The RHONY Reunion was filmed a bit earlier in the season than usual this year. I imagine that was to get it in before Luann went before the judge in Palm Beach today. Although, a remote interview from Palm Beach jail would have made for fantastic ratings. I thought on this relatively slow news day, we could discuss the RHONY reunion dresses.
What Is The Theme For The RHONY Reunion Dresses?
Overall, I don’t get it. Dorinda, Bethenny and Luann all went with sequins. The other three are either 1980s prom or maybe 1980s bad bridesmaid dresses. New Yorkers are pretty notorious for thinking they are the fashion example for the rest of us. So how do the RHONY miss the mark so often?
Bethenny Frankel knocked it out of the park. I don’t know who she is wearing but it’s pretty stunning. My only issue is it is about two or three inches too short. I feel like the RHONY never sit on a couch in their dress before choosing it. Actually, none of the franchises seem to. She is very close to needing a snatch guard. And what is going on with her shoes?
If I were only going by the first photo, I’d choose Luann de Lesseps for second slot. However, when seated in the second photo, we get an eyeful. I don’t need to know her that well. In the second photo, I like Dorinda Medley’s dress better. Not just because it is more modest, but because the lighting shows off the sequence in a better way. I’m not a fan of strapless dresses on mature women.
So for the reasons stated above, I’ll put Luann de Lesseps in my third slot. I’m sure it is Jovani, which by nature makes it a bit “prommy.” I think Luann also wins the shoe game.
Next, I guess I will go with Ramona Singer. I can’t put Ramona in the bottom on National Turtle Day! The neckline is too low. The slit is two high. The color is beautiful and flattering. The interesting thing is she is not in the second photo that the other RHONY were sharing on Instagram.
That leaves Tinsley Mortimer in the bottom. I hate mullet dresses. In my opinion you need to wear either a long dress or a short dress. Not a mullet. I love the color. It’s great on her. Why is she just dashing into the second photo from the side? Is she photo bombing? Or is the front of her dress too short to sit down?
Then there is Sonja Morgan. First of all, it looks like she has had face work done again. Because Ramona was left out of the second photo, when I first looked at it, I thought it might be Ramona. Don’t any of these women have help with styling their RHONY Reunion Dresses? There is nothing good about this dress. She needs better foundation garments. It’s too short. It’s ugly in every way.
Who loved my #RHONY reunion dress? Going to donate it to 1 lucky person who might be in need of a gown for a special occasion! PS – dress will fit size 4-6, it has been cleaned and will ship anywhere in #usa! Not included are the fabulous and rare jewels on loan from @solowco ? DM me your stories of why you need a dress & I will chose the lucky winner. Good luck! ?
I think she made a great choice. It’s also kind of her to give hers away.
Okay, tell me what RHONY Reunion Dresses you liked best and worst.