First of all this show title is everything if you know about Charleston. It’s genius. But I am going to have to take a mental health day tonight. I am never “off work.” I get no holidays, no weekends, I am always on. And I need a mental health day. So I hope you guys will excuse me for the evening and not abandon me.
Here is the episode summary.
To get Austen’s mind off his ex, the guys rent an RV and head into the great outdoors; Chelsea steps up her hair game; Eliza tries to mend fences; Cam finally asks for help with Palmer; Kathryn and Danni’s friendship is at an icy standstill.
Please check out my Exclusive Southern Charm Season Six Spoilers Here.
Enjoy the show and please leave me some comments. I need to spend some time with Banjo. Love you all. Except for Spunky. Just kidding I love her too even though the has the LITERAL WORST comments at times. But she is here through some stupid grandfather clause. šĀ Tell me what happens. I need to try to go to bed early and make it to the DMV. My wake up time lately is like 3 pm. It’s like I am a teenager all over again.
I am leaving you all in charge of recapping in comments. xo ~ tt
UPDATE: From The Blast ( I HATE their new format BTW, WTF?)
As The Blast previously reported, Jacobsā former roommate Lara Dawson filed an affidavit in support of Kathryn Dennis, as part of her custody battle with Jacobās boyfriend Thomas Ravenel.
Jacobs tells The Blast, āLaura is a pill popper and she did this out of pure revenge.”
She added, āLaura is simply mad at me because I moved out of her house due to the fact that I caught her stealing from me and that she is a pathological liar.ā Jacobs threw shade saying, āmakes sense her and Kathryn would team up they are both mentally ill. She is one of the main reasons I left South Carolina.ā
Enjoy your well deserved rest!
Thanks and post updated.
For some reason I can only comment as a reply to a posted comment. No matter. I just wanted to say you are the only one I read. I love you and your honesty with us, I love the support of this community towards you and each other. Please give yourself the care you need because we need you. I will hold good thoughts that all works out as you wish it to. Be well, TT.
Ditto hear! Youāre the GOAT, Tamara
Beautifully worded, Holagsd. She speaks for a lot of us, Tamara. Hope you enjoyed as many hours of mental health leave as you could squeeze out of the day.
I canāt stand the new format, Iām so darn close to giving up on that site!
No worries, TT. You’ve definitely earned the night off. Besides, you’ve already told us everything we need to know about Southern Charm Season 6. š
Enjoy your night off. We got your back !
The Ashley rendering with the dry wildly unkempt coiffure & attempt at an updo is EVERYTHING. Enjoy your time with Banjo!
Go and get a good night of sleep! We’ll all be here if you need us.
This Ashley is something else indeed!
I want to go camping but not with these yoohoos!
REST! You deserve it; you entertain us so much and make our favorite indulgences even better. I hope Banjo gets better and you regain some serenity <3
Sweet dreams TT
Half way thru this episode. I like Katherine’s Italian boyfriend! Sad it didn’t work out. I want to see her with a mature older gentlemen ( or Craig ) I love this show ! Looking forward to all the mayhem that will surely follow!
He seemed nice enough. But I think he has a record. She has a new boyfriend now who is younger. I would like to see her with Craig too.
Craig is lovely, but I donāt think he and Katherine are a match. They both would pair better with structured (but kind) partners. I like their friendship a lot though. I also like that Austin defended Katherine this episode too.
By all means, take a break. Your mental and physical well being is way more important than these numpties.
Ashley just doesnāt get the concept of slander… does she? I can just see T-Rav patting her hand, assuring her he will foot the bill when she faces the music for spewing his bullshit. I mean, does he dictate his alleged coke-fuelled diatribes, or does she just hand over her phone to him?
Imagine if your life was all about desperately holding onto a bit part on a tv show where everyone (on and off screen) hates you and trolling the internet. Sad.
Enjoy your time with sweet Banjo. Hope you get a good night’s sleep.
I love Southern Charm. Itās funny that they took an RV on an eight hour trip and got completely wasted on the way there. This is definitely the menās episode. And even though I donāt care for Limehouse, I would do anything for her stables. My God.
Also ignoring Kathrynās weird temporary boyfriend..
Enjoy your well deserved break, Tamara!
Iām just thrilled they cleared up the whole no tomato on the cheeseburger request from the previews. Of course there are no tomatoes on cheeseburgers at McDonaldās. But the Butler meant hold the ketchup. Hilarious!
I know Patricia holds her butler in very high regard, but his pomposity and pretentiousness (love those words) irritate me to my very core. Since when does no tomato mean. no ketchup? What a clown! He’s also much more familiar with Patricia than a high-class, well-trained butler should be. They must have been together for a very long time, and become friends, otherwise I can’t imagine her thinking that he’s up to snuff. It’s funny really, I think he’s much more of a snob than she is. Her comment about liking McDonald’s cheeseburgers, Costco hot dogs and Taco Bell tacos, much more than food from any fancy restaurant, really endeared her to me. I used to think she was an old fuddy-duddy, but I’ve seen an entirely different side of her in the last year or two, and I like it.
English Rose – you donāt think sheās pandering to the commoners with her expressed love of fast food? Felt a little over the top to me.
That could very well be, perhaps I’m too gullible. It did seemed a bit out of character, especially given her wealthy background, but those names rolled off her tongue pretty handily š. Maybe she did a bit of “slumming” before she moved down South.
Good point. And she had no trouble digging into that burger. š
None of that is true but I wonāt defend anymore on her crazy lies. Also, notice āLauraā hahah my name is Lara Dawson . Sooooo ..thereās that.šš¤·š¼āāļø
I feel like that is the 1 annoying Thing Michael has done all this time. Other than that, I think heās lovely.
Patricia said she will have the usual, so the butler was either busting balls or he’s an idiot. No tomato has ever been to a McDonald’s. So, lies.
I can’t believe Patricia with her McDonald’s, Cameron with her Taco Bell and Kathryn with Olive Garden.
I guess Olive Garden isn’t that bad, but the other fast food places, no way! Especially in their area with all the good food around them, why would they eat at those places?
Kathryn with the takeout food, saying she never cooked. I remember her cooking a salmon dinner. So, lies.
The pounds of salt that Craig sprinkled all over the hamburgers, just no!
They’re usually eating the best food on this show, but tonight was making me think what the what?
actually, mcdonalds has several sandwiches that have fresh tomato on them. she can get a tomato on anything she wants…..
You’re right. I just looked it up near me. They have a new Quarter Pounder Deluxe with lettuce and tomato. I haven’t eaten there in years so I didn’t know. Way back when, I never saw a tomato there.
I remember Kathryn having several failed cooking attempts quite a while back. I hate her obnoxious deep side part. It looks ridiculous especially from the one side and the back. Does she not see how stupid she looks. I think she is stunning and that just ruins it. Whitney is an ass, did we expect anything else? And I wonder if Patricia and Whitney sit around and think up stupid ārichā people behaviors for her and her āButlerā to pull off. Itās kind of obvious bullshit. I love Chelsea, she is the most normal of them all I think. Enjoy banjo time.
I just remember the salmon. It looked pretty good. As for her hair, I’ve seen better hairstyles on her. Either way she is stunning.
I do agree that Whitney and Patricia plot to make Patricia look like someone from a southern rich novel. They even tried to shame McDonald’s for not knowing the difference between ketchup and tomato.
I hope I didn’t start tomatogate on this thread because I say tomato and ketchup are not the same.
Shep annoys me the most. Austin comes in second. I hate how they all try and make Craig look bad.
Even my nephew commented on how mean they were to Craig last night! He mainly just watches to see Chelsea and Cameron, but then he gets into it. His comments included “Yes, guys make fun of each other, but eventually they stop.” & “Even if you’re drunk, you realize later what you said went too far and apologize.” I’m pretty much done with Shep at this point.
I forgot to mention my favorite part of the episode: The surprisingly alive cat that scared the guys while they were shopping for the trip.
That cat was my favorite part of the episode too! Wtf was it looking at lol?
The cat looked like it was in ātime out.ā
I theorize that Kathryns hair may be thinning at the top and sheās combing over.
I agree. There has to be some reason. Maybe she pulls it out.
I donāt know. I think sheās just hair clueless. She often lets her roots grow in like an inch, so sheās got like a really light strawberry blonde at the top and then that fire engine. It almost looks like her fire engine red is floating on her head.
The fake Mc Donaldās scene was so infuriating! It totally felt staged and completely pathetic. I was yelling at the tv for them to stop and when Michael did the idiotic tomato/ketchup thing my husband said well thatās a good way to get someone to spit in your burger.
You know, I felt it was staged too (the wine, the offense at the paper napkin) but still found it hilarious!
Gotta disagree on Olive Garden. Ugh, itās the worst… nothing fresh, everything way too salty, pasta over cooked to Chef Boyardee status.
You forgot to talk about Shep and Whitney acting like “asshats”, and in the next episode it looks like Shep’s getting confronted!
I can’t stand Shep. He thinks he’s all that and he’s not. He reminds me of a bum who’s living off his parent’s money, doing nothing with his life but drinking and sleeping with any girl he can find. I find him boring as well.
I hope someone tells him to get off his high horse and grow up.
He called Madison a white trash hairdresser, what a nerve he has to say that about her.
Heās one of those guys that looks better when your drunk. He is the definition of coyote ugly.
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If anyone is white trash, itās Shep. He has a lot of anger against women. He is a total head case.
I personally think he might be a closeted gay which there is nothing wrong with that. But his lack of compassion or attachment to women his bodacious bragging of all the women he has been with coupled with his weird obsession with Craigās life ( I think he likes Craig) and his alcoholism seems to point to him not being truly accepting of who he is
Interesting theory, Emily. I hadnāt thought of that.
I had wondered if he has a teeny weenie. Regardless, he must have major whiskey dick.
Canāt imagine he gets it up very well for women or men.
I don’t pick up any gay vibe from Shep at all. I think his issue with Craig is that Craig’s lack of driving ambition annoys Shep because Shep himself has a lack of driving ambition. He sees something in Craig that he doesn’t like in himself. If Shep’s parents have told him, “You should make something of your life!” he is passing along that criticism onto Craig.
Shepās face is so bloated from booze – looks like a bag of smashed up assholes.
As opposed to the more attractive bag of intact assholes. š
Precisely!
I needed this today. Just watching grown ass men try and camp- zero clue!!
I totally get you TT . My job is 24/7 365 days a year. No breaks no holidays no vacay. My friends think it’s so much easier when you have your own business- HA!
SO UNPLUG -WE NEED YOU HAPPY AND HEALTHY!
I prefer the RHBH version of glamping. 8 hours travel ugh.
Hope tomorrow exceeds your expectations TT
Shep acts like he’s the cultured one, but he’s just so mean to Craig. I loved when Craig pointed out Shep just said, “Be nice,” when Shep has been the most un-nice one ever. And Whitney whining about the food–oh brother! Shep and Whitney were so disgusting in that whole scene.
About the ketchup/tomato: Yes, ketchup is tomato-based, but it is not the same thing as a tomato. So it is totally understandable that the McD worker didn’t know Michael meant “no ketchup” when he said, “no tomato.” That whole thing was so ridiculous and fake anyway.
Tonight’s wasn’t a very good show. You picked a good one to skip, Tamara.
I think Shepās elitism is on full display this season, and it is a hideous look. Bashing Craig is not entertaining. I wanted Shep to fall into the campfire.
The Brits say tomato sauce. I tell them it’s ketchup and that tomato sauce is for pasta. For 30 years I have tried to educate the Brits. I am not winning this battle. And don’t get me started on biscuit vs cookie.
How about the dreaded chips versus french fries?
I have to ask do you dip your chips in mayonnaise?
Its not us (The Brits and the Australians who have it wrong) – you guys speak American, its not English! Tomato sauce goes on burgers etc, chips are deep fried potatoes, potato crisps are your chips and Marinara is the tomato based sauce that goes on pasta! And lets not get me started on what an entree is – its not a main course! (This tongue in cheek guys!)
I am American and have never understood why we call the main course the entree. But marinara and tomato sauce are two different things.
Thanks TT for getting this up even on your rest day! I once heard a podcast where an entrepreneur woman with a 24/7 job was saying that she takes off one day a month and dedicates it to herself. She chose her birthday – I don’t remember, but for example, she was born on the 21st and takes the 21st of every month off. Everyone knew that day she didn’t work so it wasn’t a surprise, and she had some time set aside for herself. Could be useful maybe! You deserve some time to rest and recharge (Banjo time!), and I’m sure none of us would disappear.
I always used to kinda like the butler guy, but not any more. He was just so … I can’t even find a word for it.
Just so snooty, but trying so hard to be goofy too….It made me sick. And her with her stupid cloth napkin. And the stupid wine. It takes like 3 seconds to eat a cheeseburger that small. And really? How often does she go to Costco? If she is so rich, how would she have ever even heard about them? Does that idiot butler set her up on a chair with a cloth napkin in the middle of Costco?
WOW, Whitney was really cranky! I kinda loved it (except the stuff about Craig). When he said How can a campground be bad ass? Haa!
I do not like anyone being mean to Craig, and it made me like Austin a little better since he was calling them on it. . I wonder if Craig gets any extra money in his salary for always being sh*t on?
The pics of Whitney as a rock star were hilarious.
I cannot wait for Chelsea to scream at Shep about his white trash hairdresser comment and I hope she refuses to cut his hair again. He probably doesn’t even pay her.
Lol, Whitney said he was like Bieber?? Ummm, people know who Bieber is. Big difference right there.
White trash Hairdresser, I canāt even. Sheās probably making at least $100 an hour, and she doesnāt have a crazy amount of student debt. She is smart as fuck. She got on the show, and is carrying the show, and sheās not even a ācast member ā
She must have rejected Shep at some point!
She sure did! I don’t remember which season but it’s when she was with Austin (I think) and numbfuck tried to kiss her in a bar one night.
Shep’s “white trash” comment was about Madison. Chelsea is the one Shep tried to kiss at a bar. I think ZZZ’s comment is referring to Madison, not Chelsea.
How in the world can Whitney say he was just like Bieber with a straight face? How? How? hahaha
Tamara – I hope you could just take the entire weekend off or even an entire week or two – you deserve more than just one day off from covering all these reality shows. I know I can only speak for myself, but I’m sure 99% of us would always stand by you no matter how long you wanted to take off for a mental health break. Enjoy your time with Banjo and I hope that your DMV experience is far batter than the hell that most DMV’s are.
As far as last night’s SC episode…..never have I wanted to literally face-punch two people more than I did Shep and Whitney -entitled, selfish, gross, and just digusting pigs that are incapable of being a good friend to anyone anytime, let alone Craig and Austen. I wish they both would just go away. I think Austen and Craig could take them both down with one hand tied behind both their backs and I wish that they would – someone needs to knock the freaking crap out of both of them. Or maybe just kick Shep a few times in his sore knee and/or out the charade of Whitney actually having sex with any woman ever and end the worst allegedly kept secret ever. (I am just venting and not seriously condoning physical violence – just wishfully imagining the entire scenario in my head over and over – ha ha).
Whitney and Shep are so jealous of Craig.
Craig is looking especially handsome this season and I think youāre right.
Havenāt seen the episode yet but just wanted to say cheers for taking a Mental Health Day. You deserve it!! xo
When did Madison show Chelsea the texts where Austen was bashing her? If she showed her after they broke up, I can understand some. If she showed Chelsea while she and Austen were still together, then I would wonder what her motives are.
Thereās a quote I just learned that I think describes Shep! It was said by Bryan C.ās character in SP about a guy whoās kindāve a jerk. He says āthis guy, he was born on Third but thinks he hit a triple.ā
Thatās a perfect description of Shep!
I donāt get the Chelsea and Madison storyline. Chelseaās always seemed pretty cool and like a girls girl to me but, her liking Madison so much after she knowingly hit on her good friend Daniās boyfriend seems at the very least contradictory and out of character to me.
It didnāt sound like Madison knew they were dating though.
I thought it was odd/manufactured how Chelsea talked to Madison about becoming business partners.
Finally saw the show. For me the most interesting thing that was that Patricia seemed to think that Tour D’argent was some great restaurant in Paris. It’s an overpriced tourist trap with great views of Notre Dame and a fabulous wine list. At some point it received a Michelan star. One star. And it will cost you thousands for that view and a decent bottle of wine and some bad duck.
Thatās so interesting. I donāt know my Paris fine dining restaurants though I wish I did. But, I actually wondered about that. Sort of like someone dropping French Laundry or something like that?
Nah French Laundry has rave reviews. I don’t do fancy French restaurants in Paris. It’s not necessary to eat a four figure meal there, And if I wanted to it would not be at Tour D’Argent. that place is decrepit. Croque Monsieurs are my thing. And I once was able to have the most delicious fondue for one. French waiters love me. I’ve had many a waiter give me special treatment. I’ve been truly blessed in Paris by gay waiters, Tip well.
To add to the ridiculousness of the Mickey D’s drive thru scene…in SC, you CANNOT have an OPEN container of ANY type of alcoholic beverage in a motor vehicle. You can transport an open container in the trunk, but is unlawful to sit in your Bentley and swig some expensive vino to wash down your cheeseburger in the paradise of the parking lot.
Does anyone know where they were camping at? It looks awesome and we live near Tennessee.
Thanks
I forget the name of the place but they were on Wadamaw Island. I think it is this place…. which is controversial.
https://www.postandcourier.com/news/wadmalaw-s-airbnb-treehouses-raise-fear-of-development-on-scenic/article_a2d919d0-612f-11e9-99e6-1bdf37ab56c5.html
And they are on Air BnB but it is unclear if they have the rights to rent just yet. So there is a wait list as they island decides what to do.
https://www.boltfarmtreehouse.com/
1. Shep = douche bag (Such a douche bag I would like to throat punch him). Or maybe trip him so he will fall
just enough to make a couple of those ridiculous looking veneers fall out in the front of his mouth. A TOTAL
HAS BEEN.
2. Whitney= Pussy mamma’s boy that never played sports because his mom didn’t want him to break a
bone.BIG BIG Mistake Patricia. I kind of liked him the past couple of years until he started ragging on
Craig so bad this past episode. Not cool. Who wears a 200 vest to go camping too you tool. You looked
like a fool!
3. Austin = I see he was trying to keep the peace but should have stuck up for Craig more. I see you did but
not until the end.
4. CRAIG ROCKS ENOUGH SAID He would put Douche bag and pussy momma boy to shame on a
deserted island. Never the less a camping trip. Those other to Pussy boys didn’t even know how to light
a fire. Their parents should be ashamed . Craig nailed it when he told douche bag they grew up in two
totally different lifestyles. At least Craig knows how to camp, can light a fire, play sports,
and oh… can pay his bills and house notes on his own w/o the help of a trust fund or parents š
5. Take away the family money from Douche bag and pussy boy and lets see who is more successful in 5
years.
Now if you really want to know how I feel let me know š
I despise Shep. That is all.
If Shep isn’t a tweaker, I will saw off and consume my own left arm.