Before we start this RHOBH Recap, I’d like to direct you to this story I did about LVP’s latest lawsuit here. In that link, I placed an update about LVP’s interview that is supposedly about a campaign for The Trevor Project. I can’t believe The Trevor Project would even have her. Didn’t she just have to apologize publicly for being transphobic? And yet she somehow managed to slip in there two non-answers about both the reunion and next season. What she did not say is no I am not going to the reunion, and yes I am quitting RHOBH for next season. That’s because she is contractually obligated to be at the reunion. So prepare yourselves for her to be there.
Yet that is what is being reported. Why? Because she does this crap year after year! She loves to play the victim. She especially loves to make her uninformed fans miserable and outraged at everyone else on the cast. She’s a shit person. I am sorry you guys can’t see that. We was supposed to be talking about suicide in the LGBT community. And yet, she played victim and distressed her LGBT fans who are snookered by her greatly. That is how she operates.
Erika Jayne
Now that I’ve pissed off all the LVP fans for the second time today, let’s get to this RHOBH recap. It should be LVP free and mostly Camille free which will like give up the best episode of the season. Even with Brandi’s return.
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We start with Erika Jayne looking pretty in pink. She thanks congratulates Rinna on her CVLUX cover and photo shoot. Rinna still rocks it after all these years. They discuss the events at Farrahween. Rinna is ready to move on with Kim Richards. Everyone is done with Camille being so damn two-faced though.
Dorit Kemsley
I don’t want to cover the bathing suits that will never happen. Or point out the fact that Kitson’s isn’t a thing anymore. Is it? Did it have some sort of miraculous comeback? I’m not familiar with Kitsons but they supposedly went out of business before they could pretend to sell Mike Shouhed’s fake shoes on Shahs. They seem sort of bottom of the barrel to me.
Kyle Richards
Finally, we get to Kyle Richards and her gorgeous home that she actually own that if full of amazing rescue dogs that she never brags about rescuing. I learned pretty early on that when are desperate to get your dogs back on your property, you don’t yell treats! And reward them. If Banjo hears me growling NOW! He knows he better change his course of action or he is going to do some time. Well, except not anymore. He’s getting old and now gets expensive grated cheese on his dinner. Because, at this point he gets whatever the fuck he wants when he wants it.
Kyle is planning a trip to Provence with the ladies to drink some wine and get out of dodge.
Lisa Rinna
It’s a Harry Hamlin episode, y’all! And he cooking. Everyone loves some of Harry Hamlin’s cooking! I’m sure Eden Sassoon is watching and missing Harry Hamlin’s meat! It’s fine to live butter out of the fridge, Rinna. Delilah has eaten all the cheese for the cheeseburgers. That’s something I would do. There are pies! Amelia and Delilah are both sorta vegetarian but not kids that won’t eat anything except when they do. Amelia has a bit of an eating disorder. They are all so mean to Harry about his feast. Harry and Rinna spat over why their kids are such assholes.
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This segment had such promise. And then? Entitlement. Pass me the pie Harry. I’ll help you eat it. And the hot dogs and the corn.
All The Cast That Is Worth Watching, Plus Dorit
Everyone that isn’t playing victim somewhere surrounded in swan shit meets for a meal. Teddi looks stunning! There is some talk about Farrahween. I don’t think Kyle is really that pressed about Rinna telling Kim giving her the bunny back was cunty. We are STILL talking about bunnygate. This is a sign that puppygate will also never die.
Kyle talks about shutting down her brick and mortar stores. It’s happening everywhere. Tamara Tattles was the first to report this news. Rinna had to close her brick and mortar a few years ago. It was broken into twice if I recall correctly. I love that the ladies decide not to glam it up on their trip to Provence. I am not sure I believe them.
The girls try to get Rinna to tell her what Camille has said about Dorit. Actually, I think it is poor Denise who knows what Camille has said about all of them. I really hope they compare notes. There are so many great contorted faces in this scene. Dorit tries to step up to the victim role.
Production, who hated LVP this season roles Camille’s nasty comments about LVP’s teefs again. This makes me giggle. Then they cut to Camille trashing pretty much everyone to her friend Kimber. Why do they have to give Camille this scene? I believe it was because she was never invited to Provence in the first place. All I care about is the stunning art in Camille’s house that burned down. The firefighters tried to save some of it.
Mommy Claws
I’m wondering a lot now about Camille’s “assistant” Scott. I know she says her “assistant of twenty years” died two days before the fires. That would have been pretty much the same day he was filmed for this scene. Production made it clear to let us know that five days before we see Kyle, Rinna and Teddi in the car headed to France, the fires started. I’m not going to say what I think happened. I’ll leave y’all to speculate. I will freely state that he doesn’t look like someone who has been able to assist her for many years. I’m officially creeped out. And not by Scott.
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I was excited about this RHOBH Recap until this scene. Now Camille is trashing Teddi. I don’t believe for a moment Teddi “snubbed” her kid. I rewound three times to see the “snubbing.” That was not on film. Teddi doesn’t even know Camille’s kids. Camille married a man her kids can’t stand. She doesn’t have “mommy claws.”
We’re Going To Beat Her Up In France!
Back across town Kyle is asked if Camille is invited on the trip. Because no one wants her there. Especially not me. I feel like she wasn’t invited. But we shall see. And they do film things out of order. And there was a fire for real where Camille’s house burnt down. So I guess we will never know. But Camille is a friend, not a housewife. And I really want her and LVP to ride off into the sunset next season. But I’m not hopeful about that.
But Kyle, ever the sorta producer of the show says of course she is. And Erika says “we’re going to kick her ass in France.” So maybe she was. Because they used two different sound bites of that from two different takes.
The Return of Brandi Glanville
Y’all know that every season I piss off different ones of you hating these bitches one season and loving them the next. Well, when a Brandi Glanville return is a breath of fresh air? You know there are some evil bitches on this season. I agree with some commenters today who said we should have listened to Cedric, and Brandi and the whole line of people in the early seasons who tried to tell us about LVP. I hope this is a shady production move to spill some tea.
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Brandi immediately admits she is dressing like a hooker. I love her for that. OMG! They even gave her a talking head where she looks ridiculous! I am living for this! She looks like a clown. Brandi talks about being accused of punching this attention whore guy in the face at a Casamigos party. That never happened. I think that was just so Brandi could get that out there. Also Kyle began following Brandi again back in March. This opens the way for Brandi to take LVP’s diamond. I’d love nothing more than for Brandi to take LVP’s diamond. It would be the best KARMA EVER. My source says that will not happen but that was before LVP gave the Daily Mail interview today and had yet another lawsuit that sent Bravo (not production) into a rage.
Still, don’t get your hopes up about LVP being gone. The bitch will never die. She has free ads for all of her businesses on two different shows. LVP would be putting Vanderpump Rules into jeopardy. She can’t afford to lose that show.
Brandi Drops Some Tea
Denise Richards, who has always bent over backwards to be fair to LVP tell Brandi that she doesn’t know if LVP would sell out to tabloids. Brandi’s response is that she definitely did. Brandi says she has a direct hotline to Radar Online. Brandi says that she was best friends with LVP for five years. Then they roll that beautiful bean footage of evidence. It includes the evidence that LVP planted the tabloids about Maurico in Brandi’s suitcase. Brandi admits she crossed LVP at one point. She told Kyle LVP was lying about the tabloids. It cost Brandi her job and her friendship with LVP.
Denise invites Brandi on the girls trip. That will probably not be allowed. But boy to I wish it could happen. Brandi says Kim called her about Farrahween. Denise doesn’t really care. Because no one gives a shit about bunnygate anymore.
The Woolsey Fires
This RHOBH recap is taking forever. I had zero time to prep today. I’m not sure it will be up before midnight at this point. But I am going to savor this shopping trip to the $300 scarf store with Kyle and Erica because this is the reason I got sucked into to all this overproduced drama. I mean if I was going to pay $300+ dollars for a scarf, I’d have an Hermes. Not a Masaki Matsuka. Although if I had their money I’d have both. Even fat chicks like a nice long scarf. 🙂 This is an in show ad I can enjoy. Even if we are pretending Camille was invited on the trip.
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We finally get these bitches packing for Provence. Usually this part of the trip annoys the shit out of me because how can you be rich and travel so much and be such shitty packers? But what is going on with Teddi? She’s stunning this entire episode. Did our little au natural Teddi go all Beverly Hills treatments? Did she get a haircut? Y’all know I am not good at this sort of thing.
The news coverage of the fires had me drinking and PayPaling money to the fire stations. I could barely stand to watch it and I could not look away. So tragic. I felt so bad for Camille. Denise was a hero helping others.
On Next Week’s RHOBH Recap: Must Go To Provence. I love that only five people are going. I wish we had a smaller cast.
Kitson hasn’t been a thing for 4 years. When was this shit filmed?
Edit, do not visit the site mentioned below. It’s a random, scammy link that is probably virus infected…
Lol, shopkiston.(edit***, do not visit any link with “kitson” in any browser) (official site) redirects to realtor.com. How is that even related?
Someone bought the site after Kitson went out of business and was selling cheap stuff on it. Certainly not the $800 hoodies Kitson sold in 2003.
So the whole Kitsons window thing is pure fabrication right? I thought I was back in well not 2003 but at lease 2015…
According to Yelp, Kitson on Roberson is actually called Kitsross. It’s a Kitson OUTLET with horrible customer service and a horrible return policy. The reviews say it all. Definitely bottom of the barrel!! Lmao!
Was it ever revealed how Scott passed? That whole scene was odd to me.
Scott’s dead (passed)?!
I feel like I’m in an alternate universe tonight and I haven’t even hit the vape pen yet. Although alcohol isn’t completely out of the picture at this moment.
No, it has not. I googled. I guess I could as the sources but Camille was playing the “my assistant died” card even harder than the house thing. Make of that what you will. This elderly clearly very ill gentleman was dragged onto the camera just before the fires.
I was referring to Tinsley’s Coupon Cabin “Scott”. Clearly, I haven’t seen this episode yet, lol.
But if I had to (hypothetically) guess, I’d say diabetes or heart disease. Outside bet, liver failure.
Apparently I’m just begging to be banned tonight. What the fuck is wrong with me?
I would sell my mother’s soul to go on a Kyle-sponsored wine-drinking trip to Provence. Actually, I WILL sell if it Kyle will accept it as currency. Take me with you, Kyle, I implore you!
I’ll throw in my mom’s and both of my daughters’ souls as well! I might get caught playing in the suitcases too ?. Dalai mama lets go play drunken dress up, I’ll bring the wine!’
“Production, who hated LVP this season roles Camille’s nasty comments about LVP’s teefs again.“
What? Ban me (I love you, regardless), but please clarify. I can usually interpret what you’re trying to say. But this, I have no idea, lol.
Translation: production showed the teeth footage again to embarrass Lisa, whom they hate. The author meant “roll” not “role”.
Thank you! I didn’t realize that there was intentional/humorous misspellings in the original post. “Teefs” are something that only someone like Keith Richards would say, lol.
YOU KNOW I HAVE A HOMOPHONE IMPAIRMENT, ASSHOLE! Teefs was a redneck reference and a jab at LVP which is apparently regional. 🙂 It’s been a long day of news and tomorrow looks like it could be worse.
Anyone else notice the Bed Bath & Beyond 20% coupon on the counter behind Kimber and Camille? She’s got a bazillion dollars and saves those coupons like the rest of us, I love it!
You can’t help but save them. I’ve shopped there less than ten times in my elderly life and I get like three a week in the mail and three a day in my in box.
What is the situation with Harry and Lisa? He doesn’t seem to like her very much.
Marriage of convenience, is my guess. They have lovely children together but have grown apart (after a torrid romance because they were both insanely hot… and still are… but don’t appreciate that fact now). In my (weirdly demented) mind, they are no longer intimate but still enjoy each other’s company and adore the children they have together.
Why divorce when you still “like” each other? I may be speaking too much from experience but my “husband” (only legally recognized in few states, still) and I have not been intimate for years. But we still love each other more than anyone else in our lives. The bound we share is unbreakable and we don’t even have kids… just two adorable dogs.
I know, it’s like she hardly ever mentions her husband, Harry Hamlin anymore! You’d hardly know she was married to him. Le sigh.
The issue was he was forced to cook meat and pies before, SEE LINKS IN POST, so he fucking recreated it for her on camera BECAUSE PRODUCTION and his his spawn were forced to be there and they all have other shit going on. So of course that means “he doesn’t like her very much.”
Or you know MORE OVER PRODUCTION. And Rinna trying to help out her girls by getting them camera time that TOTALLY backfired. Because, teenagers.
All true
He’s a Yale educated and trained actor and I love him. I just wish he could act a little bit for production.
I hear you Jim! It is quite lovely to be together being very good friends actually (speaking in general and not specifically about Lisar).
@Jim: Lovely daughters? Didn’t you see the youngest give him the middle finger when asked to take her plate in the house.
She was definitely talking down/back to her parents. Sorry but her behavior was extremely rude.
You know the show is in a bad way when they bring back Brandi Granville. She did our version of Celebrity Big Brother and she’s just as or even more delusional in that setting as she was on Housewives. Bring back Eileen or hire someone new, if they replace LVP with Brandi it would really prove the tea TT gave us that they’re lowering the ages of the HWs to fit a certain demographic. It’s the only explanation as to why they’d bring her back on the show full time.
Isn’t Brandy a full decade older than Teddi? If so, Bravo is going to have to try a whole lot harder since Kyle’s kids (wisely) don’t seem interested.
Yeah but she’s still a decade younger than LVP so will bring the age down in that way I suppose.
I feel like y’all missed the point of why Brandi came back entirely. Maybe I’ve been doing this so long I expect you to know everything I know. BUT PRODUCTION WAS FURIOUS WITH LVP ALL SEASON.
And are EVEN MORE FURIOUS THAN EVER WITH HER FOR Getting permission to interview about her Trevor Project infomercial that will be seen nowhere if not on NBCu only to slyly mention she’s “not coming back.” The legal team has been all over her for that.
Amelia seemed so disrespectful tonight. and I have as much empathy for her eating disorder as I possibly can but if they show the clip of her and Lisa one more time I will scream. The way she flipped off Harry? Just really got to me. TT I know you said you didn’t think Teddi snubbed Camille kid but I can totally see her doing that. Whether she knows Camille’s kid or not I can still see her snubbing. I love Harry Hamlin
Meh.
I’d love to know the details of this so-called “snub”.
I’m betting that is was either 100% imaginary, or something that boils down to:
“She didn’t kiss my ring emphatically enough. And she didn’t even curtsy! The nerve!”
I’m glad someone else caught the finger flip and their mother saying nothing about it. How disrespectful they all were with Harry, their father and husband. Back in the day, you do something like that to a parent, you would have pretty hard consequences to pay and rightfully so.
That whole scene was pretty awful and the whole show made no sense.
I was thinking the same thing. Had I done that when I was her age, I probably would have been knocked out.
Camille told on herself when she said that Teddi was getting “too big for her britches”.
I wished I’d been sitting there so I could have said, “To be fair, her britches are bigger than yours…what with her being an actual Housewife instead of merely being a lowly ‘friend of’ like you.”
Teddi holds a diamond and Camille doesn’t, and that drives Camille nuts…haHAHAhaha!
I think Camille has been offered and declined a diamond more than once. She doesn’t want it. Being a friend is apparently enough for her.
Can we please just skip all the manufactured drama & focus on Harry Hamlin’s kitchen wizardry?
First sane comment of the evening.
Love your recap and humor. I only watched 20 min. of the show but came here to catch up. Looking forward to the scoop on LVP. Thanks!
Don’t y’all think LVP is getting fired fromm RHOBH?
It must have been hell fro the production team having to deal with her this season. She was once funny to watch but now..not so much.
Brandi is one of very few housewives I have thought I would like in reality, I love frank people even if ‘frogs might jump out of their mouths’
I always loved Brandi. I’d totally hang out with her. She is fucking hilarious. She is open about herself and calls out others.
I hated LVP going back to season 2 or 3 (whenever VPR started, when LVP manipulated Brandi to meet with Scheana), so I LOVED when Brandi called her out about the magazines about Mauricio and slapped her in Amsterdam. LVP was a total cunt that season, especially when she made insinuations at Kyle’s house about Maurico in front of Portia early in the season. That crap was so totally uncalled for. LVP got what she deserved from Brandi. Maybe the slap would have been more deserved coming from Kyle, but Brandi was fed up about being manipulatd and used by LVP at that point.
Brandi is a true Scorpio, you either like us or you don’t (there’s no middle ground). Scorpio’s normally don’t have filters and we say whatever is on our minds. Over the year’s I have had to learn to have some kind of filter. Sometimes I don’t give a f^ck and do say whatever I want.
Well she s not fired yet but there were other posts made that may give you more insight. Today/tomorrow is going to be a long one.
I am a thousand percent on board with you about this Lisa Vanderpump thing. She is that conniving devious manipulative spider who weaves her web and then wants to talk about how everybody’s being so mean to her when she gets called out and confronted on her crap. Waaaa. She’s got Ken so brainwashed that man doesn’t even have any concept of what reality really is anymore and as a result, he has morphed into a big fat DOUCHE. I was just waiting for the day when we were going to receive press confirmation that she wasn’t going to show for the reunion. I knew that guilty bitch was going to figure out a way to coward out of being outed when we saw her refusing to go to the Housewives events toward the end of the season like she did. In my book at this time, she is definitely the most hated housewife out there of them all. And that’s saying a LOT that she’s topped the list over that tacky sociopath Teresa Giudice
Brandi is once again trying to rewrite history. She did not get fired for telling on LVP, she came back the next season to throw wine on Eileen for absolutely no reason, physically fight with Kyle about Kim, and slap LVP unprovoked when LVP was actually starting to get along with Brandi again. If that’s the direction that RHOBH wants then I won’t be watching. Brandi needs to be moved to RHOA or RHOOC if they want her back.
And I’m glad LVP upset Bravo. I just hope she sticks to her guns and doesn’t return.
I agree. I don’t want LVP back or Brandi. Los Angeles has a great pool of candidates. There is no need to bring her trashiness and stupidity back.
Jenn you could probably find some things to justify your position in post I wrote myself. Because we are watching a TV show. But the point I was makind is that PRODUCTION IS GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY to make LVP look bad.
I recall feeling the same way when James was getting pummeled by all the assholes on Vanderpump Rules and she barely did a a thing to comfort him until the break and production made a big deal out of that.
If Brandi wasn’t a mother I could thoroughly enjoy her brand of crazy. She’s just one of those people that will do or say anything and it honestly feels like production is always playing catch up with her. As long as her sons never see this mess, or as I pretend, they don’t care…I love watching and listening to her nuttiness.
I get that, but it has kind of backfired on them. If they let the season play out on it’s own viewers may have formed a different opinion, but bringing Brandi back to drunkly add on the dog pile certainly didn’t sway many viewers last night.
And I don’t watch Vanderpump Rules, I’m down to just a few Bravo shows now 🙂
Bring Brandi Back! I love hearing her side of her relationship with LVP. LVP is pathological and its fascinating. I also adored how much she and Denise got along. With those two, along with Rinna and Erica we could have a great season of outspoken, strong, successful but very real (aged) women next season. Btw I am 50 so I love how Bravo has aged women on their shows, at least for now. I say celebrate us , the life span is only getting longer.
Agree 100% with you Kris. Can’t believe I would ever say I wanted Brandi back. LVP had me sooooooo fooled. Kyle is my favorite but talk about some excitement it would be with Rinna, Erica and Brandi. Three strong personalities would keep us on the edge. Then Dorit could ride off in
the sunset on her bathing suit with PK trolling behind.
The thing is Brandi doesn’t tell the truth. It could be because she’s a liar, or it could be that she’s always too wasted to remember the details. Either way I don’t find her or her behavior appealing and if she comes back, I’ll be down to RHONY.
@JustJenn: ITA on everything you have said. Brandi is a liar and changes the narrative to fit the situation. Brandi’s mad that LVP doesn’t want anything to do with her. After reading the vile tweets Brandi has sent to her through the years, and the obvious lies, I’d have a restraining order on her ass. People are nuts to want that foul-mouthed, disgusting drunk back.
She is a foul mouthed crass obnoxious drunken buffoon you’re right, but she’s not mad at lvp because lvp doesn’t want anything to do with her. She’s mad because she knows firsthand that lvp uses and manipulates her and lvp’s other selected pawns to be the instigator of stirring up problems and drama so lvp can keep her hands clean and remain in an innocent victim role. But the biggest betrayal lvp does to a Brandi or any of her other pawns which is what Brandy is really upset about is the fact that she slowly and calculatingly primes these people to feel like and really believe they are receiving her loyal friendship and that they’re actual close friends. But then bam, these people get slapped right across their face with the realization the only use lvp ever really had for them was never wholesome friendship like she manipulated but instead the hurt and realization that she just straight up used them to be the bad person scapegoat for lvp’s sick and demented games
Brandi – in addition to being a liar – also, in narcissistic form, is going to try to destroy you if you so much as disagree with her. It’s called narcissistic rage. Lisa dropped her as a friend when she saw who Brandi truly was and after that, Brandi’s mouth couldn’t be stopped.
I don’t know why they’d want to make the demographic younger. 20 somethings are not watching bravo.
I’m so glad that everyone, not just one person, is seeing what a master manipulator LVP is. Her “British Humor” is getting old, along with her “who me” act. I don’t see Teddi snubbing anyone’s child, Camille just likes to make up stories and cause drama to stay relevant. She’s dying for a “diamond”. Maybe she can ask her crazy friend the psychic if she will ever get one.
I was beyond smitten with Harry when he was on LA Law. So hot! He’s aged, I’ve aged, and now I find his personality appealing. He’s not much into the RH husband thing.?
I hate logo stuff and Dorits hoochie Chanel outfit is the worst. Then she shows up in a Balenciaga t-shirt. Ugh. Who’s paying for the athleisure wear? I thought they were sued for payment of the swimsuit line.
Please no Brandi or Kim.
Brandi was so much prettier without the fillers, why did she do that to her face??? I do love to hear her tell on LVP though. I am shocked at how nasty and vile LVP has been thru the years…watching the flashbacks and how fake she has been is actually disturbing. That tabloid business was so horrible to do to someone she called a friend. I remember being disgusted when she made the “joke” that was clearly not a joke, in front of Portia.
Can’t wait to see the France trip! And also, how long do we have to pretend that Dorit is a real “fashion/swimsuit designer” ?? Her “office” makes me giggle. Still so desperate to be Erika Jayne….
Brandi seems more mouthy than she was before on the show. She hasn’t changed a bit. What’s up with the red lipstick (one corner of her mouth wasn’t moving at all, as if she had a stroke?). Maybe too much botox and too many fillers and lips augmentation. She looked aged and her outfit (black lace one) was just horrible. She is not known to have great taste in much of anything.
Kyle has redeemed herself, she is funny, interesting and plain joy to watch (now that LVP is out of the picture, thank god). I love her easy breezy attitude (the way she threw the tennis ball at the golden retriever), she is just so much more natural this season. I am looking forward to their trip to south of France. Is Brandi going on the trip (and why is Denise inviting Brandi on the trip, shouldn’t she have consulted with Kyle first?)
On the swimsuits issue – Dorit has not style at all, her fashion choices are laughable just like her swimwear line. It’s atrocious and I don’t believe even Walmart would sell it.
Tedi is getting a whole image makeover. She is a beautiful woman, one of those who can put on a trash bag and still look hot. She is becoming more confident in her behavior and more daring in her looks department. I like her.
Lisa Rina is plain batty. HH seems like a nice guy, wasn’t lucky to garner big acting parts in any movie, however he might not be a bad actor. He is also a saint in my opinion. To put up with Lisa and her two bratty kids, one has to be a saint. I wouldn’t be able to tolerate them.
Canmile thinks she is entitled, to what I don’t know. She is not what she pretends to be, just maybe Kelsey Grammer knew her better than we all do.
Love, love Erika – she comes off as a brightest person in the group, most self-confident. She is a strong woman and the first and only one who saw through LVP’s persona and disliked her for it.
Thanks
HH has had a great career as an actor! Wasn’t lucky? He’s very talented and has a huge list of credits.. OMG he was so HOT then and now..
check out HH in LA Law. 25 years ago. He was great! And gorgeous!
come on TT you have to share what you think happened to Scott! its just so weird. the whole thing is eary.
Productions coloring/filter manipulation of Brandi’s talking head scene was ridiculous and mean. I paused the shot for a sec, the entire screen looked like someone slid the saturation bar to ten.
Teddi looked great. Not that she looked horrible before but wow.
I’d forgotten about filming coinciding with the fires in Malibu. Our fire season has already started so that segment is causing me anxiety. Ugh.
Yassss! Another episode with no LVP and her humorless British Humor. And, the nerve of her going round with her victim podium whining about all of her charity work footage was sliced from this season and left lying on the editing room floor. No kidding? Why is she shock? It is an ensemble cast show, not Lisa VP and Friends. Production is definitely showing us the “real” LVP and her over entitled husband and it is about damn time. Ken’s true colors has really shined through, since the incident where he grabbed Yolanda’s arm and backed down, because she gave him the real business for being overly aggressive with a woman.
Ken did not grab Yolanda’s arm. He was just gesticulating and she moved her arm up to bat him away and then started over-reacting madly with “don’t touch me!” I lost a lot of respect for Yolanda over that incident.
What in the actual fuck has happened to Brandi’s face?!
As soon as I saw the shot of her legs walking into that restaurant I knew it was her … oh my goodness, her legs are to die for! She reminds me of one of my foals.
Disagree. Long and scrawny.
So I am doing it wrong!!!
I use treats to get my cat and dog back on property. I shake the bag. Yikes.
I have a huge yard and for some reason they like to venture off.
I’m probably one of the few that understands what makes Brandi tick (being a fellow Scorpio helps with that). For what it’s worth, I believe everything Brandi has ever said about Lisa and do think Brandi’s a good judge of character (sure, she has her faults – but don’t we all?).
I’m pleased LVP is going – well, I hope she does finally go. I worked with a woman just like her many years ago. She, too, was English, and portrayed the exact same behaviours – right down to calling everyone, “Darling”. She was vicious and had many people to do her dirty work – she’d rarely get caught actually in the act herself … vile woman.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, where is Sharon – Kyle’s jeweller friend with the amazing house? I kept reading that she’d pretty much filled LVP’s space, yet we’ve only seen her once.
PS: Just to clarify – I have nothing against English people; I was just saying how much these two women are alike. The woman I worked also had that class thing which LVP also has … she can’t stand it if anyone dares to ‘rise above their station’, if you know what I mean. We don’t really have a class system in my country so such behaviour goes down like a cup of cold sick.
So why mention her being English? There are over 60 million Brits; bit of a generalisation?
I’m a Scorpio (11/13) too so I get Brandi as well. People either loves us or hate us, there’s no middle ground. Over the years I have had to tone down and have a somewhat filter. But some times I don’t give a damn and say exactly what’s on my mind. I’ll even go as far to ask, “do you want the truth or the bullsh^t version?”
I about wet my panties over a men’s wear sale earlier today. I’m supposed to keep the man looking hot. If a gay man isn’t looking him over, I haven’t done my job.
The show, still liking Kyle. If these twats ruin Provence, I’ll be angry.
Isn’t what Brandi is wearing what Dorit wore in talking heads? The mesh with a black bra. Is that a thing?
My fave part was when Brandi said she was friends with LVP for 5 years and production just flashed footage with a 2012 timestamp.
Brandi ruined her own wines and relationships with her horrible behaviour – who wants to buy wine from a drunk?
Hoping to start a respectful discussion – perhaps with a dash of snark because we’re here on TT. Legit Q. How do my LGBTQ friends feel about Erika referring her LGBTQ friends as her Queens/her gays etc and using them as “props”. With the Tops and Bottoms night Kyle had after Brandi threatened to beat her up [but sure – LVP ruined her life] Andy even took a stance on this. Why, and genuinely looking to understand, is this ok v the drag queen reference to “tucking” [understand the Transgendered stance on this – I interpreted it as a drag reference due to all the DSL references to her nightclub act with outrageous costumes].
LVP was see-through as anything, but I still loved her on the show. It just didn’t get fun when she’s above recrimination. Brandi got too much, trying to manufacture drama that didn’t make sense for screentime. She WAS fun last night, but if she ends up like old Brandi, I’d hate to see her back. We need a new, impossibly rich lady to shake things up.
I love how Brandi claimed to have been best friends with Lisa for five years and all three clips of their friendship were from 2012 and the 2013 clip was when they fell out. They were friends for one year and a few months.
IT’S A SCRIPTED SHOW!!!! Those two were never friends!! In fact, very few of them even talk to each other outside the show. I’ve seen Teddi pop up on Kyle’s Instagram recently, and I think Rinna and Eileen go way back, but I never bought the story that Erika and Yolanda were friends.
Hi there TT and all! I am a loyal reader but have never commented. I was just watching RHOBH from my DVR. I am not a great fan of any of the ladies on this show, but. Is it just me or does Kyle resemble LVP a little in her talking heads? Please do not come at me about the obvious age difference, I’m well aware, or the multitude of the other obvious differences, again, well aware. It was just something that caught me off guard in her talking head segments.
On a side note, I enjoy this site so much that I have turned other friends here in Charlotte on to reading it! Have a great weekend all!
DIdnt they just shoot the reunion for RHOBH.. No LVP.