In tonight’s RHOP Recap, we welcome back Katie Rost. There are few people on these franchises that have some emotional issues. But Katie Rost is full blown crazy. Oh God. I think this might be the episode that caused Michael Darby so many problems.
But first, the episode start’s with Ashley’s mother dropping by for a visit. It’s the first time she’s come over since Ashley (and Michael) cut her off financially. Ashley gets emotional when Michael and her mom hug. It’s been a while. There is a birthday party on the horizon for her Uncle Lump and she’s hopeful that her family can all be there celebrating together. This scene is a full blown ad for Corona. I wish Bravo would stop with this crap.
Shopping For Grave Markers
Really? This is what we are doing now? Using the show to get free grave markers for your parents? Wow. The Hugers must be deadass broke. I’m not doing this.
Or the TV therapy with Gizelle.
Or Candiace.
This could be a very short recap.
Babies With Braids
I cannot stand to go get my hair done. I desperately need to go get things brightened up a bit for summer. But sitting in that chair for hours on end is miserable. I can’t sit still that long. So someone tell me how Monique’s baby girl has this adorable hair style? How do you get a baby girl to sit through all that braiding? It is spectacular though. And her kids are really, really, cute and seem really chill. Plus, Monique is pregnant and exhausted. She is done and wants her husband to get a vasectomy. He wants on more.
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Gizelle goes to lunch with Katie Rost. Katie has a scarf on her head. It’s not tied, or anything. It’s just draped there as if it accidentally fell from the sky and she hasn’t noticed it landed on her. Katie has a27 year old boyfriend. He’s white and apparently batshit crazy too.
Renovations By Robyn
Robyn’s house she started renovating with her mother last season is still nowhere near done. Robyn looks great. I love her short hair. But the blonde on top is bordering on Dorit Kemsley’s golden goose shit look.
Candiace and Ashley meet at Oz for some Coronas and conversation. I have no idea what is going on with these two. I guess Ashley drew the short straw. Or somebody had to film the Corona commercial. I dunno.
Meanwhile At The Fake House
Gizelle has finally been allowed in the Karen’s pretend home. But first, Karen sages the house and Gizelle. Karen only wants to show her two rooms. So, Gizelle thinks she lives in the basement. I think she lives in a shelter down the way. Then, Karen trashes Gizelle in her talking head. She says that when it comes to Sherman and Gizelle’s breakup, no one is surprised. And she thinks that, “Sherman left the party before Gizelle did.”
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These two are so not friends. Yet, they decide to test their friendship by exchanging “secrets” and seeing if they get out. Gizelle says she uses hair remover on her hoohah. Karen regrets getting her implants out because now when she lays down her boobs go “east and west.” How are these secrets? Boobs are made to go east and west. Also, everyone maintains their lady garden. Is it me or is this the dumbest episode ever. Can we just get on to Uncle Lump’s party?
Uncle Lump’s Party!
It’s a 90s party. Gizelle is killing it once again. Monique and Karen bailed on the party. Why is Candiace all up in Ashley’s womb talking about her drinking. She’s not pregnant yet. Sit down Candi Ass. Michael is being flirty with all the hot guys. I’m just saying.
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I think Katie may be my new favorite. Because, she tells Candiace that she wishes she had met her before the wedding because she would have told her not to get married. So, Candiace is pissed.
Oh Lord. I forgot Ashley had a song.
So, four hours into the party, everyone is wasted. Robyn says she remembers Michael saying about some guy, “Yeah. I would suck his dick.” Here we go. Michael tells production that he doesn’t think his mike was working all night. Production tells him they didn’t hear anything. He’s relieved because he says he might have said some things he might regret.
This RHOP Recap was not my best work. But for next week’s RHOP Recap we are going to New Orleans!
Michael & Ashley obviously have an open marriage it’s not cheating or disrespectful if that is the arrangement. Hate seeing them both slut shamed by the rest of this cast. It’s not for everyone but these type of relationships are commonplace. Katie returning to the fold fills me with anticipation. I love this show. Great recap will watch tommorow after work.
Katie is the kind of crazy this show needs. And at this point, Michael mine as well come out the closet and live his best life because it’s clear that man is on the downlow and has slept with men before.
He might be bisexual.
NO WHAT? NOT BISEXUAL! Do you really think that is where production is going?bQuelle Horeur!!!
Hey TT,
Braids are done when the kid is asleep!
Yup, Katie is bonkers.
For real? Braids kind of hurt. Wouldn’t that wake the kid up? Do they slip the girl some Benadryl or something? Can you tell I don’t have kids? 🙂
Not necessarily…I used to braid my daughter’s hair while she was sleeping and while she watching cartoons. It’s harder to braid while they are sleeping though, especially if you have to turn their heads.
+1, braids are done while the child is asleep.
I love Karen and no one can change my mind! Her house could be as fake as a $3 bill, I don’t care. She’s entertaining and makes me laugh with her highfalutin facade.
This show is so educational. I had no idea they go east and west…always thought they only went north and south!
Even Boobs don’t voluntarily go north. 🙂 Mine are in the DEEP DEEP DEEEEEEEEEEEP South. but if I lay on my back they go SW and SE. 🙂
Were it not for the heavy-duty underwire, I’d be tuckin’ ’em in my jeans.
This is why I was so fascinated by Tasha K.’s breastesess! The are quite large, but they are upright! I didn’t have to see underboob, sideboob or belly button cleavage. They are fricking amazing! I am not a “boob man” so I just speak from my experience but I couldn’t stop looking at her chest as opposed to feeling a bit “judgey” and uncomfortable with all the crazy, super over the top boobage we have to look at with HWs now.
Mine “grew in” SE and SW, lazy bitches.
So that would be New York Ave and Georgetown?
Monique posts on her instagram stories when she’s doing her little girls braids. She usually does one bit on one day and finishes off the other the next day. She does her nieces hair exactly the same as well. It’s super cute. Out of all the ladies Monique has the best social media content.
Anyone else disturbed about Monique having her kids on the tub together?
I haven’t seen this episode but as a mom? Not at all.
Nope. Not at all disturbed kids are bathing together.
Candy Ass’ scenes are so cringeworthy. I find her irritating as hell. Why is she on the show again?
Not the biggest fan of Miss Ashley’s but if that’s how they roll let them be it seems to work for them.
(Longtime lurker first time poster from Aust. Been dying to bitch about one of my fave RH shows)
Not at all. That’s pretty normal.
If the children are 3 and under no problem. For me—any children older than that would creep anyone—watching—out.
Yes. The boy is too old and the girl is very smart for age. Babies and toddlers maybe.
Ashley has been knocking back Coronas straight from the bottle since season one. That’s her non-liquor drink of choice. This was definitely an episode full of fillers. Katie needs to stay off tv and take her meds.
I thought the same thing, but what threw me off was Michael’s hat. I thought, “okay, this is more than Corona being Ashley’s favorite drink the way Ramona loves her Pino Grigio.” I was almost convinced they had bought stock in Corona or something of that sort. If it is *only* to advertise for the show, that’s pathetic. I’m not a drinker, but if you haven’t seen this episode play the drinking game where you drink when you see the Corona logo or say the word “Corona”
Oh, I didn’t notice his hat. Knowing those two they may have gotten a contract with Corona before season one.
Anyone know the timeline of the filming of RHOP and Katie’s breakdown?
Actually, I enjoyed the episode. I am not a fan of Ashley or Candiace, but they are tolerable. Katie is the bat shit crazy that this franchise needs to add to Karen and Gizelle’s banter and shadiness. I hope Robyn and Juan make it as a couple. It would be a good come back story and a spin off. Their boys are cute and intelligent.
Really no comment on Michael sexual preference. It so obvious. He not hiding it. He was happy to know his microphone was not working, but totally forgot about Robyn taking video. I can imagine the look on his face, when he realizes he was caught on tape/ Ouch!
TT, come to gville for your highlights. Gentry at Hair Hunters (he isn’t gay, but with a name like that AND he’s a hairdresser, one would think…) does my long hair in under 45 minutes!! And, he only charges $60. Thats for highlights and a cut. I’m telling you, it would be worth your 10 hour round trip. : )
Just came here to say I love Monique and Chris. Especially love Chris!!! He is my favorite husband on any real housewives franchise. That deep sexy voice, and when he rescued Monique from the argument with Gizelle….SWOON!