Sorry, it’s a slow new day for the most part. But it is a HUGE day for Big Brother fans. We have been glued to the live feeds all day. My stupid dollar store headphones completely crapped out. I usually buy five or ten of them when I get there but I can’t find my spares ANYWHERE, I am losing my mind with all the whispering on the feeds.
So I know most of you don’t watch Big Brother, but on the show they play to win Head of Household and if you win you get “luxury items” like BEER! and lotions and potions and cute socks and maybe a hat or Kombucha or SmartWater or your favorite flavor of ice cream or sushi or whatever you put on your list. And you get a CD of your favorite music,
So what would be on yours?
My music would be Outkast. I listened to this while typing you should while reading…
Because I’m an ATL girl and this is probably the best album ever made. You’re welcome. It is autoplaying over my Big Brother feeds as I type this, Shit is going down and I can’t shut it off because I need to find my CD and put it in my car. I LOVE LOVE LOVE OutKast. So underated. (not safe for work)
What else would be in my basket?
Whole Foods got me addicted then they stopped selling it because they use some ingredient they don’t like anymore. I hope the ingredient is Crack. Because I am not stopping eating it. OMG I am loving this CD. There’s a fine line between love and hate. Every song is bringing me back to THE DAY, y’all. Many times I sit back and contemplate,,,,
Ben & Jerry’s Pistachio, Pistachio
Oh Lord, I’m so tired, so tired I feel like I’ve lived most of this life alone.,. (so sorry best CD in the world!)
Anyway pistachio is the best flavor of ice cream. To be honest, they don’t really make it in the US. Not even close. But this is a decent substitute.
Fosters Oil Cans The Blue Ones
You don’t get much alcohol in there. A couple of these and I’d be good. I would NOT share with the peons.
Laughing Cow Cheese (Original)
Yeah I have a cheese redundancy here. I was first introduced to Laughing Cow cheese in Beirut Lebanon as a kid. I am thrilled that it is sold here in the ghetto these days. In Europe in the um… earlier years.. and perhaps even now, breakfast was bread and cheese and fruit and such. It was a “continental breakfast.” And I was very popular ask a child in England because I would order tea when my parents ordered coffee. No milk (because WTF?) only sugar,
(musical interlude: It’s just my interpretation of the situation Damn, Damn Damn…)
I love fish and in the Big Brother house they get ten tons of fancypants fish. They don’t want it. They don’t know WTF to do with it and I just WANT IT.
God this is the best album ever put out. Go ahead and marinate on that for a minute.
Endangerd Species Chocolate Bars Bald Eagle
This shit is too expensive. But dark chocolate and sea salted caramel? YES PLEASE.
I’ve got four ginormous containers of the stuff on my coffee table right now. MOISTURIZE!
(Musical intertlude) You got to get up, get out and get something! Don’t let the days of your life pass by) Y’all really need to listen to this entire album from the days when people had a positive messages,
Some Essential Oils
I use a lot of oregano and peppermint and the serenity ones. I’d like a CBD oil but it seems kind complicated.
Black Box Merlot
They would never give me this, but a girl would still put it on her preference sheet.
For the challenges. Sometime people have been able to use those.
Old Man Pajamas
Musical interlude:If you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit… I’d also ask for grits and shrimp. I can totally work with that.
Mexican Co-colas and Planters Roasted Peanuts (Salty)
Mexican co-colas are the REAL THING. None of that government sponsored corn syrupy shit. and if you drop some salty peanuts in there? perfect.
Burts Bees Lip Products
My lips are always dry. Cherry Chapstick would be good too.
Funky Sunglasses or Readers
Love them. I am moving from 1.5 or whatever to whatever is next.
Feta Cheese and Watermelon
Currently one of the many racists bastards on this season of Big Brother has demanded that the watermelon is for him. He’s finally on the block LOL. Watermelon should be eaten with a liberal sprikle of salt and some feta.
Nuttin is for sure, nothiin last forever until they close the curtain…
A bottle of Mt. Olive Diced Jalepenos
You need this in your pantry, yo mama and your cousin too.
Cheese-Its Or something Snacky
I am thinking about those Chicken In a Biscuit snacks for some reason. I don’t really eat processed food but if I was in Big Brother I would.
Aveno Body Moisturizer with 15 SPF
Now I need to figure out what photos I already have I can use for this. SKY HIGH!
We all need this song right now! hush that fuss!
Somedays, you just need a little bit of Outkast. Ya feel me? I can’t leave this country fast enough. If I could go back to Tripoli, Libya I would.