It’s time for another Love After Lockup Recap! I have had so much personal business to handle today I haven’t gotten up a single post! So let’s know this out really quick. I’m pumped up after spending about TWO HOURS in the Kroger, AKA THE WORST GROCERY STORE IN THE WORLD!
Marcelino & Brittany
In a surprising move, Marcelino agrees to go to Sacha’s hearing with Brittany. While I see his point about not wanting her to be around convicts, I think this is a sweet move on his part. The court case doesn’t go well for Sascha. She will be eligible for parole in 2025. She will be 32.
Megan & Michael & Sarah
We start with Megan and Michael. I love this triangle. Two women who should no better fighting over some guy who is cheating on both of them. I can’t say I haven’t been there. You ego just wants to “win” the battle even if the trophy is a steaming pile of shit. So you do stupid things. But being all grown up now, it’s fascinating to watch.
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Michael is currently furious with Megan for kissing is friend while he was locked up. Does she have no loyalty at all? He’s calling up Roc to get his side of the story. Roc tries to deny kissing her. We have video proof thanks to production. Micheal tells Megan she can on about her bidneh. Not even bidness. He don’t luh her no mo. They literally have to give this illiterate fool subtitles. Michael is talking about snake shit and shit. The translation is basically, he can’t trust anyone who cheats on him. You don’t say. Only a real asshole would cheat. Sidenote: Michael is actually slightly more attractive than Roc. Which is to say not attractive at all.
Meanwhile, Michael’s Wife Sarah Is Having The Baby
Suddenly, Micheal wants to go be with Sarah for the birth of his child. That is happening out of state. So he will go back to jail if he goes. His mama tries to talk him out of it. She finally talks some sense into him. Or so we thought. The show ends with him driving away.
Megan is back in her hometown talking to her GBF catching him up on her trip. He’s the cutest guy on the show with his little afro puffs. He’s also the smartest guy on the show. He says Michael has something else going on that she doesn’t know about.
Clint & Tracie
I feel like these two will both be lifers in prison. These two are headed for Vegas. But first Tracie has to pickup her paperwork and a check from her parole officer. She suggests Clint just meet her at the airport. Um, why? Clint being Clint, he just drops her off. Clint goes to his Dad for advice. He says he hasn’t been completely honest with Tracie. Oh, Lord, what now?
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Apparently, there exists someone on this planet a woman who saw the show and thought, “You know what? This Clint guy is for me. And so she slid into his DMs and they hooked up. This can’t possibly be real, can it? Because that is some epic level of desperation right there. On the other hand, she can’t possibly be any worse than Tracie. CAN SHE? Oh wait. They never met in person. So why is this even a storyline?
Clint decides to just stop talking to the girl and not to tell Tracie. This is the route to go if he doesn’t leave any traces of the girl on his phone. Which he will. Tracie actually shows up to the airport!!
Lamar & Andrea
It appears that Lamar stayed out all night with his homies. He did not even call Andrea. She was worried that may have been locked up. Andrea stayed mad for perhaps two full minutes. She goes with Lamar to the car wash. Lamar is obsessed with his car.
Scott & Lizzie
Yesterday, Lizzie showed up in California and acted like the insane chick that she is. Today she is back at his house to take him on a date. Apparently, the show provided her with a rental car and hotel room. Lizzie is dress for the beach and comes carrying a picnic basket. Scott is clueless as ever and has to change clothes. Is this is even the same car she drove yesterday? I didn’t know they even made Trans Ams anymore. I am so sick of Lizzie picking fight with Scott. This one is about Scott’s female roommate.
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The highlights of next week’s Love After Lockup Recap include, Megans’s Dad wants to beat the shit out of Michael. Michael is with Sarah and the baby, asking for a divorce. And Marcelino get into it with Brittany’s baby’s father. Scott throws money at Lizzie and takes a baseball bat to a car. Tracie seems high AF and is screaming at Clint to get out of the room after discovering his online romance. That seems like a lot for one episode.
I love that we need subtitles for Michael. And I do love Brittany and Marcelino together, they’re the most sane ones in this mess. And I love the show. Next week’s episode is going to be EPIC!
Not only do we need subtitles I had to pause the tv to try and figure out what he was trying to say. It was hard even when it was spelled out for me.
I don’t normally like Marcelino much, but I was impressed that he went to the courthouse with Brittney and how he handled that whole situation. I do like this couple, but it bums me out there are going to be custody issues with the father of Brittney’s son. There are 2 sides to every story and I take all reality TV with a boulder of salt, but I wonder why either side needs to push for full custody. When they all met up last season, they seemed like they wanted to work together, that it was going to be about Giovanni and making sure he was happy and things were done in his best interest. Hopefully they come back around to that realization.
Am I the only one who felt proud of Tracie? I don’t know why, but I have a soft spot in my heart for the trashy, tattooed ex-crack user with a heart of…bronze. Whatever her reasons were for staying clean through her parole, it was something she hadn’t accomplished before, so good on you, girl!
I happen to like Marcelino and Brittany together. I think she needs a strong influence in her life right now and she is definitely not a push over. Marcelino may let up on his controlling ways once he sees she is committed to living a life for family. He may just be afraid if losing her to bad choices which she has exhibited in the past.
I do hope Tracie makes it. I’m not so sure Clint is ultimately the one. If people could only see the toll that drug addiction takes on your body.
Scott and Lizzie deserve each other.
Michael, Megan and Sarah, ugh!
Andrea, please take you and your children back to Utah. They seem to be fantastic kids with more sense than you have in this situation. They always seem to be embarrassed about Lamar.
Of course, if there were no drama, we wouldn’t watch!
Tracie puts me in mind of Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.
OMG ! Love Strangers w/Candy!
Michaels mom is trying to convince him not to leave the state to be with Sara during the birth of their child. Why doesn’t his mom just take his car keys??? I’m confused, Lizzie claims that when she was in prison she received hundreds of thousands of dollars from men that she used for drugs. Wouldn’t all that money coming to her in jail set off red flags with the prison? I thought that inmates had a limit of the amount of money they could have put on their books each week/month.
If mush-mouthed Michael is truly racing off to be by Sarah’s side for the birth of this bebbe, then I can see why he’s been in the system since he was 16. His single-minded attitude of doing what he damn well pleases regardless of the consequences has served him well over the years–not! But I wonder if he wasn’t just screeching off to see his parole officer to get permission to go. Production’s way of amping up the drama–kinda like when Tracie sashayed into the bar asking for tequila and winding up drinking a coke.
Exactly. Production probably already had Michael get permission to travel to the birth. And Tracie had no intention of drinking at the bar. No one orders a coke and a tequila.
Whoo hoo! I feel like I’ve made it! Tamara replying to me makes my night. And no, I’m not too cool to admit that! 🙂 I’ve been a fan for quite a spell; just too shy to come out of the woodwork.
Don’t be silly! We are all friends here Pame! xo ~tt
TWO replies now! I’m on a roll! lol Seriously, thank you, Tamara. Lord knows, I can always use more friends–especially friends like these.
Pame- I feel the same the first time TT responded to me! Lol!
Thanks, Kerry! ♥