I’m not sure if this is actually going to be a Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap or just a bunch of me typing, “I refuse to transcribe all of this bullying.” I feel like this reunion ends with them all pulling knives and filleting James on national television. In response to this reunion airing thus far, Brittany has said that James calling her family a bunch of hillbillies brought out the redneck in her.
Marinate on that for a bit. Sigh.
Okay. Let’s do this if we must. Oh and regardless of how vile these people are. Please remember the commenting rules. If you haven’t read them do that now. Specifically, no fake names, no shaming people for their looks (though bad surgeries are fine, they did that to themselves.) Be best. Thanks.
Lisa Vanderpump Tells James To Finish Out The Reunion?!
James Kennedy has left the stage. I don’t blame him. Andy Cohen has to tell Kristen Doute that she is jumping into to every single question to attack James. Katie takes another moment to make it all about her and the trauma she suffers on social media for how she treats James. Perhaps she should listen to feedback. But the best part is LVP telling James he can’t leave and has to finish the reunion and defend himself. Is she going to take her own advice and show up at the RHOBH reunion? What do you think?
Schwartz says Katie is a changed woman and has matured. Then Katie dick-shames her husband some more.
Beau comes out and it’s a lovefest. LVP tells Stassi she deserves a great guy like Beau. Apparently, Patrick cheated on her. Kristen introduced Stassi and Beau. She was in a Z list movie with Beau ten years ago. Beau mentions that Stassi is on Adderall. He will pay for that comment. Oh now she says she has stopped taking it. Stassi says she didn’t speak to her mother for eight months until recently. They are good now.
Hi, I’m Tamara and I used to be a Kristen fan. Like hardcore. What was I thinking? I don’t understand why she is allowing the witches of Weho to tell her what to do in her relationship. Kristen and Carter are still together. Even though Kristen denies it. Katie and Stassi scream at Kristen. Fuck me. I am starting to feel bad for Kristen now.
Is that a red tattoo on Ariana’s left shoulder or a scar?
All the girls are bridesmaids in Brittany’s wedding. She has eleven bridesmaids and on bridesman. Heavy sigh.
Good God y’all. There are fifteen minutes left. I’m going to have to triple the usual cost of admissions for these posts. 🙂 I’m so caught up I am watching commercials. Lisa Vanderpump is virtually non-existent.
Did Jax Room With Channing Tatum?
There is a debate about whether or not Jax roomed with Channing Tatum. Jax insists he did. It was a model apartment. They all came and went. Andy points out he always says he is a work in progress. Like every single season. He’s a broken record. The abusive boyfriend who keeps saying “it will never happen again.” I don’t feel a bit sorry for Brittany though. She knew he was a snake when she picked him up. But, she wanted to be on TV. She thought she could change him. You got what you signed up for with this one Brittany. And how is that working out for you? Blind Item Reveal.
Andy Shades Scheana HARD
I totally forget Scheana existed and for that I am glad. Scheana apparently hired the hot model to sleep with here when she met him on WWHL with Nene Leakes. Andy seems pissed by that. He also tells her she doesn’t look 26. AND, that her Botox makes her look older. There is so much wrong with this. He is supposed to be the neutral host of the Vanderpump Rules reunion show. He saves her until the end to insult her looks? WTF? And I can’t stand Scheana. But was Wendy Williams would say, that was money well spent for her.
Jax tries to play the victim. It’s sad. I can’t. I’m with James who is texting on his phone. It’s back to James bashing. I’m amused that everyone thinks Brittany is “the nicest person in the room.” I’m from the south and I’ve always seen what Brittany is doing. She’s LVP Jr.