Y’all. This may be more of a discussion post than a Southern Charm recap. I’ve palmed off my RHONY recap to a friend. I’m really off my game at the moment. I’m coming apart at the seams. There is a lot going on in the ghetto. So let’s get through this together. Apologies in advance for getting names wrong, horrific spelling and grammar etc. Please spare me the complaints. I’m going to keep this short and sweet tonight.
I’m waiting for the for the important stuff. And I guess that is Cameran talking about how much she hates being a mother. I guess she had to have a baby for her husband. So she talks to her mother, She said a million times she didn’t want a baby. And now she has one.
They are really selling this apartment Kathryn “rented” my source says that her over paying for this place is her storyline. But now we see it is another ad in place. I hate this shit.
I love that Craig got a new car because he could not take a girl home in the care Naomie was in with him. I had a um car issue in my life that we shall not discuss. But I totally get it. Chelsea and Craig go shopping for landscape things. Even more publicity for Kathryn’s apartment. She apparently really is living there rent free.
Speaking of ads. Kathryn has one for Gwynns. Kathryn is dating a democratic senator. He seems awful. Craig tells Chelsea that he is accused of being abusive. He has no plans to run for office again, because dick pics. His ex has a “psycho ex.” Even Naomie knows this is a bad idea. It’s Thomas part two.
I can’t be bothered to give a shit about Shep. I’m sorry but he is Thomas Ravenel junior and I can’t do this tonight.
Austen sees Madison adulting and it give him inspiration. Are they twelve years old?
Let’s Sell Daddy’s Restaurant I Mean It Worked for LVP
Actually a series with people who work at Nico’s might have a great first season. The girls talk about Kathryn’s new abusive boyfriend. And her Rolls Royce she is having repainted. Chelsea talks about her boyfriend who is almost always at sea. But he is hot as fuck and she likes a part-time boyfriend. When Naomie shows up with Metul, Cameran is star struck. I keep hearing a pinging sound. And so does production. The literally put pinging sounds into the scene.
The girls talk and Naomie says that Madison has been trying to get with Danni’s boyfriend, Gentry by having a friend slide into his DMs. Meanwhile Craig and Shep tell Austen the deal. I think this is all made up anyway. Austen admits he was the first to cheat. Then Madison admits her friend did slip in Gentry’s DMs for her.
Apologies for this jacked up recap. RHONY recap will come tomorrow.