Blind Item: This “married” reality show couple recently discovered some shocking news. They are not really married. The word going around today is that the couple didn’t properly file their marriage certificate. It will be a storyline on the season that is currently filming on the west coast.
They will probably just fix the clerical error. However, the groom doesn’t seem very happy in the marriage. So there is a loophole for him to bail. Their finances are pretty entwined though so it is doubtful. But it’s fun to think about. 🙂
What I am wondering about is how they found about this issue now. So it could be just a fake storyline. The source of the information is someone who has reason to want the show to do well.
Brody Jenner & Kaitlyn
Tom and Katie?
HA! I thought for a brief moment you meant nutcase Tom Cruise! But I agree the VPR Tom & Katie 🤪
Katie and Tom from VPR. Lance Bass accidentally let it out. I don’t know if Tom has it in him to bail… At least until VPR has run it’s course… Five more years? A bunch of 40 year olds becomes weird.
I’m guessing Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney. RUN TOMMY RUN… right into the arms of Tom Sandoval where you belong 🤣😜😂
Yes, Tom Schwartz & Katie Maloney- Schwartz – apparently they didn’t file their paperwork according to Lance Bass.
It’s Tom & Katie. I do wonder if it’s real or a proposed story line. What even brought the possibility to light?
Oh Schwartzie!
Tom and Katie.
I don’t see this lasting anyways.
I was going to guess Eddie & Tamara…….because of finances….but Tom & Katie tseems more realistic…..
This was my guess too.
That was my guess too.
This whole “plot” is stolen from a famous screwball comedy from the 1930’s, the name which escapes me. It also sounds like a Brady Bunch episode. Am I dating myself enough?
Definitely Tom and Katie. Did they have a prenup? If they did, does it hold up? Or could they just go their separate ways? Like that would ever happen! 😄
Run Tom run!!! Take your balls with you!
I love Tom and Katie together, they work well.
According to Katie he doesnt have any!! Lol
I’ve never seen a more miserable married newlyweds. The only way i can see him staying is if she gave him a baby ..
Well his penis would have to work for that to happen!!
When I first read about this on Instagram (its Tom and Katie dudes!) I was mildly excited. Then I thought this sounds stupid. Then I thought this could be a sign the next season of VPR could mega suck AF.
Hope it doesn’t.
I think throwing in Camille to liven things up only works on the RHOBH.
If this is Tom and Katie, I hope he runs while he has the chance. She seems to just want to spread her misery on anyone who even dares to be happy.
Here’s your out! Run Tom Run!
💯 Tom and Katie. It looks like they’re trying to come up with storylines for next season. Tom doesn’t have the guts to walk.
Does anyone else remember last season when he called her his girlfriend? Not wife? Hmmm.
In high school I hung around with a lot of jocks who had very…. interesting romantic lives, to say the least. The best thing I ever heard one of them say was, “The best kind of pussy is new pussy”. My friend the sophomore running back said this when he was explaining why a guy will get more excited (I was young and naive then so I learned a lot from the boys, like the fact that some responses are random and hard to control) around a new girl. My friend had just been cheated on and she was more upset over the fact that he seemed to finish quicker and better with this girl than her.
If or when Tom cheats, it’s more of an ego thing for him probably. He seems like the kind of guy that needs constant validation. And Katie constantly making comments about his potency, along with her reluctance to perform, probably means that he’s a “trick boy”. It’s all about him and he’s not willing to actively work towards fulfilling his partners needs.
Also, shame on you for calling Katie a fat cow! You don’t have to like her as a person but that’s a low blow.
This is such a fake storyline.
They aren’t that stupid.
This just gives Katie another reason to be a vicious bitch this coming season and for LVP to once again back her up. 🙄
This!! Haven’t watched this year but yes I agree.
An opportunity for yet another WBB (Wedding By Bravo). How convenient.
I detest being lured by a false premise of a storyline. I’m dog tired of the VP brand stamp of slippery stories & undeniable deniability. Punks, losers, wanna be’s, liars, tramps & thieves is the caliber of the cast.
‘Business partners?’ …get a grip boys, this is a classic case of being Brit punked.
I guess I maybe just have an old-fashioned view on marriage than most, but I want them to be married legally (unless the fake wedding/conveniently not filing the papers was all some kind of production stunt, which would not shock me either) – too many marriages anymore people just don’t seem willing to try very hard and fight to keep the covenant they made. I’m no big fan of either Tom nor Katie, but I hate to see another Bravo marriage, real or fake, end up in the toilet.
Gee … I wonder why Schwartie’s dick won’t work … it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with Katie’s constant haranguing and criticism. Even if it DOES work (and I bet it works JUST FINE if he is so inclined) who would want to do it with a controlling bitch? I bet she criticizes every fucking (NPI) stroke.