I wanted to watch last week’s episode that I basically missed but It seems I deleted it. This episode looks depressing which is the last thing I need at the moment. I can be severely depressed all by myself. So this may be a RHOP Recap, or it made be more of a RHOP discussion thread. Sorry. This show has never gotten me fully engaged. Maybe the return of crazy Katie Rost will help?
Dear God. I finally see the fake braids on Karen’s wig. What was she thinking? It occurs to me that my sources almost never mention this show. Perhaps that is part of my piss poor attitude. I don’t know much about the behind the scene action. Other than the whole Michael situation. Which I think was a giant pile of crap. And despite an odd downpour of rain a bit ago, there is now some crazy lady screaming outside my house. Because, ghetto. Karen is so damn dramatic. Gizelle and Ashley are the only two I like on this show. And I use the term like very loosely.
I am not interested in Candiace’s storyline at all. And I hope she doesn’t have kids. I also have little compassion for Karen’s fragile place. I feel some kind of way about myself for that. But, I just don’t.
I’m confused about the whole not drinking when trying to get pregnant thing. People get pregnant while shitfaced at a bar and have perfectly healthy kids. And what is a “cold uterus”? And why is Ashley’s uterus any of Candiace’s concern? In the meantime, Ashley got her period. So she’s going to party hard in NOLA.
Meanwhile, Katie is pregnant. That doesn’t end well. New Orleans always looks like so much fun on TV, but when I went there with a guy I was doing a cross country trip with, it was a nightmare. Someone busted out the window of his car and stole a bunch of his things. I was ready to leave him there. It was bad. He was moving across country to live with me. He was living in LA and I flew out to drive the long hideous I-10 with him. I was already trying to formulate an exit strategy by Arizona. Because I suck at relationships. From New Orleans to Saint Simon’s Island where I lived, there was a black trash bag covering the busted window that rattled the last ten hours or so. And I thought the trip could not get any worse. But it did.
And Now Something Even More Depressing
Where are Candiace’s pants? Why are we pretending like Gizelle is from New Orleans? How are we four seasons in and just learning about these women’s genealogy? Gizelle’s dad takes them to tour a plantation to tell them about his ancestry. It’s a very bleak trip that I am going to fast forward through. Because, I’m depressed enough.
Karen is still grieving and is taking a pass on going out with the girls. So everyone heads out to the Polo Lounge pretending it is Mardi Gras.
Gizelle, Katie and Ashley are the first to arrive. When Gizelle gets online to find the rest of the girls she notices that Karen is doing an Instragram story live. I thought she was in her room grieving. The girls are upset that she is staying in her room on Instagram rather than going out with them. The rest of the ladies go out. Except for Robyn who they left behind. Ashley is down to party hard. She hopes to be pregnant soon.
Get Out Of My Cold Uterus!
Candiace just can’t get out of Ashley’s uterus. She’s shaming her for drinking. Ashley is on her period. She’s find to drink you moron! The girl’s all go back to the hotel to party in Gizelle’s suite. Candiace and Ashley are both already wasted. Katie is pregnant but still full blown crazy. Boobs were flashed. Beads were thrown. Drinks were had.
Things get ridiculous when drunk Candiace confronts Ashley. She says she doesn’t believe she is trying to get pregnant. I’m glad I am not alone on Candiace being way too up in Ashley’s uterus. The other RHOP are on the same page as me.
On next week’s RHOP Recap, we stay in the big easy for some tarot card reading. And the braided wig is back.