I am way, way, way too drunk to do this Southern Charm NOLA recap. I have it all set up, but I’m not sure I can. Let’s see how it goes. Two recaps back to back is a lot. But Reece and Jeff are going to meet. let’s focus on that and not 24 mile bridge that gives me anxiety.
Tamica’s daughter is gorgeous.
Reagan’s boyfriend is always in the shower. I am not impressed. For more Reagan news click here. I do not believe Reagan’s story. Click the link. We are all set up to hate him. It’s working.
Barry is hot. AS FUCK. The guys are all team Jeff. #metoo
Reece Is A Douche
That is all. No wait. Reagan is a golddigging douchebag. I’ve already spoiled this. She got knocked up and had a shotgun wedding. Reece is a crossdresser,
This whole glam squad thing is the opposite for REAL HOUSEWIVES. You do this for your wedding. Not day to day.I am soooo glad Reece is a douchebag, Reagan deserves some karma. He’s a piece of shit.
MMM Jon. MMMMMMM Barry. There ares some fine men on this show!
I am a lonely as fuck elderly woman an I would not fuck Reece if he and I were the last persons on earth on an island. He is sooooooooooooooo gross as we used to say in the 80s. I know gay men who are much more macho. (waits for gaybashing comments below, PS SHUT UP).
Everyone Hates Reece
And the cumsucking whore he rode in on. Um, sorry I curse a lot when drunk. I lived under a morality clause for far too long. It’s a southern thing, google it. I work for myself now. Tamica is like, “Is this a white thing?” Who does this? Reagan married down. She deserves this. Someone set me up with Jeff.
Reagan tries to open a store selling her Anne Klein knockoffs. LVP fans everywhere rush to buy them. OMG So many hot black men so little time! I am going to avoid the sad shit I see coming.
Did I mention that Reece is a douchebag?
Tamica says, ” I need and award for just being good” I need award for recapping this shit ! And leave Justin’s girlfriend ALONE. Can we get through ONE DAMN EPISODE where we don’t bash Kelsey or whatever her name is?
Next week, everyone knows the dumbfucks are pregnant and getting married. When I gave y’all the exclusive here (and some dumbfuck threatened to sue me). I envisioned… I mean someone whose ass ‘d like to see on my TV. Not this. Thoughts?