It’s time for the final RHOA Recap of the world’s longest season. It’s time to get this baby born and move on. I’m already praying for a shorter season next year. Twenty-six Sundays in a row of RHOA Recaps are about six too many.
Dennis is still trying to get Porsha to pick another name for baby Pilar because he once dated someone with that name. Porsha doesn’t care. She is hell bent on the name. Spoiler alert, it’s the baby’s name. Porsha picks Penelope out of the jar. As Porsha says, it does make you think of Penelope pig.
Later, Porsha talks to her mom about Dennis wanting to move back to the city. Porsha blames her mother-in-law for riling Dennis about living in Duluth. Now, Porsha’s mama has issues with Dennis’s mom. That’s not helpful.
At the Porsha’s last doctor visit, Dennis acts like he has never seen Porsha’s pregnant belly. They both freak out over the ultrasound photos. Porsha’s having a c-section.
But first, the grandma’s have to have a showdown. At least they agree they both don’t need to move into the house. I think they did though. At least temporarily. Then they argue about Duluth. I’m on Dennis’s side there. Duluth is way to far from his businesses. Porsha’s mom is all glammed up. Something about her reminds me of Kenya Moore. They both leave this conversation at odds.
Porsha goes out for lunch with Rickey Smiley at a Mexican place. MMMM Mexican! Rickey tries to talk some sense into Porsha about keeping all of Dennis’ items in the basement. She’s afraid she could be left with nothing again like she was with Kordell. She has taken two and a half months off from Dish Nation for maternity leave. Eva Marcille is filling in for her.
Porsha And Dennis have Mama Drama!
Since both of their mamas are feuding, Dennis and Porsha try to get them to sit down and talk. Dennis’s mom has a bad attitude. She is the one trying to get all up in the prenup situation. Porsha’s mom is hurt. She’s crying. Porsha’s crying. Porsha’s mom says it would be horrible for the baby if the grandmothers broke up the parents marriage. The grandmas both apologize and hug it out. There were a lot of tears involved. Porsha decides that the moms moving in would be a horrible idea. Jeez, You think? But when she was in NYC recently doing press they were both staying at her house taking care of the baby.
Porsha lets Dennis have half of the master bedroom closet.
One Last Pre-Baby Couples Counseling
Porsha and Dennis seem to be in a really good place. Dennis is a doting daddy and partner. I’m a bit confused as to why Bravo could not send a camera team to the birth. Dennis was tasked with taking all the footage. I’d think a first time dad might have other things on his mind in the delivery room. It does explain how Porsha had a glam team for her delivery though.
Dennis was popping bottles while Porsha was getting glammed up. Porsha has way over-packed. Dennis is bring tons of champagne. Bravo must have seen some people because we have photos of them going to the hospital and at the house. They just must not have been allowed in the hospital or the operating room. Ah, there is the home video. Once of my sources was worried about the home video in the hospital. It looks like it was all good. Especially Porsha’s lashes.
Porsha’s baby is beautiful. Watching her nurse the baby was touching. Then she wanted to know where her push gift was. First of all she didn’t push. And secondly, the gift is in her arms. He got them matching Rolexes.
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