Y’all I know I bitch about a lot of recaps but I am so here for this RHOBH Recap! Kim Richards is coming back, and hopefully we won’t see LVP unless she is sobbing about something in her kitchen renovation that probably didn’t cost her a dime. This episode was so good that NBCu gave us a ton of photos from the Halloween/ Farrahween party! I’m so down for this! I’m also physically and emotionally exhausted so I know this might not get up as quickly as I would like. For someone who tries never to leave her house, I somehow always have a lot going on. So forgive me if I skim over things to get to Farrahween!
I am so NOT happy with the MasterChef kids final three. But please don’t post about them in comments. No one is expecting spoilers here. I love that show though.
In the game of life, it’s Rinna take all. Y’all better RECOGNIZE! 🙂 I hope there are lots of confessionals where she laughs at her own jokes and slaps her knee. If you don’t like it, kiss my arse. SWIDT?
Can We Just Get The Hell Out Of Hawaii?
First of all how does Queen Kyle have a kid with a 30th birthday party? That’s insane to me. Secondly, we are not quite done with what’s her name’s wedding in Hawaii.
Holy Mother of God. Kyle has to tell the fake story production made her say about how she knows about the lie detector test AGAIN? Just so our new bride is up to speed? Le sigh. It’s so ridiculous. Please get me off of the big island. I want to go home to Beverly Hills! And thank God we do.
Enough With the In-Scene Ads!
And we get to a Casamigos ad right away. Fuck production I am sick of these scenes. Mauricio and Kyle are investors. But it’s just annoying. It’s a forty minute episode. Every country in the world is shocked that we have ONE THIRD OF THE EPISODE as commercials. And now we need full blown commercials in the episode? Bethenny makes sure her booze is on camera but that is so much different than this kind of bullshit. Fatburger at an event or Bethenny showing her liquor on camera all the time is one thing. This is just annoying.
The ladies have a brief lunch with the girls before heading to the airport. En route, they see a new article in People (stay tuned for a blind item reveal) about how supportive Camille is about LVP. You know the same Camille who bashed LVP’s ginormous new teefs. The episode was aptly named “A Wolf In Camille’s Clothing” by production.
Because apparently we are trying to make this a thing. Farrah was born on Halloween so every year Halloween is a big deal. Rinna as Erika Jayne is ERRYTHANG!
Dorit, Erika and Camille all came as cats. Dorit is funny for the first time in her life when she says that Camille is the stray cat. Dorit’s bizarre confessional look is unintentionally hysterical. Who does their confessionals in a fishnet top and random dangily earrings that spell out Chanel?
Kyle outdid herself with the Farrah’s wheel. The RHOBH talk about their own 30th birthday parties. I do don’t remember my 30th birthday. That probably means it was good. I’m pretty sure there was not a Ferris wheel involved. But you never know.
Kyle is terrified of the Ferris wheel. I would be too. But they all survived. Rinna, who came as Erika Jayne, is staying in character the entire party. She tells Kim that giving Rinna the bunny back was cunty. She refuses to get in the photos with her. Kyle is not amused. Kim is definitely not amused. But she seems sober.
Denise Richards, who rarely gets into all the drama, is taking up for Lisa Rinna to Kim’s face. She’s close with Rinna. They talked about the whole bunny situation when it happened. Rinna was genuinely hurt by Kim. When she tells Kim how much she hurt Rinna’s feelings Kim says that is a lie. Kyle of course stands up of Kim.
When Rinna, Dorit and Denise talk, about bunnygate, we have a flashback that includes Eden Sassoon. I had forgotten she even existed. Dorit seems normal by comparison. Rinna staying in character the whole party is rather annoying.
Eventually Rinna and Kim talk. There are clearly a lot of hurt feelings on both sides. They decide to forgive each other and hug it out.
Next week Brandi has her scene with Denise. Camille is still a cunt. It’s the girl’s trip to France. And the California wildfires.
Apologies for the crappy recap. I was really looking forward to the episode. It’s been a long night. I’ll have to watch it again when I can enjoy it. Don’t ask. Everything is fine. Just a convergence of bad situations.
Gentle Reminder: Many of us were offended by the scene with Kyle getting a mammogram. I beg of you not to go into detail about why this was so offensive and sharing details about breast cancer. We all have enough going on and do not want to hear your stories. It’s not that we don’t care, it’s that we care too much and are just trying to make it through the damn day. Thanks.