It’s late but I have been putting off some of the lesser recaps like the Love After Lockup recap. Along with MAFS this recap may be unnecessary. We shall see.
Marcelino & Brittany
Brittany want Sascha to the their daughter, Zoila’s godmother. Marcelino points out that Sascha just got sentenced for years. This is a ridiculous idea. Brittany doesn’t make wise decisions. Marcelino takes the kids to the park with his mother. Why isn’t Brittany there?
Marcelino goes to talk to Tito about taking custody of Giovanni away from him. This is not a wise decision either.
Megan & Michael & Sarah
Michael goes to see his probation officer to get permission to go to New York for the birth of his baby. Apparently, the answer was no. So,Michael is pissed. Actually, it seems he wasn’t told no. He was told they would make a decision soon, or not. In the end, he was not there for the birth of his second daughter. She arrived with a full head a black hair. She’s a big beautiful baby. She seems like a quite happy baby. Micheal luhs her.
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Michael texts Megan a photo of the baby. Then, he calls her for the first time in a while. Michael says that he isn’t interested in getting back with Sarah. But Megan isn’t so sure about that.
Scott & Lizzie
Scot who is carrying six figures of debt, gives Lizzie another engagement ring. She doesn’t seem interested in marrying Scott. So, Scott has a hissy fit and tries to through the ring into the ocean. Has he never heard of returning the ring? He flushed the first one down the toilet! Lizzie goes and fishes it out of the water. This is ridiculous.
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Back at the house, Lizzie finds a large salad spork in Scott’s kitchen that she is convinced is a dope spoon. She’s convinced that Scott is cooking crack. I guess she would know.
Lamar & Andrea
Lamar takes Andrea to meet his brother, Dulow. Apparently, he lives in a nice neighborhood. So why did he need Andrea to pay his way through life? Apparently, Dulow has criminal ways too. Lamar’s parole officer has advised Lamar to stay away from his thug friends and family. The house reeks of pot. It was legal at the time this was filmed. So, Andrea leaves because she can’t be around the smoke. Shockingly, Lamar leaves with her. But they fight all the way home. I had to go pull a photo of this hoodie. Thoughts?
Clint & Tracie
These two morons have made it to Vegas and Clint is still struggling to tell her about his online relationship. Spoiler alert, Clint ad Tracie are selling Vimeo videos. They are still together and planning to move out of Hobbs for better job opportunities. The only person who would give Clint a job is his daddy. They need to stay put.
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On the way to the room, they take a selfie and Stephanie, the Internet girl sends Cliff a text that Tracie reads. Stephanie wants to be Cliff’s new goddess. Gag. They scream and yell all the way to the hotel room. Then, Tracie locks herself into the bathroom with Clint’s phone. So, Clint goes nuts and starts kicking the bathroom door in. These two are going to get thrown out before they even unpack. Tracie goes batshit and slams the hotel room door in the face of the cameraman. And there it ends…
On next week’s Love After Lockup, Lizzie demands Scott take a drug test; Megan’s dad Facetimes with Michael; Tito starts a fist fight with Marcelino.
I was dying when they showed the hotel Clint and Tracy were staying at ! Terribles is in Primm, NV about 40 min away from Las Vegas. It’s right on the border of California and Nevada. Room cost like $19! I can’t believe they flew to Vegas to stay at a pit stop!
I was wondering where the hell they were in Vegas where the hotel only had five stories.
So I was in Vegas when Clint and his Goddess were. I’m not sure if they will be shown later but they were at The Bellagio checking in. No offense to either of them BUT the camera makes them look like supermodels…real life looks rough on these two.
Yikes!
Shocked the Bellagio would consent to have them film there, not exactly the RHOBH LOLZ
Thisshow is one of my guilty pleasures! ?
I died at just the name alone. Terribles–how apropos for those two! And what was up with Clint wearing that goofy neck pillow out of nowhere? I didn’t think he could look even dumber than he normally does.
I love the recaps for this train wreck
Scumbags!
I cant get enough of this show, I jus LUH it!
I luh it too!! So much luh for this show!!
Same here
Please keep up the recaps for this and MAFS. For some reason, I keep forgetting to record Love After Lockup so I wait for your post until I can find it as a rerun. I love these trainwrecks!
I want that hoodie.
The second I saw Lamar I thought what in bandanna hell is that!!
I actually like the hoodie but Liz P… That is funny!
I actually think that hoodie is pretty cool. Not a hoodie person but I might wear that
I didn’t like the hoodie. It’s just too much; too many colors.
I sort of liked the hoodie at first, and then it seemed kind of Bill Cosby to me.
It didn’t strike me as being from FUBU, to be sure.
Add me to the group who loves this show and your recaps. Please don’t stop recapping it!
I as well am addicted to this show. I find the only one w any sense is Brittany. Lizzie wants to control Scott. Why did she go visit him? Andrea needs to get her kids together & head back to Utah. Shes too sweet for any gang banger. Clint is a total loser! & Megan needs to open her eyes.
I have no idea because I’ve never seen a crack spoon except on TV but wouldn’t the underside of it be burnt and not shiny like Scott’s was. I think it was just dirty. It’s hilarious to think he would keep his crack spoon in the utensil drawer. Lizzie is always looking for an excuse to fight with Scott to either test him, to string him along and have a reason not to marry him or for a story line.
I also don’t know the finer points of a crack spoon but that looked more like a large spork. I would think a true spoon would work much better.
I have a set of antique salad servers. They are a giant spork like that and the other one is sort of a giant shallow spoon. You put one in each hand to serve salad to people from a large bowl.
I’m not saying that Scott isn’t a crackhead, maybe he is, but I don’t see that as the smoking gun.
Lol! I am cracking up over here (pun intended, not sure, maybe unintended? Little crack knowledge personally) in the WWest where we too have those big “spork” things that match a big spoon, made specifically for tossing salads not cookies or anything else for that matter, just salads.
Rarely watch the show, always read your recaps and the comments TT.
I luh, luh,luh this show! Luh you too Tamara! You do the best recaps of anyone!
This is my favourite show (closely followed by 90 Day Fiancé) and here is the only place I can talk about it!!!
I really loved the first series but this one is feeling a bit like they’re acting to keep themselves relevant. If it’s real then they’ve rounded up a group of people with the lowest self esteem on earth. What the “clean” partners put up with is awful. I would hate to be Clint’s mum and I hate to think what Meghan’s family think.
It’s a big no from me about the hoodie.
I totally agree with you about it feeling a bit staged at times. Same thing with happily ever after. But, I still love it! I’m really excited for the original form to come back with new couples. That’s the best!
Hoodie looks like Vera Bradley remnants sewn together. Not a fan.
Hoodie is awful. I agree.
Oh Marcelino. He is the worst type of mess because he really thinks he has it all together.
TT- reading your recaps and all the comments are the best “high” ever. Please never stop dealing.
Please don’t stop recapping this show. I love to read others opinions about these fools.
I would be too ashamed to be on this show if I was Michael’s mother or Meghan. This is probably why Sara folks are not on.
Lizzie and the stork! As soon as I saw it I knew it was for tossing salads, you can even buy it in clear plastic from the dollar store so you don’t have to be Patricia A. To know what one is. Bad acting between those two. I think they stayed on too long and it’s just about the money/fame.
Brittney and Marcelo meh.
Tracey and Clint just look stinky and I need to look up Vimeo Videos.
Andrea prefers her men in prison where she has all the control and what is the deal with her kids Dads. They are obviously Black men so were they mormons as well. I really would like to know her backstory. I liked Lamar’s hoodie. My mom is a quilter and it looks like quilt pieces.