I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap.
We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and restrain his wife and carry her to another room. While he is trying to settle down Candiace, Gizelle throws Robyn under the bus. Basically, she puts Robyn on the spot to tell Ashley about Michael’s “gay comments.” Production shows the salacious news stories with Michael’s nude photos. Chris says that he heard the comment as well. Ashley swears it never happened.
In other news, Ashley had her baby yesterday. It was a boy named Dean Micheal.
I Will Hit You With My Pocketbook!
Eventually, Candiace throws Ashley out of the house. I don’t understand why Candiace is so hateful toward Ashley. Have I forgotten some beef they have? I get that Ashley talked about Candiace’s mother. Is that really the source of their issues? It all seems very petty.
Finally we get some crazy Katie. She’s been a lump on a log through all of this. For some reason Ashley comes back in the house to get in on the Katie drama. When Candiace hears her back in the house she throws her out again. Katie leaves with her. Ashley makes a comment about smacking Candiace with her pocketbook. In the van, Ashley continues to deny that Michael is into men.
Oh, we haven’t even had dinner yet. Chris tries to serve the main course. Apparently, it was a great meal.
Suck My Sausage!
I’m bored with this episode. How many times can we talk about sausage sucking?
The next day Gizelle tells Ashley that Karen was trashing her after she left. Ashley is also pissed that Robyn didn’t have her back. I’m so bored. But, Gizelle’s wardrobe is everything this season.
Candiace and her mother go to a joint therapy session. It’s pointless. Candiace says her mother is lying to the therapist. Candiace cries, her mother denies. This is going nowhere. The therapist tells Dorothy that she is not doing a good job listening to her mother.
Gizelle and Robyn went to Gay Pride in Virginia to watch Ashley perform. For some reason Michael did not attend. I think Kim Biermann’s performance was better than this. I think it was a mistake not to lipsync. Ashley was Countess Luann at the cabaret levels of impressed with herself.
Ashley and Robyn have a conversation. It doesn’t go well.
Next week’s RHOP Recap will hopefully be better than this one. We’re having a hoedown and hopefully sausage will not be served. Monique threatens to drag Candiace. I wish she would. Karen comes for Ashley again. Didn’t these two just set their differences aside at some weird spa? Chris tries to help Candiace resolve the situation with her mother. News breaks that Michael was accused of flirting with a cameraman.