Tonight is the roughest night of the for recaps. A Southern Charm recap followed by RHONY recap right behind it is a lot. Also, I have deliberating if I needed to go to urgent care today. I opted against it mainly because I can’t explain what is wrong. I don’t think “I feel really weird” is a good enough starting place for them to know that to do. So instead, I shall do my best to get through this Southern Charm recap in repetitively quick fashion. It looks like RHONY is going to be doozey tonight so hopefully Southern Charm will be an easy one.
Oh I didn’t realize that the treehouses the girls are staying at were on Wadmalaw Island. There have to be alot of bugs and critters there. After the very tense dinner we saw last week, Danni and Kathryn sit by the campfire to talk things out over S’mores. Danni tries to explain that Kathryn is hurting her feelings. Kathryn doesn’t seem care. Kathryn is all about Kathryn. These two go home to Charleston in a tiff.
[Insert obligatory scene where Cameran whines about being a mom]
Boys Will Be Boys
Craig sleeps in late while his new assistant does all the work on his pillows.
Austen goes golfing with his dad. He admits to his dad that he sabotages his relationships. Austen’s parents have seen the video of his three way on social media.
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I’m not a big fan of Patricia’s. So when I get excited for her scenes, that says a lot about the rest of this show. Madison is Patricia’s latest protege. Apparently, she is going to counsel Madison on her relationship, or lack thereof, with Austen. She pretends like she doesn’t know what revenge sex is. I am tired of the Austen and Madison storyline.
Shep has drinks with Craig. The purpose of the bro-date is to trash Madison. Again. Because, this is the misogyny channel. They decide to take the misogyny on the road with a guys RV trip.
When It Rains It Pours
Chesea takes her golf cart to Naomie’s house but gets caught in a downpour. So they chat on the porch of Naomie’s house. Craig is having a “pillow party.” Naomie is not going because her boyfriend won’t let her. Austen is going to be there. Chelsea wants to confront him about the screenshots Madison sent her where he trash talked her. This is a timely topic as I was sent some screenshots of my own today. You just never know who is talking behind your back these days. Naomie apparently has a 12 year old vandal living in her neighborhood who likes to scream and egg her house.
I’m not sure we have ever met Danni’s mom before. But Danni and her mom go out for a glass of tea and some conversation. Danni’s mom wants her to freeze her eggs. Danni is about to turn 35.
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Kathryn goes to film a scene meet Craig at a fabric store. I am not knocking Haymaker for this promotion. They need all the money they can get. The profit margins for this show are very small. And I think it’s the only show they have. Anyway, Kathryn is pretty hysterical from the moment she arrives. She’s struggling to deal with Thomas’ arrest. And he is also being a dick about the custody case. It a lot to have going on all at once. She’s terrified she is going to have to explain to her kids why their father went to jail.
Pillow Talk
It’s time for Craig’s pillow party and he is napping in his room while his assistant and his roommate set up for it. And by napping, I mean passed out. He barely has time to shower and throw on some guyliner before his guests arrive. The guests are not feeling the guyliner. Production has been strongly hinting about some rumors about Craig in this episode. Will the do the same with Metul? Because Naomie has a type.
I hate seeing Shep in a UGA shirt. Can we get an alumni vote to ban him from wearing them? Shep, Cameran and Whitney start trashing Craig behind his back. Cameran doesn’t think he actually makes his pillows. Thankfully, Patricia shows up to break up this gossiping trio. Production makes it clear that Kathryn’s arrive is an hour and fifteen minutes late. Or, you know, the time that she had on her call sheet.
Butting Heads
Chelsea and Austen magically appear alone together on the patio. Chelsea confronts him about his disparaging comments about her. He blames it on being drunk and acts like it is no big deal. Sort of the same lack of ownership I got in my situation today. Eventually, he admits he is embarrassed (that he got caught) and manages to eek out a fairly decent apology. Chelsea forgives him with the stipulation that he stop trash talking her boyfriend.
The next confrontation on the schedule is Kathryn and Danni. Kathryn is pissed to see Chelsea and Danni having a private conversation. She kind of throws a fit without even knowing what is going on. Danni tries to talk to Kathryn but Kathryn is being a little bitch. Danni leaves pissed off. Kathryn is left with the misogynist asshole that is Shep. She too, has a type.
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Danni is outside crying. She left her keys in the house. Production plays a montage of what a great friend Danni is. Chelsea goes in to get Danni’s keys and tries to get Kathryn to talk to her. Kathryn refuses. Even Shep thinks Kathryn is acting like a child.
Next week: Cameran interviews nannies, Kathryn’s sleazeball politician comes to town (as if Charleston needed any more of those) and the guys head to Nashville in an RV for a guys trip.
I hope everything is okay, TT. If you feel like you need to go to Urgent care, maybe you should? Do you have any anti-anxiety meds? Sometimes I feel like I’m going to die and when I take a PRN anxiety med I feel back to normal. ❤️❤️❤️
I’m not liking Kathryn this season. She’s really being a jerk because Thomas is in hot water and can’t do anything. Danni has always been so good to Kathryn, what you doing girl?
Kathryn has always been a jerk, she’s just the less of two evils when it comes to Thomas.
Yes she has.
Go to a primary care physician, urgent cares are for specific things like a uti, sinus infection, etc.
You know your body TT and if you feel something is wrong, I hope you’ll go to urgent care now, even if you think the symptoms are vague, they may not be to a doc. Take good care
I hope u go to urgent care and feel better fast
So, has anyone else noticed when Madison came over to speak to her “mentor” she was carrying old Chanel bag but doing it to show off the bag for the camera. Then when the “mentor” showed up to a pillow party she had she same bag on her shoulder. This show has turned into a bad acting one and watching Kathryn gives me anxiety.
Just curious Does being sober mean you become self absorbed, entitled, perhaps narcissistic, empathy lacking asshole toward people that stood beside you? Saw similarities between Kathryn and Luann tonight..
Yep. In Lu’s case, I expect it. Kathryn seems naive at times, so her pointed indifference is always a shock. Remember when Kathryn met Jen for lunch and basically didn’t give a damn about the baby’s traumatic birth.
I thought about that lunch with Jennifer when Katheryn interrupted Danni at the fire pit too.
Sounds like you’ve run out of, become immune to or stopped taking an anti-anxiety med. See your doc and get some Xanax until the anti-anxiety meds kick in. It has happened to me….I hope you are better soon!
CBD oil works on me better than any mainstream med ever did. I sound like a shill but I just can’t believe it. Seems too good to be true, but it IS THAT GOOD.
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Killing my brain tumour, w cbdoil , my lung dr was shocked how great my numbers were or lung function, he was being rude AF to me, after 30yrs of being my dr, you would think it was a good thing. I guess he preferred toxic radiotherapy… lost 85lbs and wow my fatty livers cured… he said “your doing well” I said “the only thing different is I’ve been ingesting cbdoil’, not smoking it, people need to get educated. You need to get quality cbdoil, none of infused crap.. very sad he’s so closed minded..
What brand do you recommend? I’m new to CBD oil and would love something that’s effective for my probs. Thanks!
Glad to hear it’s working for you!! CBD oil is a miracle worker! I started using it for stress and it started helping me with aches. Highly recommend it for anxiety, too.
While I am thrilled that you are all loving your CBD oil, my worst fear when I started this site was it would be a bunch of old ladies talking about their aches and pains. I wanted it to be a bunch of old ladies talking about things that distract us from our aches and pains. I would make much more money if I let this site lapse into the former. But my mental health would be be so much better if we could JUST NOT MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THAT.
Furthermore, we all can’t just run to Kroger and by CBD oil like the rest of you. I have an ecliptic niece whose life was ruined by the DPT shot when she was two who could really benefit and we have been unable to get it for her yet.
So CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT STUPID TV SHOWS and not medical issues? THANKS!
You are so right, TT! You’ve been clear about that. So sorry!
I don’t always watch the stupid TV shows, but I still enjoy getting my email notification that a new post is up. So, back to the topic of your post… I’m not digging Kat’s behavior. I get that she’s been through a lot and she’s very likely just defensive and distrusting of everyone, but the one person that was a constant in support of her seems messed up.
Sorry just delete my comment
I am hysterical at how many times bravo has replayed the threesome video. It’s amazing. It’s like a min of 2x every single episode.
I DID NOT read the recap. Sorry get better!!!!
Please go to the doctor. Even when I disagree with you I appreciate your take on EVERYTHING. Feel better.
Urgent care dear. You must take care of yourself . Great recaps this evening but knowing you feel unwell is not a good feeling. It may be the heat , stress or just life in general but please don’t neglect yourself or your health. Wish I was there. If only to babysit Banjo. Keep us posted.
Did Craig have two fingernails painted. They looked black. Maybe that along with the eyeliner is a new look- preppy goth chic
Craig mentioned he painted one fingernail blue as a tribute to honor those who have suffered from sexual abuse, violence & trauma. Craig is the most loving person on Bravo. Sweet man , worthy of respect. I really admire Craig.
Oh I like that especially given what TRav is accused of doing.
He is but he’s also lazy af and that is annoying.
I don’t know his issue, but sometimes smart people have some real issues. I do. He seems nice. Please give him Gizmo.
I think Craig is a sweetheart. I also think he has ADD, and that’s why he has trouble staying on point. He’s a kind, genuine soul who marches to his own drummer, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Even though he finally passed the bar, I can’t see him working for a law firm, or for himself, in a situation where his job duties are dictated to him, either by the needs of his clients or by a superior. If he’s looking for a partnership, he needs to find someone who’s comfortable with his changing needs, and who loves him for who he is. I don’t think he’ll ever be able to conform to the expectations of others. He’ll choose a path, and the direction may change now and then, but he’ll end up going exactly where he’s supposed to go.
Beautifully put!
The tribe has spoken…..Take care T and cuddle up with Banjo!! ?
Listen to your body. I learned timing can really be everything as far as seeking medical attention.
I am sorry you are not feeling well. If it’s nerves, please take a xanax or something to relax you. Don’t try and fight it on your own. The meds will help you while you work on yourself to resolve what it is that’s bothering you. Be good to yourself. Eat one of those ham and cheese sandwiches. Call a friend. Talk to us. Do whatever you want! We all love you here. Even the people in the WLS.
All I have to say about SC is that I loved that blue toaster/coffee maker that was in Cameron’s room when they were on the vacation. I thought it was cute.
I thought it was cute too, loved that Cameron got so frustrated with the old coffee mill!!
PS the white linen looked so inviting,
Yes! It was all so cozy. Too bad they didn’t seem to enjoy being there. I bet production stepped in to grind the coffee.. one minute she’s grinding, the next minute, the coffee is made.
Okay. I need some help understanding this. Why in the world would Katherine get together with Whitney and then blab about it to the others? Is that supposed to be some kind of story line? Otherwise, I just don’t get it. Unless she is some kind of nympho? I actually wish she WOULD hook up for real with Whitney. I’ve grown to really like him.
Well, it’s a sad commentary on the show when all I can remark on is how Kathryn looks like an aging dowager. The other women dress their age and have natural makeup. Kathryn is overdressed and over made up. Tone it down, girl. You’re the youngest on the show, so take advantage of it.
Craig is a handsome, metrosexual, slacker. I went to the Dr this week and had to fill out a new info sheet. There are now 6 options for gender, including “choose not to respond.” It’s a different world.
And what’s with Kathryn’s side part? I have never seen a part so far to the side. Is she going bald and need a comb over?
Her hair is terrible.
She has the worst hair. Why does she feel the need to look so drastic all the time. Stark red hair, a come over, old lady clothes, etc. She has the worst style out of all of them.
Naomie is only one day older than Kathryn.
And she is a cunt looking for a bisexual or gay man to support her. Looks like she found her job as a beard.
Gosh I love TT lol
Hope you feel better TT!
On Madison showing the screen shots to Chelsea… How the F are these idiots framing the “betrayal” as Madison showing Chelsea… what about Austin writing mean things about their friend? I realize it is misogyny central but come on! Heads so far up asses.
Kathryn really does appear to be all about Kathryn. I also noticed it a few episodes back when she met Naomi for lunch and didn’t ask Naomi a single question. Poor Dany, she doesn’t deserve it! Also, I loved Dany’s lunch with her mom and seeing a bit of her art.
Kathryn has been through some shit…we all agree. But she is not nor ever will be a girl’s girl. She is all about men. That’s fine. You are who you are but I feel bad for Danni who is a sweetheart and who has tried to protect and be a good friend to Kathryn.
I loved, loved, loved Southern Charm – until this season. This far, the show is a huge disappointment. It is flat out boring with very obvious storylines and acting. The producers need to cast and focus on the men’s, that is what made this show different. And as much as I hate to day it, this show is nothing without a villain like Ravenel.
The problem with the show is the men. They all need to go except Craig. They serve absolutely no purpose. The story is Kathryn and group of “friends.”
I noticed Shep looked like ?, why do men just not care, we woman dressed to the nines, look great.. Other than Patrice no one dresses up? Token end of season party, I’m sure will be pretty..
Thank you TT, I’m hear if you need an old ??, cuddles to sweet Banjo
The guys are so extremely immature!
The show was so good …..and now it is sooooooo BAD. Not “bad” in a good way…but BAD as in Boring! Every good story needs an antagonist and a protagonist. Not to be found thus far in Season 6 for SC. If not just meh….plodding, but mainly annoying. Kathryn ….unfocused, morose. With a pair of boobs that come into a room ahead of the rest of her. Camryn….get over it already! Nothing in common with the other Charmers….whining about brain death from being with her child. LOL…..don’t recall her being intellectual. Before pregnancy, just angsting about should she, or shouldn’t she. Then just groaning, moaning, of everything involved in pregnancy. No real storyline of anyone. Women being women. So “ helpful “… and loving to chatter about friends difficulties. Boys…just that. Peter Pan syndrome. Austen….a slug….ugh! At least Shep has always been Shep. Honest about what he is. Maybe more fun to watch Michael make those tasty-looking drinks…..that Bourbon Sour ?????
oh, dear. i wish i’d read this recap before the rhony recap.
i hope you went to urgent care or are feeling much better, TT. i agree with everyone who has already posted who have said that you know your own body so listen to it please.
please take care of yourself.
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you need a good old fashioned vacation, TT! : ) We might be going to Lake Oconee again this summer. That’s a great place to get away and pretend like you have a lot more money than you do, lol (surrounded by the mansions there). And, I am always on a mission to find the head of the old guy that was murdered there a few years ago and his head has never been found…If we go, we can make room for you to join us. Let me know! And ditto re the anxiety meds and maybe you need a trip to the urgent care to get some interim meds until you can figure things out. Could be hormonal, also. I am doing the butt pellet bioidentical hormones, which make up deficiencies that naturally occur at a certain age..ahem..and they are helping, plus my gyno is making a ton of money on the supplements he sells along with the butt pellets. But, the hormonal replacement therapy has really helped me. And, I was feeling bad in a way that couldn’t be explained as well.
Wow..dark. I remember that case. It was horrible.
I never understood the Kathryn worship, and i like her – but for what she is, the centerpiece. She’s a mean girl, and just looking at her she maybe always has been. Slam book, bitches.
Lets summarize what Craig needs to do to make his pillow business successful:
1. Wake up and wipe off your eyeliner.
2. Take your ADDERALL.
3. Take another ADDERALL.
4. Work a normal day from 8:00 AM until 5:00 PM.
5. Take another ADDERALL.
6. Stay home.
7. Go to bed at 11:00 PM.
8. Wake up and try again.
You must think Adderall is magic. Tamara, I sure hope you start feeling better. It’s troublesome when you can’t put your finger on it as to your symptoms. Hang in there and follow your instincts.
I think Kathryn is just extremely socially awkward. There’s no dynamic between the gals, so the show really feels forced and scripted. The ads are ad nauseam. This is a tough season to stick with b/c I feel like I’m being played a real fool after each episode while they are all making the cash!
I don’t understand why Kathryn got so upset of the thought of Thomas serving time. They have a strange relationship. Maybe it’s just a fake story line. Like, her sleeping with Whitney I believe is a lie.
How would you tell your children their father is a in prison for sexual assault?
Exactly. I don’t have kids. But if you do, Laila explain to me what you would do if you had two young kids who were about to find out the very tiny tip of the iceberg of their father being a sexual predator?
I watched this episode with my mom and she kept asking why is Kathryn so upset all the time. After I explained everything my mom said “that is crazy, how can one man get away with all that and be on a reality TV show?”
The sites not letting me reply.. Kipper and Tamara,
As a mom, I would do everything in my power to keep this man out of our lives for good! He will continue to create turmoil and chaos. Kathryn and the children will never have any peace with this maniac around. I wouldn’t be crying – sorry, not sorry. I would be glad and hope he goes to prison for a long time. This man is pure evil, unfortunately he has the money and power to keep Kathryn down and play mind games with her head. It’s not good for the her and the kids. This is a lose, lose situation.
As for the sexual assault, I wouldn’t tell toddlers anything, but unfortunately these kids will know everything about their dad when they grow up. So, whether he goes to jail or not, the kids will know. So to answer your question, I would tell my children when they are old enough to know or just plain google. I would make sure I tell them before someone else does.
“This is a lose, lose situation.” I think we are all saying this in different ways. And that is indeed while Kathryn was crying.
I agree. No matter how you look at it, it’s just bad all around.
It is. I hate him. And I don’t use the word hate often. It’s sad how one person can ruin so many lives.
I can’t see Whitney without cracking up about him leaving his glasses on. Especially in the voice Kathryn used.
I don’t know why Katherine feels the need to talk about everyone in the group that she slept with. What’s the reasoning behind it? Is she trying to make herself seem super desirable? Also, how awful for Whitney when she jokes about him leaving his glasses on during sex, and says he was surprisingly okay. I thought that was uncalled for, just as it would have been if one of the guys had talked that way about her. Everyone was so supportive of her last year, but if she keeps on like she’s acting this year, I think people turn against her again. She’s not coming off well.
As for Cameran, she gets on every last one of my nerves. Why is she considered a key player on the show? She doesn’t really have a storyline except for not wanting a baby, being scared that she’ll regret it if she doesn’t have a baby, having the baby and complaining about the baby. Good God, woman! You have a husband who’s raking in the bucks, a gorgeous home, a job on the side, and plenty of money to do what you want when you want. There are thousands and thousands of young women out there who are raising children, without any of the resources you have. I understand that not everybody is happy staying home taking care of a baby all day, and that’s fine, but you’ve always had the money for a nanny, or at least for part-time help while you’re in the house. Put up 50 nanny cams if you have to, wire the whole house for sound, do whatever you need to do to feel comfortable, but quit that eternal bitching. If you’d rather be working, then f****** go out and work. You have a gorgeous little girl, and even call her play area a cage, which shows where your mind is. Your lay her down on a pillow and shove the baby bottle impatiently at her. You obsess constantly about everything that could go wrong. Please, please get her a nanny who can provide a more emotionally stable environment for her, or she’s going to grow up to be the same kind of neurotic bitch that you are.
Actually, I’d like to see Cameran gone completely and view a lot more of Chelsea. She’s a much calmer, more likeable person, and the advice she gives is spot-on.
Dang! Chill out on Cameron AS a mother. Griping about her indecisiveness and whining is one thing but if you don’t think that’s one loved, wonderfully cared for baby then you are wrong. You just made her sound like a bad mother just because you see her on tv with it as a story line. I just don’t get the EXTREMES with comments like yours. Keep some perspective. I think sweet little Palmer (and the neighbors dog Elvis) are blessed and I’m sure Cameron feels the same. Bless you, put out some good vibes.
COuldnt agree more! When she was trying to shove that bottle in that baby’s mouth I was pissed. She’s a terrible mother. A nanny would benefit that child because Cameron doesn’t know what she’s doing
I am on Katherine’s side in this situation. She has a lot of really stressful events going on right now. It really is no one’s business how she is spending her money and her time. I think the girls are being petty about their “concerns” about Katerine. Leave her alone and just be a friend.
I really like Danni, and I think she has been a great friend to Katherine over the years, but I didn’t think she and Naomie handled the situation well. I think Katherine was ultimately upset that Danni confronted her on camera and that’s why she felt betrayed. Katherine, to be fair, doesn’t have a tendency of airing people’s dirty laundry on camera unless they come for her first. I think Danni is a very good person, and while I understand her frustration and concerns, I think she made a mistake this time with her approach. I think they will mend it.