Big Brother 21 premieres next Tuesday and I could not be more excited. The cast has been announced and I have reviewed all eight women’s interviews and bios. Here are my thoughts and predictions.
Let’s Begin With Anal Lice
Analyse Talavera (Big Brother Superfan)
Most Likely To Need A Pregnancy Test In The House
Dear Mrs. Talavera, there is a reason for the two ‘n’s in the name, Annaliese. Your spelling leads itself to your child being called Anal Lice or Anal Ease for all of her life. Yet somehow she has managed to come out as a self absorbed college graduate who wishing that she could just “tan” for a living. I see yacht girl in her immediate future. I try to root for the superfans, but this one not so much. She is athletic, she played soccer in college, so she could be a competition threat. Especially if there is a tanning competition.
Jessica Milagros (Big Brother Superfan)
Most Likely To Cook The Most And Be The House Mom
Jessica is married and has one child. The list her age as 30ish. She is very bubbly. I hate bubbly. She says she is athletic despite being plus sized and has run a marathon. Her favorite player is Dan Gheesling. She doesn’t seem to have much of a strategy.
She’s sort of a wildcard. I’ll withhold and opinion for now.
Holly Allen (Big Brother Recruit)
Mostly Likely To Screw Whoever She Has To For Airtime
She is a 31 year old Wine Safari Guide. Apparently, that is an LA thing. She’s originally from Wyoming. She looks a lot like Analyse. She has a very pleasant personality about her. So far, she seems down to earth. She was recruited so that means production has a role for her to play. I’m afraid it might be gullible. Oh! I did some digging on this one and she used to date Luke Pell from the Bachelor and is desperate to be on a reality show. For the newbies, this is why I identify recruits before the season starts. They are not welcomed by true superfans. I’m pretty sure her story about living in the wilderness with her family every summer cut off from society is complete bullshit.
Isabella Wang (Big Brother Recruit)
Most Likely To Lose Her Cool Exterior And Cut A Bitch
Usually the token Asian is a bit quirky and annoying. Bella seems well spoken and she has a good social strategy. It is always wise speak to everyone every day one on one and make connections. She should be good at physical challenges. Her first mountain climb was Kilimanjaro. She’s slightly perky, but that is probably nerves for the first interview. She says she worries about the memory challenges.
She was very slick with her interviews with Jeff. She’s smart. She’s crafty. She is conceited. I think she could be my pick to win. Or she could quietly murder someone in their sleep and leave no clues. I’m pretty sure she was recruited. But no obvious red flags.
Nicole Anthony (Big Brother Superfan)
Most Likely To Annoy The Fuck Out Or Everyone
I thought she might pee herself when she saw Jeff. She was by far the most excited out of the superfans so far. She’s A LOT. Paul Abrahamian is her favorite player. Nicole thinks she is self-aware. She is not. She is completely unaware of how annoying she is. Her sisters have told her to “keep it in check.” She’s very emotional. Nicole is a candidate for the first boot. But I really hope that one of the other recruits goes first. I imagine Holly is going to be around for a while.
Let’s just pray she can contain herself a bit and let the recruits draw negative attention to themselves.
Kemi Faknule (Big Brother New Superfan?)
Most Likely To Make Someone Cry
She is a recruit but she has binged ten seasons in a year so she’s definitely not going in with no clue about the game. She can’t deal with emotional people. People who cry at the drop of a hat annoy here. Her favorite players are Rachel Reilly and Jessica Graf. In other words, she likes bitches. I think see her as more of a Da’Vonne Rogers. At least I hope so. She has a blog where she writes about all the guys she hooks up with. I need to find that. I really like Kemi. Sadly, I don’t think many in the house will. I hope that Kemi and Bella hook up in an alliance and then try to murder each other at the end of the game. I’m pretty sure that Bella could take her though.
Kathryn Dunn (Big Brother Recruit)
Most Likely To Be Called To The Diary Room For Her Meds
Twenty-nine year old marketing person who says she is from Dallas. She talks ninety miles an hour. She might be overdosing on Adderall. Dumb pageant girl who wants to be a social media influencer. I am exhausted listening to her talk. She might give Nicole a second week in the house. She’s not the kind of recruit who was recruited to fill a stereotype. She the kind of recruit whose mommy and daddy know someone at CBS and bought her way on to the show. Let’s hope they only paid to get her on and to to keep her on for a few weeks. I NEED HER TO BE THE FIRST BOOT. Nicole is at least interesting.
Christie Murphy (Big Brother Superfan)
Most Likely To Flirt Her Way To Final Two
Christie is a Jersey girl and a huge fan. She’s watched since season eight. She cried when she came into the diary room. She’s super excited to be there. She owns a mystic clothing store where they sage customers before trying on clothes. She wants to have a gratitude circle every day. She’s a Derek fan. I know she sort of sounds like that one weirdo girl from California that we hated. But she seems kind of fun.
I was worried when she said people say she is overly flirtatious. But then I read this on her bio. ” I plan on using my sexuality as a major social advantage. I’m going into the house as the openly feminine lesbian. I will use my femininity and charm to easily persuade and subtly manipulate the men, while also being the emotional shoulder, and best friend to all the girls. I also won’t pose as a threat to the women, because I won’t be after any of the men. At the same time, I won’t be a physical or athletic threat to the boys. Little do the guys know though, I am super competitive, and an extreme overachiever and I plan on winning a lot of the competitions! I have a photographic memory and I’m also killer at puzzles!”
Overall, I am pleased with the diversity of the girls. I will get to the guys another time. I am dying to hear your thoughts.