This is only the third Southern Charm NOLA recap of the season. Doesn’t it feel like more? Tonight’s episode features an on camera proposal. In other words, the staged scenes are going to be in full effect. At any rate, it can’t possibly be any more depressing than tonight’s RHOP episode.
Tamica Lee and Reagan Charleston’s friend, Rachel, stop by Reagan’s new house. Tamica strongly suspects that Reagan is pregnant. So she compares Reagan’s store opening to birthing babies. After making some jab at Kelsey, Tamica keeps on telling Reagan that her life is not “fine.” Tamica is a bad friend. Both girls feel like Reagan in denial about her feelings surrounding divorcing Jeff. It’s clear to me that she is fine and has just move on to her next target.
Hoops
Jon Moody and Jeff Charleston meet up to shoot some hoops and process the events of Reagan’s store opening party. Jeff says the divorce was official a couple of days ago. Now he just wants to get laid. It’s been eight months. Divorces seem to move swiftly in Louisiana. The guys are also worried that Jeff hasn’t gone through a grieving stage. Jeff says that Reagan was really controlling. I think he is just happy to be free. Jon is a good friend.
Kelsey and Reagan go out for soup and salads at lunchtime. They bond over Tamica’s meangirl behavior. Kelsey is having a housewarming party. She’s not sure she wants to invite Tamica. But it’s an all cast so she will be there.
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Barry and Tamica check into a beautiful hotel to have some alone time. They go out to a really nice restaurant for dinner. Gumbo? Crab beignets? Yes please. This show makes me so hungry! The restaurant is right across the street from where they got married. They only have one wedding photo because they were scammed by the photographer. Despite being away from the kids, they talk about the kids. Then their daughter called. The next morning we see Barry naked in the shower and Barry naked in a towel. I don’t know why they think we want to see all these guys naked. But, they can make this whole season Barry in the shower and I’d save every episode to rewatch.
Then we have Jon Moody and his fine metrosexual ass shopping with Jeff. He’s going to help him get his swagger back and get back in the dating game. This whole show should be just about the men. Jon is concerned that even though Jeff says he wants to get back out there, he’s still way to close to Reagan. This will affect his future relationships.
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Reagan arrives to film her proposal on a horse farm with full glam, in a dress with heels. I didn’t think it possible but Reece looked like an even bigger douche in the flashback photo of the two of them in 2007. Anyway, Reece leaves her in the barn so he can dash out and sprinkle rose petals on the lawn. He could not have done this ahead of time? Apparently, Reagan’s mother has provided the engagement ring. Allegedly, it’s a family heirloom. She said yes.
Tamica’s cousin Jarrod meets up with Kelsey down by the bayou. He has a surprise come to Jesus moment put together for Kelsey and Tamica. He’s going to attempt to broker a reconciliation between these two. If he succeeds at this, we need to sent him to the middle east. Oh wait. He just tricked them both into coming and is now just going to leave them both there bay a large body of water. Tamica starts off being Tamika. Kelsey is her own sweet self. She invites Tamika to her housewarming. This scene didn’t change a thing.
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Reagan and Jeff meet for lunch. Reagan is not wearing her engagement ring. She tells Jeff that Reece asked her to marry him and he is at a loss for words. He is not taking the news well. As he is reeling Reagan is grinning from ear to ear. The ink on the divorce papers isn’t even dry. Eventually he hugs her and says he is happy for her. But clearly, he is not. Then he says he is relieved. That seemed to bother Reagan. She asked him about it. Jeff says that if he wanted her back, he would have come back for her. Heh, that had to sting Reagan a little. In his confessional he says she is making a mistake moving on too fast. Plus, she went backward instead of forward.
Reece was pissed that Reagan ran straight to Jeff to tell him about their engagement. He thinks they dragged their feet on the divorce and now that they are divorced they still spend so much time together. Reagan feels like he must have had a bad day at work. He points out he has a real job and doesn’t sell Anne Klein costume jewelry from the 1980s. She storms off.
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Kelsey and Justin are both dressed as ninjas for their party. They debate whether numbchucks or throwing stars will be necessary around Kelsey. I just had to google for Kelsey’s last name for tags and people are really comfortable saying mean things about her looks. WTF is wrong with the world? Apparently this is not the housewarming party at all, it’s a haunted house tour for Halloween. Barry as the voodoo king and Jon Moody as “Little Richard Simmons” are everything.
Reagan announces to the group that she and Reece are getting married! Dead silence. No one knows how to react. Tamica is pissed. Barry is stunned. This is literally the second time they have met the guy.
Next week: The Halloween tours continue, Kelsey has her housewarming. Tamica of course is disrespectul at the party. Jeff has an awkward first date. The group learns that the wedding is in just a few weeks.
John buying the red dress shirt was my favorite scene. He truly is a sweet guy. I love handsome yet unaffected men. He also seems to be very nice & its refreshing to see after watching the Vanderpump neanderthals & Southern Charms wanna be playboys.
Yes!!!! This is so true, ” Neanderthals ” are out of fashion it’s on to these good looking sweethearts!
Jon Moody is SUCH a sweet man, and the way he has Jeff’s back is what friendship is all about. Not to mention, this guy is one hell of a talented artist!
Reagan is moving way to fast, you can’t know someone well enough to marry them in less than a year, trust me, been there done that! And her rushing to tell Jeff, it’s almost like she’s trying to make him jealous. It’s kind of hard for a man like Jeff to be jealous of that little dork, talk about downsizing!!! I don’t get it. Just cause they dated a million years ago, who he’s become as a adult isn’t the same as who he was then. Going backwards isn’t natural, go forward Reagan, alone..
So glad to c someone else say that about the Ann Klein jewelry: I laughed when I first saw it. What’s up with the man pins they r horrible 2. I thought originally Jeff had part of the business. Reagan made a big mistake.
I thought they were knock off Anne Klein as well. I forgot Reagan’s explanation of what they symbolized. But, wasn’t Jeff a partner or in the very least an investor in the business? Is it true her soul mate Reece has gambling debts?
Dead on analogy with the Ann Klein reference. A little more definition and detail is needed if she wants to compete with the likes of Mignon Faget. Great recap. I wonder how close Jeff and Reagan’s northshore home is to Reece’ s horse farm. I am sure she knew it was close. Why did Jeff say in the first season he hated the Perthshire but she wanted to move there. Now she is back in New Orleans? Just trying to . Put facts together.
Reece insulted her jewelry line and didn’t mention her law career… last season we watched Jeff save her trunk show (while Reagan got her make up done). One of these two men respects & cares for you, Reagan.
Two excellent points!
To be fair Reagan has no law career, she has a piece of paper saying she passed the bar. As for her Anne Klein ripoff collection, it’s a tiny popup in a mall tourists visit in flip-flops, no one in New Orleans is buying or wearing that hideous crap.
She married Reece because his parents are wealthy by NorthShore (country as fuck an hour and a half away from NOLA and across a 22 mile lake) standards, they own an over 600 acre horse farm I. Folsom – where they employ both sons. Somehow, Fakin Reagan managed to take the marital house from Jeff too. At least she moved Reece away from his Mommy.
Poor Jeff is broke and in court with creditors after Reagan spent him dry. Hopefully, Reece’s no-nonsense parents will make short work of the golddigger.
I read that now that the baby is here and the marriage is accomplished, Reagan is practicing Real estate law with her father in law. She is an opportunist, folks. She goes where her meal ticket is.
Did Reece say that they’ve been dating over a year and he’s been patient? Why do I get the feeling they were together before Reagan left Jeff. Reagan liked to talk about Jeff’s anger issues and blame them on his years in football. However, seems to me her now hubby has some anger issues of his own. Reagan used Jeff and I hope in the end he finds someone very nice.
Kelsey and Justin, will they ever tie the knot or is Tamika right on the money?
Jon is very nice guy and a good friend.
Yes!!! It was very telling when he was complaining about how he had waited for her through the separation, through the long divorce …. sumpthin’ ain’t clean in the buttermilk!
You’re not alone in that assessment. I believe it was last week Tamica pointed out the social media posts by viewers back during season one who questioned Reagan’s true reasons for the French quarter apartment. I also think it’s interesting timing that Reece suddenly wants her after she’s on a TV show.
I share your hope for Jeff. I like all of the men on this show.
As for Kelsey and Justin I think she’s going to serve him an ultimatum later in the season.
Jon is hot, sweet and unintentionally hilarious
Yes to this whole strong. The math does not work on the Reagan/Reece business. All of the men seem like good guys with the exception of Reece. That boy seems like damaged goods. Reagan went from a handsome, sweet Viking to a degenerate hobbit. What was she thinking??
degenerate hobbit…perfect!
Hmm … remember when sweetie Jeff was not allowed to go to Regans swank FQ apartment because she had to “study”
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Well, we saw the real douche bag Jeff peek is head over the rim of the box in that controlling seen with Reagan. Something tell me he is not all that and not banking in real dough. Red flag: Your future mother-in-law gave you the maternal grandmother’s engagement ring? He is supposed to be loaded, why didn’t he give her heirloom ring from his mother? I smell set up storyline and a cover up that she had been knocking boots with this guy for years and total rush marry because the baby is on the way.
Absolute best stinger shade of the night goes to Jeff. “If I wanted you back, I would have came for you:.” Ouch!
Best ass shot: Barry hands down.
Ooops! I meant to say douche bag Reese, not Jeff.
Lol, I was like “what show are you watching” ?. Love everyone minus R&R!
R & R are not home my favorite list. There is just something about Reese that screams “BEWARE”..Yep, they were knocking before for years. I read between the lines as he basically told Reagan his patience was wearing thin.
Reece seems like damaged goods. Something is definitely not right with that kid.
been too busy to watch this one. looking forward to seeing it after TT’s review and all these juicy comments!
barry’s backside sounds like icing on the cake.
can we clone all the guys (except reese/reece/recess*) from this show? <3
*sorry for the nickname, TT. i couldn't help myself! forgive meeeeeee!
Anyone else can’t stand Reece he’s so weird and needy. Reagan doesn’t care about Jeffs feelings. Reece and Reagan were definitely having an affair.
Next week looks way too good
I believe that Reece revealed to us that he smokes pot all day in the barn. Then we saw him with a cocktail in the barn prior to proposing. Plus he admitted to being a gambling addict. And Little Miss Reagan thinks that she has traded up ….. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Go Jeff!
Gambler, smoke pot, watch the horses getting it on, and pees in the corner of the stall, without washing his hands. Yeah, sound like a man with a mark of an “L” on his forehead. Jeff better enjoy is Get Out of Jail Free card.
Peeing in the stall was so stupid! I get it, I’m sure people do it all the time, but it was like he wanted it in the show.
Hey, watch this!
He’s like a 13 year old boy.
Yeah. He gives off a teenage vibe.
Rough as a corn con that one is (Reece). They deserve each other. Glad Jeff is free to move forward with his best life now that he is free of that chain and ball. Who tells their husband to “shut up!”??
Fat thumbs – rough as a corn cob!
I mean I don’t have one, but if I did I’m sure I would do it a lot. Perhaps that is why I don’t have one? 🙂
Tamica is a drama queen that wants us to believe Regan is her “Bestie”! Her “Bestie” moved into a house with a man and didn’t consult her in the process. Sounds like a work friend to me. Also, Reece is a privileged man-child with little ambition other than drinking cocktails.
Tamica is totally right about Kelsey and Justin, but she doesn’t have to be so mean about, but I am very entertained that she is while at the same time feeling sorry for Kelsey.
I just saw a photo of Reagan, new hubby and new baby on Twitter. Guess there were problems and baby didn’t just glide on out. Photo showed a couple of dismal new parents.
So sad to know. I hope the baby is doing better now.
I read on Instagram that she had post natal eclampsia and he was hospitalised for appendix before the birth but is waiting for the infection for surgery? Reagan has no prize and things won’t get easier with a baby & a lazy hubby.
Yeah, I read all of that IG But I really could not motivate myself to care enough to post about it. I did pull it all thought so here it is, the first is from Reece and I think the rest were from Reagan.
8 weeks ago, we were in the hospital scared we would have a premature baby. Reagan was already dilated and we had to prepare ourselves for a change of plans. Both girls toughed it out and momma made it like she said she would. Now we have a fully developed little girl who could make her big entrance any day now… and bae had time to pack her own hospital bag lol fake eyelashes are not priority. I was panic packing. What can I say ?
Less than 24 hours before I give birth — DID NOT think this guy would be in a hospital bed!! Perfect timing for a case of Appendicitis!!! NBD ? God has a sense of humor — UPDATE! Reece will be in hospital for at least a WEEK!!! But they are going to wheel him up for the delivery
She’s here, and she is perfect ? Reece Ellis Thomas, 6/12/19 12:19pm, 7 lbs 5 oz ? Life will never be the same.
Just two invalids & their precious baby! ? ?Not how I thought we’d spend your first Father’s Day ? We are grateful for you!! Reece is still waiting for his inflammation to go down so he can his surgery, but trooped to come take care of me & little girl today. I was enjoying what had been an easy delivery & recovery and was KNOCKED OUT by postpartum pre-eclampsia. We have had the hardest, but best week ever. It’s smooth sailing from here, Dad!! Love you both so much
Who made the comment about bae packing her bags and eyelashes, her or him?
That was him
Reagan is only being nice to Jeff so she can stay on the show and look good. I just don’t get this Reece douche. She even named her daughter Reece? Jeff really dodged a bullet. He has an MBA and has a good job at a healthcare company.
I call bullshit on that engagement ring being an heirloom, or for having been her grandmother’s! I rarely let reality stars get me upset but Reagan makes my blood boil. She is a thirsty, self-serving cunt.
One has to have a cover story for buying her own ring. Allegedly.
Reagan WISHES she had the money to buy anything. She is all hat and no cattle, no old New Orleans’s roots or family, no lineage, and no family money. She married a loser with rich parents to pay her child-support and buy her things.
I believe Reagan bought that ring for her “L”oser throwback beau.She is not fooling anyone. It was all staged and they still came across as a couple douche bags.
I was wondering about that engagement ring part, wondering why the family would have “held” out on that ring for Jeff and Reagan’s engagement. And you’re right, it does not look like an heirloom at all.
@Kat I was thinking the same thing. Why wouldn’t they give the ring to Jeff first. Unless they thought Jeff would give her a bigger one when he had money.
Jeff broke my heart during the coffee shop scene…but so glad that he told her if he wanted her, that he would have made an effort.
Reagan, ya got a class act there with taking a whiz IN the barn ON camera and never being without a drink and having a paunch.
In the 70s and 80s, my uncle’s had gorgeous stables with chandeliers and piped in classical music…they would have drop kicked us into next week if we had even THOUGHT about peeling in a stall.
Jeff – 1
Reagan – 0!!!
I want to go back in time to your uncle’s stables.
Their stables were amazing. They both raised crops, tobacco, peanuts, soybeans, etc. on their farms but the main business was the breeding training and showing of Tennessee Walkers and Quarter horses. My mom was lucky because when I went through my “horse phase” instead of buying a horse, her brothers were both wonderful enough to indulge me.
I look at my laptop screen way more than the show when recapping so I missed the whole pissing in the stall scene. I’m grateful for that.
It was gross TT. Be lucky you missed it. DB walked out the barn looking into the camera and picks up his cocktail with unwashed hands.
I missed it too because I was letting the dog out…..to pee?
I don’t see what everyone is worried about — Reagan and Reece are PERFECT for each other. Every sleazy cunt needs a douche. It doesn’t seem that outrageous to me that she is getting married so soon after her divorce, because I think she wanted Reece all along.
It was best that she told Jeff in private, before the others. But she isn’t that thoughtful, so it must have been for camera time. I could see the emotions on Jeff’s face — like maybe he never mattered. His “relief” remark was great.
I think Jeff and Tinsley should “coincidently” be on WWHL together. It worked for Jenny and Mark!
“Every sleazy cunt needs a douche.” I am chuckling and there may have been a snort too…(who am I kidding? There was a snort!) Deep (like minded) thoughts like yours just make me giggle.
It’s killing me to tear myself away from the food and scenery (Thor, etc) NOLA, but I haven’t watched an episode of this season…fingers crossed!
I am so glad Jeff is out of that marriage! Tinsley and Jeff might be a sweet match. I wonder who would out nice the other?
I’m for a Tinsley and Jeff Union. I think they would do well together. Jeff is so sweet and so is Tinsley. They deserve partners that will spoil them and love them.
If you aren’t watching because the women were so unsufferable, it isn’t focused solely on them this season. The bromance between Jon and Jeff is very sweet — and more camera time on them this time — and Reagan doesn’t seem as disputable now that she isn’t riding Jeff and is with her soul(less)mate. Tamica is horrible but better to hubby and daughter. Glad I made you laugh (snort)!
I have a mad crush on Jeff. Those beautiful blue eyes are stunning. She is such a fool.
She’s a piece of work. That’s for sure. Jeff seems like a good guy. I hope he finds someone worthy.
First, I must have missed why Tamica dislikes Kelsey so much. I think Tamica acts better this season then last when she was just a mean bully of a woman, but she’s so overt about it that it really looks bad on her. Grow up and learn how to be civil in polite society. Second, I’m trying to figure out if Bravo is intentionally trying to make Reese look worse than he is in real life or if he’s really that bad. Because YUK. Finally, I’m so glad Jeff is doing well. When I heard they divorced and she remarried I was afraid he would be pushed aside and maybe not be in the show as much. Wonderful that he’s front and center and being supported so much by the cast and fans!
Watching Jeff after Reagan told him she was engaged was painful. Jeff is the nicest guy–he was literally dying and she was sitting there with that gigantic smirk on her face. I wanted to smack it right off her.
This show has a lot of unlikeable women. Tamica is beautiful on the outside but her hateful personality makes her ugly. She wants to be the star so bad and have all the attention on her. She’s mad Reagan is stealing some limelight with her engagement/pregnancy storyline and she hates that people keep complimenting Kelsey on her weight loss. She’s an attention hog. SAD.
Reese is a gross frat boy douche bag. I would bet my home that they cheated throughout the marriage and that’s why she was so nasty to Jeff. I love Jeff and I hope he finds true love. I feel like Reagan used him to get back at Reese. I do not see their marriage lasting at all. I believe karma will come knocking on Reagan’s door.
For some reason I can’t stand Kelsey, something about her bugs me. I wish Jon would show more of his artwork again.
Tamica doesn’t TRY to – she DOES steal every scene she’s in. At first I didn’t like her, but who can resist the fact that she says what the audience is thinking – good, bad or indifferent. That said, a little of Tamica’s attitude can go a long way, don’t overdo it.
Tamica’s radar is locked on and fully engaged in Reagan & Reece’s BS, starting with the brand new “Grandma’s heirloom” ring.
Regan’s storyline of happening on to Reece (who lived around the corner from her and Jeff?) after all those years is laughable. Reece keeps slipping and telling the REAL history, and Reagan jumps out of her skin.
Anyone else want to bet that all the money that “Jeff’s mother” stole was actually going to fund Reece’s gambling debts? The “grandmother’s heirloom ring”? The jewelry inventory? Her new house & designer furnishings?
Jeff really needs to talk to his mother, hopefully Reagan didn’t permanently ruin that relationship.
Will be glad when we no longer have to look at the lion doorknockers…I have those on my vintage brass lamps and brass planters and chuckle every time I see someone wearing them on the show.