It feels like I just wrote a Southern Charm Recap, and yet, here we are again. I’m not sure my body is ready. Especially because the bitch is back in this episode. Nevertheless, I shall persist.
We start at Meeting Street Inn. I had no idea that the Limehouses owned that property along with Indigo Inn and Jasmine house. I’ve stayed at Indigo Inn before. It wasn’t that great. Eliza is working the front desk. I seriously doubt Eliza actually works at the Inn. But let us try to suspend our disbelief. He mama arrives with food and lectures. Eliza announces that she was supposed to have a fox hunt at the plantation but there are concerns about the weather. I know they filmed a fox hunt later on in the season though.
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This will be the first event at the plantation. Kathryn did not attend because she was at her brother’s wedding. Patricia was not in attendance either, she probably knew Ashley Jacobs was showing up via Whitney. Anyway Eliza’s mama is not happy that Eliza is dating some yankee who is fourteen years older than she is. She thinks she is looking for a father figure. That problem will resolve itself in due time.
Hair Of The Dog
The day after Cameran’s 35th birthday party, Cameran and Naomie go out to get pedicures. Cameran has a nice big glass of rosé to ward off her hangover. Apparently she didn’t have the energy to brush her hair. Naomie comes in with green juice looking fresh as a daisy but says she’s hungover as well. Cameran talks to Naomie about what Craig said about not having closure with her at the end of the relationship. Cameran says that Naomie might want to have a conversation with him to put a period on the relationship.
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Meanwhile, Craig meets up with Shep and little Craig at the park. It’s dueling conversations about the relationship between Craig and Naomie.
Not My Kind Of Bar
Kathryn, Austen and Chelsea take a ballet class. Austen moans and groans the whole time. After the class, Chelsea asks how he is doing with coming home by 11pm every night. Then they talk about Eliza’s foxhunt turned skeet shooting party on the plantation. Clearly, they have all heard that Ashley might be making an appearance. It’s really not wise of Ashley to show up at a party where everyone hates her and is armed.
In the very next scene, Eliza is on the phone with Ashley. First they talk about Botox. Apparently, they use the same guy. Also, Thomas still gets Botox with her on some sort of bizarre Botox date. Ashley said that they have broken up because “the allegations” prohibit him from leaving the state. And that just makes it sooo hard. This is the dumbest excuse for a breakup ever. They live in the same city. Eliza does Aaron Rothman’s bidding and invite Ashley to plantation party.
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Shep and Chelsea meet for drinks and nachos. They are going to talk to Naomie about going to Colorado. Shockingly, Naomie is honest about the real reason she is not going to Colorado. Metul doesn’t want her traveling overnight with Craig. He’s insecure. Cameran and Shep both point out that Metul sounds controlling. The Naomie tries to change her story. She got her pay docked and had other consequences for bailing on the trip.
Party on The Plantation!
The weather at the Limehouse Plantation is perfect. So I am wondering what the real reason why the foxhunt was postponed. Austen and Craig stop by Patricia’s house for breakfast with Whitney. She is nowhere to be seen but Michael has put out quite the spread.
The skeet shooting ensues and some are better than others. Austen was quite frustrated by his performance. It doesn’t look like Madison was invited to this shindig. Craig is shocked when Naomie comes up to him and asks if he want to talk. Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad idea? I am not interested in rehashing this dead relationship.
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As everyone sits down for dinner, Cameran asks Eliza what time Ashley was going to be arriving. Eliza wondered who spilled the beans. No one is happy that she was invited. When Ashley walks up, Shep goes up to her and gives her a hug. Craig scatters. So does Austen. And Naomie. And Danni. Ashley stands in front of the bar and no one wants to go get drinks now. Whitney goes to get a drink for Naomie. He confronts Ashley for her harassment of Patricia. It doesn’t go well. Ashley takes no responsibility for her behavior.
Musical Chairs
Ashley goes over to a table where Danni is sitting with the owner of Gwynn’s, also named Madison. She hugs Danni. Who does that? Everyone hates you and you have been a shrew to everyone and you just walk up and give them a hug? Madison points out Ashley’s lack of remorse regarding her treatment Kathryn. Ashley says she never wanted to cause any pain. Yet she is still doing it. When that was pointed out to her, that she was still trashing Kathryn on social media, Ashley didn’t want to discuss it. She said the exact same thing to Whitney. Then Ashley tells Madison to just keep her mouth shut. She doesn’t want to talk about the past. Ashley was posting harassing things just the week before!
After getting frozen out of that table, Ashley tries again at a table with Chelsea, Cameran and Shep. Cameran and Chelsea ask her if she still lives there. She does. Cameran asks why Ashley tweeted that they were all losers. Ashley Jacobs tries to throw Patricia Altschul under the bus saying that Patricia used her as a pawn to attack Kathryn. I believe there is some truth to that.
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Chelsea suggests if Ashley is there for Eliza then she should go sit with Eliza. Ashley again says she is trying to make peace so if she sees them around town it won’t be awkward. Chelsea says that Madison saw her around town and Ashley made a huge embarrassing scene and called her a bitch. Ashley says that is all rumors and speculation and they need to get Naomie over there to tell the truth.
Good Intentions???
Meanwhile, Eliza is wondering out loud if she needs to ask Ashley to leave. Suddenly Ashley finally realizes that no one wants her there. So she starts to cry and say she is sad to see where their friendships could have gone if things had been different. Those “things” are all Ashley being cunt to everyone. She’s clinically insane. She spent a year harassing someone that Thomas dated a had full of times over the course of a few weeks before dumping him. She psycho. And not just on social media. She called the girl’s job and caused her lots of problems.
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When Austen says he doesn’t believe her crocodile tears, she goes back to her first response. Shut up! I’m not talking to you! She’s extremely emotionally unstable. When Naomie suggests that they just clear the air, Ashley says that is was she was trying to do when she called Naomie a bitch in a restaurant in front of all her friends. Her intentions were good. No. No they were not. Ashley is not capable of good intentions.
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Next week’s Southern Charm Recap Highlights include: Beating the fake storyline about Whitney and Kathryn hooking up to death for the millionth time. Then everyone except Naomie heads to Colorado. Cameran invited Madison on the trip. Austen and Madison seem to instantly get back together. Whitney doesn’t want to ride on a bus. Everyone beats on up Craig again.
You have persisted for all of us!
If Eliza Limehouse has so much money and a very diligent southern belle for a mother, then why on earth does she have the worst weave on her head I’ve ever seen. I don’t get it…….
Trump’s weave is sooo much worse & he’s a supposed billionaire (cough,cough).
We are grateful, and we love you, T.
Ashley is ( I can’t think of a single word ) please let this be her last appearance.
why didn’t I get that kind of southern mom? I got the “go outside and pick a switch” mom. I love her dearly but she never shows up with food and lectures, only an appetite and 99 fucking problems ALL named after my brothers.
Ha! I picked a switch or two in my day. And my skull is lumpy from getting hit with the hairbrush for not sitting still. I think we are light years better off than the kids today you think everyone gets a trophy and thinks should always go your way.
My son called me after watching some old German movie just to tell me I did a good job as a mom because I didn’t kill him. I swear this is the bar I’m held too. I told him although I never considered killing him, I contemplated poppin him the mouth a few times. Had it not been for the cost of used a Toyota that I invested in orthodontics, I might have gave him something to bitch about. Kidding folks. No hate mail. Not really kidding
Love you, Sister Mary Elephant! Your honesty and your great sense of humor are priceless.
In my Clairee voice: “you were brought up right”
Really?? I too got whacked in the head with a hairbrush because I wouldn’t sit still whilst my mother brushed my hair…and my mother is a Brit!! I had long hair almost to my waist so of course, as soon as I was old enough to speak coherently, I told my mother I was cutting my hair. I think she still has that damn ponytail somewhere!
My Mom was fond of the fly-swatter and my Dad’s belt (buckle end included). She never once spanked her sainted son, however – just beat the crap out of me. Oh well, the past is the past and she’s passed away now.
I do NOT get Shep greeting Ashley like she’s “special” – is he planning on banging her at some point in the future (never mind, the dog will hump anything that moves, no need to answer that one)? Seriously, that was enough to make me hurl and Shep is so “Ravenal reincarnated”.
Naomi sounds like her boyfriend is a little too controlling, but apparently she likes this? I will never understand women – I give up.
As usual, an excellent recap from our marvelous Tamara! Thank you!
Hair brushes, flip flops and paddle ball paddles were often used in our house. We were threatened w/the belt plenty, but it never happened. If the ball/string broke off the paddle, you’d better hide it in the trash and lie when mom asked where it was! My sister and I along with 2 cousins got lost in the woods one time . . my mom took a switch to my sister and I. My aunt got pissed because she didn’t believe in spanking. After what seemed like hours being lost, I was more than happy to take that beating!
I too was dumb enough to CHOOSE the ball on the rubber band connected to a paddle board as my toy from the toy store. ONCE. Maybe even twice. It was better than the switch though.
Mom literally broke a brush on my ass. Dad would send me to my room to await my punishment (the worst) then he’d use his frat paddle. I really wasn’t a easy kid and my parents did do their very best, very conservative and old school in the 60’s and 70’s, I rebelled horribly, honestly I’m glad we all just survived.
Why is Craig so angry at everyone?
Why do Shep and Craig care if Austin is with Madison? Why is Shep such a tool? Is it because Madison turned him down?
I miss the Low Country. I miss the food. I miss the oyster roasts in the fall.
That mess with Ashley should have been left on the editing room floor. It was stupid and pointless. These people HATE her and tried to be polite.
JoJo: I have a question that you might can answer…Eliza keeps talking about how big in Charleston her family is but she alluded to not being able to make her debut? If her family was that well respected/big would St. Cecilia have blackballed her for her Daddy’s indiscretions? I thought you were signed up for that at birth or something?
The South of Broad crowd will cut you in a hot minute…especially if you or yours do something that gets splashed across the Post & Courier! (Or…appear in a reality show on Bravo.) So sure, Eliza was probably registered soon after birth, but that is no guarantee, just a pre-requisite. (And another aside: Eliza and the producers are making it sound like the Airy Hall has been in the Limehouse family forever and ever, but they bought it in 1995.)
Thanks for clearing up the history of Airy Hall for me. I’ll admit she sucked me in with her elaborate rendition of it’s history. It really is a beautiful piece of property but as Chelsea called it, I bet it wasn’t so pretty 200 years ago.
Eliza would not have been registered after birth. Membership goes from father to son. Females may attend if their fathers are members and they are unmarried. After marriage, they may continue attending only if they have married someone who is a member. If they marry someone outside of the “society” they may never attend again, even if they divorce.
@jennyjenny I think there is something huge being left out of the story. As for St. Cecilia I don’t think she was ever invited.
If she is from so much money why does her hair / clothes look so bad! What happened to this show – downhill sooooo fast!
Money can’t buy you cla’ass, money can’t…🎶 🎶…
Thank you!!! The hair is incredibly distracting and horrible.
This year is B O R I N G! I dont know if its productions fault, but the story lines all feel contrived. I like the fact that the cast actually likes each other and is maturing. I think there are some interesting low drama stories in there like; how cool these women are and how patriarchy is dying but the guys and the guys might die with it if they dont get their crap together! But production still wants the cast to act like teenagers. This isn’t Vanderpump Rules! This show needs a new direction.
If the guys on SC were as great as the guys on SC NOLA and if the ladies on NOLA were as great as these ladies, we would have ourselves a great show.
I wonder if production told Ashley to hug Danni. Could she REALLY be that obtuse?
Omg, yes!
Yes that would be a great show!
How any of them didn’t pop that crazy bitch in the face is beyond me, they have some serious will power. I don’t miss all the crazy drama, I kind of enjoy people getting along. I also really love Dani’s facial expressions, her face says it all and I love it!!!
I don’t understand her just being allowed to turn up at their parties. Don’t you need an invitation? Eliza knows better than to bring her, so the whole situation has to be blatantly set up by Whitney or someone else from Production. It’s such a waste of time. Ashley will never be accepted into that group, and her craziness and cluelessness are old news.
Patricia mentioned in her Instagram last night that Whitney had no say so in bringing Ashley back because he is a cast member.
If ONLY there was a four post series of post that explained why and how Ashley Jacobs was at the plantation this episode and for the three other episodes she appears on.
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Also,Whitney has no control of production decisions, but he is still a producer and therefore on the email chain and group chat with the rest of them. So he KNEW Ashley was at the party and that is why Patricia didn’t go. It’s also how the others found out she was coming .
What is up with Kathryn’s eyebrows?! They’ve been horrible the past two episodes.
Eliza’s driving as she invited Ashley caused me to tense up. I don’t suppose production was ahead of her with flashing lights and a wide load sign. Her lane was right down the middle!
Danni’s expressions during the Ashley shit show was everything. I had to watch twice.
W/o reading the recap or comments, all I can say is I love Chelsey, especially for next weeks comments I saw on the preview!
Chelsea is the best thing ever on Southern Charm. She’s tactful, honest, and completely without a hidden agenda. Whatever they’re paying her should be doubled.
Amen. I love Chelsea’s spirit and attitude. She calls it like she sees it and is usually right. But I do like Cam too.
I love her too! Who wants to do a roadtrip to Charleston and schedule Chelsea to cut our hair???
That would be fun, but you have to schedule SEVERAL MONTHS in advance.
As far as I’m concerned, if the budget is ever running low on funds for salaries, they should take half of Cameran’s money away and give it to Chelsea. Cameran is just a whining, complaining, ungrateful narcissist. She really doesn’t bring anything to the show, whereas watching Chelsea is like watching the sun come up each morning.
I like Chelsea and Cameran together, so I think if they need to cut, they should completely drop Naomie and Austen. I wouldn’t miss those two.
We are all a little tired of Cameran’s complaints about motherhood from the get go. I really hate to think what Palmer will think when she sees these comments — and she will see them at some point. I also have always thought ll the men are in love with her. She knows it. And she’s a party girl like the rest and so Southern Charm has Cameran.
Agreed. Cameran appears to be an ungrateful brat with all of her complaining about Motherhood. When I think of all the money my friends spent on failed IVF treatments and bogus adoption schemes and Cameran whines.
TT, you’ve probably answered this question before but why is Danni not a full cast member? Or why is she not featured in the opening credits? She has been on the show since season 1 and I adore her out of all the ladies, who I love as well, except when Naomie acts like a know it all. Thanks!
Also, I want a little Craig!!!
Probably because she is the only one with a real 9-5 job.
Chelsea cuts hair so she has a flexible schedule and the rest don’t work.
Danni likely doesn’t have a good entertainment attorney handling her contracts. As long as she takes what she is given and doesn’t negotiate, they aren’t going to just offer to pay her more.
I do wish everyone would stop telling Naomie how to respond to Craig’s continuing refusal to move on after their breakup. She’s not responsible for his emotions, and she doesn’t owe him ‘closure’. Although I am sympathetic to her reasons for not wanting to go on a trip with Craig, the pedestal she’s putting Metul on is cause for concern. Lady, it’s fine to think your significant other is someone you’re lucky to have in your life, but desperately clinging to someone as the best thing to ever happen to you feels like a potentially bad power imbalance.
I don’t get the adoration of Metul at all! Naomi isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but I don’t see her as an evil mean girl at all. She could do better for sure. He’s just not as hot as the girls seem to think, though I get that their judgement is probably skewed from hanging around guys most comparable to plain ole wonder bread. Plus forcing his girlfriend into an awkward situation with her employers over a work trip is super selfish and controlling.
Right? If she was a civilian and not on a reality show, then the discomfort with the trip would feel more reasonable. But it is her job, and he certainly knew going into things that she has a weird gig, and so needs to lighten up.
The only reason Naomie is on the show is due to her relationship with Craig. I think it’s incredibly unfair for Metul to be so unsupportive, especially when this is her job.
Chelsea is the best.
Does anyone think Ashley looks different, like plastic surgery different?
Not that it would be surprising.
Eliza is not gonna happen. I do not care about her and get up and do stuff while she is on.
Why do they think we care that her name is famous?
I am with ZZZ, what happened to Ashley’s face in the one-on-one interviews? Also, can someone tell Cameron to stop eating with her mouth open?
Cameron eating those nachos was nasty AF.
Exactly! I’ve got no time or interest in Eliza aka my family name has people falling all over themselves. Leave her on the plantation with Ashley
Hey everyone. I’ve been a long time reader, but first time poster. I decided to come out of the shadows to share some piping hot tea with you guys. I grew up on the central coast of California so I have a lot of friends in Santa Barbara where Ashley Jacobs is from. Recently, about two months ago Ashley was looking for housing in the Santa Barbara area. She wanted to sublet/rent a room in a house with multiple different room mates. My friend had just bought property so she was moving out and interviewing new room mates to take her spot and long behold Ashley Jacobs shows up for room mate interviews. My friend who watches Southern Charm knew who she was, but pretended she had no idea who Ashley was. During her room mate interview she kept talking about how she was a reality tv star on a show, but she couldn’t say which show. Eventually she blurted out she was on Southern Charm even though know one asked. Of course. My friend told me that when they asked if she made a stable income she told them that she was working under the table (paid under the table) as a caretaker nurse. So I guess she never got her hands on that Ravenel and bravo reality tv money LOL. Anyways, they turned her down for the room, but at least we all know Ashley is no longer in Charlestons and is looking to sublet rooms under $1000 so she can find a place to live in Santa Barbara all the while telling people how she’s a reality tv star. Haha such a grim reality. My friends tell me Ashley hangs around downtown Santa Barbara a lot looking for rich older men to take care of her, so she’s back at it! Hope you guys enjoy the tea as much as I did!
So that’s what they call her “under the table” job in Santa Barbara? Caretaker nurse? Giggles.
That is interesting…When my mother was in hospice her LPN’s were paid under the table…when I questioned it saying/telling my Dad that something was up and that Hospice should be billing him so he could claim it on insurance everybody (hospice area director and the LPNs) FREAKED…hmmmmm….
Last year everyone was using “priv”. This is the year of fugly hats. What the heck Bravo?
Omg everybody except for Chelsea was so afraid of Asshley. I wish someone would come at me that way. She would have been told off and I might have hit the sh^t out of her. I’m disappointed that Whitney didn’t stick up for his mother and let Asshley have it. Instead he bit his tongue and walked away. It look like Asshley was wearing a wig.
I got the biggest kick ever at the way Chelsea reacted when Naomi came running up to her table yelling “Alert! Alert!” Chelsea yelling, “AHHHHHHHH”! was priceless. If she had put her hands to her cheeks it would have been straight out of “Home Alone”. I’m sure it expressed how everyone was feeling.
Hi all – I thought this was a good episode, it covered a lot of ground. I learned that barre looks hard and I don’t think I want to try it. The Shep/Cam/Naomi lunch looked like it was pretty obvious Shep & Cam were doing the work on behalf of the show (& maybe advising Naomi to reconsider for her own position on the show) to go to CO. I’ve also wondered, many times, how Cam eats so much yet is very, very skinny. Shep looks to be stepping up a a good dad to lil’ Craig, I’m glad – just when I’d wrote him off. I found the scene(s) with Ashley pretty entertaining, I don’t care for her obviously, but it sure drummed things up a bit. I also decided I like Eliza – I didn’t before but now I think I do. I have to like some of the new peeps because in order for the show to continue they do need additional blood, and Naomi fits the bill to be replaced. She already may have been since Madison took her slot to CO. I really wish we knew more about Whitney, I like when he talks (except for his horrible advisement doing TRavs campaign ad)…which is rare these days. I really could watch the show all day.
I really felt for Eliza during the scene with her mom but she also makes my brain hurt because I like her in her interviews and she’s fine when she’s comfortable in a situation yet she morphs into trying way too hard and being super annoying so quickly. I just don’t think she fits in with the cast. Maybe she will at some point or maybe editing makes her appear to be even more extra in her efforts. Are they even going to stop with the Katherine/Whitney hookup storyline? There’s got to me something else going on that’s actually real and somewhat entertaining.