Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should have pulled Ashley aside and told her what they heard privately. It was Gizelle who brought it up at the dinner table. She ain’t lyin’.
Candiace and Chris get into a heated discussion when he tries to explain to her that she treats him the same way her mother treats him. Candiace refuses to listen and cuts him off, just like her mother does her. Yet, she is unable to see his point and seems to be referencing and agreement they have not to discuss what a little bitch she is on camera.
Chis follows her all the way out to the car. But she is unable to receive criticism. Chris tries to tell her that he is trying to help her mend her relationship with her mother. Candiace is doing the angry cry. She loses it when he says she did the same thing with Ashley at the dinner party the night before. She needs to get her emotions in check.
Karen got a motorcycle lesson. Why?
Monique and Ashley bond at the baby clothes store. Ashley is upset that Robyn decided to tell her about Michael’s comments right after she was attacked by Candiace.
The News About Michael Darby’s Charges Go Public
The news was all reported horribly wrong. Check out these three posts about what actually happened. Post 1 This was how it was initially reported. Post 2 this is what really happened. Post 3 This was the outcome.
I pulled the photos for this episode twice. I lost the first set somehow. but that set had a photo of Katie shopping with Ashley. Katie Rost looks insane on this episode. And there is apparently a reason for that. So all the lips are flapping about the accusations against Michael.
Candiace goes to visit Monique. Because Candiace sees her like a sister. Watch out, Monique. This is a dysfunctional family. Monique hints to Candiace that she overreacted at her dinner party. Then she tries a more direct approach. She says that Candiace didn’t behave like a grown women. She tells her she had a temper tantrum. Candiace doesn’t appreciate the words of wisdom. Even though Candiace admits she had the same argument with Chris. Candiace tells Monique to just not to talk about her mother.
A Trip To The Funny Farm
Robyn goes to visit Katie. Katie lives in a cute old farmhouse on a beauty farm. I suppose now we could call it a funny farm. It’s adorable! Wow. I just noticed this episode has an extra 15 minutes. We could have done without the first fifteen minutes of this episode.
On the way to the funny farm, Gizelle apologizes to Ashley for bringing up Michael’s situation. But the car ride is still full of awkward silence. When Ashley and Gizelle arrive at the hoedown, everyone seems pissed that Ashley is in a good mood. Robyn sort of apologizes to Ashley privately.Then, Katie gave a bizarre toast and the eating begins!
The Calm Before The Storm
Candiace shocks me my apologizing to the ladies for her behavior at her dinner! But she doesn’t apologize directly to Ashley. So of course Gizelle points that out. Candiace says that is a conversation that needs to happen separately. But she was also told by Gizelle that Ashley never wants to speak to her again. She does tell Ashley she would like to speak with her if she is open to it. Ashley thanks her and for a moment it looks like bygones are bygones.
Ashley tells the ladies that she does want to address the elephant in the room. Unfortunately, she can’t discuss anything at this time. She does want to encourage them to wait for the truth. Then production plays a montage of all the messy things Ashley has done in the past. These women are very supportive. Soon there are fingers pointing in all directions. Everyone is bitching. Katie tries to change the mood.
Gizelle says that Candiace’s comment about Ashley’s husband and Monique’s pregnancy are judgmental. Candiace insists that she is allowed to have an opinion. She says she is done talking to the women because they are all being hypocrites. Candiace cannot listen to anyone’s opinion. Katie gives a toast to “fake bitches and ass-grabbing.”
Tug O War
Then Karen and Ashley get into it because Ashley points out that Karen is two-faced. Karen starts waving her hands in front of Ashley’s face and screaming at her. Ashley tells her to get the fuck away from her. Karen tells Ashley to “have some couth about herself.” Ashley says something about Karen and Ray’s problems with the IRS. Karen start hollering Clankity Clank! and talks about bars of soap. Which makes no sense because clearly Michael would drop the soap on purpose.
Katie is freaking hysterical. She’s just sitting there high as a kite. Then she says in the most deadpanned voice, “It was great having you.”
Karen tries to talk some sense into Candiace, but Karen doesn’t have any sense to spare. So Monique takes over. She once again tells Candiace that she doesn’t hear what the women are trying to say to her. Now, Monique is pissed that Candiace called her a hypocrite. Monique threatens to drag Candiace pregnant and all. Oh how I wish she would.
Tears Of A Clown
But instead, Monique decided to go home. On her way out she apologized for losing her temper. Then she starts to cry over the fact she has been a good friend to Candiace. Then, Candiace literally runs away from her. Karen goes after her and gives her a hug. Candiace is crying.
Did I miss the Tug O War scene?
Highlights of next week’s RHOP Recap include Monique’s sonogram, more fighting between Candiace and her mother, Juan wants to have a baby girl, and more butt squeezing conversations. Wait. Those don’t sound like highlights at all.