While one media whore was prancing down the aisle in two thousand dollar Jimmy Choos she bought in Paris, another Jimmy was back at his luxury apartment all alone. Sulking by the pool in a cabana by himself. My spy says he was quite out of sorts and not his usual self. No one was there with him.
Meanwhile, the biggest douche bag from another show on the other coast was seated at table six next to a woman, her husband and the dog. Even the couple who flew the other couple out is not at that table. But Yeremiah Bell is. WHY? Larry Birkhead is. Why? Hockey Player Grant Fuhr and is wife are. Do these people not have any real friends?
Meanwhile,one poor guy was left off the list.
Life isn’t fair. I’m kind of worried about the guy. Where is the girlfriend?
On the other hand, his apartment is insanely pretty. Who has a pool with private cabanas to sulk in away from the sun? When I saw the photos I was sent I really thought he was sad on a luxury vacation in Tulum or somewhere.
I love these blinds. I am hopeless at solving but love them just the same. I was thinking Nene & Greg but that cannot be. I know for sure it’s not cause I am horrible at this. Vicki & Steve ? Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole’s ex flame & as far as I know still single. Kentucky Derby enthusiast. Kentucky reminds me of Jax & Brittany. I got nothing. Sorry for the diatribe.
Brittany:James Kennedy/Shep from Southern Charm
That makes since because I saw the pic of Birkhead at Britney and Jax’s wedding on another site. As far as James goes, last I heard he wasn’t invited, but maybe Raquel ended up getting an invite? Shep sort of appeared like he was at least hooking up or one night standing with Scheana om Kentucky too, based on photo. Maybe that just leaves James odd man out, home and lonely – hope he does not trying to drown his sorrows in booze.
Clearly this is someone NOT invited to the Kentucky wedding of Jax and Britanny going on right now.
Thinking you are talking about James Kennedy
James Kennedy and Shep Rose.
The media whore who bought her Jimmy Choo shoes in Paris is Brittany Cartwright. The other Jimmy is James Kennedy. Doucebag is Shep Rose. Women with dog and husband are, of course, Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Toddz
Nailed it!
Did anyone else notice how much Shep is looking like Thomas these days, or is it only me? Maybe all 50-year-old frat boys look alike.
They look like dirty old men.
If it is James I really feel for him. He really did experience a pile on with no one to help him. No attack husband I mean dog, no one.
Brittany @ her wedding to Jax
James
Shep, Lisa, Ken, giggy2
Lala, Randall
Larry Birkhead lives in Kentucky where wedding is
Grant Fuhr may know Jax cause Jax played hockey at one time
Yeremiah Bell is from Kentucky
Yeremiah Bell’s son is Brittany’s nephew.
It’s 3 am and I am having a hard time visualizing this family tree. Brittany has a sister who is married to Yeremiah Bell?
Never married. Tiffany, Brittany’s sister, shares a 16 year old son with Yeremiah.
It’s 100% James.
The douche from the other coast sitting w LVP is probably Shep. At first I thought Carl, but I like Carl more than Sheppy so I’ll go w that.
Jane’s Kennedy !!
Step at table with Lisa and Ken so bazaar … plus every reality or Instagram personality invited… even old summer house cast … girl with no job ..does bravo need influencers to promote show I don’t get it
I saw a picture of Shep and Sheanna the two of them together.
Soul mates?
More like whores of a feather…..I mean 🐦 of a feather flock together!😁😁😁😁😁😁
Table 6 @ Jax and Brittany’s wedding includes:
Shep Rose
Lisa Vanderpump
Ken “Vanderpump”
Larry Birkhead
Yeremiah Bell
Grant Fuhr & spouse (forgot her name)
James is in LA
do these ever get revealed? i’m so bad at them and they always sound so juicy
Honey, this isn’t even a blind.
(Said in Erica’s voice!!)!
This one has been solved. It’s James Kennedy who is sad and lonely.
Shep Rose is at same table as LVP.
Just watched Shep’s Instagram story.
Sounds like James is sad.
James can just go to the next one Jax has.
Exactly. He’ll be done with her in 6 months after she gets pregnant of course. They make a terrible couple. No chemistry AT ALL.
Shep is a douche bag; and LVP doesn’t care about James – just for her Saint Rep
There are more people in the wedding party than at the actual wedding.
I’m surprised they let people in with cameras/phones because I was sure they would have given US Weekly or Life &Style exclusives just to be in the mag.
Why is this wedding so depressing to me? Jax did walk his mom down the aisle.
These two make Katie and Tom look like Paul Newman and JoAnne Woodward.
I stand corrected, the story is up on People magazine’s Instagram account.
They did get the part wrong about Jax’s mom.
There will literally 30+ people in the wedding party! There were like four or five flower girls and a ring bearer. They can’t even all fit in a photo!
This wedding is bigger than Meghan Markle’s. Brittany is walking down the aisle as if she is a virgin who did not live with a guy in Vegas for 4 years & doesn’t have a sister who gave birth in the 7th grade. I can’t with this faux southern and proper family with that memaw’s rotten cheese dip that smells like 2 week old Thai food
OMG! You have a smellovision! That’s so cool!
Her sister was seriously pregnant at what – age 11? Wow!
Dannyfrommiami this is so funny
Poor James – he took their puppy for a walk too but he does look sad. Jax is jealous that this younger more accomplished younger guy might usurp his status on their realty show and they will ditch his 40 year old ass. But James’ messiness, his thriving DJ’ing career & the fact that his gf is now officially employed at SUR might put a spoke i those plans.
Shep has been hanging with Scheana ……… also female Kentucky bar flies.
So how long till the divorce guys? Bets please …
I give it less than a year.
Three years with one kid.
Definitely after a kid! She
” be knocked up by the end of the week I bet
I think it will be lovely dovey until they have a baby. Jax is not capable of the sacrifice or selflessness of having a child.
Only one that took me a second was Shep. Had to consult my Douche List. Others were pretty obvious
That hat LVP wore. Let’s discuss that monstrosity!
She is wearing at the table which is an indoor sit down dinner. AND THE DOG HAS HIS PAWS ON THE TABLE! WHO DOES THAT?
Can we talk about her Fashion Don’t gloves?
Firstly, if you aren’t a Debutante, the only time you wear long gloves is at a white tie State Dinner or to meet the Queen.
Secondly, if you wear gloves at all, kidskin NOT fabric!
Holy hell what a fashion and etiquette faux pas.
I love LVP but you are definitely right about this outfit! I feel like those gloves are far too long for her ensemble too.
There’s something else that’s been bothering me about her in these wedding photos I’m seeing on Instagram… I don’t care what people do with their bodies and I’ve even been considering lip injections but her lips look off. They look like they’ve been over-filled with the filler, or maybe it’s just the make up on them? Either way, I don’t think that it looks very flattering on her right now
Maybe LVP should take a tip from Class less….I mean Countess Luanne….Money can’t by you class!!
It is with the hat, but having the ceremony outdoors in 90 degree heat and humidity would give you hat hair. LVP has had skin cancer and see why she would protect herself. Stupid having it outside this time of year.
I didn’t know she had skin cancer at one point in time. However, that’s no excuse for the dog to have his paws on the table. Lord. And furthermore, what connection do they have to Larry Birkenhead, the man who has milked a dead woman for years now? Is he counseling them on how to maximize their 15 minutes once the show wraps??
He’s not milking a dead woman. He’s raising their child, and I’ve heard he’s been a pretty good father. At least the little girl will end up sane, compared to the freak reality life including addiction that her mom would have given her.
I should have worded that better. But, he has given more than his fair share of interviews about Anna Nicole over the years, which is what I meant by that. He does seem like a great parent, and I read once that he wanted the little girl to have as normal of a life as possible.
I agree. Larry has a great head on his shoulders & seems to be a great father. Keeping Dani Lynn out of the spotlight proves that.
I am pleased that you made some changes in your original unkind post concerning Larry. He has given relatively few interviews with his daughter concerning Anna Nichole and they have been very tasteful and concientious in protecting their daughter…Larry has been a wonderful father in guidance and love down the right path in life…Dannielynn wanted to do more modeling (he allowed her to do one photoshoot modeling job and no more until she is of age. He has been very wise in protecting her from Hollywood. They live a normal life as most fathers and daughters strive to live. She is about 13 now.
So John Legend and Chrissy Teigen couldn’t make it after all. Lol.
Just my opinion……That ” Kentucky Castle ” is downright ugly.
The “Kentucky Castle” is pretty ugly, and it’s fascinating that people are acting like it is a big deal. Some crazy developer started it (got the outside walls built) about 30 years ago and then went bust. The empty outer ramparts sat there empty for 20-25 years. Then someone bought it and planned on finishing it as a private home. That didn’t work out, so now someone has actually finished the inside (to some degree…please note the reception was in a tent) and is working really hard to sell it as an event venue. But the place has absolutely no history as a “thing.”
I lived in Lexington in the early 80’s and remember driving by what was the corner towers of the “castle”. We used to laugh that the guy who built it ran out of money and the castle corners just sat there. Who builds a castle in the middle of horse country? It was really butt ugly so am surprised someone decided to carry through with the idea.
It was hotter than hades outside!! I cannot even imagine!! I was picturing the twinkle lights and all that BS!! I guess Charlize Theron didn’t take Shep up on his invite in WWHL!! Hats inside? Please don’t attack me Vanderpump peeps, but the derby is the only time you’ll see hats in KY and it’s not inside at dinner. It was very kind of her to make it.
A special people issue? Does it look like to anyone else that JAX got in the Just for Men, color a bit dark 😂
I digress on the hat. I’ve since seen pictures. 😞
I find it weird when people invite people to their wedding that they don’t have meaningful long-standing relationships with, but I hope they are having a wonderful time.
Brittany
James
Shep
Was there a beer cheese fountain? Please tell me there was a beer cheese fountain.
That would have been epic!
Just think, we get to talk about this all over again when it airs on the show! It’s so ridiculous that I am not looking forward to it.
I don’t have to watch VR, I live in the Smokies, I can imagine, and now thanks to “DannyfromMiami” can smell it!! Yikes.
If James only knew how not worth it these fake people are.
I would rather have James as a friend then any of crap he is on the show with.
I have a friend from Winchester who swears Brittany’s mom was a prostitute and that the whole family is a mess. I just read the court docs for bell vs Cartwright and her sis wanted something ungodly like $5k a month in child support but couldn’t show costs for anything that the son needed. Just said home, clothes, etc. With no actual docs.