I was all ready to do my Big Brother 21 Recap. The post was open and ready to write. I had a fresh drink and a fruit and cheese plate. Banjo was fed and happy. Everything was right in the world. Then, at
precisely the time that Julie Chen Moonves said, “Welcome to Big Brother,” there was a loud explosion in the living room. A large mirror just randomly fell off the wall and scared the shit out of us. Oddly it didn’t break despite crashing to the floor. Nothing happened to make it fall. I guess it was just tired of looking at me.
Now on with tonight’s Big Brother 21 Recap…
Are You Bitches Conspiring Against Me?
We got way too much of Kray Kat this episode. We are 25% through the episode and nothing has happened yet. And so much more exciting than this happened!
Finally they get to the part where Ovi offers the two jackoffs his power in exchange for safety.
Then it is on to the live “eviction.” The house votes unanimously to evict Ovi. But then, as Ovi makes the sad walk to the front door after lots of hugs. Sirens go off and an announcement is made that Camp Come Back is now open. The first four evicted house guests will have their own camp upstairs. It will have horrible amenities and be uncomfortable. after the fourth eviction, one player will fight their way back in the house.
Then David comes into the house. He will be joining Ovi in Camp Comeback. They will not attend the HOH comp, but will be able to listen to it from their room. Everyone pretends to be thrilled by this news.
The HOH comp came down to Jack and Jessica. Jack won. I hate this stupid game. And this Big Brother 21 Recap!