It’s time for another RHONY Recap! Tonight is going to be a doozey! Luann de Lesseps has a big Halloween performance. Clearly, she has been drinking on the down low at these events the entire time. She’s got a hearing in from of a Palm Beach judge for violating probation two weeks from tomorrow!
It’s Halloween night and Luann has a performance at NYC hotel. It’s a psychiatric hospital themed event. Somehow that seems very appropriate. Most everyone is going the slutty nurse route. Bethenny is going as an angel. Barbara is going as Slash, replete with guitar and fake cigarette. It’s a Tuesday night and Luann isn’t performing until 11 pm. Since Bethenny has Bryn she s going straight home as soon as Lu sings. Bethenny talks to some random dude about how with all the drinking happening this doesn’t seem like a good environment for Luann. They agree that Luann can be reckless.
Money Can’t Buy You Class
At 11:30 Luann finally decides to start heading down. Bethenny has to get home and let her babysitter go home. Tinsley bails the second she finishes her ironic rendition of Chic C’est La Vie and Money Can’t Buy You Class. Ramona apparently had a date. What is with Ramona just not showing up at all to scheduled all cast RHONY shootings?
Luann has the nerve to be pissed that Bethenny went home before midnight on a Tuesday night. She thinks Bryn should be sleeping. Yes she is sleeping and she will be up wanting breakfast in few hours. Didn’t Luann leave her kids at home all the time when she was out partying?
Remind me again why Tinsley is living in the Marmara Hotel? I love that Tinsley had coasters made of her mugshot and Luann’s. That’s hysterical. Has Tinsley’s mother had a stroke? The left side of her face is not moving when she talks. LVP has a similar issue with her mouth. Tinsley and her mother cry about her lack of a man and a baby.
Sorry, for personal reasons I will not be recapping the childhood sexual abuse storyline.
Dorinda has moved into a new apartment. I am not one to envy others much but whenever these people just seem to move, I am envious and confused. I know I need to sell this house soon and move on to a new chapter in life. It just seems so overwhelming especially since I want to really pare down and put best stuff in a small storage until and travel. I love that she is making the space all about her. She doesn’t want any houseguests. I have three bedrooms. One is my bedroom, one is my wardrobe room, and one is my office/library. If you must, you can sleep on my very uncomfortable couch. One night only.
Dorinda hasn’t sold her old apartment. She may decide to rent it for a while first. She seems to want Hannah to move in and raise her family there. Hannah has no interest in that. The old apartment reminds her of a bad time in her life. A time where she became stagnant and shut down.
Dinner For Four
Bethenny, Dorinda, Tinsley and Sonja get together for lunch. I kind of like all of these girls this season. Sonja is much more tolerable without Ramona. Dorinda is much more tolerable sober. Tinsley balances out Bethenny. This group of RHONY works for me. So does a seafood tower. My that looks delicious.
Luann is getting the bitch edit this year. We get a full on montage about how Luann gives insults wrapped in compliments. They go back to RHONY 2008 to find them all. They talk about how Luann is tossing out so many insults about Luann all over town. Dorinda says that Luann doesn’t think about the history of their friendships. It’s only what is happening right now.
Luann is not in a place to be anyone’s friend at the moment. She’s Luann the Cabaret Countess. Bethenny tells Tinsley she used to be this way all the time when she was married to the Count. We have that Luann back now. No one cares for it. Not even me. The scene ends with Bethenny saying she will be there for the next intervention, God forbid. Dorinda shoots Bethenny a look.
Ramona’s Charity Event
Bethenny is skipping Ramona’s event because she had a previous commitment to go to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I can’t say that I blame her. Ramona can. Luann never misses an opportunity to bash Bethenny this season. It’s her new hobby.
Oh God. Who dodders in the door but Harry Dubin. Harry needs to start carrying around a half dead purse dog and the look would be complete. Apparently, Ramona’s birthday season is upon us once again. She’s having a fancy birthday luncheon and the RHONY are not invited. The hostess tried to invite Sonja but Ramona nixed that. Ramona thinks her RHONY friends should throw her a party of their own.
I do not understand why Dorinda and Sonja are up there with Ramona giving a speech. I zipped through that apart.
Next week: We go to upstate New York to see Luann’s house. Everyone will be staying in a hotel? They will still have plenty of time to argue. And to discover that Barbara is sexually fluid. I’ll be right here with the RHONY Recap!