BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Well, this is the final Summer House recap of the season! Are you prepared for this to be over? I am not. What a fun yet frustrating ride this has been! We’ve laughed, we cried, we’ve stared in disbelief at our tv’s…it has been a hell of a ride. We open with Carl Radke helping Lindsay Hubbard move into her office space. Her personal life may be non existent, but her career is red hot. Carl tells Lindsay that he really likes the wedding date girl, Kirsten. He says he wants her to be his girlfriend. Lindsay thinks he’s desperate to be in a relationship. I agree with her. This should end super well.
Father May I?
When last we left Kyle, he was a sobbing hot mess. He had every intention of proposing to Amanda Batula, until Stassi Schroeder attempted to talk sense into him. Well that lasted all of two seconds. He is going to propose to Amanda come hell or high water. He and Amanda host an event to gain investors for Loverboy. Amanda’s parents are there. Kyle and Amanda’s dad, Frank, are left alone. Kyle informs Frank that he is going to propose the following weekend. He would like his blessing. Her dad is shocked.
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Frank wants to know how Kyle goes from cheating to proposing. Frank fears that he is rushing to make up for something. Kyle is brought to tears. He swears that he loves Amanda and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. Frank does not give his blessing. Instead, he says he will be happy for Amanda whatever she chooses. I think that Frank disapproves but knows that Amanda will say yes when Kyle proposes. He does not want to create any conflicts with his daughter. What do you all think?
Punk’d by Paige
The next day everyone heads up to the Hamptons. They are having a “death to summer” party, complete with coffin. Very macabre way to end the summer, no? Jordan Verroi, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo arrange for chef’s to come make the gang a “garden party” dinner. They set up a beautiful table outside. It’s lovely. They have steamers! And/or muscles. Either way it looks delicious. After dinner everyone goes out for a heavy night of drinking. At a precisely scripted 4:16 am, Paige sneaks up to Carl’s room…for a phone charger! Ha! Thanks for that tease production, but the beauty of this show is that they are not needed. The stars of this show do better without producer driven stunts.
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The following morning everyone prepares for the huge summer blowout party. Oh wow, this is the day Kyle is proposing as well! He is planning a sunset cruise. In the meantime, everyone is dressed in their best black bikinis/priest garb to say farewell to the summer. Jordan plays funeral director. Everyone writes down what they want to say goodbye to, then throws the paper in the coffin. Hannah cannot wait to say goodbye to Jordan’s lies. Amanda puts the cheating crap to rest. Everyone hugs then goes inside to get ready for the party.
They Put The Fun In Funeral
The house is suddenly full of people. Jordan gives a self effacing toast to kick the party off. Kirsten, Carl’s wedding date, arrives. Paige’s jealousy is in full effect. Kristen is overwhelmed by all of the people so Carl tells her to go chill in his room. He and Paige take that time to flirt and talk about what might have been. Paige says that if things do not work out with Kirsten, she will meet him in the pantry later.
Carl has another plan. He goes to his room to ask Kirsten to be his girlfriend. She says yes. In what has to be the most hilariously overacted scene of the season, Paige acts overjoyed when Carl tells her. It’s an Oscar worthy performance as she jumps up and down in “happiness” at the news. Her talking head, meanwhile, tells a different story. Paige sure can turn it on when she wants to, eh?
Hey Baby, I Think I’m Gonna Marry You
Kyle sneaks Amanda away from the party under the pretense that Kyle is taking Amanda out on a date. On the sunset cruise, Kyle gives her three dozen roses for the three years they have been together. As the sun sets, Kyle confesses his undying love to Amanda. On one knee he asks her to marry him.
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Amanda cries, genuinely surprised. After repeatedly asking if he is “fucking kidding” her, she says yes. The third wall is broken as production breaks out in applause. I have been critical of this couple (and still reserve the right to be). This honestly was such a sweet, sweet proposal with two people that seem truly in love. I wish them nothing but the best.
The newly betrothed couple returns to the house. The party guests have left. All that remains is our Summer House gang . Kyle and Amanda announce their engagement. Everyone is so happy for them. Lots of drinking ensues. The entire gang goes in the pool to end the epic season that was Summer House. WHAT. A. SEASON! I am so sad it is over. Nothing was said about a reunion but please check back next week. If there is a reunion, I will submit a recap! Thanks for reading my Summer House Recaps this season! Be sure to let me know what you thought about the season in the comments below.
I’m with you on hoping Kyle and Amanda make it. I think she is fantastic and can help Kyle be his best self.
Thank you for the recap. I’m traveling and couldn’t watch. It was wonderful to come here and find out about the final epi. ?
Awee I’m so glad you came here 4paz!!! Thanks for reading. It was such a great season, I’m really hoping there is a reunion!
This season flew by and it’s too bad. I really enjoyed this group. Maybe they should all go on a mid-winter vacation!
Ugh I agree Heidi! I’m really hoping we get a reunion or something for next Monday! I’m genuinely sad it’s over 🙁
Couldn’t they at least have made it a TWO episode finale???
Seriously! Bravo exec a can be so dense. They have a gem here, they should know that!
I haven’t watched yet. Thanks for the quick recap. It has been a nice season, and I hope there is a season 4. It is one of my favorite shows!! The cast is great. It is hard to find interesting shows anymore, and I’ve succumbed to watching a lot of baseball lately.
Thank you! Yes it’s been a great season. So sad it’s over! As long as you’re watching Red Sox then it’s all good to watch baseball 🙂
I don’t remember but have they ever had ever reunion? I was kind of shocked that it made it pass its 1st season… But I like it.
It was touch and go for the first two seasons, I feel like they really came into their own this season. Yes they’ve had reunions in the WWHL clubhouse. I’m hoping that happens next week. Andy is on vacation so who knows 🙁
Gotchs..Thanks.
Great recap. I’m surprised Amanda said yes to that frat boy alcoholic.
Thank you! Haha me too. A 36 year old frat boy at that! Hopefully he can curb the drinking and be a good husband. Hopefully.
I do wish they would do a reunion too. It can’t cost them much to do them….
This was by far the best season of this show so far.
I know it’s stupid to think this way, but I wish Kyle & Amanda happiness.
I do feel that he truly felt awful and has hopefully learned not to cheat on her!
And Kyle…..Just don’t start drinking too early in the day….It is what ALWAYS gets you in trouble.
I do hope Paige and Hannah return, I liked the both.
Jordan does not need to return! However, I thought I would hate his poem, but it was actually decent and I liked when he somewhat owned up to his lies.
They’ve done them in the WWHL clubhouse in the past and they all live in NY! It would be super easy and cheap I would assume. Hopefully it will happen. I do wish them the best, truly. They genuinely seem to love each other. Kyles problems seem to be alcohol related, so if he can cut that out then they have a chance. Love, love, love Paige and Hannah! Jordan is a hard pass.
OohI I forgot they did have at least one reunion…..It was when Lauren had her hair styled to make her look like a dog with fluffy ears.
I liked that they showed more of them in the city this season.
HI PCK! So very sorry I have not been posting really. Have actually had some family stuff going on, I tend to withdraw. However, I have still been watching and reading all of your fabulous recaps! You have a gift, no doubt about it!
I have truly enjoyed this season so much! It was FAR better than it has ever been before. Honestly, I could have done without VPR invasion but it is what it is.
I am truly rooting for Kyle and Amanda. They seem like a real couple and I think they really have deep love for one another.
Not quite sure what is going on with Carl. He seemed rather desperate for a solid relationship this season . Maybe that girl should have come back and they could have made it work….NOT. (Lauren?) . Looking forward to see how the Brits and the girls handle the off camera romance. Please resolve the Jordan issue because….we need closure! LOL
How about our BRUINS?????? So proud of them!!!!!
Kelly it came out with my name instead of my sundayhare name! Not quite sure what I did!