My DVR is recording part two of the three part Teen Mom 2 Reunion right now. Apparently, it didn’t record part one and there was a lot of drama. I’m watching part one of the Teen Mom 2 Reunion on demand now, so I can’t really do a full recap because I can’t pause and there aren’t even mancommercials to catch-up.
Leah doesn’t have much to report. Addy still has problems with her lymph nodes. She’s been on antibiotics for a month. It seems like they think she has mono. But, she may need a biopsy. Oddly, when Jeremy came out, there was an ad On Demand mid sentence. I love Spectrum for Internet and the cable is almost never out. But On Demand sucks donkey balls.
Jeremy says that Jason would not even speak to him. He felt like Jason was very controlling and was a stalker. Nessa and Dr. Drew both want Leah and Jeremy to get back together. I do too. What I don’t want is a five year old with health issues interviewed on live TV. But, Addy is still hilarious.
Kail
Kail says that she hasn’t talked to Chris in two months. He was cheating on her. She threw a baby shower for one of his friends. His sidepiece was sitting right next to her the whole time. She had no idea. She doesn’t want to be associated with Brianna at all.
Brianna
Brianna says that Nova spent the night with Devoin recently. He took Nova and her friend to the pool. He was so drunk he doesn’t remember anything that happened. She had to go pick him up. We will see this on the next season. Devoin will be on part three of the reunion. John is there for part one. They are happy and in love.
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Jenelle
Jenelle comes out in a “Canadian Tuxedo.” That’s the slang term for jeans and a jean jacket. I guess I am not familiar enough with Canadians to know why it is called that. Apologies to my Canookian friends. We start with a montage, Nathan’s custody agreement, the 911 call where she days David abused her, and her mom saying she is going to lose everything. It ends with Jenelle going off Amber for attacking her family instead of reaching out to her.
I had no idea that Nessa was dating Colin Kaepernick! Nessa says that Jenelle posted hateful comments about her man. She pulls up the receipts. Jenelle claims that she has never seen that IG post. She had no idea who her boyfriend was. She says that this is supposed go about about her storyline. Nessa is making it about her. Jenelle storms offstage. Jenelle is having a breakdown. She says she has too much going on right now to deal with this. I can’t help but feel bad for Jenelle. I know y’all hate when I say that, but the girl is in danger.
Part Two of Teen Mom 2 Reunion
And that is where we end Part 1 of the Teen Mom 2 Reunion. Part two begins with Jenelle, Dr. Drew, Barbara and Jenelle’s “manager” Johnny talking her back out on to stage. Barbara is fully supporting Jenelle and comes out to sit with her. Jenelle says she didn’t write the tweets. She tries to blame it on her social media manger or the ad companies. Actually, I don’t think she posted that. I don’t think she even knows who Colin is. I think it was David.
I’m concerned about what Jenelle is wearing. I feel like David picked that out. Jenelle would never wear this for a reunion. Jenelle says she and Barb are good again because David gets along with Barb now.
Barb is kind of hilarious. She had no idea what Facebook live was. She thought she was just talking to the one person when she said they go kill Kail. Then MTV called. Barb doesn’t like Kail and she thinks everyone is overreacting. Jenelle says she set her products on fire after Kail said her husband needs a psychiatric evaluation on her podcast. Barb strongly defends Jenelle. Jenelle just cries.
Kail
On to Kail and Javi. I’m not sure what the point of this segment is. Javi and Lauren don’t seem very happy together. My biggest takeaway from this segment was that Kail and Javi were both in torn jeans. So maybe this is a “come as you are” reunion for everyone and I didn’t notice it until I saw Jenelle. Maybe they have had a clothing stipend for the reunions in the past and didn’t get one for this reunion and are protesting? Maybe I am just obsessing over dumb shit.
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Next up is Kail and Vee. Again, why? I like Kail and her first two sperm donors and Vee. But this seems like a non-story. Kail cries seeing the montage of their history. Kail sees no correlation to her relationship with Lauren. Joe apparently didn’t want to come. Joe and Vee finally got married. Vee and Kail are really good friends now. They both cry when Kail says she could not have wished for a better stepmom for Isaac than Vee.
Brianna
In the next segment we have Brianna back out on stage with Devoin. He says his name is actually Devoin and not “Devonne.” Brianna basically says she never cared enough to pronounce his name properly. And yet, she had a baby with him. Devoin claims he only had two drinks at the party. Should we call him Countess Devoin now? Devoin seems like he is on something now. He’s ready to leave the stage and party in NYC. He has no interest in sticking around to talk to John. He can’t even see his daughter at this point. It looks like good father, Devoin, has checked out.
Chelsea
I love that Chelsea corrects Dr. Drew right off the bat when he asks if Cole has gotten better at “babysitting.” WTF? Parents don’t babysit their own kids. What a sexist thing to say. Would he ask if Chelsea has gotten better at babysitting? Chelsea says Cole is a helicopter parent. They plan too have one or two more kids.
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There are no leads in the burglaries in her neighborhood. She is still thinking about moving. Adam and his mother have been visiting Aubree weekly at her lunches. I love Chesea’s dad. But he is so thirsty. Chelsea wishes her dad would stay off Twitter. Did I miss the explanation about why Cole is not there?
I’m not sure if I will recap the final part of the Teen Mom 2 reunion at all.
I don’t watch this show but I do read the recaps. Who could blame you for not keeping up with this one.
TT…here’s some useless information: Canadians are not Conookians, we’re Canucks. 😂
It’s called a Canadian tuxedo because Bing Crosby was denied entry in a Vancouver hotel in the 50s for wearing denim from head to toe.
I’m Canadian and have lived too many decades to count right about now and had never heard this term lol It must be used more by Americans? Maybe?? lol Thanks for posting the info caramelcomplected1!!
Ha, I’ve been affectionately calling y’all Canookians here for years. I even had a “Canookian mobster” threaten my life for doing so once… He was not nice at all.
I enjoy Canookian! Seems bit better than canoehead 😂 from a crazy Canuck
I wish they would stop calling this show Teen Mom. don’t learn from my mistakes mom’ or bad choices mom. Or I have to keep being stupid so I get a paycheck from MTV mom
TT, thanks for the re-cap. I can’t bear to watch anymore. Jenelle is in so much danger. Until you’ve been in that situation, trapped by a violent, controlling man, you can’t even know. It changes your brain in a scary way. You can’t see the danger for your children, and you can’t even help yourself. I pray that some way, some how, she can get away from him before it’s too late. Sorry to sound so dire, but it’s the truth.
Jenelle’s potentially volatile home life aside…she is the same as she has always been. Nobody is allowed to call her out on her bad behavior without it turning into everyone is attacking me, I have so much going on, tears, etc. Just once it be nice to see her own her behavior. Kail, Brianna, and Amber are all wired same way.
Here’s the link to a post I made years about about Real Housewives of Vancouver and the mob connections. There was a Canookian complaining about my use of the term Canookian. And a completely batshit Canookian coming me to tell me the mob is a real thing in Vancouver and nothing for me to giggle about.
It was fantastic meltdown in comments.
https://tamaratattles.com/2012/03/01/the-realhouses-of-vancouver-could-be-mobwives-of-vancouver/
I know this is a teen mom recap, but this link brought back memories…the RHOV.
WHERE OH WHERE DO I BEGIN?! Three of the cast members were American.
Reiko and Sunny divorced and she switched teams. Sunny was indeed involved in some heavy shit…I can’t believe you mentioned Gillian Guess. TT you’re the real MVP! That trial was the HOT MESS EXPRESS! 🤦🏽♀️
Jody Claman’s husband divorced her and they had a very ugly and public legal battle. Hubby ended up with custody of her youngest daughter.
Ronnie and her husband are dunzo. Ioulia and her sham of a marriage is finito like Bobbito!
There is one who shall not be named that is an absolute ROACH! Casting her was miraculous because she ain’t got a pot to piss or 💩 in. I know this for a fact because of dealings I’ve had with her…she’s faux riche!
So, I read the link and comments. Of course I giggled and laughed at the usual tit for tat banter found here. The insight, word artistry and TT’s sources give us such amazing, crazy and such different insights into the (true) lives of “reality” persons . This post is many years old, I didn’t recognize anyone currently commenting, apologies if I missed someone here and a lot of comments were “anonymous”. Guessing that anonymous business had to change?
It occurs to me that I was so naive about RHOwherever for a LONG TIME! I only read blogs on Bravo!? I remember reading the “reality persons” responses to their commentors on their blogs, that was after years of watching I’ll just add. Do they even do that anymore? I was on an island of scratching my head and tuning in next week forever, just craziness! None of my friends watched and if they did it was one or two cities, a little shame involved with even discussing out loud things like “I love so and so…you’re crazy, she so much better than so and so…!” conversation, over lol. I’m not remembering what brought me to TT just a couple of years ago but I was pissed about something and searched the “interweb”, giggle and landed here, pretty quickly! Admittedly I’ve “read around” but I really don’t any more unless TT directs or “TT approved” information is a must read or see.
I wish I’d have known about TT since the inception! Damn!
TT, Cole will be on part 3.
I have a problem with what Nessa did to Jenelle in part 1. This show is not about her and Colin Kapernick and his cause. She did not need to confront Jenelle on stage. She could have had a conversation with her off camera. My rant is done.
Thanks for the recap
I completely agree with you. Nessa clearly had an agenda and it looked bad on her part. Jenelle was clearly unequipped this line of questioning because it was so off tropic. It was messy. I am by no means a Jenelle empathizer, but this was low.
Agree totally about Nessa’s whiny rant. This show is not about you. And while I’m no Jenelle fan, Nessa grilling her ans upsetting her that bad is somehow going to be an issue when she gets home. I’m sure insane David will manage to take it out on her. I’m genuinely scared for her.
Leah
Has shown a lot of personal growth. The fact that she called it quits, she did not end up pregnant, and has let Jason go despite his attempts at re-entry is great.
Chelsea
I am not an Adam fan at all and am actually very pro Cole, but that is a very slippery slope that Chelsea is walking on. In ten years from now Aubs is still going to be trying to establish a relationship with Adam – blood is blood, good or bad.
Brianna
Nova is in the same spot as Aubs except she has no back up father figure to prove that good dads are really out there. So disappointed in Devon – not cool.
Kail
Happy for her relationship with Vee and Chris was a dirt bag from the very start. She needs to still grow up and begin talking to Lauren.
Jenelle
The fact that she kicked drugs and seemed to have created a good home with a father figure looked promising but it was all smoke and mirrors. They have lost custody of all the kids and it is most likely for very valid reasons.
I agree that it was slimy of Nessa to basically ambush Jenelle and call her out. This doesn’t make me like Jenelle more or less, but it makes me lower my already not so high opinion of Nessa.
While it was nice to see Barb and Jenelle getting along, knowing what we know, just makes me all kinds of sad about the reality.
I suspect Jo and Cole stayed home with children and work and to avoid the drama.
I do NOT appreciate MTV, Dr Drew and Nessa for pushing any matchmaking. In part one not only did they make a big deal of wanting Leah and Jeremy back together, but also encouraging Brianna to be with John and;.. have a baby with him! Yes, she really needs another baby.
I liked that Nessa asked Devoin how to pronounce his name and that she and Drew proceeded to pronounce it correctly. Shame on Brianna for pointedly continue to mis pronounce it. She may have no respect for him but no excuse. She claims she doesn’t even know what the correct pronunciation of her name is, but most of us kind do care.
That said, Devoin was certainly not in a good place and I agree, the new good Devoin was not in the building for this reunion.
Why doesn’t someone hook Chelsea up with a security company and RING doorbells?
Part III will include Brianna’s mom and sister and that is enough reason to skip it.
Not cool Nessa! Not cool!
I am sort of a Jenelle sympathizer. I’ve been in her situation and it’s sort of a tunnel vision thing. I don’t have kids though. So I know it’s horrible. I just don’t blame Jenelle for all of it. I see the outside forces. I understand she is in a dark place and clinging to … David. It’s all she has. This is not going to end well. It makes me really sad. I have no high horse to sit on for this,
I have also been in an abusive situation and when kids are involved I have found people stay in it to keep roof over kids heads or run like the devil is chasing you (it is) to save your kids from that life. I chose to run and it was not easy. Jenelle has so many choices and options to ask for help yet refuses. I think David is just the inner Jenelle and this will not end well. I’ll still say a prayer.