I am way, way, way too drunk to do this Southern Charm NOLA recap. I have it all set up, but I’m not sure I can. Let’s see how it goes. Two recaps back to back is a lot. But Reece and Jeff are going to meet. let’s focus on that and not 24 mile bridge that gives me anxiety.
Tamica’s daughter is gorgeous.
Reagan’s boyfriend is always in the shower. I am not impressed. For more Reagan news click here. I do not believe Reagan’s story. Click the link. We are all set up to hate him. It’s working.
Barry is hot. AS FUCK. The guys are all team Jeff. #metoo
Reece Is A Douche
That is all. No wait. Reagan is a golddigging douchebag. I’ve already spoiled this. She got knocked up and had a shotgun wedding. Reece is a crossdresser,
This whole glam squad thing is the opposite for REAL HOUSEWIVES. You do this for your wedding. Not day to day.I am soooo glad Reece is a douchebag, Reagan deserves some karma. He’s a piece of shit.
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MMM Jon. MMMMMMM Barry. There ares some fine men on this show!
I am a lonely as fuck elderly woman an I would not fuck Reece if he and I were the last persons on earth on an island. He is sooooooooooooooo gross as we used to say in the 80s. I know gay men who are much more macho. (waits for gaybashing comments below, PS SHUT UP).
Everyone Hates Reece
And the cumsucking whore he rode in on. Um, sorry I curse a lot when drunk. I lived under a morality clause for far too long. It’s a southern thing, google it. I work for myself now. Tamica is like, “Is this a white thing?” Who does this? Reagan married down. She deserves this. Someone set me up with Jeff.
Reagan tries to open a store selling her Anne Klein knockoffs. LVP fans everywhere rush to buy them. OMG So many hot black men so little time! I am going to avoid the sad shit I see coming.
Did I mention that Reece is a douchebag?
Tamica says, ” I need and award for just being good” I need award for recapping this shit ! And leave Justin’s girlfriend ALONE. Can we get through ONE DAMN EPISODE where we don’t bash Kelsey or whatever her name is?
Next week, everyone knows the dumbfucks are pregnant and getting married. When I gave y’all the exclusive here (and some dumbfuck threatened to sue me). I envisioned… I mean someone whose ass ‘d like to see on my TV. Not this. Thoughts?
Reagan’s boyfriend gave me an immediate Brooks-esq vibe. He just seems thirsty. Ick.
The shower shot of Reece. Gave new meaning to white moon faces. hope that is the last time we’re subjected to that.
I wish Brooks upon all Bravo reality stars who cajole misbehave or threaten to sue T.T !
Reece is a Goober. They were made for each other.
Jeff is the luckiest man in the world.
Jeff-Freeeeeee!
Lol
Reece reminds me of Stassi’s ex boyfriend, Patrick. He has that dickish feel to him but with a goober vibe. They do not look like they mesh well together. Sorry,I referenced another Bravo show, hope it’s ok.
Reece is awful at interviews. I had to rewind several times to listen for a 2nd time to make sure he said what he said. At least the horses are getting high on weed when they are having sex. Did you hear him say all he does at work is smoke weed and get horses to mate?
Yup, definitely stoner, frat boy douchebag. With an admitted gambling addiction. Lolol. Maybe Bravo keeps showing his ass because that is what he is. He is exactly what that feckless cunt deserves.
I love this comment, “Bravo keeps showing his ass because that is what he is”.
First, I wish someone would tell the directors that if there is anyone on that show that should get a gratuitous naked butt shot…it is NOT Reese…I totally threw up in my mouth a little at that shot and that was BEFORE I heard him talk.
Seriously, what guy do you know who fans out over their girl’s ex-boyfriend? Every time he opened his mouth all I could think was underachieving frat boy/douche…granted I am team Jeff but if Reese is not from an insanely rich family…I am not understanding that relationship at all.
And did anyone else think it was weird that if you’re going to open up a shop and you’re pregnant by your new dude…you’d still be using your ex-husband’s last name as the shop name? Reagan Charleston??? Really??? Honey…y’all didn’t have any kids together…if you’re done…be done…stop trying to capitalize when it works for you….shoot you already got his house.
A few months ago i remember when TT posted a sneak reveal about Reagan marrying this guy, there might have been a shot of their wedding reception. I was very curious why Reagan would leave a hometown Saint, who is adored locally, for some stable manager. I tried to look the guy up, and there were lots of shots of him and Reagan with beautiful horses, at his stables on the north shore. I pictured that he was some wealthy thoroughbred trainer,, very classy, who somehow wooed Reagan away from Jeff.
it was very disappointing to finally see this guy, and hear the story of their meeting. Apparently from what was discussed on the show last night, he was dating Reagan, but told her he just could not commit, even though Reagan held his head while he was sick to his stomach. So he blew Reagan off, and the next day she went and got engaged to Jeff. I don’t understand what she sees in this guy, maybe they were high school sweethearts or something. Apparently, it is his mommy that owns the horse stable, so that is why he can smoke weed all day. What a dreamy catch for Reagan!
I read the People Magazine article. They dated in College and he was the clown and wouldn’t commit. She was still calling him while dating Jeff and hoping. Jeff was always the back up back up plan with money.
Reece is like a weirder and less charming version of Shep.
i am not sure if they do this but i feel like this edit annihilating reece is production’s way of punishing reagan for hiding so much from them last season
I have never posted here before but this show seemingly doesn’t get discussed other sites. I read the People Magazine article where Reagan gushes over Reece. The same story of we dated, we broke up, I married Jeff, and now we are back. In other words Jeff was the back up plan with money.
Someone set me up with Jeff.
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here, here. i agree. except, set him up … with me. lol. also, someone needs to get him a housekeeper. did you all see the various shots of the house (and its lack of care in certain areas) while he was getting ready for awkward-gate?
overall, i love the friendship between these folks, especially (mainly) the guys. the women though. i think we’re going to have a problem with tamica and kelsey. again. or tamica and reagan. again. or tamica and her daughter. again. or tamica and (insert any female character on the show). again. lol.
we shall see. love this show.
Brooke’s, whoops I meant to type Reece) naked scene in the shower was like watching two deflated white balloons soaked and wet. It was like being promised a penthouse with an absolutely gorgeous view of Manhattan, but take a peek and all you see is flat land with rotted trees and dead grass. ?
Reagan is the typical chicken head gold digger athletes are suckered into a relationship just for the money and the perks that come with it. Usually, the skank get pregnant and run off with a huge settlement and a fat child support check. Not Reagan, she is about as dumb as wet box of cotton and her “boy next door” weasel is even dumber. Jeff divorcing Reagan was equivalent to a get out of jail free card. R & R are not fooling anyone, they have been knocking boots for a long, long, time.
Love the responses. TT your recap is funny. SMH Reagan is the one with ECT or whatever it’s called. If there weren’t proof of her marrying & being pregnant by Reece, I’d say this was one of those reality show stunts.
Who believes that Reagan and Tamica were EVER Best Friends? I say just social friends acquaintances…
Barry and Justin are sssnnnaaaaccckkksss! Wow I love bald man… I thought Justin was cute last year but he is really fine since he lost weight….Barry’s always be fine af.
There is plenty of eye candy on Southern Charm New Orlean. Jon? Wowza!?????
Jon has great body and handsome face…..but not my type… I don’t like the players.
I hear you but back in the day I’d have been pretty fan girlish around him and his artistic endeavors for certain! Might could happen now if the universe were to align properly to my advantage…
He seems only surface and not much depth. Waaaay tooooo
into himself and conceited.
“Barry has always been”
Jeff’s cute too!
There has got to be a gorgeous, successful, moneyed woman that would love to date Jeff! Where is she?!!!!
Agree – Jeff needs to end his contract with Bravo and cut a deal with ABC to be the next Bachelor. This guy deserves some happiness. How can we make this happen?
Reece…why did we have to see your butt? Yours is the last butt I wanna see. I would rather see any other cast member’s booty from SCNO. Didn’t we get to see Barry’s booty last season? More of that, less of Reece’s unfortunate Hank Hill lack o’ booty. I just don’t know what to think about him. It’s a creepy, uncomfortable vibe. It seems like production purposely wanted to highlight his affinity for wearing his mother’s makeup and clothes? Am I off the target on that one?…and the way he talked about what he was attracted to about Reagan…just a creepy dude.
Love this!
If Thomas and Shep had a baby, it would be Reece…just without the huge trust funds.
Does Reagan have some deep dark secrets on every cast member that she holds over their heads so they will all wear her crappy Anne Klein meets My Sister Wives Closet jewelry?
LOL! Everything you said is so true!
I just spit my tea on my iPad. Reece reminds me of the not-cute hungover Shep. But you are right to add in the sleaze of Thomas. I wonder if he gets a boner watching the horses mating. Makes Reagan squeal like a mare… They can go as a horse on Halloween. She can go as the head and he can go as himself.
TT, you have the best recaps and inside info.
Reagan got what she wanted from Jeff and left. She and Reece seem made for each other.
Good for Jeff.
I’m happy that Jeff has the support of the guys.
Tamica is mean-girling Kelsey but Kelsey is trying too hard for acceptance/attention. But it is a reality show so I guess that’s to be expected.
The guys are so handsome, I can watch the show on mute and still enjoy.
Love the recap and the show!
Can’t get enough of the men on this show. Well, have to take that back now that Reece has arrived. I don’t ever need to see his butt again,
Tamica can be a lot but she was correct about Gian last season,Kelsey is trying too hard and Reagan is full of crap.
Jeff’s interviews about Reece and Justin were hilarious. I really feel for Jeff because he’s going to do the math and explode and it’s not going to be pretty. I’m happy to see everyone in his corner, he’s going to need the support
I don’t understand how Jeff is allowing Reagan to profit from his last name.
I doubt there is anything he can do. My husband’s ex got a divorce from #2 and is apparently gone back to using our last name rather than her last ex’s or her maiden name. If anyone knows if that can be stopped, I’d love to hear about it!
Respectfully interested in why you care if the ex has the same last name? Genuinely curious, because I wouldn’t care.
I don’t know if they would have chemistry, but Tinsley and Jeff could soothe their hearts together on some level. He’s much cuter than Scott.
Tamika is really a mean girl for what seems to me, no reason. What did Kelsey ever do to her other than be Justin’s 598th girlfriend?
It’s nice that Jeff’s friends are looking out for him, especially touching the way Justin is invested in his well being. Sometimes people break up and actually CAN be friends without bitterness. I do believe this is possible for Reagan and Jeff. Clearly Tamika disagrees and the whole cast is looking for all kinds of signs that there’s more to their breakup than there may be.
I too find Reece WAY TOO MUCH. He’s an idiot. When he was describing Raegan in his solo interview he came off like a chump. She’s too good for him and I’m certain she will learn that soon. That’s the guy she keep holding out hope for? Really? You looked for HIM in crowds? Why?
How incredibly hilarious would it be if Jeff’s family (or whoever stole his money) suddenly gave it back and said they were just trying to save him from Reagan.
I don’t understand how Tamica’s marriage works at all. He is always looking at her like we do (like she’s a horrible bitch )and is always telling her she is a jerk. And they don’t even have sex?
Does anyone think some of the scenes were shot out of sequence? In the first episode it looked like Regan was trying to disguise pregnancy weight. But in this episode she looked like her skinny self in the French toast making scene.
Jeff really needed that make-over. He looks fabulous now.
Taaa-Micaaaa, You IS Messy honey…
Reece reminds me of a discount generic brand Seth Rogen. Especially with the pot smoking. Except Seth Rogen can be quite witty and endearing. And Reece is just frat boy dumb. He has the emotional maturity of a preteen boy. What a tool.
I agree, what an empty vessel. I can see maybe finding that endearing when you’re 18 but now? She’ll live to regret this.
Tamara! If she’s a gold digger, does Reese have money then?? Why would she lock down a poor guy?
i watched this AFTER reading your recap, TT. from now on i’ll just read your recap and mute the sound while watching. i’ll just wait for the NOLA scenery to sweep across the tv screen…lol
is reese/reece/reace or however you spell it really that much of a loser douchebag or are they editing him to be that? everything reagan CHARLESTON says about him seems to make it sound like he’s an idiotic sleezebag piece of shit. everything he says about himself or about reagan CHARLESTON makes him seem like an idiotic sleezebag piece of shit.
and did i really hear reese say that reagan CHARLESTON met up with reece the night before her engagement to jeff was announced to give reese one more chance and he got pukey drunk and she still wanted to bang him? but reece couldn’t get his shit together because there was more ass out there to have so she married a Saint? c’mon! she never stopped seeing that guy. and reese is so revolting…did he think of Jeff every time he and reagan were in flagrante delicto?
i’m repulsed by the whole story line and i’ve seen a lot of fucking repulsive shit in my lifetime.
the only good thing is that Jeff is hotter than ever AND away from reece and the leach that is reagan CHARLESTON. Jeff needs to get his hot ass outta covington, come back across the pontchartrain, and homestead somewhere in NOLA where he can be revered for the Saint that he is. #whodatforever
tamika. ugh. i can’t. she bugs the crap out of me. i cannot imagine that her behavior on this show is helping her in any way with the citizenry of NOLA.
i like kelsey. she’s the only female on the show i do like other than tamika’s daughter who is so cool. if tamika is going to constantly bash kelsey then the show needs to allow kelsey to hit back and hit back every time. i might un-mute the tv if that happens…
I don’t think his parents could steal his NFL pension?! Surely there’s more to that story. You know she didn’t walk away from that divorce empty handed either. ?
How were she and Reese college sweethearts when she was (I just binged season 1) telling Tamica “I’ve been with Jeff since undergrad”. I never “did college”. (Like Jeff had his years in an apt, I want an apt. ?
Must have been part of college??
I think I had a stupid look on my face every time Reece was on screen. Seriously? Jeff couldn’t go to apartment while she “studied” aka cheated on Jeff with Reece?
He looks like the actor that played Screech on Saved by the bell. That guy sucks, too.
They both deserve each, I can’t stand when they are on the screen. He is so awkward. I hope they are too busy with the baby to stay on the show
Omg. This was funny as fuck I love TT all letting it out….. this was really funny…cum sucking whore he rode in on. Dead.
He honestly looks awful like not even a full adult and seems like such a loser. It’s JD in his younger years perhaps? I get that vibe anyway….ewww karma Reagan I gotta believe in it.
The only logical reasoning for dumping Jeff and getting with Reece must be that his parents are loaded. If his mother owns that horse farm and per the People magazine article she plans on working at her father in laws’ law firm….they must be loaded and she is assuming Reece will inherit this money and they will be taken care of. Either way, it is pretty obvious that she has been cheating on Jeff all along. It’s 100% evident that she will regret the day she left her husband for this douche. He is the scum of the earth…I love Regan because she is stacked with a fat a*& and that is the only reason why I like her…that may sound shallow but it’s true…smdh