After Bravo taking a week off from new shows last Sunday I had forgotten about this show. Has the RHOP Recap always been on Sunday? Just when I thought they fixed the schedule so I didn’t have back to back recaps, now I have them again. But it’s a good night for them, it gives all my readers who read from work two good posts for Monday morning.
Candiance thinks she need a bigger house. For what? Shoes? There are only two people living there! Candiance says that she is not speaking to her mother because she didn’t like something she said. So, she smacked her in the face with her purse. Her mother should have smacked her more as a child and corrected her smart mouth then. But, better late than never I suppose. Chris is having a dinner party for all the girls to try out his cookbook recipes.
Amistad You Right There
Ashley, Gizelle and Robin go on the slowest two mile walk of all time. If they were walking any slower they’d be backing up. It’s making me so crazy I can’t pay attention to what they are saying. But, it appears to just be a scene to set of the huge fight between Ashley and Chris at the dinner party. Candiance told Gizelle that Ashley’s “miscarriage” testimony and Michael’s tears were both fake.
Candiance also told Gizelle that when Monique first met Katie in New Orleans, she referred to Katie as “Amistad.” This makes no sense to me. Amistad was the name of a slave ship, not a slave. It just seems like a very weird thing for someone to say. Oh I just saw the clip. She was making a comment on how batshit crazy Katie is. It still doesn’t make sense. But I don’t think it was meant to compare Katie to a slave.
It Takes One To Know One
Monique’s baby shower gender reveal miscarriage party from hell apparently did provide her with enough ego strokes. So this week she’s having some sort of weird maternity photo shoot while wearing a wedding gown in her pool. And she is calling Katie Rost crazy? I admit the photos were beautiful though.
For some reason, Ashley is also there in the pool. They talk about how Ashley mocked Monique’s pregnancy issues and now Ashley is on the receiving end. Karma is a bitch. But Monique has compassion for Ashley because she know how hurtful what Candiance is doing is. Monique doesn’t get the Amistad comment she supposedly sad either.
Assorted random scenes include, Karen and Ray Huger taking dance lessons. Ray is a lost cause. Ashley having Michael’s pool table removed from the apartment. And, Robyn getting breakfast in bed from Juan and the boys.
Cat Fight Over Crostini
Monique meets Candiance for lunch. I presume this will be to discuss the Amistad situation. Candiance seems shocked that Monique knew about her conversation with Gizelle. These girls tell it all. Of course Candiance blames it all on Gizelle. Then, Candiance tells Monique she is very judgmental. Monique points out that Candiance’s criticism of here is exactly the same as what her mom does to her. True. This causes a mini cat fight.
Gizelle and Robyn are the first to arrive at Chris’ dinner party. They get an early sample of his purple potato skins and apparently they are fantastic. Candiance starts going in on Ashley right away. She says she overheard Michael say he wanted to suck a sausage at a previous event. Robyn says she heard it too. Robyn says that she heard Michael say, “Yeah, I would suck his dick.” Chris said he thinks he said sausage and not dick.
Asshats And Ass Grabbers
Gizelle reminds the others that a few years ago Michael grabbed some guy’s ass on the dance floor at an all cast filming. Clearly this dinner party happened after the news broke about Michael allegedly touching a male cameraman on the ass at Monique’s weird baby shower miscarriage gender reveal party.
I must say that Monique can really rock a maternity outfit. It’s like an endless wardrobe of amazing outfits.
Gizelle is planning to bring up the penis sucking comments over dinner. Chris’ dinner is fantastic. The conversation goes left right away. Production has Candiance sitting right next to Ashley. Ashley begins confronting her about all the trash she talks about her and her husband.
The Elephant On The Table
Candiace readily admits that she thinks Micheal’s tears over the miscarriage were fake. And that her miscarriage testimony was fake. Who says that about anyone? You might think it but you don’t speak it out loud .
The other ladies just want to get their salad course. Candiance does the most and imitates Ashley sharing at the part about her miscarriage. She uses her knife as the microphone. Ashley wants to know why any of this is her business. Gizelle tries to interrupt the argument with a blessing. As she and Karen pray, Candiance and Ashley continue to fight. Ashley brings up the fact that she is sitting in a house her mother owns. This is Candiance’s hot button. She starts banging her knife on the table. Ashley tells her not to talk about her mother in her house. Ashley suggests she not bang up her mother’s dining room table.
Both Candiance and Ashley jump to their feet screaming at full volume. Candiance screams at Ashley to get the fuck out of her house while wildly waving a knife. Chris has to come and physically remove her from the scene. As she continues to scream at Ashley, she throws a knife at her. She tells Ashley she will not discuss her mother in her home.
Next week Candiance and her mother get some TV therapy. Robyn brings up the dick sucking comments over dessert. Ashley feels betrayed by Robyn.