It’s late but I have been putting off some of the lesser recaps like the Love After Lockup recap. Along with MAFS this recap may be unnecessary. We shall see.
Marcelino & Brittany
Brittany want Sascha to the their daughter, Zoila’s godmother. Marcelino points out that Sascha just got sentenced for years. This is a ridiculous idea. Brittany doesn’t make wise decisions. Marcelino takes the kids to the park with his mother. Why isn’t Brittany there?
Marcelino goes to talk to Tito about taking custody of Giovanni away from him. This is not a wise decision either.
Megan & Michael & Sarah
Michael goes to see his probation officer to get permission to go to New York for the birth of his baby. Apparently, the answer was no. So,Michael is pissed. Actually, it seems he wasn’t told no. He was told they would make a decision soon, or not. In the end, he was not there for the birth of his second daughter. She arrived with a full head a black hair. She’s a big beautiful baby. She seems like a quite happy baby. Micheal luhs her.
Michael texts Megan a photo of the baby. Then, he calls her for the first time in a while. Michael says that he isn’t interested in getting back with Sarah. But Megan isn’t so sure about that.
Scott & Lizzie
Scot who is carrying six figures of debt, gives Lizzie another engagement ring. She doesn’t seem interested in marrying Scott. So, Scott has a hissy fit and tries to through the ring into the ocean. Has he never heard of returning the ring? He flushed the first one down the toilet! Lizzie goes and fishes it out of the water. This is ridiculous.
Back at the house, Lizzie finds a large salad spork in Scott’s kitchen that she is convinced is a dope spoon. She’s convinced that Scott is cooking crack. I guess she would know.
Lamar & Andrea
Lamar takes Andrea to meet his brother, Dulow. Apparently, he lives in a nice neighborhood. So why did he need Andrea to pay his way through life? Apparently, Dulow has criminal ways too. Lamar’s parole officer has advised Lamar to stay away from his thug friends and family. The house reeks of pot. It was legal at the time this was filmed. So, Andrea leaves because she can’t be around the smoke. Shockingly, Lamar leaves with her. But they fight all the way home. I had to go pull a photo of this hoodie. Thoughts?
Clint & Tracie
These two morons have made it to Vegas and Clint is still struggling to tell her about his online relationship. Spoiler alert, Clint ad Tracie are selling Vimeo videos. They are still together and planning to move out of Hobbs for better job opportunities. The only person who would give Clint a job is his daddy. They need to stay put.
On the way to the room, they take a selfie and Stephanie, the Internet girl sends Cliff a text that Tracie reads. Stephanie wants to be Cliff’s new goddess. Gag. They scream and yell all the way to the hotel room. Then, Tracie locks herself into the bathroom with Clint’s phone. So, Clint goes nuts and starts kicking the bathroom door in. These two are going to get thrown out before they even unpack. Tracie goes batshit and slams the hotel room door in the face of the cameraman. And there it ends…
On next week’s Love After Lockup, Lizzie demands Scott take a drug test; Megan’s dad Facetimes with Michael; Tito starts a fist fight with Marcelino.