I’m starting this RHOBH Reunion Recap late after getting bogged down by all the photos of the RHOBH that some BravoTV intern posted before getting told to take them down five minutes later. You can go see them here, they are awful .
Denise has Casamigos in her water glass and I don’t blame her one bit. Erika knows. She may dip into it herself. I love how they open the show with LVP talking about Adrienne Maloof when she refused to show up for the reunion. It’s hypocrisy at it’s finest. She even mentions leaking stories and being cowardly. It’s like she is talking about herself six years later. LVP says, “I think she should have come, cleaned up the mess, and moved on.” I’m am moving on and no recapping anything more about the absence of the coward.
Will NIcolette Sheridan Be LVP’s Replacement?
For some reason Andy makes Rinna tell the story about Nicolette Sheridan cheating on Harry Hamlin with Michael Bolton. We’ve heard this a million times before. SO, let’s get on with this season. Oh he brings it up because their twitter war at the time caused Andy to get a lot of emails asking him to put Nicolette on the show. She’s been married to both Harry and Aaron. That would be a trainwreck.
I love Denise Richards and how she chooses to deal Charlie Sheen. Denise and Charlie didn’t have a prenup. Denise didn’t ask for half. She took very little from the relationship. Aaron gets along fine with Charlie. He called him before they got married to let him know since he would be a stepdad to Charlie’s girls. Denise gets emotional talking about her daughter Eloise. Why are they playing her breakdown twice? There is a lot of filler this episode.
[Mammograms and Anxiety Discussion. Nope.]
Erika says that Kyle is the true queen of RHOBH. I agree and I’ve always said that. The other ladies agree as well. Erika says she is also the leader. Everyone is close with Kyle and she holds the group together. Yep!
And at halftime, Camille is brought in to be a disruption to this happy team. Camille and David’s honeymoon was a ski trip to Switzerland. Camille says the reason she still uses Grammar is for her children. Apparently, Camille still lives in 1952. Denise says she couldn’t wait to drop Charlie’s last name. Andy keeps pitting the two celebrity divorces against each other.
Camille Grammar Is Not Feeling This RHOBH Reunion
Denise didn’t take Charlie to the cleaners even though he earned all of his money during their marriage. He was broke when they married. On the other hand, Camille took Kelsey for half of everything he had. Neither had a prenup. When Denise explains their situation, Camille made two very dismissive comments and literally waved her hand at Denise to silence her. Camille says she worked hard. She didn’t just buy lots of expensive clothes and eat bon bons all day. Who on earth goes after Denise like this? It’s insane.
Then at the lunch break Camille whines to her hair stylist. She wasn’t expecting all of this money stuff with Denise. She can’t figure out what bothers Denise about her divorce. I assure you that Denise is completely unbothered by Camille’s divorce and was merely answering the questions she was asked.
Denise just thinks Camille needs to get laid.
Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!
Apparently, Aaron’s happy ending massage came from a much older woman and it was awkward and weird. A viewer asks Erika how Tom felt about her saying she is sure that Tom has had happy endings and visited prostitutes. She says she knows because when Tom was a lot younger he and his friend would go to Vegas a lot and if they won bit the Casino would send up a couple of “back scratchers.” Denise says that Aaron’s penis is bigger than Kyle’s shoe. Rinna says she likes to role play with Harry. And she dances for him.
Andy doesn’t seem to care for Teddi that much. He seems to want to blame her for puppy gate. Teddi says she should have never been involved in the first place. She apologizes to Dorit again. Teddi was angry at Dorit because after the last reunion, Dorit refused to go to dinner with the girls if Teddi was going to be there.
On next week’s RHOBH Reunion Recap we will cover plastic surgery, drunk Rinna, Erika’s standoffishness, and Teddi moving into Kyle’s ass the second that LVP was out. Camille screams at everyone and then storms of the stage.