I’m going to try to pound out a Love After Lockup Recap real fast tonight before I got tend to my Big Brother addiction. I think tonight Megan tells Michael her big secret and Tracie is supposed to go to Clint’s parents house for brunch. But, I doubt either of these things will go well.
Clint & Tracie
With five hours live of her parole, Tracie is getting dressed to go meet her in-laws. Oh and she is packing to go to Vegas with Clint to celebrate. Clint doesn’t want his parents to know they are going to Vegas. Because he knows what a stupid plan it is. They were an hour late leaving the house.
As soon as they walk in the door, Clint’s mom yells at them, “You’re late!” Clint’s Dad had to go back to work. So he won’t be meeting Tracie today. Brunch consists of store bought croissants and cold cuts rolled up and stuck with toothpicks. It’s not like a souffle she slaved over all morning fell because they were an hour late. Clint’s mom tells Tracie that she wants a good relationship with her. But, drugs cannot be in the equation. So, Tracie is going to have to prove herself to her and not break her trust.
In a talking head Clint confesses that he has done something that is almost as bad as what Tracie did. He feels terrible hiding it from his mother. I think we talked about Clint getting arrested for something. I don’t remember what it was, do you?
Lamar & Andrea
On his first full day of freedom, Andrea and Lamar decorate the most ridiculously sad Christmas tree ever. The family has plans to make hot cocoa and cookies and watch Christmas movies. However, Lamar has plans to go kick it with the guys. So, the kids are pissed. Andrea tells him that every time he gets arrested he is with his family. But, Lamar goes anyway. In his Mercedes. Who paid for that? Andrea?
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All of these eating scenes are making me hungry! They toast with huge glasses of vodka. The family is trying to tell him that they come first. His family thinks that Lamar is not in love with Andrea. They think he just feels obligated.
Scott & Lizzie
Lizzie rents a car at the airport and heads over to surprise Scott. But, the surprise is on her when Sharlean answers the door. Scott is thrilled to see her. Then Lizzie randomly slaps the living shit out of him and says, “That is for cheating on me.” Scott should call the police or drag her by her cheap extensions to the curb. But he doesn’t. Instead, they randomly take their argument to the front porch for all the neighbors to witness.
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Lizzie asks Scott on a date the next day. He says he will think about it. She says she is picking him up at ten am and she’s paying for the date. Where is she getting all this money from? I presume the show paid for the flight and the rental car and the hotel room. Afterward, Sharlean cautions Scott to leave Lizzie alone, but that will never happen.
On the ride to her hotel room, we found out that Lizzie got a DUI in California once and she ran over a guys’s foot.
Sarah & Michael & Megan
Sarah is super pregnant and ready to pop at any moment. She is worried that Michael won’t be able to be there for the birth. Her BFF is hoping he won’t be there because his prescence just adds more stress to the situation.
Megan has decided to have a picnic in the car outside of Michael’s mother’s house. So, she grabs some Popeye’s chicken and heads on over there. In Michael’s talking head he let us know that he luhs Megan. Really? I thought he luhs Sarah. After feasting on chicken, Michael wants to have sex in the back seat. But first, she has to tell Michael her secret. It’s stupid and she should have just not mentioned it. She went to see a friend of Michael’s, Rock, about some money that Michael owed her. There was some sort of flirtmance over the phone. It’s not even a thing. Yet it has ruined Michael’s sexual appetite. Because, “That’s some hoe shit.” He should know about hoe shit.
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When Michael asks Megan if Rock will have the same story she does. She says, “What? That he kissed me?” Hmmm what happened to it just being a flirtmance? She says she kissed him because of all the stuff she found out about him. So, it seems like Michael may be done with Megan. Cheating is unacceptable. lol.
Marcelino & Brittany
Brittany is having dinner with her friend Sasha who is about to be sentenced tomorrow. Sasha was involved in a double homicide. Marcelino says that Brittany needs to stay away from criminals. Britanny won’t be allowed to visit Sasha in prison.
After dinner with Sasha, Brittany is emotionally drained. Marcelino interrogates her and is pissed she is late and she left the car at the restaurant. She took an Uber because she had been drinking. Now she is going to take an Uber back and drive the car home. Why can’t Marcelino do that? He can be such a douche sometimes.Then, they fight in the street and she tells him to go get the car.
I love this show. Even when it’s unreal it’s real.
I believe Clint went to visit Tracie while she was in jail and had pot on him.
I love how Tracie is covered in tattoos, she’s been arrested for Pete’s sake, she took the car and money from Clint, she left him at the altar because drugs were more important to her, and oh yeah! They’re over an hour late to meet Clint’s parents but…she decides the purple hair is the ONE THING that won’t make a good impression.
How was Lizzie able to get a drivers license? Didn’t Scott have to go to Wisconsin since Lizzie couldn”t leave the state? and she had 9 DUIs in that state alone.
You know I used to love Love after Lockup because it was so trashy. But Life after Lockup just seems way too scripted, there is no way a Southern Lady like Clint’s Mom would serve a weird lunch like that. I feel like this is over the top scripted and I am not liking it. However I just keep watching.
Clint’s parents don’t strike me as southern at all. I think they live in New Mexico, or somewhere, right? I totally believe she served cold cuts with toothpicks. I doubt she went to too much trouble for the crackhead. I do think the “hour or more late” stuff was storyline.
Clint crashed a Little Debbie truck & got busted. And multiple DWI’s. Smith.
I think that is what he is referring to, but there is no way she didn’t know. It received huge media attention and sparked various memes with people joking about the munchies (Clint was high) and the tragic loss of the snacks. This was well before Love After Lock up. If we have to sit through a fake, storyline driven confession of this incident, I will be done with this show.