camille gets in Kyle’s face. Camille doesn’t have friends. So she has no point of reference. So of course Camille tweets about their friendship being creepy. Teddi says it is creepy that Camille asked Kyle to be a bridesmaid when they are not friends outside of filming. Dorit seems butthurt over the friendship too.
Oh Look! Lisa Rinna and Erika Jayne Are There!
Finally we have a question for Lisa Rinna! And of course it is another mean viewer question. Andy seems particularly on the rag or this reunion. Even things like Kyle and Teddi being besties is presented in a negative way. So he reads a question that says Rinna’s impression of Erika for Halloween was poor acting. Or, as I like to call it, Rinna having fun. Fun is apparently frowned upon. Rinna and Erika were not amused that Kyle and Teddi kept trying to make Erika feel like she should have been angry with Rinna’s Halloween persona.
Andy asks Teddi why it is okay for Kyle to do a negative impersonation of her (like they did in Provence) but not okay for Rinna to impersonate Erika? No clear answer for that.
Apparently, at the airport when they arrived, Erika snapped at the Starbucks barista for skipping over her t take Kyle’s order. Then Erika had two rough mornings in a row. So that is why Kyle and Teddi started to feel like she didn’t want to be around them. Kyle admits she loves drunk Rinna more than sober Rinna. And Kyle said that sober Erika is “even worse” that sober Rinna. So, when did all of this talk happen? Why is Kyle trashing my other girls? Oh! We get a flashback. That was drunk Kyle talking. She doesn’t even remember half of it.
I have to tell you the best thing about Teddi is that Kyle likes her. I am liking her less and less this season. And bitch, don’t come for Erika Jayne. That goes for you too, Kyle. Or Rinna.
LVP’s Terrible Breath & Receding Gums
Camille says she thinks LVP didn’t come to the reunion because she is mad about Brandi Glanville being on the show. I SO DESPERATELY want Brandi to take LVP’s diamond. That would be karmic justice. My best Bravo source does NOT want that to happen. So it is probably unlikely. I don’t think LVP’s cowardice has anything to do with Brandi. She knows she was busted on her evil plot for the season and couldn’t take the heat.
Next, they play Camille trashing LVP’s teeth and gums. Apparently, LVP tweeted Camille claiming she doesn’t have gum problems. Well, LVP went to Kyle’s NYC dentist and got her some new choppers. They are quite large, but decided less “British.” Um, love you Brits! I have British teeth too for the most part. I have six veneers and the rest all need to become implants.
Camille Has A Hissyfit
Andy plays a lot of footage of Camille being two-faced. Then, he asks if she understand why the ladies says that about her. She tries to blame editing. So, Andy calls her on it. Then she says that Kyle talked about LVP bad breath too. How does this change the face that Camille is two-faced. Kyle points out that they all have conversations off camera. She doesn’t deny the LVP comment. Apparently, LVP does have bad breath. But Kyle would never out someone else’s private comments to her on a reunion show.
Camille starts losing her mind. She says they all want her to jump on the LVP hate train. Nope. They just want her to pick a side and quit telling LVP how horrible they are. Then, she comes back to them and trashes LVP. We all saw this on camera. Then she calls Dorit the phoniest person she knows. She’ not wrong if she in not including herself in the running. Camille and Dorit should have been besties.
Erika asks why Camille feels like Dorit is phony. She tries to stick up for Dorit. Camille says she just hates people who are phony. So apparently it is some sort of self-hatred thing she is projecting on to Dorit. They are both phony a fuck. Dorit tells Camille she is entitled to her feelings. She just wants Camille to stop being nice to her face. Production plays footage of Camille being phony as fuck to Dorit at the fake Beverly Beach event. Camille says if that is the way she feels then to please stop inviting her her major life events like her wedding and her 5Oth birthday.
Then Camille spits out that she didn’t want any of them at her wedding and that was all production. Andy straightens that right out. Then Andy brings up how Camille went all in on Dorit over PK’s bankruptcy. Camille seems to think her ambush on Dorit was really her being ambushed by everyone else. It’s time to play the fake victim song that LVP would have been singing if she were not such a coward. Then she plays her victim card. This really is straight out of the LVP playbook. My assistant died (she never says friend)! My house burned down! Yes all of those things happened and the ladies supported you. In return, you trash talked them all.
Camille is pissed that the group talked about her fake nice comments to People about LVP. She calls them all The Witches of Eastwick. Andy tries to point out that is another example of her being two-faced. Kyle says Camille only said nice things about LVP because the rest of the cast is getting hate tweets and death threats and she didn’t want to deal with that. They keep showing footage of Camille talking out of both sides of her mouth. Camille remains in denial that she is two-faced and that is what caused her issues this season.
Camille keeps on screaming at the top of her lungs in response to everything. Denise, who has been really quiet all night asks her why she is so angry. She tells her to take it down a notch. Camille tells her to shut up. After Rinna and others rebuke her for that, she says that Denise told her to tell her daughter that she’s a fucking liar. Denise never said that. Camille accused Denise of cursing at her kids. They roll the footage. What Denise says is that she screams at her kids. If that makes someone a bad mother, then no one had a good one. I think all mothers have screamed at their kids. I scream at Banjo sometimes. It’s way to make a point.
Denise suggests that Camille needs to go take a second and calm down. Then, there was a long awkward silence. Andy asks Denise about their dinner together where Camille literally trashed everyone. Camille starts to mutter, “So, this is a setup!” Then she jumps up and makes her dramatic exit. She mutters, “Denise did say she curses at her kids!” Denise asks the group if Camille is on something. Yes, Denise. It appears that Camille has been doing coke in Dorit’s Bathroom. She starts taking off her dress before she even gets to the dressing room. It’s all a very bizarre overreaction.
On next week’s RHOBH Reunion recap, Andy tries to have a rationale conversation with Camille who is wide-eyed and glassy-eyed. LVP sends Andy a bizarre gift. It’s a female’s pink belt with a rhinestone buckle. Teddi says she just wants it in the clubhouse. Camille comes back in full victim mode. Erika Jayne seems to feel sorry for her. Or perhaps she doesn’t want Denise to keep saying Camille seems high as a kite.