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RHOBH Recap: Meet Rinna Jayne

May 28, 2019 by tamaratattles 118 Comments

RHOBH RecapY’all I know I bitch about a lot of recaps but I am so here for this RHOBH Recap! Kim Richards is coming back, and hopefully we won’t see LVP unless she is sobbing about something in her kitchen renovation that probably didn’t cost her a dime. This episode was so good that NBCu gave us a ton of photos from the Halloween/ Farrahween party! I’m so down for this!  I’m also physically and emotionally exhausted so I know this might not get up as quickly as I would like. For someone who tries never to leave her house, I somehow always have  a lot going on. So forgive me if I skim over things to get to Farrahween!

I am so NOT happy with the MasterChef kids final three. But please don’t post about them in comments. No one is expecting spoilers here. I love that show though.

In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all. Y’all better RECOGNIZE!  🙂  I hope there are lots of confessionals where she laughs at her own jokes and slaps her knee.  If you don’t like it, kiss my arse. SWIDT?

Can We Just Get The Hell Out Of Hawaii?

First of all how does Queen Kyle have a kid with a 30th birthday party? That’s insane to me. Secondly, we are not quite done with what’s her name’s wedding in  Hawaii.

Holy Mother of God.  Kyle has to tell the fake story production made her say about how she knows about the lie detector test AGAIN? Just so our new bride is up to speed? Le sigh. It’s so ridiculous. Please get me off of the big island. I want to go home to Beverly Hills! And thank God we do.

Enough With the In-Scene Ads!

And we get to a Casamigos ad right away.  Fuck production I am sick of these scenes. Mauricio and Kyle are investors. But it’s just annoying. It’s a forty minute episode. Every country in the world is shocked that we have ONE THIRD OF THE EPISODE as commercials. And now we need full blown commercials in the episode? Bethenny makes sure her booze is on camera but that is so much different than this kind of bullshit. Fatburger at an event or Bethenny showing her liquor on camera all the time is one thing. This is just annoying.

The ladies have a brief lunch with the girls before heading to the airport. En route, they see a new article in People (stay tuned for a blind item reveal) about how supportive Camille is about LVP.  You know the same Camille who bashed LVP’s  ginormous new teefs. The episode was aptly named “A Wolf In Camille’s Clothing” by production.

 

 

RHOBH Reca[Farrahween

Because apparently we are trying to make this a thing. Farrah was born on Halloween so every year Halloween is a big deal.  Rinna as Erika Jayne is ERRYTHANG!

Dorit, Erika and Camille all came as cats. Dorit is funny for the first time in her life when she says that Camille is the stray cat. Dorit’s bizarre confessional look is unintentionally hysterical. Who does their confessionals in a fishnet top and random dangily earrings that spell out Chanel?

RHOBH Recap

Kyle outdid herself with the Farrah’s wheel. The RHOBH talk about their own 30th birthday parties. I do don’t remember my 30th birthday. That probably means it was good. I’m pretty sure there was not a Ferris wheel involved. But you never know.

Kyle is terrified of the Ferris wheel. I would be too. But they all survived. Rinna, who came as Erika Jayne, is staying in character the entire party. She tells Kim that giving Rinna the bunny back was cunty. She refuses to get in the photos with her. Kyle is not amused. Kim is definitely not amused. But she seems sober.

Denise Richards, who rarely gets into all the drama, is taking up for Lisa Rinna to Kim’s face. She’s close with Rinna. They talked about the whole bunny situation when it happened. Rinna was genuinely hurt by Kim. When she tells Kim how much she hurt Rinna’s feelings Kim says that is a lie.  Kyle of course stands up of Kim.

When Rinna, Dorit and Denise talk, about bunnygate, we have a flashback that includes Eden Sassoon. I had forgotten she even existed. Dorit seems normal by comparison. Rinna staying in character the whole party is rather annoying.

RHOBH RecapEventually Rinna and Kim talk. There are clearly a lot of hurt feelings on both sides. They decide to forgive each other and hug it out.

Next week Brandi has her scene with Denise. Camille is still a cunt. It’s the girl’s trip to France. And the California wildfires.

Apologies for the crappy recap. I was really looking forward to the episode. It’s been a long night. I’ll have to watch it again when I can enjoy it. Don’t ask. Everything is fine. Just a convergence of bad situations.

Gentle Reminder: Many of us were offended by the scene with Kyle getting a mammogram. I beg of you not to go into detail about why this was so offensive and sharing details about breast cancer. We all have enough going on and do not want to hear your stories. It’s not that we don’t care, it’s that we care too much and are just trying to make it through the damn day. Thanks.

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  1. KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

    May 28, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    I think Kim tries way tooooooooo hard. I forgot how odd she is and how uncomfortable she makes me. She makes me almost as uncomfortable as watching hoarders.

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    • therealdeb says

      May 28, 2019 at 11:27 pm

      I agree, she makes me feel that way also. Like we know she and her mental issues and all are being exploited. She just needs to not be on the show in any capacity.

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      • Brenda says

        May 29, 2019 at 9:41 am

        I completely agree. There is just something about Kim that gets on my nerves. I would have to say if she ever becomes a regular again I would stop watching. I was very proud of Denise for having Rinna’s back. Typical Cam always trying to start something.

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        • Brenda says

          May 29, 2019 at 9:42 am

          00ps *Kim

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        • Aranka says

          May 29, 2019 at 4:44 pm

          I agree about Kim. I don’t think she has changed one bit. She still appears way too nervous, fidgety and when she talks she doesn’t make sense. Perhaps she is not drinking any more (she does appear to be healthier looking) but her annoying personality has not changed.
          I don’t know why she is upset with Lisa Rina it should be the other way around. Lisa should be offended about being given her gift back. Who does that, only crazy Kim.

          I hope Kim doesn’t become RHOBH regular. The show is going to be a demise of her again. She is too fragile to handle any stress associated with the filming of the show., Brandy is annoying but I would rather see her back on the show.

          Camille is just a bit psycho. She absolutely enjoys watching people reactions to her odd comments. I believe she does it on purpose. She is entertaining though. Kyle is in good form this season, way too more relaxed than in the past., When LVP is not around she comes to her own and actually enjoys her life. She was way too subservient to LVP, like she wash LVP’s indentured servant.

          I just love, love, love Denise – she is so natural, no pretense there, She tells the truth and she does it so gracefully and politely. I truly enjoy her character.

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    • Something Clever says

      May 29, 2019 at 2:42 am

      First of all, I’m not a Kim fan. I have an addict in the family, and I loathe the dysfunction surrounding addiction.

      But Rinna started the nonsense tonight and used the situation to grab dramatic camera time. Rinna got a “moment” in front of the camera. But Rinna looked like an asshole and a bully. That bunny thing was years ago, and Rinna was the one who just can’t get over it. When Rinna cried on camera at the reunion, I thought she was acting, and I still don’t believe that Rinna was genuinely hurt when Kim gave the bunny back. Rinna was constantly in Kim’s face that season, and giving her a gift for her grandkid was insincere.

      I wish to God Kim wasn’t on the show this season. It looks like they’re bringing Camille, Kim and Brandi back within a few episodes. Jeez, Kim has no business being on this show anymore. We’ve seen enough of this.

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      • Erica says

        May 29, 2019 at 3:19 am

        I would have been profoundly hurt by the bunny thing if I were Rinna. The show bullshit is one thing, but to think that a gift I give to everyone I like who is having a baby has “evil intent” or some sort of Chuckie doll aura, and to give it back so dramatically would have cut me. I FELT it when she did it. Plus, while Rinna is a game one and she laughs along with everyone when it is brought up, the fact is that it may have been a while ago but it is STILL BROUGHT UP and NOT by Rinna.

        Rinna has owned up to when she’s been wrong. Kim has not owned that the bunny thing may have been hurtful to Rinna. She even went so far tonight to basically call Denise a liar about it. She has NO acknowledgement that Rinna could have her feelings hurt about ANYTHING… per usual, it is always about her. She was akward as fuck to Rinna from the get go. (I’m not sure she realized it was Rinna)

        I sincerely root for Kim. But she needs to really work on whatever step it is to own and atone. She also needs to stop with the fake tears in confessional about how Rinna “really hurt her”. Rinna wasn’t the only reason we all thought she was at death’s door.

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        • FarFromPerfekt says

          May 29, 2019 at 2:27 pm

          Amen!

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        • Lisa says

          May 29, 2019 at 6:59 pm

          I agree Rinna was acting. It was like I was watching a soap opera in that moment.

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          • Erica says

            May 29, 2019 at 7:09 pm

            I didn’t say that Rinna was acting.

            Kim was in that confessional where she was saying “wait a minute”.

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        • marc says

          June 4, 2019 at 12:11 am

          Kim seems better during this episode yet I think like Rinna said previously its MOSTLY SOBER. Kim was at her ugliest @ the reunion about that stuffed bunny. No matter how much you abhor your colleague at Bravo her behaviour was extremely disrespectful. If she felt so strongly about not giving her new grandson the bunny she could have dropped it off at a shelter / library etc where I am sure some unfortunate child would have loved a new stuffed animal. Kim makes me see red. Kyle is a fn saint to deal with her smug & unreasonable behavior. I dont wish her any I’ll will but dear God get here off my television. Brandy next week. Ugh.

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    • JoJoFLL says

      May 29, 2019 at 12:56 pm

      I am still fast forwarding through all of Kim’s scenes.

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  2. MelG says

    May 28, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    I’m team Rinna and LOVED Denise Richards for standing up to Kim. Denise has balls when she needs to.

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    • vickie80 says

      May 29, 2019 at 1:35 pm

      I love Denise, she is my girl crush! Lol.

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  3. Kate says

    May 28, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    I fast forwarded that too. It was strange. Glad to know I wasn’t alone.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 29, 2019 at 5:52 am

      I wasn’t in a good place when I saw that scene I just deleted the whole entire mess. II’m irritated that scene messed up the whole show for me.

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      • Tennessee says

        May 29, 2019 at 3:00 pm

        Totally agree, I get agitated a lot lately with this show. I love Denise, the others should take notes from her on how not to be a asshat. Last time I posted, I had turned this off to check out Vida per your recommendation. Thank you. I needed this show, it has it all. By the time the first episode was done I had cried, laughed, empathized, and fanned myself when it got sizzling!? I wanted the food and I wanted to hug Eddy. That was the beginning of a binge, gonna finish the first season tonight. Btw, the actor who plays Eddy was on Better Things recently. If you have not watched this show, I bet you would love it. Pamela Adlon is the coolest grown ass woman on tv. Her career is facinating. Also, you never give crappy recaps, you always come off like a buddy telling me what I missed. Thanks again! Peace everybody.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2019 at 5:58 pm

          Thanks Tennessee, I’m all in my feels tonight and not sure I can recap at all. Your comment touched my cold black heart.

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    • Stubbyg says

      May 29, 2019 at 2:49 pm

      I FF’d through too.

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  4. therealdeb says

    May 28, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    Camille has certainly turned bitch again. I loved Rinna as Erika Jayne, she nailed it. I want fun and light hearted, why can’t we have fun and light hearted?

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    • marc says

      May 29, 2019 at 6:36 am

      From your mouth to God’s ears. I want light hearted fun not this trailer park of Beverly Hills famibly reunion! Go tell it on the mountain !

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    • Stubbyg says

      May 29, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      I think Camille has always been nasty, but pretended to be nice so she could get back on the show. I get the feeling that she thinks she is such a classy lady, but she is just an old broad.

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    • Fizz says

      May 29, 2019 at 4:33 pm

      It seems to me that when Camille has a husband/fiancée she gets a bitchy superior attitude. And when she’s single she’s way cooler. It’s my suspicion that it stems from some sort of insecurity but, either way I’m not a fan of “season 1” Camille.

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  5. dstat says

    May 28, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    I was dinking around during the mammogram scene and was wondering if I should go back to watch it on the dvr. Thanks for the heads up!

    One of the things I like about Denise is she lets a lot of the petty stuff roll off her back. So when she defended Rinna to Kim it carried more weight.

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    • Something Clever says

      May 29, 2019 at 2:45 am

      But Rinna started it with Kim at the party. I don’t think Kim even realized it was Rinna in that costume, and Rinna just let her have it. It was so damn uncomfortable. I wish Kyle had told Rinna to back off, that Kim was a guest at the party. Jeez, let’s move on, people. I’m just sick of that shit.

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      • thill says

        May 30, 2019 at 8:31 am

        Agree that Rinna started it with Kim. She was mean and rude. If Denise wants to tell someone to get over it as it’s just an “effing” stuffed animal, she should have directed that advice to her good friend Rinna.

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  6. BeetsWhy says

    May 29, 2019 at 12:32 am

    If you are rich and live in BH does that mean you can get a mammogram as easily as a spray tan? Us regular folk on the east coast need a prescription and an appointment and we wait the day or two for the results. If we need a follow-up mammogram (I always do) we start the process over and make an appointment. Just me?

    Masterchef poised me off for the same reason but also for another…i’ve waited all season to hear one contestant’s back story and yet another freaking tornado warning cut in! I live in the PHILADELPHIA suburbs people not Kansas and this has been happening for two weeks pretty regularly. I blame the builders and land developers that tear down every bit of mature tree forests/woods for the sake of another strip mall or another McMansion/Townhouse/apartment development. No wonder the tornadoes think we are a concrete prairie.

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    • Something Clever says

      May 29, 2019 at 2:48 am

      Yeah, what about sending prior records, making appointments, no deodorant, etc.? And then waiting weeks for the results? I’d love to have a doctor right there to interpret the images in front of me. I guess that’s how they do it in BH.

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      • Lauren Louden says

        May 29, 2019 at 4:42 am

        Not sure why the scene with Rinna and Kyle has people thinking it was fake. I went once with a friend of mine while she went for her mammogram because we had lunch plans afterwards. I had mentioned that I needed to schedule my mammogram while I was there and they were able to take me that day with my friend. I live in PA (not sure if it’s different per states) and we do not need to have a script to get a mammogram. As far as getting the results at the time of the appointment…my breast center has been able to do that for at least 8 years now. I have been in the same situation Kyle was in, where they have asked me to do another image. I understand how Kyle felt, it freaked me out wondering “what did they find?, why do they need another image??” Turned out they just needing to get a better image due to dense breast tissue (just like Kyle). My breast center asks their patients not to get dressed until after they read the image…just in case they need another one. It’s actually so much nicer being able to have them read at the time of the mammogram. Prevents you from having to wait several days…and then having to go back in for another image…and then waiting another several days for the results.
        Maybe there was something else that I missed that people are seeing as fake, but just wanted to share my experience and that it was almost exact to the scene with Kyle and Rinna.
        The scene where Kyle shares the story about the friends of their daughter being robbed and there was a polygraph….now that was FAKE!!! (In my humble opinion)

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2019 at 6:00 am

          I’m so glad most of you know why that sent me off. Perhaps it is different in Beverly Hills but here in the ghetto you get a letter in the mail, have to schedule a new appointment that could be weeks away and worry the entire time. And it happens to me pretty much every time I have the luxury of getting one. I haven’t had one since Obama care came to Georgia. Because what blue states don’t understand is that insurance is much different in red states. I haven’t been able to afford insurance for years and am planning to move out of the country as soon as circumstances allow to be able to have health insurance.

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          • BnCtrKiki says

            May 29, 2019 at 10:16 am

            Wow, I really did not know health insurance was so unattainable in GA. I am in CT, My credit cuts $555 off my monthly premium, but I still pay $271/month. It is a big chunk of change for me, but I need a lot of medical care right now, so I scrounge it up. Maybe we could all move some place together, and make a commune.

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            • tamaratattles says

              May 29, 2019 at 10:46 am

              It takes like a year to get health care in Costa Rica. That’s my plan. Their healthcare outranks us in all surveys. I believe everyone pays 2% of their income and when you die they come and get you and plant you somewhere or otherwise dispose of you within 49 hours. no charge.

          • PixnTrix says

            May 29, 2019 at 1:30 pm

            I wish I paid that amount since ObamaCare came about I was forced to go on the market because I’m a small business owner and we can no longer offer our employees insurance they had to go to the market because no one was joining but I digress. I pay $887/month per person for my son and I and it doesn’t kick in a dime until we’ve paid $5,000 out of pocket each year. Talk about unaffordable! Congress should have to go on this crap! I long for my HMO insurance that was $523 for the whole family.

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            • tamaratattles says

              May 29, 2019 at 5:54 pm

              If you tell them you smoke it will be twice that. Even though I’ve never had a serious illness and never a surgery until the hernia surgery a couple of years ago. Also uninsured for that.

              And if you pay for the insurance it kinda has to be HMO because no one takes the insurance in GA. No one. Between the monthly payments and the threshold for payment I was looking at $20K+ before anything kicked in. Thus, Hola, Costa Rica.

        • mrsvc says

          May 29, 2019 at 6:03 am

          I completely agree Lauren, I really thought this scene was very real, Kyle looked genuinely nervous and I know how scary that is. I’m in the UK, so completely different health system, if you use the routine mammogram service, you wait 2 weeks. I have had breast cancer and when I have had mammograms both privately and on the national health service during treatment I got the results instantly in exactly the same way Lisa and Kyle did. It must vary – I have never been told not to wear deodorant before a mammogram, I had no idea that was a thing?!

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          • tamaratattles says

            May 29, 2019 at 6:08 am

            You have no idea how backwards healthcare is for most of this country. And each state varies in how things work. In my state you get a letter in the mail and have to wait weeks to go back for the ultrasound or whatever.

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            • mrsvc says

              May 29, 2019 at 6:32 am

              Sure, I thought you were saying that you would never get a mammogram result instantly, but I get what you mean now. Seeing the comments on here I see it’s a completely different approach, effectively this is how ‘rich people’ get mammograms (in the US). What you describe seems so pointlessly time consuming and stressful.

            • Texas says

              May 29, 2019 at 9:07 am

              I too have been effected regarding the bs health insurance changes within the past couple years. My neediest years to date. (Knock on wood) First time commenting. Long time site stalker. I am not happy to see Kim back. She looks 10 years older and she’s IMO the Jenelle of Bravo. Dog bites? Allegedly
              And seriously Kyle was a bit over the top defending Kim. Annoying storyline to get Kim off Maurico and Kyles tab. (Allegedly)

            • JillyAnne says

              May 30, 2019 at 12:40 am

              Tamara, if this is too personal of a question, please don’t bother with answering it. I’m only asking because my brother is moving next year to Costa Rica for many of the same reasons you are – he is moving to Arenal (near the volcano and where the hot springs are) – you don’t have to name any city or anything because I know that’s too personal, but was wondering what region you were considering in Costa Rica – it sure is a beautiful country with a lot of ex-pats living there. My brother already has several friends who live there too, all ex-pats. (Whatever troubles and pain you are experiencing right now in your life – none of my business – I just hope and pray things get better really soon for you and the situation and your pain go far, far away!)

            • tamaratattles says

              May 30, 2019 at 4:47 pm

              I haven’t even been to Costa Rica yet. But I am looking at all the regions. Arenal looks lovely but I think I need to be closer to a hospital. I’m considering both coasts and San Jose. I need to have good Internet access to keep annoying you guys. 🙂

            • Cheleylee says

              May 31, 2019 at 1:33 am

              I’m in San Francisco & have had both Obama care & a nice PPO … definitely the kind of insurance you have impacts the length of time you wait for results. Having good insurance is like a health spa compared to medi-cal. I’m loving Costa Rica now too… thanks TT & I agree your recaps are like listening to a good friend. Thx!

          • micmac says

            May 29, 2019 at 9:34 am

            I love the NHS.

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            • Nicknono says

              May 29, 2019 at 3:43 pm

              Many complain about the NHS but I love it too, especially after reading about the plight of many in the US. I just wish every country adopted a national health service system instead of trying to make money from peoples misfortunes.

          • Something Clever says

            May 29, 2019 at 9:35 am

            I *think* the no deodorant thing is either because it messes with the equipment or messes with the image. But that caveat is prominent every time I get my reminder letter.

            Also, the way my insurance company works, I can’t schedule an appointment until it’s been at least a full year since my last one. Not even 364 days, but at least a full year. Unless Kyle uses the same imaging center and they have her records on file there, and unless she was willing to pay out of pocket (or have Bravo cover it) it just seemed fake to walk in so casually and get it done.

            I do think her worry was genuine, since she has spoken before about her anxiety.

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          • vickie80 says

            May 29, 2019 at 1:43 pm

            I’m also in the UK, Wales, I’ve never had to wait for the result, it’s then and there. I don’t have to pay private for that privilege either. The way some things work in the US seems backwards to me.

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            • Ktina says

              May 29, 2019 at 4:48 pm

              Everything in the US is backwards now.

      • LaNY says

        May 29, 2019 at 8:03 am

        I’m in the northeast , I’m not Kyle Richards rich and I always get my mammogram results on the spot so that’s not a Beverly Hills thing

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        • Librarygirl says

          May 29, 2019 at 10:10 am

          Same here. I have never been allowed to leave the office until the techs have either a clear result on the images, or have immediately done or scheduled an ultrasound to check further. Or have scheduled a biopsy. They do not mess around with letters when they think that there is a problem, for which i am very grateful. My life was saved by this approach. I am quite surprised that if there was truly a question on Kyle’s film that she was not scheduled for an ultrasound, especially given her age and family history.

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    • Shari says

      May 29, 2019 at 7:19 am

      I don’t need a prescription to get my mammogram here in CT. As a matter of fact, my insurance requires that I get one every year and I start getting warning letters towards the end of the year if I haven’t had one. And I sit there in my robe for 10 minutes or so while they read it and if the need another image, they do it then. I think much of this is dependent upon your insurance company and the center where you get your mammogram.

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    • Old Jane says

      May 29, 2019 at 7:50 am

      I am due for a mammogram and made the appointment in April. The first time I could get it and have a bone density test done is the end of July. I got the doctors prescription in March and need to bring it with me (even though the prescription is available to the labs on a shared computer system) along with ID and insurance cards. They have to be scanned EVERY YEAR into the system and I have to sign releases. Then, about a month later I get the results. Easy peasy.

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    • JoJoFLL says

      May 29, 2019 at 1:01 pm

      These ladies have concierge doctors. You pay a yearly fee to go whenever you want and not have to wait. I think in South Florida they start around $3500 a year and that does not include any medical treatments or visits.

      A concierge doctor can afford to be on call.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2019 at 5:45 pm

        It was “Susie Q Cancer Surgeon” reading her fucking mammogram that pushed me over the edge.

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  7. ab says

    May 29, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Who was the hot white/grey hair guy on Farrah during Kyle’s speech?!
    #yesimthirsty lol

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    • ab says

      May 29, 2019 at 12:53 am

      Lol i found him. Alex Manos. I like him better in his Halloween look. ? ? ? ?‍♂️

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    • SD says

      May 29, 2019 at 5:55 am

      He looks a lot like Mauricio to me. When they first showed Farrah in the crowd, I thought it WAS Mauricio next to her, until they showed Mauricio walking up by Kyle at the microphone. But I am facial-recognition-challenged. If someone just changes their hair a bit, or wears more or less makeup or something, I am not sure if they are the same person.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2019 at 6:02 am

        SAME! I thought I was the only one with this issue. When I see people in the wild, I know that I know them. I just don’t know if they are my coworker that I see every day or the cashier at Publix I overshare with ever week or so. Don’t ask a hermit how they are… we will TELL you. 🙂

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        • Jjay says

          May 29, 2019 at 12:35 pm

          It’s happening to me too, I can’t tell who anyone is anymore. Faces on TV all blend together. I moved to a new neighborhood and have no idea who is who around here. May also be related that I was just diagnosed with cataracts needed surgery so maybe there is hope yet. 🙂 Or it maybe just another piece of my mind I’ve lost.

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          • Stubbyg says

            May 29, 2019 at 2:59 pm

            In my life, I don’t recognize people but know their dog (his/her name, their back story), etc. Dogs are much kinder than the people!!

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  8. JillyAnne says

    May 29, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Loved Rinna’s Ericka Jayne costume/attitude that came with it, but the rest of the show with the fake mammogram, Camille continuing to be such a witch, still with the talk of the lie detector/#PuppyGate crap, I am starting to question why I ever even liked this show. Dear Bravo Execs – Please, do NOT ever have Kim Richards on the show again – there is a level of creepiness drunk or sober with her that I have never liked. Kuddos to Denise for standing up to her too. I can’t believe that when I first heard Camille was coming back on RHBH, that I was actually all, aww, good for her after all she’s been through, and now, I seriously cannot stand her at all, although with the fires coming on next week, I am so sorry she lost her home. The only other redeeming thing was not hearing LVP’s voice really all episode.

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  9. Pepper says

    May 29, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Rinna is so funny – she pulled off that EJ look spectacularly.

    All I could think of during the party scenes was, “poor neighbours” … that noise would’ve been atrocious (and yes, I know Kyle’s property is huge, but I live in a rural location where the nearest house is 5km away, yet I hear their parties very clearly).

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    • Blarn says

      May 29, 2019 at 1:06 pm

      You hear them so clearly BECAUSE there’s nothing around. Sound travels far when there’s nothing to block the noise.

      Reply
    • Aranka says

      May 29, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      One thing about Kyle is that she knows how to have fun. She is genuine and very welcoming to her guests. I have a feeling that once invited you can drink and eat all you want at her party, without being judged. She seems like a very generous person to me, Why don’t Erica, Lisa Rina and Dorit ever have parties at their respective homes. So far the only people known to throw generous parties have been LVP, Tedi and Kyle. Perhaps Tom Girardi, HH and PK wouldn’t allow their wives to spend money (does Bravo pay for the parties?)Mauricio is a great fun as well. Their house is lived in, all the kids and dogs, parties etc. Kyle and Mauricio don’t need the two stuck-ups in LVP and Ken. They know how to have fun without them.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2019 at 6:02 pm

        Bravo doesn’t pay for Kyle’s parties because she does them anyway. If production wants a party then they pay. Taylor Armstrong’s kids party comes to mind.

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  10. KB says

    May 29, 2019 at 2:36 am

    Oh wow! I’m watching an episode of Frasier at 2:30am, and Camille’s on there, playing Frasiers crush. Sad to say…. lol there was a lot of bad acting on her part. She played “Eve” at Nile’s costume party. Loool! It’s the episode where Roz finds out she’s pregnant.

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  11. Something Clever says

    May 29, 2019 at 2:52 am

    Best moment of the episode was at the beginning, when Denise had to explain to Aaron (in front of their kid) that she had outed him over the happy ending massage. And him describing the masseuse as ancient! I would have loved to hear their argument once the cameras left. Denise has some serious boundary problems.

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  12. Erica says

    May 29, 2019 at 3:21 am

    I didn’t mind the mammogram scene at all…

    What was fake about it.

    Is this where I should mention, allegedly, that some of us may not have had one yet????

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    • Ktina says

      May 29, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      I haven’t. They scare me and I have no family history

      Reply
  13. Pepper says

    May 29, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Sorry for the second post, but I forgot to say … something is different about Dorit these days (well, from the past four or so episodes) – she seems lighter/more fun (such as when she was playing beer pong with the girls on the camping trip) and funny (in her talking head, when she quipped that Camille was the stray cat) … it’s as if she’s found her voice and it’s really great to see! I’m actually warming to her a lot. I still don’t like PK one bit though – it’d take a lot for me to change my opinion about him.

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    • Carson says

      May 29, 2019 at 6:01 am

      Am I the only one who doesn’t fall to pieces over getting a mammogram? I find them MUCH more tolerable and easier to prepare for than say…a colonoscopy. Then again, I have a chronic disease myself and have been in and out of hospitals since I was ten years old. I say that not for pity, but as background. Like maybe I’m just more used to medical procedures than most people?

      All I know is I asked my mother if she cried and fussed before/during her mammogram appointments and she also said she didn’t.

      Anyone else?

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      • Navymommy says

        May 29, 2019 at 7:14 am

        Nope, not the only one. I have no problem with them and usually have to have an ultrasound as well. They are both done in the same appointment and the doctor comes in after to give me the all clear. They came to the conclusion that the shadows are from former trauma to the breast.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2019 at 8:15 am

          Well bully for you. I got a letter every time. You know back when I had insurance and before Obama Care came to GA. To get it here, I have to pay $20K first. Mostly because I smoke which of course means I am not eligible for a mammogram. But thanks for sharing that you have such excellent service. I hope to have it to when I move to Costa Rica.

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          • Ktina says

            May 29, 2019 at 4:54 pm

            What? You can’t get a mammogram if you smoke? Why? I want to move to Costa Rica as well. Done with the states.

            Reply
            • Lisa waldo says

              May 29, 2019 at 6:35 pm

              I live in SoCal and have insurance and still have to get a prescription from my doctor and then make my appointment which is always months ahead and then have to wait 2 weeks for results and then yes have to go through the process again. My sister lives in BH and yes she goes to one of those places, exceptional non HMO insurance gets you way better care. That whole scene pissed me off. I texted my sister that most of us have to live with the hellish 2 weeks every year or 2 waiting for results. And just wait it’s only a matter of Time until someone decides nah women don’t need mammograms every year let’s do 5

            • tamaratattles says

              May 29, 2019 at 7:22 pm

              Thank you. I feel better about being so infuriated by this scene that I didn’t give a shit about the party. I get rich people have better health care. I doubt Kyle even knows about us with none or how it works with regular insurance but this was not a good idea.

      • Shari says

        May 29, 2019 at 7:28 am

        Kyle cried because her mother died of breast cancer, so mammograms are especially charged for her. Several years ago, I got a call back to have a special diagnostic mammogram because of an issue in the one I’d had. The diagnostic one was an unpleasant experience, with the clinician saying that looking for the spot was like looking for a needle in the haystack due to my large breast size. I called a friend, who was a radiologist and she offered to read my results. After that, I switched to the diagnostic center where she worked and have had to go every six months. On my last visit, I was given the all clear to resume yearly visits. Having worked with SIX women who got breast cancer–one of whom died–I don’t take this lightly.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2019 at 8:19 am

          look, I love Kyle, but if these comments about her being some sort of special snowflake about breast cancer I will shut down these comments. JUST STOP and talk about the fucking Ferris Wheel.

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        • mrsvc says

          May 29, 2019 at 8:25 am

          I think both women said they found it nerve wracking, rather than an unpleasant procedure, which is understandable if both have close family history of breast cancer.

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    • Something Clever says

      May 29, 2019 at 10:40 pm

      Dorit seems lighter because she’s no longer LVP’s soldier.

      Reply
  14. SD says

    May 29, 2019 at 5:46 am

    Just when Rinna thought she had manipulated everyone into bad-mouthing LVP, Camille goes and says something nice about her to People–and Rinna so couldn’t stand it, she had to bring it up immediately in the van. Rinna is so jealous of LVP. And then what Rinna said to Kim tonight was really out of line, though Kim was out of line in giving the bunny back at the reunion.

    I was distressed and uncomfortable seeing Kim on the show again. Her mannerisms and “quirks” are very like my in-law family member with alcohol and drug addiction issues–very like. Kim should not be on the show. I agree with Kendra above, who said it makes her feel the same as watching hoarders.

    I missed season 1 of RHOBH, so I didn’t see “season 1 Camille,” but I am liking her less and less as time goes on in this season. She just seems so fake and two-faced to me.

    I am not going to be happy to see Brandi back either. And if Kim is back more, . . .

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    • Jaded says

      May 29, 2019 at 6:20 am

      No one is jealous of lvp.

      Reply
      • Navymommy says

        May 29, 2019 at 7:18 am

        I disagree. LVP occupies Rinna’s brain rent free. LVP has never had to pimp out herself or her family to make a buck like Rinna has. I don’t shame Rinna or anyone’s hustle but she cant let anything LVP go. She is a dog with a bone.

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        • Jaded says

          May 29, 2019 at 7:47 am

          I think Rinna’s problem with lvp is more about the hypocrisy that surrounds lvp. Just my opinion though.

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          • Jjay says

            May 29, 2019 at 12:43 pm

            This! Rinna sees right through the pink fog of LVP, the hypocrisy, and others falling for it is what annoys her. Not jealousy.

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        • JoJoFLL says

          May 29, 2019 at 1:07 pm

          Navymommy, thats ALL LVP does is pimp herself out to make money. Surely you don’t think those restaurants are making much money? $0.05 on the dollar is about all successful restaurant does.

          Personally, I am jealous of LVP and that fabulous home!

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        • Mmmmmia says

          June 2, 2019 at 3:32 am

          Ummm isn’t being a cast member on RHOBH pimping oneself out? Not that I judge it, because I love the show and I really like most of the cast, but come on now that is what agreeing to be on reality show is.

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  15. marc says

    May 29, 2019 at 6:29 am

    I abhor Kim Richards behavior.I love Rinna & Kyle. I will watch this episode sometime today between laundry & deep spring cleaning. Do you think production is hitting us like a pinata with ancient mariner cast members to make up for LVP ‘s absence? I would rather have an abscess that stomach Kim or Brandi broke ass bitch visage.

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    • LaNY says

      May 29, 2019 at 8:22 am

      I think production erroneous thought it was necessary but it seems that the ladies are doing great without LVP so hopefully production will stop forcing them to talk about her and Kim and Brandi will be one and done.
      I’ve enjoyed the last few episodes because we’re past puppy gate and women are actually having fun.

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    • Something Clever says

      May 29, 2019 at 11:12 pm

      Yes, production is bringing us Camille, Kim AND Brandi to “make up” for LVP’s absence. Jeebus! Camille is enough, but all three at once?!

      I never understood the whole “Saint Camille” thing. Not sure why she’d even want to come back, since she got so much money from her divorce settlement.

      Kim Richards – ew, no thank you! Had enough to last a lifetime.

      Brandi – I actually like Brandi. I find her unfiltered mouth mostly entertaining. She needs rehab, though.

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  16. Navymommy says

    May 29, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Kim Richards is too mentally unstable to handle this show and it shows in every one of her scenes.

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  17. tamaratattles says

    May 29, 2019 at 8:22 am

    I’m going to moderate all further comments about the mammogram scene because y’all can’t seem to know when to just shut the fuck up.

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  18. JustJenn says

    May 29, 2019 at 8:32 am

    Lisa Rinna has some anger issues that she needs counseling for. She’s so hurt about Kim returning the bunny, but would you really want a present from someone who sends you threatening text messages and states that they will f you up? Rinna has a history of the same kind of behavior from other reality shows which is very different from her knee slapping persona that she usually displays on RHOBH. Kim may not be a good fit for the show, but she was at her niece’s birthday party and had a right to be there.

    And I’m with Kyle, Ferris Wheels are a no go no matter what. I love roller coasters, but dangling in the air in a little basket is just not for me.

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  19. Boujee Bee says

    May 29, 2019 at 9:54 am

    Denise has serious boundaries problems. She is often in the TMI mode. I am hoping production is making her talk about there sex life on every episode and she is not that dense and loose lip.

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    • Boujee Bee says

      May 29, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Oh, the best thing every about this episode. No LVP and her British humor. Yeah! (insert happy dance here) ??

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2019 at 10:00 am

        I think we should all watch this episode as many times as possible to boost the LVP FREE ratings.

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        • Lisa Nelson says

          May 29, 2019 at 7:25 pm

          I am hoping they all either make a pact or just naturally on their own stop talking about her and let her just fade away… Also, all of this Camille saying one thing to someone’s face and then another behind their back… does she think this isn’t going to come back and bite her on the butt? I’m glad Kim and Rinna made up. I liked seeing Kim but in small doses. I agree with the people that say the show isn’t good for her.

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  20. Jjay says

    May 29, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    I’m jealous of Farrah’s Halloween birthday, Halloween is by far the best holiday and is perfect for birthday party combo. Signed, a little bit bitter Xmas baby. LOL

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    • ForumDude says

      May 29, 2019 at 9:10 pm

      Well if someone is going to throw me a birthday party worth the price of 15 Birkin bags (Roughly 200k right?) I’m gonna be a stinkin’ happy freakin camper no matter what day of the year it is.

      On the other hand I might be like; what a bother, why don’t we just save the party and you pick me up a very very very nice car plus a years worth of premium gas, and then you can pocket the difference, you’re welcome for the cost savings. But I’m kinda generous/greedy (genreedy? greedious?) like that though.

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  21. Jane says

    May 29, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    All of the current cast members are really bad examples of behavior. Rinna, Erika, Kyle….conspicuous consumption to the extreme. If they care so much about “issues”, why don’t they eliminate glam squads, kiddie makeup sessions, extravagant parties…all that ego driven behavior, and put some money behind what they say they care about. Oh for the early years of all the RH franchises.

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    • Erica says

      May 29, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      You do realize that those glam squads and extravagant parties actually EMPLOY people, right?

      Reply
      • ForumDude says

        May 29, 2019 at 9:12 pm

        It’s like Erica is talking to Jane here and it’s kinda cracking me up a little bit. I wonder what Erika Jane would think.

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    • Boujee Bee says

      May 30, 2019 at 9:46 am

      Let them enjoy the fruit of their labor, without criticism. We all know if we could afford to give a party on that level, we would do it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a professional do your make up or assist in selecting a dress for special events. There are many viewers, who have done the same thing just not on that left. To say it’s ego driven is like telling the bride not hire a glam squad to assist in making her day special. Lighten up. It is all made for television. Besides, if the glamorous life is attainable, I say live it and enjoy every moment.

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  22. Erica says

    May 29, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    ok…. to CHANGE THE SUBJECT and talk about things I’m shocked no one has mentioned:

    PK has annoyed the fuck out of me since moment one. Well, apparently he needs to dress up as Karl Lagerfeld full time because I thought he was GREAT as Karl. I think he stayed in character the entire time!! (started to warm up to him last week when he told Erica’s team they did a great job. Maybe he is an actual manager or whatever Boy George calls him.

    Go back and watch the ever patient Maurico get that bunny costume off of Kyle. You know that he VERY MUCH enjoyed ripping it off of her. Not sure if the second outfit didn’t suffer the same fate at the end of the party if you know what I mean.

    Now, rewind it AGAIN and notice that one of their kids is right there and catch the look on her face when her Dad just ripped her mom’s clothes off. It is HYSTERICAL.

    (And Portia “you forgot your pants, Mom.” That kid kills me)

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    • laurini00 says

      May 30, 2019 at 4:58 am

      The bunny costume removal/replacement scene cracked me up! Also, Mauricio walking through the party bringing the new costume in a bag lol. Too funny.

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  23. Auntie Velvet says

    May 29, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Lisa Rinna’s first mistake was expecting Kim to remember Erica Jayne’s “CUNT” necklace from several seasons back — when Kim probably doesn’t even remember which of Kyle’s kids was having a birthday.

    I wonder if Farrah’s dad was there? He and Kyle apparently get on really well.

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  24. Realitytvlover says

    May 29, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Apologies…without triggering anyone…can someone explain to me what is wrong with the type of mammogram they got? I’m under 40 and am genuinely confused. I just thought it was a nice PSA

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 29, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      read the comments, it is all explained there. There is nothing wrong with the type of mammogram. It’s about being able to walk in with no appointment and getting instant results BY A CANCER SURGEON. None of this happens in normal people’s real life.

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      • astrowaffle says

        May 30, 2019 at 11:50 am

        I haven’t had one yet either, so I was confused too. I was happy they were showing something that is real life (as in that we all need to get mammograms) but of course theirs would be extra fancy. Healthcare is this country is a joke.

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      • Cheryle says

        May 30, 2019 at 12:17 pm

        It doesn’t happen in this wealthy Southern California area either. It was a long process of waiting and yes, I am a breast cancer survivor.

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  25. ForumDude says

    May 29, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Was I the only one that noticed PK ask the Freddie Mercury costumed guy if he had an extra sock down there? It activated my gaydar klaxon again.

    Rinna dressed as Erika actually resembled Michelle Pfeiffer a lot, like a lot, a lot.

    Aaron telling Denise that well it was out there now, and then when the lady’s started getting into it and he excused himself, it just made me think that LVP’s husband can take a clue from his appropriate behavior in both cases. And no I’m not just saying that because I’m crushing on Aaron….mostly.

    Rinna was off base with that crack at Kim, that wasn’t the place or time to revisit that old wound. Kim’s not acknowledging, actually refusing to believe her behavior with the bunny and Rinna might have actually hurt Rinna was kind of symptomatic of her entire everybody done me wrong song.

    Kyle was defending her own sister so, you know, it’s kind of expected.
    Denise defending Rinna was nice.

    LVP is at some point going to wake up and realize her refusing to film with these ladies is going to bite her in the ass, already has. If she thinks she’s irreplaceable this episode is a evidence that she can be rather trivially. They were mostly having fun and I forgot all about LVP. I need her to get her conniving ass in gear and get back in the game. I love me some conniving LVP, not so much this lie detector test taking kitchen renovating watchamacallit she’s playing the role of just now.

    Dorit…ehh.
    Camille…pfft.
    PK…blah.
    Teddi…I’m on board with her.

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  26. Danny says

    May 30, 2019 at 3:48 am

    Kim seems really odd. Not as odd as when she was hanging out with her ex drug buddy ken blumenfeld, but odd. I wouldn’t recommend putting her in these tense situations. A relapse can happen at anytime.

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  27. KarKet says

    May 30, 2019 at 8:14 am

    Can you even imagine if Rinna dressed up like LVP? That would have been the rest of the season’s storyline???

    Reply
  28. Lokie says

    May 30, 2019 at 9:49 am

    If I had a child Portia’s age, I would not be dressing up as a playboy bunny showing my crack to the world. Not a good role model. C’mon Kyle, you’re more creative than that. Aaron’s costume was cute. So innocent and unoffensive. The bunny, Kim, Brandi. stomach-turning, no interest.

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    • Mari6625 says

      May 30, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      What’s wrong with dressing up as a playboy bunny? Many Playboy bunnies are quite successful and show the power in feminism. I thought she looked great. She’s a great role model if you ask me. Just look at them. She and Mauricio have raised amazing kids.

      Reply
  29. kimmy says

    May 30, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    First off, MY APOLOGIES TO ALL, as my favs are LVP and Camille. ( as I said before, I know what she’s about and like her anyway).

    Mammogram scene: written, directed and acted by Kyle, IMO.

    As for Denise standing up for Rinna: Denise was telling Kim and Kyle to get over the bunny and she was really hurt by it. LISA RINNA brought it up!! Not only did she bring it up out of nowhere, but at a totally inappropriate time. Dramatics at Kyle’s daughter’s birthday party. Time for HER to get over it. I also think her tears were fake at reunion.

    I’m so over this cast. They must have to think 5 times before speaking. If something is perceived as a small slight, it becomes a season long storyline.

    LOVE me some RHONY! They can insult each other 10 times in one episode and they hash it out in the moment and, it’s party time!

    P.S. I could actually see Rinna or the others going so far as to take a polygraph if no one believed her. Quite dramatic. The whole thing is just silly.

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  30. Realitytvlover says

    May 31, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    I have been reading through the comments and i finally understand why the mammogram episode was problematic. I’m Canadian and here you can walk in and do it during your lunch…without an appointment. The fact that its WEEKS of planning in some American states is a real eye opener for me.

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  31. Aud says

    June 2, 2019 at 2:15 am

    Lisa Rinna just keeps revealing how thirsty she is. That entire scene with Kim was cringeworthy.

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  32. SJU says

    June 8, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Loved Rinna’s And PK’s costumes.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 8, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      As much as I can’t stand PeeKay, the Karl Lagerfeld costume was spot on and timely.

      Reply

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