Y’all! On a regular Tuesday, Jenelle Evans being a bitch to her mother outside a courthouse would be my lead story. That happened yesterday and I am still trying to get to it because there is SO VERY MUCH HAPPENING at Tamara Tattles Headquarters, AKA, the ghetto.
I’m going to try to make this brief and do it mainly from memory since we are not allowed in the courtroom. Today, David and Jenelle showed up to meet with the judge on how to get their kids back. Or at least the ones they want back. Which apparently doesn’t include Maryssa who didn’t show up because she is old enough to be afraid of David. So last week David was ALLEGEDLY done with her. And Jenelle Evans finally realizes that she will not see Jace again. So. that leaves Kaiser and Ensley in danger.
Who Breaks Their Visitation Rights Right After Court?
All that was supposed to happen today was for the judge to tell them what they need to do to be reunited with the remain two offspring. So. Kaiser and Ensley were there in case the judge agreed to a supervised visitation or something. And the poor beleaguered Barbara had to miss Jace’s awards ceremony to cart the latest spawn to the courthouse. This left Jace with no parent at his ceremony. As a teacher, I can tell you this is VERY upsetting to the child.
So the lawyer said whatever. Stop all the pills? Get rid of all the weapons and Ammo? Stop bashing holes in the the wall? Try to act like humans? Stop shooting the family pets? Get rid of any you haven’t killed yet? I’m just guessing because it was not an open court case.
Then, after we see Jenelle Evans and David Eason leave. Then, we see see Jenelle Evans return to the parking lot as Barbara is desperately trying to get to Jace’s school to pick him up. But for some reason Jenelle Eason is back to pick a fight. She must be supervised by a court appointed person to be with her kid. What is Barbara supposed to do. Have her arrested?
So they have a verbal altercation. Jenelle Eason, who had already left, returns and scoops up Ensley. Barbara tells her this is not her visiting time it should be supervised. Barbara mumbles something about her bitch of a daughter. Jenelle says she is just giving her daughter a hug. Barbara tells the cameraman that this is all for the cameras.
Then Neglects Their Kid In The Parking Lot?
For reasons totally unclear to me, Ensley was not in her stroller. Barbara is quickly trying to get to the car. Jenelle Evans doesn’t carry her baby to the car but sort of drags her causing her to lose her her shoe. Ensley and a camera man have to point out her kid’s foot is on hot asphalt.
Then Jenelle Evans starts saying that her brother, or as she calls him to Barbara, “your son” is posting nekkid photos of Ensley on Instagram. None of that is true. She also says that CPS is not taking her calls. Um because you have lost all your kids. FOR A MOTHERFUCKINGREASON.
Barbara tries to explain that she has to you know FEED ENSLEY and she has only thirty minutes to get to Jace. You know the other kid she didn’t plan on raising during her retirement years.
This is Definitely Not A Way A Mother Should Treat A Daughter
Jenelle also seemed pissed that she didn’t get to see Kaiser. There was no supervised visitation despite Barbara and Nathan having to show up. Jenelle went off about Nathan possibly not having a car? You know what else Nathan doesn’t have? An arsenal of guns and ammo. And a psychopath living in his house.
Barbara was bitching about having to hire YET ANOTHER ATTORNEY. Because she has custody of Jace and has to fight for that again. Ensley is going to need a really good godparent. Someone is going to have to help Babs raise this baby girl. Because she needs someone in her life that might need to exceed Barb’s lifespan.
It was all a hot mess. Then Jenelle ran to sell the story to Us Weekly. “I do feel like my relationship with my mom is destroyed at this point. This isn’t a way a mother should be treating her daughter. She fights so hard for my sister and my brother when they are the ones with major issues, not me.” Sounds like something Ensley or Jace might say.
It’s been a loooong day y’all. Is Mercury in retrograde?