On tonight’s RHOBH Recap we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are going to Hawaii! The bad news is it is for Camille’s wedding. I am sorting looking forward to watching LVP “pass a lie detector test” tonight though. That’s going to be hysterically bad reality TV. It’s going to be RHOBH meets Marriage Boot Camp.
Oh joy, it looks like we are starting with that. We start in some rambleshack office with John the polygraph guy. No last name. No company name. Just a janky room. And John Sessa who is carrying around a pink dog for the liar. John says polygraph tests are “nearly 100% accurate.” That’s a lie. Also, she is being asked the questions that Sessa creature wrote for her and had them in advance.
Also, while everyone else is in short sleeve shirts, LVP has on a sweater, a scarf and a jacket. John the lie detector guy puts his straps over all of that. For what? How the hell can they machine even pretend to measure perspiration and such when the contraption has three layers of heavy clothing between it an her body? But the lie detector says there is “zero chance” that she is lying. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! John tells us he has been testing people for over thirty years. In fact he said that three times in the two minute segment. My lie detector says John is lying.
Always a Bridesmaid…
On to an more serious question? Why the hell is Kyle Richard’s Camille Grammer’s bridesmaid? It makes no sense. They are not close at all. All I can think of is that someone had to do it. Flashback to the infamous dinner from hell. Kyle’s bridesmaid dress is basically a black lace tablecloth with cap sleeves. Because that just scream Hawaiian wedding doesn’t it?
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Oh yeah! Hawaiian Airlines first class cabin looks amazing! What is up with the janky production on the big island? Did they hire locals for this? I noticed it when pulling photos and thought it might just be bad digital video. It’s janky on my fancy TV too!
Aloha!
TamaraTattles had sources at the wedding. One of the first things they said was that the hotel where the RHOBH were staying was not very nice. This is someone who was an invited guest and is accustomed to nice things. Yet, it is a paid promotion so everyone is raving about the place. Also, it’s Hawaii. It’s all beautiful.
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During the hysterical lie detector scene LVP was asked about Dorit’s ever changing face. LVP replied that Dorit has had a head transplant. I was trying to figure out who the blond I didn’t recognize was the whole trip. Then the hotel employee says, “Dorit, this is your suite.” She’s unrecognizable.
So many season one Camille flashbacks.
Hang Ten or Take A Seat?
Every heads to the beach where Camille tells Kyle she’s the reason LVP is not coming to the wedding. No, Camille, her getting busted for planting stories with ROL is the reason she’s not coming to the wedding. In a weird big of editing we see Camille appear with a plate of fresh fruit she sets on a beach chair. They all jump up and swarm the platter like they haven’t eaten in years.
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Lisa Rinna has a weird swimsuit on. It has a high neck and all I can think about is weird tan lines. That’s how interesting this scene is. I’m focused on the fruit platter and Rinna’s one piece. Everyone finally goes paddle boarding. It seems like they have all done it before. Kyle is not a fan and is the first to drop out. I don’t think I’d enjoy paddle boarding.
Back in Beverly Hills, Patrick Muldoon runs lines with Denise Richards. He hasn’t aged well.
Everyone goes to Camille’s fabulous Hawaiian mansion for dinner. If this is really her house why has she been living in a trailer in Malibu since her house burned down? In fact, why is she living in Malibu at all?
I’m just really enjoying this dinner scene. Everything about it is amazing. The best part was when the pasta came out in a wheel of Parmesan. I think that was the first time I’ve ever seen food actually go into Rinna’s mouth. They all ate it!
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There was some sort of party favor in a white bag that said Team Camille and had the bride and grooms photos on it. So thirsty.
For some reason these grown adults went around the dinner table to say what the like most and least about their partner. Edwin said his answer was the same for both. How organized she is. I can see that being great and annoying. But on the bus Edwin is trying to smooth Teddi’s feathers about it. He tries to fix it by saying “no guy wants the playgirl model that everyone wants to fuck.” Oh Edwin, sweetie, just stop talking. Rinna who is also on the fun bus points out she is that chick. She was in Playboy twice.
Rinna has been a bit under the weather since she landed in Hawaii. She is losing her voice.
Teddi has an offer to buy half of her company. She is conflicted over whether to sell and have more time with her children or keep what she has created for herself.
What Is Maurico On?
Maurico has been a bit off for most of this trip but at the dinner before the wedding day, he’s baked. Like totally baked.
Production came up with a very elaborate story about how Kyle found out LVP was taking a lie detector test. It’s ridiculous. She found out because she’s a producer and is in on all the producer group emails. But whatever. They had to get the story in somehow. But her daughter’s BFFs construction workers or whatever that was she just said would not know why she was taking a lie detector test. It was just such a random piece of storyline. But, here we are. Back to #puppygate
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Rinna who has almost no voice left brings up one of my points about how you don’t just walk into a lie detector place and says here, ask me these questions (including one about Dorits many faces) and call it a valid test. We flashback to the lie detector scene. Mauricio points out lie detector tests are not admissible in court. Teddi wins the night by saying Ted Bundy passed a lie detector test.
It’s Camille’s wedding day. Her very ill mother has arrived. Kyle pays her way more attention than Camille did. She didn’t even offer her help with makeup other than smearing some lip gloss on her.
Meanwhile, Dorit brought seven pairs of sunglasses for the wedding. Was she ever fat? Because fancy sunglasses are a fat chicks best friend. Or um, maybe that is just me.
I do not understand why Camille is going to her wedding in a teeny tiny car. This is the one time you need a stretch limo for your wedding gown. HOLY SHIT. She is hyphenating her last name with her ex-husband’s last name? Why would any man marry a woman who did that?
As usual all the housewives are late. And so is my Tamara Tattles spy right there in the circle. 🙂 Camille’s dress is AMAZING.
On next week’s RHOBH Recap, it’s Halloween. And Kim Richards shows up.
I appreciate how you always get your recaps up right away! I don’t even watch the shows anymore, unless it sounds interesting from your recaps! You work hard and I appreciate you.
I’m sorry, TT, I have nothing, this has to be the worst season. I can’t watch anymore, I’m finished. Even the handsome husbands can’t get me to watch another episode. Thank you for your sacrifice and I’ll read your recaps.
Does LVP really think the fans are that stupid? So, she pays this unknown man at the unknown agency five times his usual fee and he’ll say she passed it 100%. I don’t buy for a hot second that lie detector session. As usual, thanks for the recap, TT! As usual, excellent! (As far as why is Camille still living in a trailer in Malibu? Could it be for the kids’ school or something? I literally have no idea, other than the show maybe?)
If you are ever inclined to join the Facebook groups discussing the show, you’ll see the answer is yes. They believe everything that comes out of her mouth. It is astounding, to say the least. I had to exit.
Jenkins, I left the fb group’s due to the rabid LVP “fans”, they will literally believe anything LVP and when you question you get the old “you’re just jealous” response.
100%! I found it interesting how vile the comments about the other cast members were as well. There’s zero self-awareness and a lot of bad energy.
Even the open Bravo RHOBH page isn’t moderated, and the comments about the other women are disgusting!
Because this is CA- living in a trailer in Malibu is a thing. STATUS real estate- many rich/famous (and potentially washed up ones too) celebs, etc live there. It’s on the beach. Literally, these are million dollar trailers.
Does Camille not have any real friends, or she needed Kyle to be her bridesmaid for other reasons?
I was wondering that too, or if it was just storyline. Probably a little from column A, a little from B.
I was thinking this too?? Remember her close friend DeDe from the 1st season?? The pretty sweet red head (not crazy Allison the “medium” – the other friend) who was talking with her after she found out about Kelsey’s affair?? Did she just dump her when she was off the show for a few years?? I thought for sure she would be a bridesmaid.
Side note – Mauricio high as hell was HILARIOUS 🙂
I remember her — know that. LOL
Her children’s last name is Grammer. She’s publicly known that way. It’s not unheard of.
If a lie detector blood pressure cuff is like the one at my DRs office then LVP could not get an accurate reading over her clothing unless she was wearing a thin shirt Normally, they make me remove my shirt if I can’t get the sleeve out of the way.
Here’s a quote I found:
“When having your blood pressure measured, the cuff should always be placed directly on your arm. Studies have shown that clothing can impact a systolic blood pressure from 10 to 50 mmHg.”
I haven’t seen it yet but if LVP was wearing a jacket and the BP cuff works the same then it was a farce. Of course, I believed it was a ruse from the beginning but … a shocking display of how little they’re trying to make it look legit. They must be depending on the LVP stans to stomp their feet and fight it out with the normies defending their queen.
I’m looking forward to seeing it. I love Big Island. Thank you for the recap, TT.
I was wondering about that! My Dr took my blood pressure with my sweater on and it was the first time I wasn’t told to roll up my sleeve. RHOBH has become like a bad romance novel where the whole story is based on one situation that frustratingly takes the entire book to come to do what could have been done in the first chapter. Of course she didn’t directly tell the story herself she just maneuvered everything and everyone else to get to the same place so when they ask her ” did you call ROL with the story directly” and she answers ” No! ” I it will seem like
She is telling the truth!
Exactly!! LVP would not have filmed that lie detector test if she weren’t assured the result. We all know that innocent people fail lie detector tests and she would not have taken that chance. I don’t believe the results and don’t trust LVP at all. Clearly, we saw on this episode how little LVP thinks of Dorit. The crux of this drama rings true.
All that said … so many people (especially LVP stans) miss why the HW’s are upset. It isn’t about LVP telling the media a truthful story — she had every right to talk — LVP orchestrated how and when the story was revealed to the press. LVP had Teddy, Kyle, and Sessions on camera and pretended she didn’t want to talk about it. LVP claims she was afraid of fan backlash toward Dorit and her family. LVP wanted it to look like Teddi and Psycho Sessa wanted the story told on camera but so did LVP.
None of this is a fact but given LVP’s past behavior … it’s pretty obvious.
What bothers me is that she’s being ostracized during the worst time of her life. I wish she had sold stories and bashed Dorit the way she deserved, I personally believe that she did not. Each of these women are backstabbing and disgusting and only concerned about the way they are perceived. The hypocrisy is astounding
No one is being ostracized. One person is refusing to film and making hateful comments about the rest of them. No on is backstabbing anyone except for LVP.
If the lie detector test is crap then why would the construction crew who were working on kyles daughters friends house have to take it?
There were no construction workers. Kyle was given a story to tell about how she knew about the lie detector. Production told Kyle about the lie detector. It’s all fake.
Really, how stupid do they think we are? And Kyle couldn’t even pull out some acting chops to sell it? (And I too was checking to see if Rinna actually ate something)
I feel like Kyle didn’t want to be the one tasked with the delivery. It’s more extra work caused by LVP’s tantrums.
And they know that most people watching these shows are very stupid. Um, present company excluded. I miss being stupid. It was a lot less annoying to watch these shows back when they were less produced.
I don’t deny that losing a sibling the way she did was tragic, but I doubt this was the worst time of her life. If so, she has been very lucky for decades. To be clear, I am not dismissing anyone’s pain. I just am noting that we all have pain—a lot of the time.
Reply was for @Lisaj.
many women keep their children’s last name, it’s not that wild. the only people it would bother are clearly women who have never had children.
Im in the midst of watching right now.
All I can say for sure is I am ALL ABOUT the Patrick Muldoon and Denise Richards Christmas movie with FUCKING BARBARA EDEN!!!!!!!!!
It isn’t even summer yet, and now I can’t wait for winter.
I’m addicted to Hallmark Christmas movies and seeing these scenes made me long for November!
Lol you don’t have to wait until Nov anymore! This year Hallmark Channel has 46 Christmas movies and they are starting to air them in June or July!!!
Christmas in July.
Yes!!!!! Denise is adding So much to the show because of scenes just like that!
It’s totally bogus that LVP had the questions ahead of time.
It’s totally weird that Camille had Kyle be a bridesmaid. And it was terrible how all the others arrived late.
I was shocked at Mauricio’s behavior at that dinner.
I too noticed the bad editing that had Camille carrying in the fruit platter in the middle of when she was supposedly answering a question in conversation.
Camille looked so fake and like she was posing in how she said her vows and how she kissed him at the end of the ceremony. She seemed like she was trying extra hard to look all lovey-dovey.
Kyle is really pretty!
It’s true about fancy sunglasses being a fat chick’s best friend. I’m in Milan at the moment and going home with a suitcase full of handbags.
I thought the seven pair of sunglasses was brought by Dorit. Camille’s dress was absolutely beautiful and so was Kyle’s. They both were lovely as was the event. I am thrilled for Camille. As for as her name I see nothing wrong with the Grammer being carried on because of her being known as a Grammer and her children have the name. I like her and also disagree about her not paying any attention to her Mom. Bad editing I guarantee you because she is extremely close to her Mother.
The lie detector test was all just for LVP to have some air time. Really silly!!!!! And like several have commented who gives a lie detector test to someone that created the questions? LVP must think we are
stupid.
I loved Camilles wedding dress too, one of the prettiest Ive ever seen. She looked really beautiful and every inch the first time bride and not the second. Hopefully the marriage is sucessful. I think the hypenated name is for professional reasons and its her kids last name, so theres that too. Perhaps the new husband understands due to her existing fame, she wants to use both names.
Dorit did bring the sunglasses. I screwed up the names. Fixed it.
Watching RHBH and in the commercial for Below Deck Med, I see that Colin is coming back! So psyched that I ALMOST don’t care that Joao is back in the bosun position. Sandy got her wet dream.
I really hope its different stews, cause I cant take another season of that clown joao playing those girls.
Whatever happened to Camille’s “normal” friend she filmed with on season 1? I know she said she and psychic were no longer friends, but that “friend” was around A LOT. She was in a flashback on tonight’s show …
DD! She did have her own makeup line, not sure if she still does or not. She does makeup and hair. My thirst for Housewives gossip used to be very real. So I followed her on Facebook for a time. That’s a phase I outgrew. I digress. Anyway, she never made mention of Camille or posted photos. I always just assumed DD was Camille’s glam girl and in turn Camille’s paid friend.
That makes sense! No one else wanted to film with her, so bring in the glam staff. Thanks!
Her friend DeeDee from earlier seasons was to the left of Camille when she was coming down the aisle.
I thought that hotel looked very ordinary but it had good views. Didn’t look like there was beach access.
Mauricio was hilarious.
So I guess we aren’t going to talk about LVP saying she didn’t want the polygraph examiner to ask her if Erika tucks. Sickening.
I was appalled by that comment as well. What a nasty thing for her to say about Erika.
Nasty is right. Erika really isn’t involved in puppygate. Not to mention LVP is supposed to be an advocate for the LGBT community. Remember when LVP said Rinna asking if Dorit did coke in the bathroom was a low blow? LVPs tucking comment? No excuse. If that comment had been made by the ladies of Atlanta it would have been called transphobic.
This is so true, Jaded! LVP has been given way too many passes with her snide hateful comments, oh its just “British Humor” bullshit…. She sure loves to cut people down to make herself feel better… Why on Earth does she even need to involve Erika in the issue at all?? Erika has said absolutely nothing about her that warrants a personal attack like she did….I hope she gets raked over the coals on social media over that ugly comment!
I doubt she will get raked over the coals. She’s exempt from all the life rules we all live by. My problem with her comment is she used it as a put down.
Just because Vanderpump wears pink and pussy bows doesn’t mean she is not a viper underneath of it all. Also, the whole lie detector business was a complete charade and a total insult to all RHOBH viewers. Only tried and true LVP believers will buy the nonsense she is trying to sell.
Her replacement for Ken — Sessa or whoever it is, is looking for his permanent place at her side. He will go the way of all LVP’s lackeys, ie. Brandi and Cedric, and it will all end in tears for them.
I literally couldn’t believe what I was hearing. LVP appeared to be having the time of her life filming that farce and insulting random co-workers. It really doesn’t matter what LVP says or does. Her stans are not bright enough to see through the charade and are hypnotized by the accent.
I wonder if Billie from VPR will call her out for that comment. If LVP goes to the reunion Andy has to call her out about it.
If Andy calls her out on it everyone will say he is joining in the pile up. If anyone dares ask lvp a question they are mean and a bully. Back to the victim act.
Did you catch the way Camille was breathing? So season 1 Camille.
Another week with it as background while I played video games on my phone….. BORING! Love her or hate her but LVP is essential for this show. If she were to leave what would these women talk about?
You forgot the best part of the episode. When Denise talks about Thanksgiving a few years ago, and Charlie showed up and left his hooker in the car while he came inside to the party. “Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving” lmfao
That was the best! Denise Richards is a freaking gem!
What this season has proven for the last few weeks is LVP is not the cornerstone of of RHOBH. Sorry LVP faithful followers. Kudos to Teddi for reminding the viewers Ted Bundy passed a lie detector test. An attorney by day and a psycho serial killer by night. The only thing LVP proved is she IS the one selling the stories to ROL every season. And, I can’t stand looking at that greasy face John Sessa. He really need to invest in a better makeup foundation.
The bad editing for this episode I believe filming Camille’s wedding was last minute adjustment to production caused by LVP refusing to film. So over LVP and so over Vanderpump dog. Let’s move on to showing LVP is not needed at all for RHOBH to be a good show.
Has anyone noticed LVP’s facial expressions after she ended the polygraph test. She looked like she was worried about the results and then she looked relieved that results came in positive for telling the truth. She is so fake. She paid for the test to come out truth positive, that’s sort of obvious. She lost a lot of her appeal, her English sense of humor and her biting remarks about other people is getting old. We need some change here, bring in the new character to the show (please for God’s sake not Brandy, anyone but Brandy). Would Fay Resnik do?. She would be more entertaining than LVP.
Loved the views of Hawaii, so green and lush. Must admit that Camille does have a very good taste in clothes. Her wedding gown was beautiful.
Mauricio was funny at the dinner (a bit tipsy if you ask me) and Edwin is just a very nice man, All the women in the show looked relaxed without LVP. I don’t miss her holier than thou attitude at all. She and Ken can stay in Villa Rosa to the end of time.
She wouldn’t take the polygraph on camera without a guarantee pass. I have no idea how a polygraph of my own would turn out even on the most innocuous things, because they are not reliable.
Did anyone notice the lie detector administrator stated she was not lying on any question of importance. Who decides what questions are important or not…plus it wasn’t a blanket, no you didn’t lie at all. Things that make you go hmmmm!
I’m sure she hyphenated her name because her children’s last names are Grammer. Not that odd, and I wouldn’t expect the new husband would be upset if that’s the reasoning.
I realize people keep the name of their children’s father sometimes. But not when they remarry. But that is not why it seemed so bizarre to me. It seems bizarre because she and Kelsey HATE each other with a passion. Makes no sense to me for her to change it.
Having the same name as you kid isn’t the big deal it used to be.
I’m thinking she did it to piss off Kelsey and the new wife.
A number of actresses have wisely kept using an ex’s last name as their stage name where box office recognition is important; Camille may also have delusions of grandeur in that regard.
Camille did say she was married to a Hollywood bad boy. Hahaha!
Camille has no job other than her part time job on RHOBH. She’s not an actress. Well she is, but you know what I mean.
which is why I said she has delusions of grandeur! She clearly sees herself up there with Susan Sarandon (kept her first husband’s name) and Demi Moore (same with her, despite being married to Bruce and Ashton)
I also believe Camille is keeping the last name to pissed Kelsey off. Imo, it’s a “f” you to him.
I think she just wants to keep the Grammer name as a link to fame. No one has heard of Camille Myers.
I’m sure at one of the reunion shows, she called herself Camille Donatacci, she said she was no longer Grammer….
I had a friend keep exe’s name as her “middle” when she remarried in 1992. She only had one child, but always wanted a connection to his last name. It was extremely rare at the time.
I kept my former husbands name after I remarried because of my son, but who the hell am I? By the way…did I see a little bit of duping delight escape LVP’s lips?
I was pissed and disgusted with even the thought of signing my name with my ex’s as my last name. Changed my name legally back to my maiden name and will never change it again. My oldest still has his name, that has never bothered me, she’s a part of him. It was never a problem with schools. They knew me, they knew her we had different last names, easy peasy.
When I married again, I kept my maiden name, my youngest was given her father’s last name. Again, not a problem for us at school, taxes, passports or the husband. One hiccup, my mother in law but I don’t correct her or pretend like I don’t know it’s me when she sends me a note or card in the mail!
I’m happy with my given name and will die with it.
Google John Grogan. He is the person who administered LVP’s polygraph and many allege that he is a fraud.
Because I am obedient, I did google John Grogan and found that you are so correct in your analysis. Leave it to LVP/Sessa to find a fraudulent polygrapher. Well done xoxo1968.
Thank you.
We needed “many people to allege” that the guy was a fraud? Couldn’t you just watch the show and or read the recap?
Lol, I read his yelp reviews. No wonder Lisa and Cedric …. I mean John chose him!
Waiter, I’ll have the Twice-Baked Mauricio, please.
Ditto, but “I’ll take two please” in my grown girl voice as my inner girl voice is squealing…one for what he’s having. Two, for wanting him. What a sweetheart and fun baked daddy!
Also, why in Sam Hill does Kyle think that capped sleeves are not her best look? She looked like a million bucks in that bridesmaid’s dress. I want my Schadenfreud money back.
Kyle did look amazing in her dress. I guess we all have our insecurities. Her marriage is so nice to watch. Their discussion about updating their Wills? That’s a hard conversation for a lot of people to have, but is so needed and comes from a place of responsibility and love. What a nice couple to watch share bits of their lives with the world.
The lie detector scene was a farce. LVP is ridiculous. I was hoping for a lovely, expensive wedding with all the bells & whistles. I was bored. Other than a stoned Mauricio and the hooker at Thanksgiving story it was a bit of a snore.
Am I the only one sick of John Sessa’s face?
Nope. Hopefully LVP doesn’t come back next season and we are done with him. HOWEVER LVP pretends she is not coming back EVERY DAMN SEASON. I fully expect her back.
Do you mean John Sessa’s heavily augmented face? Scary.
Is that what it is? Heavily augmented. I thought his greasy look was due to bad makeup foundation.
I actually have no issue with LVP I think these women are all as bad as each other, but even I don’t think she should come back next season.
Camille’s wedding seemed fake to me, no genuine emotion. I don’t think it’s weird for her to keep Grammer though, the it’s the name she shares with her children
Great headline!
I would LOVE to know why you HATE LVP! I can understand Dorit or Rinna BUT why LVP?
Go to the archives. Very interesting reading there and the answer to your question.
The Instagram account, Faces by Bravo, has a post up where it shows that LVP filmed her scene with Camille and the lie detector on the same day. Crazy how people can’t see how pre-meditated she is.
Master chess player
Did anyone else notice that the piece recording LVP’s heart rate was over her shirt, jacket and scarf? What BS!! There is no way that machine could take her heart rate or her BP. And her new Cedric, John what’s he’s name, sure does love his camera time doesn’t he?
Absolutely loved Camille’s dress! Mauricio was hilarious last night! He was high AF!
Nope! You are the only one who noticed that! You’re very observant!
/sigh
LVP did have the heart rate clamp on her finger. The cuff is for blood pressure. Obvious Bravo setup.
I’m ornery today. I’d really like to tell you how wrong you are. WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY AGREEING WITH ME? Is this reverse psychology or some shit? 🙂
So stupid how everyone is making an issue of John Sessa/LVP giving the questions to the polygrapher……How else is he supposed to get the questions? He doesn’t know these ppl! Plus, with the exception of the dumb Dorit question, the questions are pretty obvious…..Did she leak the story or not…??
Also, measuring blood pressure thru clothes is fine with today’s bp cuffs. I live in SoCal & my doctor’s offices have not required sleeves rolled-up nor sweaters/blazers removed for a few years.
I get that you hate LVP, but at least try to make anti-LVP points with facts.
That was a really nice episode, that’s two whole episodes now that were…pleasant?? The only slight disappointment for me was LVP’s polygraph. From the previews I thought she was doing it tongue-in-cheek, a put on. No such luck. It was all so fake, including that fairytale about the constructions workers blah blah. Stop boring me with this crap Bravo.
And as for LVP’s joke about Erika, that was not transphobic – it was misogynistic. Because LVP is a misogynist. Remember how she used to say under her breath that she is a man, she doesn’t play mean girl games (or whatever) – yeah, because Lisa hates women. She’s taken nasty swipes at ex-wives of friends, like PK’s ex, or Yo, and she thought it was just okeydokey that one of her managers sexually harassed another employee, because boys will be boys. Miss-Og-Yn-Ist,
How could you forget her championing for Katie?! Clearly she is the biggest, grandest feminist of all time!
Does Camille’s son not want to be filmed or does he live with Kelsey? They only show and mention her daughter.
Camille’s kids were very against the marriage. The boy is much closer to Kelsey and might actually live with him since the fire. I don’t know. The girl cried at the reception and was also very upset by the marriage. All of that information is straight from Camille’s mouth on an aftershow sort of digital segment on Bravo dot com.
Wow, thanks for the info!
Come on, you know Lisa has a grudge against Erika because she follows Brandie on social media now. There may have been bad editing, but when Camille’s Mom asked to have her makeup done and Camille just threw some lip gloss on her, I was shocked. Laughed out loud when LVP was cramming with Sessa just before her big “test.” “So, John, your’e going to ask the man about me and Radar Online?” etc. Cringe worthy how bad that looked. Mauricio made me laugh with all his faces at the table. I don’t think he even knew where he was. Love all the Denise scenes. She is hysterical! Thanks for the recap, Tamara. I always laugh out loud at your comments.
I was thinking that comment about Erika was pay back for her not calling when LVP’s brother died. I don’t think she was happy with the personal note.
That’s because LVP doesn’t know anything about basic etiquette. Unless you are a very close friend of the grieving party the handwritten note is the preferred method of expressing condolences. The grieving party doesn’t want phone calls all day from every colleague and acquaintance. Erika has never been close with LVP. Yet, she followed proper etiquette in expressing condolences.
Lie detector scenes are going to be hilarious. Just by describing them you have all made me laugh. LVP has gone to seed. Time to give her the heave ho. The only thing that interests me about LVP is her take on Max dating Billie. To be a fly on the wall during that conversation ( which I imagine took place with Ken in the bedroom) Trans phobic much Lisa ? Her comment about Erica was extremely homophobic but it may just be British humour.
I disagree that polygraphs aren’t accurate. I was a model for a polygraph company at a trade show many decades ago. I was not a plant. It was real. And even though the questions were completely innocuous, they were dead on with my lies. Since it measures sweat, heart rate, etc. if you add to that the pressure of being caught in a lie that matters to you I can’t believe it wasn’t accurate. Whether you hate LVP or not, at least give her her due.
If only the monitors and cuffs weren’t over layers and layers of clothing…. lol
So you were a model for polygraphs at a trade show where they were trying to sell the machined and it worked. That’s settles it. LVP is a kind and loving goddess, mother of dogs, ruler of the seven swans and has been horribly victimized by everyone with brains in their head.
I’d love a Umansky baby boy!
I had a looonnggg day at work. I almost didn’t watch this. I didn’t think I had the tolerance. I put it on for background noise. It all changed with Maurico’s dinner scene. I was belly laughing by the end of it. Thanks Maurico!
Is Dorit pregnant?!
God I hope not. Also, since this is your first comment here, It would be great if you could be TaraB or Tara3 or something just to avoid confusion. Thanks.