Finally getting this RHOBH recap up. It’s the morning after Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp’s drunken behavior. Both of them have expressed regret on social media. The drinks at the chateau were quiet strong! Teddi and Kyle are both hungover. Teddi doesn’t remember any of it. She asks Kyle if anyone is fighting. Rinna has to remind Kyle and Teddi what they said the night before.
Slinging actual arrows around each other doesn’t seem wise for this group. Erika is really good at archery. Rinna is not. Teddi apologizes to Erika for her behavior. It seems very sincere. Erika accepts her apology. But, when Kyle apologizes to Erika she makes it clear that Kyle hurt her feelings.
And just like that, we are back in Beverly Hills. I miss Provence already. Faye Resnick appears at Kyle’s house for what I think is her first scene of the season. I need someone from LA to explain this whole Kitson store window thing to me. I remember when Mike from Shahs displayed his fake shoe line there. Then didn’t Kitson go out of business? So how is Dorit displaying her swimwear line that she allegedly didn’t pay for there? I love that Camille’s piece in Dorit’s swimwear line is a holey cover up.
Like A House on Fire…
The ladies get together at a restaurant to check in with Denise and Camille and hear about the damage to their homes. Rinna brings them both some of her QVC clothes. Teddi also brought them clothes. Everyone is very kind to Camille. Camille’s house was a total loss. She is also grieving the loss of her assistant. She is also coming off as sort of entitled.
Everyone was required to go to Kitson’s for Dorit’s big reveal. Except it appeared they were the only people in the store. Teddi arrived with her husband, Edwin but also with what seems to me like a brand new face. Was I the only one that didn’t recognize her at first? Maybe it was just way more makeup than she usually wears? When Camille discovers that Dorit named a cover up (heh) for her, she’s suddenly in a good place with Dorit. Now she feels badly for all the trash talking she has done. That will likely last a full half hour or so. Well, right after that scene we have a talking head of Camille trashing Dorit’s store window reveal.
The husbands are being required to show up a lot more often lately. PK bailed on the dinner afterward but Edwin and Aaron went along. Why is the husband of the person the event is for bailing out on the event? Seems odd to me. And PK loves a camera in his face.
Erika and Kyle are back on track with their friendship. Kyle announces that The Agency is hosting a celebration in one of their listings soon and everyone is invited. Rinna leads a toast to Dorit. They talk about how far their relationship has come since the whole coke in the bathroom allegation. I totally believe people were doing coke in Dorit’s bathroom.
Who’s Down With LVP? Oh Girl, Not Me!
Then we finally get the obligatory conversation about LVP not showing up for any filmings. Because, coward. Camille says that LVP should have come to her shower and her wedding. The ladies tell Camille that she let LVP off the hook too easily. Denise feels like the ladies should back off Camille. She just had her house burn down. Kyle points out that Camille tells them that she felt LVP should have been at her wedding, but her interview with People said the exact opposite.
At this point, I’d like to point out the stupid hair clips they are promoting this season. Dorit has one on that says, ‘drippin.’ Am I the only one grossed out by that?
Teddi, who now that I see her in this light does have on a lot of makeup. But she looks good. Teddi tells Camille that when she trashes the other girls to her, it make her wonder what she says behind her back. Burned down house or not, the story points must go on. This airing of the grievances scene must go on.
Camille is her usual mean self in her talking heads. Then she brings up that PK has filed for bankruptcy and that he owes her friend a ton of money. Somebody call Fofty! Camille wants to know where Dorit gets the money to fiance all of her expensive cars and clothes. She is clearly living above her means. Dorit denies it all. There are several people suing PK for outstanding loans though. Camille keeps saying that she is trying to protect Dorit. Because airing her husband’s financial problems on the show is the sign of a super good friend. I wonder why this is only coming out now and not in the Bahamas where Dorit was also confronted by a women claiming Dorit and PK owe him for the Beverly Beach inventory.
With Friends Like These…
Camille claims that she is telling Dorit because it appears as though she is not aware of PK’s terrible financial situation. He owes someone around a million dollars and lawyers are involved. Denise tries to tell Camille that protecting Dorit would be not saying anything at all. Camille says that would make her two-faced. No, Camille, keeping your mouth shut keeps you from being two-faced. Just shut it!
Next week’s RHOBH Recap is the season finale. Rinna and Erika both wear wigs. The Agency party looks amazing as always. Camille comes into the party loaded for bear. She gets up and Rinna’s face and screams at her. I can’t wait for the reunion when everyone drags Camille. Denise is all the way over Camille. She has waited until the last two episodes to get turned up and she is laying it all out there with Camille. And LVP is back to film with Camille and to show her Vegas bar.