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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: So Much Hypocrisy

May 13, 2019 by tamaratattles 88 Comments

It’s time for part two of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. I’m still not really over the disgusting behavior from part one. Click here if you missed Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap. Then count your lucky stars that you saved yourself that hour of your life. I suppose I should get right on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap for Part 2. Le sigh.

We start with everyone screaming at James and Sandoval pointing out they are all coming for him. Brittany and Jax are the most vocal about Sandoval daring to try to calm these fools down. Katie tells Sandoval he sounds dumb. Sandoval is the only reasonable person on the stage. Andy tells them all to shut the fuck up and take a break.

Vanderpump Reunion RecapJames Sobs During The Break

The break is filmed. Lisa Vanderpump takes James aside. She starts crying saying he is in shambles. Backstage Jax is stomping around saying Sandoval isn’t invited to his wedding anymore. I think they worked their friendship out, BUT, Sandoval was in St. Louis last weekend instead of at Jax’s bachelor part. The coven of four flew off to Paris for a girls trip. Lala appeared to be drinking.

Back to the main stage, Andy pours some gasoline on the Sandoval and Jax situation. He reminds Sandoval that he referred to Jax as a recovering psychopath. I disagree with the recovering part. Jax tells Andy that he doesn’t just blow up on people anymore. We just had an entire hour long reunion of Jax blowing up on James. Britanny said that Jax is very closed off and doesn’t want to discuss his past transgressions in therapy. Vanderpump says that he needs to take the blame for going to bed with Faith with a tape recorder running.

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap ArianaAriana’s Vagina Is Not That Shy After All

Lots of discussion about Ariana and Lala getting down in the backseat of the Sandoval’s car while he was driving. Lala wants us all to know she “ate Ariana’s cookie.” Because, classy. Whatever happened to Ariana’s “shy vagina?” Everyone on this set has been with a woman except Vanderpump and Andy.

Vanderpump is still not a fan of Kristen. Kristen thinks Vanderpump refuses to see that she has changed. Kirsten is worse.

VanderVanderpump Rules Reunion RecapAndy and Sandoval Go For A Bike Ride

Just when I thought this was one of the least scripted shows on Bravo, Sandoval takes Andy for a ride in the sidecar. It’s totally a fake recreation of the motorcycle not working. So dumb.

Then things get even dumber. Stassi admits that she paid for the whole “National OOTD Day.” Vanderpump has her own day as well.

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Katie comes for James again talking about all the horrible things he has done to people. Sandoval had to jump in again and call them all hypocrites. Because, OBVIOUSLY. Katie getting James fired for calling her fat is ridiculous. Especially since she mocks him all the time calling him “little.” Andy asks if she was surprised that the viewers sided with James on the issue. She was.

Katie said this is about having the courage to stand up for yourself even if it makes people hate you. She thinks we are missing that point. Only that is not what she did. Katie didn’t stand up for herself. She went crying to Vanderpump and issued an ultimatum. She was being vindictive because James called her fat. I’m sure James isn’t the only person to say that to her. She is proud of her behavior. “No regrets.”

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap BilieBillie Lee Takes A Seat On The Couch

Andy seems really nice to Billie. Billie has had her final surgery and is thrilled with what she sees in the mirror. She says dating as a transwoman is hard. She wants to adopt a baby soon. Apparently. Billie and Max have hooked up and Vanderpump is none too thrilled about that. Vanderpump is one of those “not in my backyard” sort of “LGBT supporters.” As I was typing that she suddenly changed her face and joked about potentially being Billie’s mother-in-law.

Katie claims not including Billie in Girls Night out was “an oversight.” Vanderpump is pissed that Billie implied that Katie is transphobic. She thinks that is a poor reflection on SUR. Really? That is what is a poor reflection on SUR? Vanderpump says it was an oversight. She points to Kristen, Lala and Katie and says that all of the girls have been very supportive of her. Is Vanderpump on crack? All three of those girls treat Billie like shit. Their abusive behavior has been on the show! Then LVP makes Billie say that all the girls support her. This is just garbage.

Lala Kent Blatantly Displays Her Transphobia

Production rolls the footage of Lala attacking and threatening Billie Lee at her job. When Andy asks why she gets so riled up when someone disagrees with her, she says, “Because it’s really exhausting to school people on life. It’s just…like, a waste of my time.” I really wish someone would take this little whore and beat the shit out of her. She needs a good ass beating.

Ariana talks about saying Lala needed to toughen up on the show. Ariana’s father died and no one gave a crap. She didn’t get any sympathy. Jax said Ariana can’t play the dead dad card. Jax apologized and said karma bit him in the ass for that remark. Vanderpump says she was upset that Lala lied to her about how she treated Billie. Lala says watching it back she would have handled it exactly the same way.  This is sober Lala.

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap BritannyYou Get A House, And You Get A House!

Tom and Ariana,  Swartz and Katie, Jax and Brittany and Kristen all bought houses in the same neighborhood in the valley. That’s four houses for those of y’all playing along at home. That’s why this story was so weird. Britanny and Jax are going to start having babies right away.

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Lala says she is sober. Then everyone including Sandoval comes after James for his drinking. Sandoval strongly implies that James does coke. Oh that reminds me. The necklace that Katie is wearing is a cocaine locket. It comes with it’s own spoon. Someone sent me the link to buy the necklace that is advertised for that purpose. I don’t feel like any of these people need to be bringing up James’ drug use. Most all of them are friends with Coco. Everyone bangs on James some more. Lala mocks Raquel’s “polyester dress.” They are like a pack of nasty wolves.

Vanderpump Rules Reunion RecapWhy Is Kristen So Awful?

Kristen will not stop attacking James. It’s disgusting behavior. Why do we watch this shit? James was the storyline for both of the first two episodes. Kristen rants about James parents saying that he was raised by a bunch of assholes. Who says that to someone about their parents? Even Vanderpump as to say that was way too far! Brittany, who is truly a cunt these days, tells Vanderpump that he called her family hillbillies.

James walks off the stage to avoid going on a murderous rampage. That shows tremendous restraint. I don’t think I could have left the stage until the cops showed up to arrest me.

Please tell me part three is the last part of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. They didn’t say it was the last part! /sobs  I don’t know how may Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recaps I have in me!

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  1. therealdeb says

    May 13, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    We all have known for a long time that Katie, Kristen, and Lala are cunts, but Brittany had been the lone sweet one and she has turned also. They are an ugly pack of shit. Stassi is better than she used to be but she still can be very twatty, and Schwartz and Jax…. omg. They are all a bunch of pieces of shit. Katie and Lala both need to have the shit slapped out of them. I cannot believe Randall put a ring on that. He may have just given her a ring to string her along for a while and then dump her for the next young piece of meat to come along. It was great that Scheana barely spoke, and I still cannot believe how disgusting all these assholes are.

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    • PamBear says

      May 13, 2019 at 11:46 pm

      Who the hell thought Brittany was the sweet one? Dumb one? Yes. Sweet? No! And how did her double chin grow back? I thought kybella destroyed the fat cells.

      Never thought Scheana would be the smart one distancing herself from this group.

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      • therealdeb says

        May 14, 2019 at 12:17 am

        Brittany was sweet at first and she wasn’t blood thirsty like the rest of the bitches. Now she is just a fame whore like the rest of them.

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      • Kris says

        May 14, 2019 at 1:29 am

        Exactly! Perhaps I underestimated Scheana!

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      • REBECCA JOZWIAKOWSKI says

        May 14, 2019 at 9:51 pm

        No one mentioned how Raquel got a job at SUR. That I don’t understand but LVP might like seeing Raq get picked on by and the gang. Kristen has producer or some sort of pre-production credits which keeps her on the show. The kids haven’t changed much to me since season 1. That Lala or Laos as I saw someone refer – love it, is a nasty, conceded, whore. She will be back “yachting” ,when Rand dumps her like a dirty diaper. I think all the hatefulness is for ratings although clearly they were all holding back true seething hatred all season.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 14, 2019 at 11:20 pm

          “Kristen has producer or some sort of pre-production credits which keeps her on the show.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! You’re unintentionally hilarious.

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          • debbie caton says

            May 20, 2019 at 7:37 am

            OMG, how does that happen? Seriously, was it just a smart thing to put in her contract considering how hated she is?

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            • tamaratattles says

              May 20, 2019 at 12:50 pm

              That doesn’t happen. The commenter is ridiculously wrong.

    • flenzy says

      May 14, 2019 at 2:54 am

      Personally, I don’t think Brittany turned as much as finally revealed herself. At her age, people don’t tend to change their basic personalities. I think that now that she is engaaaaaged, she feels she can relax. I wish they would do a serious revamp of cast on this show. Lala and Katie, for starters. And Kristen for sure. (and Jax and Brittany. What do they really bring to the show except their upcoming wedding?) Bravo will probably reward all of their crappy behavior. I’ll bet they (the assholes, not Bravo, preplanned this pile on of James and Rachel.)

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 14, 2019 at 3:39 am

        I agree with EVERYTHING you said. I didn’t recap this mess for most of the seasons (others did it for me thank God) But I am from the south and I saw Britanny flying out to get Jax on purpose. Now she is a main cast member who is about to get her second spinoff and has them all snowed. I am kind of impressed.

        I didn’t even think of the whole group meeting of the pack of wild hyenas who came for James preplanning it. I am kind of off my game at the moment. But OF COURSE THAT HAPPENED.

        I can’t understand why Andy doesn’t take control of these things. It’s fine if they all hate James or whatever. But to let the entire pack feed at once is CRUEL. And unnecessary.

        If they all hated on James individually, that would be sort of par for the course. But the way Andy let’s them all scream at him at once is unacceptable.

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        • debbie caton says

          May 20, 2019 at 7:52 am

          I agree 100%!! Yes, James can be a duchess but he’s not the only one and it still shocks me that no one except Tom & Arianna have compassion for him and the bullying he went through as as a child. It doesn’t excuse his behavior but it helps me understand him.

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    • Quill says

      May 14, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      Agree with everyone. Katie, stassie, Laos, Kristen incredible hypocrites and completely disgusting human beings. For Andy to let them gang up on James is so wrong. I am always a fan of LVP but she is allowing them to get away with not being accountable for their past and going after James. She should’ve never fired him to appease Katie. Kristen adds nothing, Katie adds nothing, Jax & Brittany add nothing either. I like Billie Lee not taking their crap. James and Raquel have a lot of balls to put up with all this abuse!

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    • Lola London says

      May 14, 2019 at 7:32 pm

      Totally agree that the cast, excluding Tom Sandoval, Billie and James, are all arsholes. LaLa apparently would lick anything for a dollar. Brittany has turned out to be a fame whore. The reunion was disgusting to watch.

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  2. kete05 says

    May 13, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Why is Kristen on this show?!?! GET RID OF HER! I don’t get it. She adds nothing. She has no story line. No boyfriend. No job. Nothing! At least Scheana pretends to have a man every season. And she did have the Vegas thing. Kristen is not worth the time. Her only story is James and she seems unhinged. It’s not cute or fun to watch. Go away!!!!

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  3. Karen says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:16 am

    OMG! I’m finished with these bunch of hypocritical assholes. Kristen has had sex with every single guy on that reunion except Shwartz and Andy and half the girls and she thinks she has room to talk about James. They all sicken me. I’ll never watch another show. I didn’t watch this one. I’m on west coast time and TT’s recap is good enough for me. Thanks TT

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  4. therealdeb says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:22 am

    And also Brittany saying she can’t wait to have babies with Jax. ? to have that sweaty coked out (allegedly) slimy disease ridden (allegedly) man as a partner just shows how much she likes the “fame” and money. Gross.

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    • Dee says

      May 14, 2019 at 2:25 pm

      I’m so grossed out by that greasy, POS! Ugly, greasy, thieving, compulsive cheater that he is. He’s even more immoral/amoral than the rest of them and that’s quite a feat.

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  5. MelG says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:27 am

    I’ve got to find something to watch. I’m tuning out more & more on the Bravo shows. I read TT’s recaps though. I cannot stand Nene (RHOA). I hate Vicki (RHOC). I can’t stomach LVP (RHOBH). LuAnn (RHONY) is nauseating. I agree w/others that the VPR cast is too old for the shit they carry on with. I do wish Bravo would do a lot of recasting.

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    • Skye says

      May 14, 2019 at 11:12 am

      Ditto no more bravo for me.

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    • Dee says

      May 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      I’m still watching NY but gave up on the other howives several years ago when I almost put my foot through the TV. Waiting on Southern Charm. Liked the first episode of Texicanas too. Here’s hoping Lu’s drinking is addressed this season.

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  6. tamaratattles says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:32 am

    You should have watched Mexican Dynasties.

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    • Janet says

      May 14, 2019 at 10:04 am

      Tamara-do you have any info on whether that show is coming back. I started watching on your reference and loved it.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 14, 2019 at 2:40 pm

        Sadly, I don’t think it stands a chance. Ratings were not great. They never are for shows set in other countries. It’s sad.

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    • Aimlessly_Amy says

      May 14, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      And Texicanas has enormous potential – we are only one episode in but I loved it!

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    • PixnTrix says

      May 14, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      Omg I loved Mexican Dynasties!!! I’m wondering if the new show Texicanas will be more like Mexican Dynasties or RH?

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  7. runyaker says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Brittany never got as furious with Jax’s cheating/lying/drunk ass as she did with James. Is that POS she is engaged to better than James. Not!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 14, 2019 at 12:45 am

      It’s insane. I was never a James fan until this season. I’m still not a fan. But I am COMPLETELY on his side at this point.

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      • flenzy says

        May 14, 2019 at 3:00 am

        Yes – go figure that watching this reunion would turn so many of us. I am going to stop watching this show as well as RHOBH – it’s too painful to watch all of this gang mentality. Life can be rough enough that if this is “entertainment,” I can find it in something else.

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        • Devin says

          May 14, 2019 at 6:20 pm

          Gang mentality in spades. Faulkner would not be surprised but boy would he be disappointed. These jerks expect to be treated with empathy but cannot ever have empathy for others. I never liked Sandoval’s primping self but I have newfound respect for him. Rachel is the only female who conducted herself respectfully. The others were horrendous. Ariana gets a pass because she at least tries. I turned it off after a few minutes and will not return. I will read these wonderful reviews by Tamara.

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  8. ooopsi?????? (@hobbyath) says

    May 14, 2019 at 12:55 am

    Absolutely disgusting display of hypocrisy. Entire episode I saw Kate sitting down on the curb spewing her sorrows from the first episode she was on. Desperate kristin, what’s her face sitting next to james… britney – wow girl you have some lungs on you – no respect. Pitiful!

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  9. LA_in_KY says

    May 14, 2019 at 1:10 am

    I hope someone at Lala’s AA meeting calls her out for pouring champagne for her friends. It comes across like she doesn’t take sobriety seriously. And I watched the show tonight with my mom and she said Brittany’s family look like a bunch of hillbillies on camera.

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    • Kris says

      May 14, 2019 at 1:27 am

      I think Lala is using the alcoholic card to excuse her disgusting behavior this season. I don’t believe she’s sincere for a minute.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 14, 2019 at 1:41 am

        She literally said on camera MONTHS after the incident that the way she treated Billie and others was fine with her and should would do it the same way if they reshot the scene tomorrow. Shouldn’t she have remorse? Because she doesn’t.

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        • Kris says

          May 14, 2019 at 10:27 am

          Yes, if she was in AA she would make amends

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          • The Other Shay says

            May 14, 2019 at 6:30 pm

            Lala is in “Assholes Un-Anonymous”

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      • LA_in_KY says

        May 14, 2019 at 1:42 am

        I am curious to see what she says next week. I have a feeling she is going to further dig herself in a hole.

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  10. Kris says

    May 14, 2019 at 1:24 am

    This shoe is not fun anymore. It’s turning ugly. Why can’t some people grow? I thought reality TV was the ultimate mirror. I understand acting really selfish in the moment but when those Vanderpump girls see themselves in the show why don’t they think, “Damn I’m a bitch! I’ve got to grow up.” Oy, the way they treat James is so cruel. And what if his girlfriend has a learning disability for real, it’s ok to call her dumb? So calling someone fat is a crime but calling someone dumb is acceptable? How is that not bullying?

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    • Gigi says

      May 14, 2019 at 8:08 am

      Way back in the beginning of reality tv it was a mirror. But that doesn’t sell. Drama keeps people watching and gets cast members renewed. Bad behavior pays and now it’s become the way they act all the time. I watched the first part of the reunion but not the second. I can’t stomach all the yelling and hypocrisy any more. They are horrible people.

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      • Kris says

        May 14, 2019 at 10:37 am

        Yeah, maybe I am the one who’ se crazy because I continue to addictively watch it!?

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      • marc says

        May 15, 2019 at 1:17 am

        I loved my first romance with reality television. The Real World on Mtv remains the ultimate show for me.

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  11. LA_in_KY says

    May 14, 2019 at 1:46 am

    What about that awful Vanderpump Dogs plug during the commercial break? I wish LVP would really do some charitable work for the homeless LGBT youth in LA.

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    • Tasha says

      May 14, 2019 at 11:39 am

      The plug, yeah, kind of lame. But why would you discount someone’s charity for not doing what you think they should do? Giving is giving.

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      • sp says

        May 14, 2019 at 12:57 pm

        I think VPD’s also sells Ken and Lisa’s for profit line of dog items. I may be wrong on that. Does anyone know?

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 14, 2019 at 2:47 pm

          Oh they sell a shit load of for profit things there. Having a for profit business in the same place as a non-profit charity is a way to attract the IRS like moths to a flame.

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          • Katherine 2.0 says

            May 14, 2019 at 3:28 pm

            Depends on what they use the money for. According to their latest 990, they made about $100k selling products.

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            • ForumDude says

              May 15, 2019 at 3:35 pm

              Apparently there’s a lot of cheddar in charity.

  12. Jana says

    May 14, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Bye Katie! Lala needs to remember she’s setting an example for two little girls! One more thing, aren’t each and every one of them just a little too old to be acting this way? It’s really embarrassing, smh!

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    • flenzy says

      May 14, 2019 at 3:05 am

      I don’t think Randall is shopping for a good example for his girls with Lala. I think he is only interested in taking care of his “little man and his backdoor cousin.”

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      • Landy says

        May 14, 2019 at 9:16 am

        Excuse me but if you don’t mind me asking, what’s a “backdoor cousin”? I’ve never heard that term before but I can take a guess at what it means ?. Tried googling it but couldn’t find any search results…

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        • Mark says

          May 15, 2019 at 5:26 am

          Asshole.

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          • runyaker says

            May 16, 2019 at 2:51 pm

            Mark’s response is succinct and accurate — and I’m still on the floor LMAO!

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  13. Harlan says

    May 14, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Tamara, you’ve convinced me. I’m not watching Vanderpump Rules next season (or next week). They are way too mean to each other. The level of meanness seems beyond even other Bravo shows.

    At least we have this summer and Big Brother to look forward to, where everyone treats everyone else with kindness and compassion! ?

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    • PixnTrix says

      May 14, 2019 at 1:26 pm

      I think the show would be better if they got rid of all the savage bitches which includes Jax and weak Schwartz because he can’t stand up to his bitch wife and tell her to STFU and move it over to TomTom with Sandoval and James remaining with new cast members.

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      • Dee says

        May 14, 2019 at 8:30 pm

        That’s a great idea as long as it’s only Sandoval and James with new people but the other Tom has to be a silent partner.

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  14. KaraW says

    May 14, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Katie and Kristen hold onto their hatred of James and feed it with every chance they get. They can’t wait for him to make a mistake so they can add it to the pile of sins against him. I used to think Katie learned her mean girl behavior from Stassi, but Stassi just uses it for power and doesn’t really care that much. Katie nurses her hatred with righteous vengeance.

    Looking back over the season, James had the most interesting story line. I’d love to see him rise above all of this.

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    • Shaw Allen says

      May 14, 2019 at 9:22 am

      That’s why she’s single. No one can deal with her and no wonder LVP holds onto the 31 year old Kristen.

      Because you’re not growing up you idiot. I hope she bans Kristen from more things.

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  15. Shaw Allen says

    May 14, 2019 at 9:20 am

    I cannot deal with this reunion please end.

    Jax: Sitting there about to attack James over his dad. Yet attack Ariana HYPOCRITE
    Kristen: Is so fucking annoying I mean can she just stop trying to host the reunion shut the f*ck up
    Lala: Not owning any her behaviour and admitting she’s an alcoholic promising not to drink but her “friends” I use that term loosely is letting her pop bottles in Paris.
    Katie: mean, hypocrite, bitch, bored, basic and annoying.
    Tom: Took a Ton of Xanax before this reunion because he’s. literally so calm which probably confirms his addiction don’t think he is even with it? Sad.
    James: just loosing his shit and can’t cope which I don’t blame him because he’s getting attacked

    And VPrules let’s not talk about uppers because I know you’re sniffing every other day before you get slashed.

    I’m done

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  16. micmac says

    May 14, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Katie is vile and a hypocrite of the highest standing. She has no insight to her horrible behaviour. James is deeply wounded and disturbed. The boy needs to get the right help otherwise I fear for him. Kirsten is just crazy. She can’t let James go. Jax has sort of improved but I don’t think it will last cause cocaine. Britney has over – used her good old Kentucky girl image and her true self is showing. Lala is a whore and thinks she is better than she actually is. She will get it one day but it will be too late by then. The Tom married to vile Katie is a dumb man boy who will be divorced in a few years. Scheana’s plan to make Adam jealous backfired. Tom and Adrian seem to be the only “normal ones” but I suspect Adrian is in the closet. Stassi has grown into a much nicer person but still has to figure herself out as she is sabotaging her relationship. Considering their ages, you would think all of them would be higher up the maturity scale. What is happening to “adults” today? BTW, for all the above reasons I love this show. 2nd fave after Mexican Dynasties.

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  17. Heidi says

    May 14, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Lala is one nasty skank. And after what she said last night I’m pretty sure that’s what her mother raised her to be.

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  18. Bushwick says

    May 14, 2019 at 9:53 am

    I said from jump that I didn’t buy the shy vagina story. There is no way Ariana would wear a leotard on her birthday or little bootie shorts (she doesn’t have one) if she didn’t want her punanny to get any attention.

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  19. Katherine 2.0 says

    May 14, 2019 at 10:18 am

    More horrible humans on display. Was it always this bad or am I just now waking up and and shaking off the reality grime I’ve been coated in for too long?

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    • Kris says

      May 14, 2019 at 10:42 am

      Well said!

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  20. Ann says

    May 14, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Tamara’s remarks re Lala- “I really wish someone would take this little whore and beat the shit out of her. She needs a good ass beating.”
    Well said. ?? I wish someone would!

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  21. kimmy says

    May 14, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    I agree Tamara, the blatant gang hypocrisy against James was awful. Poor fat Katie. I cannot stand her anymore. The only season I liked her was when she broke away from Stassi (who I actually like now). I thought it was the old Stassi’s influence and she seemed nicer that season. Boy, have I changed my mind. Katie is just a mean, highly hypocritical blob IMO. I try to never criticize people for the way they look, but something about Katie makes me do it. I also didn’t like the way Jax and Brittany were holding their wedding over Sandoval’s head if he did not also join the mob and stop being the voice of reason! BlahBlah is sooooo classy. Ugh P.S. I hope Katie doesn’t sue me for calling her fat.

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    • Dee says

      May 14, 2019 at 8:35 pm

      It’s so childish of Jax and Britney to tell Tom he must agree with the James beat down to prove he’s worthy of their friendship. Losers.

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  22. Mike b. says

    May 14, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    yes yes yes James had a giant bullseye painted on his back but lets face it he is horrible and his parents are the absolute worst. Nothing about the brother tho, I wonder if he is still bussing at Sur and for that matter is Teddi’s’ brother still a bar back at TomTom?

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  23. Kee says

    May 14, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Ive only watched the season through recaps and fb group comments save for the first two and last two episodes. This show is a far cry from what it used to be. VPR used to be fun but this season the fun was sucked out of it and it is just horrid. I hope next season they scrap the old cast( Jax, Scheana, Katie, Kristen, and Brittany) and give us a new show. Keep the Toms and Arianna because Sandoval needs one of his side kicks to play off of and give us entertainment. Stassi can pop in and out for comic relief bc she is funny and I say keep James one more season for redemption sake. Maybe its really not him and Raquel and a new cast will have him turn over a new leaf (HA!) and be likeable (HA!) anything is better than the current pile of steaming vile crap we got this season.

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  24. Cheryl B. says

    May 14, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    Well, that was dreadful.

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  25. Nanette says

    May 14, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    I started watching this show because of the RESTAURANT connection. I worked in food service for years and it was a sitcom every night. Now … fake SURvers. Lots of people criticize Sandoval but I adore him. As Ariana pointed out to LVP, Sandoval works hard and puts his heart into everything he does. I admire him for sticking up for Janes, while at the same time holding James accountable. Something Katie and Layla seem unable to do. It’s one thing to act like a cunt, especially when drunk, but to STAND BY your reprehensible actions afterward and when sober? WTF? Sandoval is right, Katie is the epitome of a hypocrite. The things she says to James and Raquel are abominable. She was an aggressive bitch to Scheana, Lala, and James on several occasions. UNPROVOKED. The things awful she said to Scheana were off-duty, but SHE should have been canned for the way she treated Lala on her first days at SUR. Why can they all forgive Jax and Katie and Lala but not James?

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  26. Cheryle says

    May 14, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    This is L.A. Anything goes. Production seems to incite these fools to do anything, try anything, to stay relevant and push the limits to make drama. It’s just not entertaining anymore. It’s just alot of attacking each other for survival. Boring.

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  27. Frosty says

    May 14, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    More ugliness. Kristen, Katie and Lala need to go. Although, Billie was dead wrong about Lala, she absolutely does not act like a high class call girl. Lala acts like a 5 buck crack ho.
    Enna-boom!

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  28. Kdwagz says

    May 14, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    I admired Ariana for not covering up her scar from her cancer surgery. The dress actually called attention to it. It’s nice to have someone with a brain on that cast. And Sandoval was amazing in his defense of James.

    The plan to take down James this season was a major fail. Hope a few of them get the boot in favor of new faces at Sur a la below deck. I’ve got no interest in baby storylines or life in the Valley. Kristen (and Lala) can suck a dick.

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  29. KD says

    May 14, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    I laughed several times reading this recap!

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    • Kipper says

      May 14, 2019 at 11:55 pm

      Same with the recap laughs (all I have for now, ’cause my DVR is far, far away dang it)!

      I agree! I laugh, cringe, and scratch my head reading comments. I honestly think I’ve watched VPR these past few seasons because of the gloriously insightful, hilarious and always brutally honest recaps by the fabulous Lady Cocotte. TT selects the best of the best to work in her stead and when they aren’t available? She steps in and slays! Commenters provide the icing on the cake.

      Sadly (?) VPR may now be on my delete list. I’ll let ya’ll know soon…giggle…after I get caught up on this episode, read then watch the reunion finale. 99.9% sure I’m over it and by the sound of it? So is the VPR cast.

      It’s hard hearing they’re all being so ugly…(still)..I’m embarrassed for them and I shouldn’t be! None of them (“I see you” too Andy) comprehend or feel any shame or embarrassment for their actions and words.

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  30. Sonia says

    May 15, 2019 at 5:53 am

    i was never a James fan before this season,and still aren’t, but they went super overboard on him. In short:

    Katie needs to either get a boob job, buy a bra, or stop with the saggy boob dresses. Focus on your marriage, which clearly needs help and get off James.

    Jax and Britney are a shit show, but I am impressed on what she’s been able to parlay by sliding in someone’s DMs. Having lost my dad last year I do sympathize with LaLa and Jax, but it’s not a reason to treat people like shit.

    LaLa is just gross. The Me too video she did after the 50 cent scandal was ridiculous.

    Vanderpump is using the two Tom’s, man up and ask for a salary, or something.

    Kristen, yawn. Raquel has dead eyes, and Adriana can also go.

    Surely there is a cooler restaurant with a new cast they can start over somewhere with? This show is played out.

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  31. Betsey says

    May 15, 2019 at 9:32 am

    What’s really sad is that viewers (and the cast) know that James was bullied as a child! And watching this reunion shows that James is still being bullied into adulthood. It’s wrong on so many levels.

    I don’t condone any of the poor behavior James has displayed in the past, but I also don’t agree with people screaming in his face about it all at once. Speak calmly and one at a time…

    The bullying is hard to watch, especially as a teacher, because in schools the anti-bullying initiative is a big deal these days and kids are watching these shows where bullying is displayed loud and proud!

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    • dstat says

      May 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm

      Agree. Bullying has become an overused word but that is exactly what they’ve done to James. They know how to provoke him and he doesn’t have the tools to see exactly what they are doing. They want him off the show.

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      • Betsey says

        May 15, 2019 at 4:13 pm

        You hit the nail on the head when you said they purposely provoke him! They know he will react…and he is not equipped to handle it.

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      • Kelnlola says

        May 15, 2019 at 8:40 pm

        I agree with both of you and I have always been a huge fan of LVP but after hearing her cry about being ‘attacked’ by all of the girls on RHOBH, I feel as though she should have cut that bullying shit out from the assholes on the left while they relentlessly went after James.

        Also, like TT said, how messed up is it that LVP expects the Toms to be there at Tom Tom to draw in a crowd and they haven’t gotten shit from it. And I’m not talking about their yearly dividends as I understand it takes time for a restaurant to see a profit, I’m talking about just giving them something for constantly appearing. Let’s face it, the place is always packed when the public knows the Toms will be there.

        I have always vehemently defended Lisa and I am finally starting to see what others have been seeing since day one. She’s a freaking snake.

        Also, she’s supposed to be such an enormous advocate for the LGBTQ community yet she says NOTHING about Jax making a fake Twitter account to try to publicly out James as gay or bisexual. What the ever loving fuck. If she truly cared about LGBTQ issues she would have told Jax where to shove it for that disgusting shit.

        I was also disgusted by how she shut Billie Lee down every time she tried to speak and allowed Lala to just trash Billie while she was at work and do that little faux headbutt thing calling her a hoe. Wtf.

        I see LVP now for exactly who she is. No more British humor bitch, you are a lying, using, phony manipulative bitch. I hope the cast continues to speak truths about her in the aftershows and everywhere else they (Ariana) can and feel like.

        Lala Brittany Katie and Stassi can all go fuck themselves. Petty, jealous, hateful ugly bitches is what they are. Loved seeing Lala and Rand humiliated by fofty.

        Money by Monday Randall. Never forget.

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        • Betsey says

          May 16, 2019 at 9:22 am

          Everything you said!!! PREACH!!!

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  32. Frosty says

    May 15, 2019 at 10:57 am

    The thing is, the complaints about James are legit, that’s why there are employment policies and laws regarding harassment and hostile work environments, it’s a legitimate issue. But that doesn’t give any of them a right to be abusive themselves, James is not responsible for their own shitty behavior, neither is Raquel.

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  33. UTattleTale says

    May 15, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    I quit watching this show last year after realizing that none of these cast characters are growing up and maturing. Between the poor behavior in their place of work, the attacks on each other and the endless drinking and drugging on and off the job, it all got old and un-entertaining. I did start to watch the reunions but bailed half way through the first one. I just could not watch that crap. Now have three Bravo t.v. shows off my radar – VPR, RHOA(Vicki- I can’t), and RHOA (Nene-I cannot). At this rate, I may end up letting my life back once all these “reality shows” go away.

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  34. dstat says

    May 15, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    This has become such a shit show. Each of them have done despicable things but it’s the hypocrisy that’s turned me off like never before. Evolution Media and LVP need to quit pussy footing around and letting these entitled fools produce the show. Shake it up like Summer House did. That show is so much better with Hannah and Paige.

    Now Bravo wants us to vote on the MTV Awards poll for Vanderpump as favorite show. Nope, I’m not rewarding Katie, Jax, Brittany, Kristen or Lala with my vote. I picked the competition. Has James said despicable things, absolutely but when you have a group of hypocrites trying to produce the show by getting James fired…..I’m not here for that.

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  35. J says

    May 15, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    Seeing the preview for this reunion before it kicked off had me thinking “Why are they all so amped up and screaming? This season barely had any drama in it.” I immediately imagined them all being plied with coke to get them all riled up and angry for an explosive reunion. The fact that someone noticed Katie was wearing a coke necklace is HILARIOUS and only confirms the obvious. The only ones who seem remotely sane are Sandoval and Ariana. But overall, #TeamRightCouch ALL THE WAY.

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  36. Mousie says

    May 15, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    I agree w/viewing for restaurant connection — if most of cast are no longer at SUR, please move it over to TomTom w/REAL ppl not fake drama, a trans woman on for sake of being trans – it seems — & its gotten to just like cast wants to argue. And Lala and Ariana getting it on in back seat w/Tom Sandoval driving, fiancée of Ariana, I mean wtf????

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    • Ktina says

      May 18, 2019 at 11:16 am

      They are all awful and I want to slap that stupid Kentuckian in her butter face. What a dumb bitch. Lala is just one of many LA whores who thinks she’s special for bagging a fat rich guy. Why do you think she drinks so much? She has to so she can forget that all she is is a piece of ass. Katie IS fat. Does she not know this? Wear appropriate clothing! Sandoval and Ariana are the only ones I can stomach and they all made me feel bad for James

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  37. ForumDude says

    May 15, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    On Vanderpump Rules everyone’s going after James, and On RHOBH everyone’s going after LVP. Nene’s got it coming next season something tells me.

    I’m with the rest of you that thinks even though James has done a lot of mean shit how this reunion is turning out has totally put me in his corner. And yes I to believe those ladies probably got together spearheaded by Katie/Kristen most likely in an effort to get him kicked off the show.

    When Katie, and Stassi even took offense to James getting air time for supporting his family that was just too far. They both made themselves look so freaking petty when they did that.

    Brittany, wow that woman just showed her ass who knew all THAT was in there. I would never have thought she was that petty and vindictive.

    I think towards the end there even Andy was starting to feel for James the way they were going after him. Personally when James made his appeal to Andy asking Andy if he saw why he was feeling the way he was that made a difference. I think Andy got it.

    I also think Billie kind of annoyed Andy by the end of her appearance. I’m not a fan of the way Billie behaved this season.

    Ariana kind of impressed with the way she answered the thinking about having babies question.

    Sandoval is fairly well rounded he comported himself well.

    Schwartz comes off a lot like a battered husband. I think he kept his mouth shut to keep from triggering mean Katie into attacking him. I liked him better when he wasn’t married and he and LVP flirted all of the time.

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  38. Dr. Rocker says

    May 20, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    Ms. Katie is a hypocrite and the sine qua non of mean spiritedness…in short, a bully…

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