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RHOBH Recap: Grilling Me Softly

May 7, 2019 by tamaratattles 118 Comments

RHOBH Recap
It’s time for the RHOBH Recap where all the RHOBH get on a bus and go “camping!” What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, Camille Grammer is going. #Buzzkill I really wish they would have just relegated her to be Lisa Vanderpump’s ass licker for the remainder of the season. I confess I am not in the mood for recapping tonight, but I do love a road trip! I haven’t been on many since I got rescued by Banjo.  So, let’s get into this RHOBH Recap! 
Before we hit the road, Peekay texted an apology to Kyle asking her not to take it out on Dorit. Where does Bravo find all the bottom feeders they have on their shows? Of course Kyle is going to be kind because she’s a good person. If someone”s husband did that to me, I’d feed her to the bears.

RHOBH RecapI Just Can’t Wait To Get On The Road Again…

I’m glad we get to see Erika, no Erika Jayne, in her natural environment. Can we pause for the awesome  charcuterie board? Someone I love sent me a boat load of charcuterie during lent so I had to shove it all in the freezer. I took the most fattening things to Easter Sunday and gave them to my nephew. But today was kind of rough and I kept a lot of things for myself including some prosciutto kind of high faulutin stuff that despite being ready-to-eat I cooked it like the bacon it is. It was so good. And there is so much of it!

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When they stop at the grocery store, it’s like none of these women have ever seen a place that sells food before. It’s crazy!  Rinna is dreaming of the ephemeral donut she has never actually seen. OMG do grocery stores in California sell liquor! Is that Fireball at a grocery store? Seven hundred dollars later they are back on the road. But really, Fireball at a grocery store? We just got Sunday brunch hours lowered at restaurants so we can have mimosas!
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! They are actually going to a KOA campground!  Oh wait. It’s Beverly Hills KOA Glamping.

RHOBH Recap ErikaAren’t We A Bit Old For Beer Pong?

That’s what Erika thought so she headed off for a massage. You know third tree on the left. They have them at every campsite. I mean, wait, whut? Dorit kills it at beer pong. I don’t think I’ve ever needed a game to know when to drink. Clearly, Dorit has a deep knowledge of Solo cup games.
When the ladies get together for lunch, I decide not to recap about the perpetual victim who is not there. When Erika arrives she says she just want to talk with the women who are in the group. This is why I love her. She’s never bought into LVP. Point. Blank. AND the Periodt!
If my rock climbing instructor’s parents didn’t know how to spell forest, I would not rock climb. Sheree Whitfield lives on a road where forest is misspelled. Well, she doesn’t really live there. If you are new to TT I promise you should click here for the times I have been to court with Sheree Whitfield. It never gets old. But you are going to have to scroll WAY BACK because on my site, there are a LOT of people who have gone to court with that fool.

RHOBH Recap GrillingGrilling Me Softly With Her Song…

These idiots trying to grill is ridiculous. Teddi and Dorit are the only two who can grill. Camille is pissed that she is a moron. Teddi tries to advise Camille that if she wants LVP at the wedding she needs to call her and not text. She should put on her granny panties and just ask her. For some reason, Camille’s goal in life this season is to call Teddi Mellencamp a “know-it-all” on every episode. It’s important to accept when someone knows more about things than you do, Camille. Some women learned valuable knowledge along the way while you were laying on your back spreading your legs through life.

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Then the girls are shocked that Denise found a place for Aaron to get a happy ending at the end of a massage. I will never understand the problem with this. That dinosaur of an old man got a happy ending and it’s like a full on FBI situation! Please. Just let people live.  I totally get that I people don’t want their husband doing that. But really, is he going to leave you for the massage therapist? Everyone need to lighten up. Especially the FBI. Then suddenly when Denise says she has had a happy ending during a massage everyone is fascinated and thinks that it is cool. Denise is a boss bitch. She just ends the conversation with ,”Let’s make S’mores!”

Strumming My Pain With Her Fingers

When Dorit lies, she does it with a fake accent. Camille is just so jealous of Teddi. It’s crazy. The bottom line is Teddi holds the diamond that Camille wants so badly. Camille thinks she is smart just because she was the Lala of her time fucking her way into Malibu. It’s the oldest profession in the world, dear. Anyone could do if they thought so little about what they could contribute to society. Camille trashes all of these women because she is jealous. Camille is trying for all the camera time. And she is getting it. The worst people make the most money on these shows.

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I Prayed That She Would Finish, But She Just Kept Right On…

Finally they are all packing up. I hope that Camille is shoved in the baggage compartment. Overall the trip went well. When Camille was not around. I love that breakfast is pumpkin pie and cheese spray on crackers. I could have that for breakfast every day for the rest of my life.

I will recap Texicanas. Just not tonight. I’m off to get a massage with a happy ending. See you next week for another RHOBH Recap!

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  1. marc says

    May 7, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Dying to see this episode.Thanks for the timely recap. Curious to see Camille’s wedding Camille’s losing her home in the fire etc. I believe this insures her snatching a diamond from LVP. I love Rinna her quirky attitude is everything. Kyle without LVP will be interesting. Bring it ladies. I need adventure. I predict LVP will do the reunion & it will be her curtain call.

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    • ab says

      May 8, 2019 at 12:43 am

      I’m betting LVP will not be there for the entire reunion though.

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      • Pepper says

        May 8, 2019 at 2:49 am

        I think she’ll make an “appearance” from her house … in a sit-down interview type format where she shares her thoughts on everything. Then she’ll bow out.

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  2. Mercedes says

    May 7, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Thanks for the recap TT!! I love reading how shocked you were about the grocery store Fireball. The grocery stores is where everyone gets their booze from in CA. If you’re in to the craft beers and rare beer and wines you would go to BevMo or Total Wine, but usually my friends and I always go to the grocery store for alcohol. You can also do Sam’s or Costco cause it’s cheaper and you don’t need a membership to buy alcohol.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 7, 2019 at 11:33 pm

      OMG GEE YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HAIL! And I am so jealous. we have liquor stores here which it the only place you can purchase liquor. It’s not a hardship though because they are on ever corner of the ghetto I live in. Up until a few years ago we could not buy any booze on Sunday. And there was a time when if it was a voting day we could not buy either.

      I also lived in SC for a while and there they only had state booze stores and you could not buy alcohol on Sunday or after 7 pm.

      You California heathens are on the fast track to “HAIL!” lol.

      Ps Please send fireball.

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      • EmilyW says

        May 8, 2019 at 12:09 am

        Who knew Ontario, Canadia, and parts of the south had so much in common regarding liquor sales?

        I am always in liquor Disney world when I visit Michigan or Las Vegas state, buying alcohol in Grocery stores or CVS. Then there’s Ohio that had it on Walmart. I was floored.

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        • Jim says

          May 8, 2019 at 3:03 am

          “Las Vegas state” is known as Nevada. Maybe I know that because I live there. But the only time I’ve ever been out of the Las Vegas area is when I drove through a tiny part of the state when moving from Phoenix.

          And no, it’s not pronounced Nevahdah.

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          • Maxie says

            May 8, 2019 at 10:26 am

            Sorry, Jim, but I’ll always pronounce Nevada that way. Unless you’ll do my state my way. Then we can talk. Lol.

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            • Jim says

              May 8, 2019 at 2:27 pm

              Then I insist that you pronounce Nebraska as Nebrahskah. Same thing.

              Can you hear how ridiculous that sounds? That’s how it hits my ears every time I hear someone mispronounce Nevada.

            • Jim says

              May 8, 2019 at 2:30 pm

              Oh, and what is your state? I promise that I will forever pronounce your state the way that you do if you fix your mispronunciation of Nevada.

            • Maxie says

              May 8, 2019 at 8:30 pm

              Well, you’ll have to do mine with an authentic Southern accent. I cannot get past the Spanish pronunciation of Nevada, although I’m aware that’s annoying to Nevada natives. I get your point related to Nebraska, but it’s an Indian name, says Wiki, so I wonder if Indians used the short a sound? Maybe someone here knows.

            • Jim says

              May 9, 2019 at 12:15 am

              Being coy, huh? I’m going to guess Louisiana then. It’s the only state that seems tricky. So here I go…

              Lose-ee-anna

              How’d I do?

            • Maxie says

              May 9, 2019 at 1:19 pm

              OK, Jim, you did well and just for you I’m going to make a real effort.

      • therealdeb says

        May 8, 2019 at 12:27 am

        Here in Washington we had state liquor stores that closed at 7 and were closed on holidays and sundays. Then we changed some laws and you can get liquor at the grocery store or Costco, even target. It’s great.

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        • Erica says

          May 8, 2019 at 2:31 pm

          Costco’s Kirkland brand of Vodka is pretty good too! I have to admit, I’m drinking more hard alcohol these days!

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      • Pepper says

        May 8, 2019 at 2:50 am

        TT, the supermarkets here in New Zealand sell beer and wine.

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      • Prycer says

        May 8, 2019 at 3:28 am

        It was a shock for me to move from California to New York where you couldn’t buy alcohol on Sundays and couldn’t buy from a grocery store. We can buy alcohol 7 days a week any time after 10am.

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      • Looloo says

        May 8, 2019 at 10:05 am

        You can get wine .. champagne or beer and South Carolina on Sundays now…No hard stuff though. Mimosas Sundays!

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      • ForumDude says

        May 8, 2019 at 10:13 am

        Girl the bars are open all night long over here, and when a hurricanes a coming the liquor sections of the grocery stores, every stinking grocery store, are the first things to sell out. Also we got ta-go cups so you don’t have to leave your liquor all lonely and by itself in the bar when you leave. It’s all so very convenient and economical really.

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        • RoxJimenez says

          May 8, 2019 at 12:20 pm

          Are you in New Orleans??? When I visited there once (and I can’t wait to go again) I was floored by the fact there were drive-thru daquiri places!!!

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          • TMAC says

            May 8, 2019 at 5:51 pm

            🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 The best !! That’s one of the first places I hit when flying into NOLA. 🥂⚜️

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      • ForumDude says

        May 8, 2019 at 10:15 am

        Also, did I mention we have drive-through daiquiri shops here? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

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        • RoxJimenez says

          May 8, 2019 at 12:21 pm

          See my comment above, @ForumDude!! LOL

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      • Tasha says

        May 8, 2019 at 11:06 am

        In CA, we just can’t buy alcohol from 2am to 6am.

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      • Mark says

        May 8, 2019 at 1:18 pm

        Wait, how do you figure out what you’re going to drink with supper? You have to go to a whole different shop?

        This seems inconvenient and not at all in tune with my casual alcoholism

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        • Jim says

          May 8, 2019 at 2:21 pm

          HA! “Casual alcoholism” is my new diagnosis. I can live without but I’d rather not.

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          • Nanette says

            May 10, 2019 at 12:25 am

            Is Casual Alcoholism higher or lower on the scale than Special Alcoholic?

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      • Candace says

        May 8, 2019 at 3:08 pm

        Live in New Orleans and love our alcohol sales laws. No hurricane prep is complete without stocking up on squirt cheese and alcohol.
        P.S. Camille should have stayed home. She is more of a mean girl than a shade thrower.

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        • Nanette says

          May 10, 2019 at 1:08 am

          Perhaps MeeMaw’s [Hillbilly] Beer Cheese will be available in a squirt can!

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  3. KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

    May 7, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    We can buy booze in the grocery store but that’s nothing compared to the drive through package stores in Ga… I’d literally go buy vodka in jammies and slippers. Or drive through daiquiris in Louisiana… dangerous but amazing younger day memories

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    • Cathyrid says

      May 7, 2019 at 11:50 pm

      Love the drive thru daiquiris in Louisiana. That’s the way to live! Get a gallon jug of your favorite!

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      • Jenn says

        May 8, 2019 at 9:31 am

        We have drive through liquor stores in some parts of Lousiana too. I dont use then though , I like to get out and shop the pretty bottles lol.

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      • ForumDude says

        May 8, 2019 at 10:17 am

        They used to sell half gallon jugs which were perfect for an evening of drinking, but they got greedy, and went to a full gallon. Egregious Bastards!

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    • gluedtothepc says

      May 8, 2019 at 12:19 pm

      Love the drive-thrus – we have those here in Texas. Our liquor stores close at 9 pm on Saturdays and stay closed through Sunday. Found this out the hard way on a road trip home, wanting to make margaritas. Looked for closing times of stores in our city and kept seeing 9 pm (which we wouldn’t make in time). Started frantically googling liquor stores in podunk towns we were driving through, found one in a sketchy area and came screeching in at 8:55 to make our purchase. All’s well that ended well that night.

      Our wine and beer sales in grocery stores can’t start until noon on Sunday. Found this out the hard way too – had gotten out of church early and was trying to make a fast purchase before any of my fellow congregants made their grocery stops and saw my basket full of wine…I have issues, I know! I put back a few bottles and waited my time…did see one person from church, but by that time basket was more ‘acceptable.’ Oh, did I mention I’m an active deacon’s wife? Any of my Baptist friends will understand why I was concerned (HAIL could have been brought up, lol!!) ;-p

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  4. Gigi says

    May 7, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    In Newport Beach, they shut PETCO and are replacing it with a wine store. Just what we need…. more alcoholic idiots here…..

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    • Jim says

      May 8, 2019 at 3:14 am

      Please don’t judge. Where would tamaratattles.com be without us alcoholic idiots?!

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      • FarFromPerfekt says

        May 8, 2019 at 9:51 am

        Heh heh!

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  5. Spunky2015 says

    May 7, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Teddi is an annoying know-it-all. Tired of her preaching. The whole episode was just talking about sex, LVP and Kyle afraid of everything. BORING

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    • Jim says

      May 8, 2019 at 3:18 am

      The only problem with your argument is that know-it-all Teddi has been 100% correct in her observations. It would be a different story if she was giving bad advice. I find her annoying too though. But it’s her hyper-drive, type-A personality that annoys me. Teddi, relax a bit, dammit.

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      • Suse says

        May 8, 2019 at 3:58 am

        I tend to like Teddi, but I think she overreacted and attacked Camille. And while she may indeed have some solid advice, it’s better to wait until somebody asks for your opinion/advice. Teddi is aggressive yet super sensitive; jumps down people’s throats if they don’t agree with the advice they never asked for.

        On another note, I wonder if any of those women actually ate an entire burger? I just don’t get how they all ( except Erika, who is in good shape but not scrawny) are so thin. Sonia, Dorinda and Bethany too. How.

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        • BeeSmart says

          May 8, 2019 at 9:53 am

          They don’t eat any carbs

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        • ForumDude says

          May 8, 2019 at 10:31 am

          Given the way Camille has been trashing Teddi behind her back I would say her reaction to Camille shows a tendency towards very good instincts with an equally good sense of when, and how to address the snark — immediately, and aggressively. You let them know you won’t tolerate that bs to your face which forces them to either knock it off, or talk behind your back, but as we see with Denise (love her) she saw right through Camille when she started talking about the other ladies behind their backs.

          You saw how Camille was moping on the RV and how she absolutely killed the mood when she approached the ladies for breakfast? That was a direct result of Teddi’s response to her bs. Teddie handled it extremely well, and judging by the reactions of the other ladies at breakfast they’re about tired of her shit too.

          TT’s assessment of Camille was dead on accurate for this episode. She killed the vibe of the trip. The ladies still managed to have a good time but in spite of the party pooper.

          The diamond is better placed in Teddi’s hand than Camille’s. By far.

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      • Jaded says

        May 8, 2019 at 8:42 pm

        Spunky, I’m just curious, does the sex talk bother you when lvp does it?

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  6. Kate says

    May 8, 2019 at 12:08 am

    I know everyone loves Denise and she is charming however I did not care for her behavior on the trip

    Worrying about parenting mistakes is one thing but embarrassing your teenage daughter on TV by revealing an anonymous sexual encounter with a masseuse (for money) is immature. I’m not talking about what she did I’m referring to how it will make her daughter feel to hear about it on TV

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    • Tracy says

      May 8, 2019 at 4:50 am

      With Charlie Sheen as a father, I’m sure Denise’s “happy ending” massage won’t even be on their radar.

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      • Kate says

        May 9, 2019 at 9:24 am

        Then why add to the humiliation?

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    • FarFromPerfekt says

      May 8, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Immature, really?!? I’m pretty sure her daughters have much better things to do than to watch this show. But hey, I also think it’s fabulous and would do it myself if I had the $$. Schwing!!

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    • ForumDude says

      May 8, 2019 at 10:38 am

      I see your point but I suspect that Denise has relationships with her children that allow for open and free communication. She’s not discussing this directly with her children but other adult women, and if her children should discover this at a later date, and I’m sure they will, she can have that conversation with them then, and deal with it as best they can, but at some point children have to know stuff happens in life, and really what’s the point in living life in shame or regret? I don’t see this as a negative, but rather the opportunity for a huge positive.

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      • Blondesense says

        May 9, 2019 at 3:29 am

        Will all those who would not be embarrassed as a teen if everyone at school knew your mother paid a stranger to masturbate her, please raise your hand?

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        • Kate says

          May 9, 2019 at 9:22 am

          Thank you for making me point!!! She was crying last episode about making parenting mistakes and I think she really made a doozy here. That’s why I suggested immature I can’t think of any other motivation

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        • ForumDude says

          May 10, 2019 at 1:36 pm

          Ehhh. Builds character. The sooner we learn not to be embarrassed by what others do the better off we are.

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      • Betsey says

        May 9, 2019 at 8:28 am

        Couldn’t have said it better myself! #ForumDudeStan

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    • Mmmmmia says

      May 9, 2019 at 10:31 am

      Maybe she is raising her daughters to not be embarrassed about sex and to embrace pleasure without shame, but to also be safe? In that case they won’t be embarrassed. But if they are raised to think women shouldn’t enjoy their bodies or talk about sexual pleasure then, yes they will be embarrassed.

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  7. Kipper says

    May 8, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Just home, no recap or comments yet because then I may not want to watch…I want to see this camping trip so bad (not “glamping” although RVs can be pretty posh)!

    ‘Evening all! Thank you again TT for this site, for all you do and your rambunctious group of loyal followers. Loved on my people and animals (it’s fricking raining and cold again, maybe snow tonight! Crazy!), had a glass of wine during “data dump” session, poured one more for the show, then came straight here to share my excitement about this (fingers crossed) potential viewing pleasure sans LVP! Off I go, see you in the flip side!

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    • Kipper says

      May 8, 2019 at 12:45 am

      Crap. 10 minutes in…a KOA? We’re gonna glamp for real aren’t we?!

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      • Kipper says

        May 8, 2019 at 1:00 am

        Damn! This KOA is amazing! I know I am a camping snob. I’ve dry camped 90% of all trips (too numerous to count) but with age, being/sleeping outdoors with a “bit” of comfort is pretty appealing!

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        • Nanette says

          May 8, 2019 at 9:30 pm

          Don’t forget your plastic grilling utensils and lots of booze.

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          • Kipper says

            May 8, 2019 at 11:13 pm

            Oh, I never forget the booze! I do know how to grill but I’ve gotten really good at preparing meals in advance and freezing, keeps the coolers cool and more time playing while camping not cooking.

            Funny, I can relate to the grocery store frenzy. Something about that last store visit, you over think, over gather, over splurge because (we’re camping) it’s a treat. When we camp with other families and friends it’s best to all go together otherwise we all do it separately and it can be crazy overkill. It’s something like “we don’t want to come back out to get anything”. Shopping together we can assure, nope “I already got that, we’re good” situation.

            I don’t think I’d ever go camping for only one night. Granted these women are completely wired for sound but usually it’s a bit of work even when you have set up down to a science.
            Having some real down time to hike, sit quietly, visit with nature, family, friends and enjoy the food/beverage treats without the electronic trappings of our normal life puts camping up there on my favorite things to do list.

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  8. *MissRaider* says

    May 8, 2019 at 12:57 am

    And season 1 Camille is back! She’s such a bitch and I don’t get where her issues with Teddi stem from other than out of pure jealousy.
    On another not I would love to hang out with Denise, Teddi, Rinna and Erika!

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    • *MissRaider* says

      May 8, 2019 at 12:58 am

      *note

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    • Prycer says

      May 8, 2019 at 3:35 am

      Teddie called out Camille big time. Once everyone see’s the episode regarding Camille talking about them they will know that Teddie was right. Camille is being super annoying this season. I can’t believe she alluded to putting a strap on with Kelsey. I know she has had a few “ex’s” but most people are going to assume she is speaking about him.

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      • ForumDude says

        May 8, 2019 at 10:43 am

        Did you believe it though? Sorry but I didn’t believe she actually did that, now I’m not saying she wouldn’t peg someone because she has a strong controlling vibe about her, but that declaration had the stink of one-upmanship all over it.

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        • Sunshine says

          May 8, 2019 at 12:15 pm

          I agree. She’s always putting him down. She also said in one episode that he has a small penis. How can she do all of this bad-mouthing on tv when they have two children together? Mean. (and probably not true).

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    • vickie80 says

      May 9, 2019 at 5:02 pm

      Camille is just nasty, she’s nothing more than a mean girl.

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  9. Nanette says

    May 8, 2019 at 1:16 am

    If this were a movie, it would tank. The pettiness of some — shut your PIE HOLE, CAMILLE — is so middle school. I love Denise. I can see why she and Rhinna have been friends for years. It does seem more fun without LVP. Now … off to explore the Sheree Whitfield archives. TT, I LOVE when you link to the archives.

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    • Nanette says

      May 8, 2019 at 1:28 am

      I am dying over the TITLES of the Sheree Whitfield archives. The Lieberry …

      Tamara, I will read them all later, but I noticed you talked about forgetting to take your anxiety meds. I am on the CBD babdwagon. IT WORKS. For my anxiety and for my dog’s anxiety. She loves riding in the car, but trembles and shakes in the truck. We took our longest trip (200 miles RT) in the truck and NO SHAKING. Plus, she’s gone from old lady walking to boinging around like a pup.

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      • Prycer says

        May 8, 2019 at 3:38 am

        Is there a certain oil brand you recommend? I’m trying to stop taking xanax.

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        • Super duper trooper says

          May 8, 2019 at 11:36 am

          Yes please! Id like to know also

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      • Leann says

        May 8, 2019 at 8:22 pm

        Nanissues.ette can u tell me what brand n strength of cad ur dog is on? I want my shih tau to give it a try…..back leg knee

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        • Leann says

          May 8, 2019 at 8:25 pm

          Sorry for not proof reading! It SHOULD read Nanette can u give the brand name and strength of the CBD oil u are using for ur dog. I want to start my shih tzu on some. Thank you.

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          • Nanette says

            May 8, 2019 at 9:27 pm

            The CBD oil I use is NuLeaf 240mgCBD / .17oz. sublingual drops. Dose is 1-9 drops (under tongue). I usually go with only 1-2 because it works that well. ($24.00?)
            The Tattoo Lovers salve 100mg CBD in a little tin. Topical recommended as best for for fibromyalgia. (Forget price — $18?)

            My DOG uses Simply Pure CBD oil. 300mg /1oz. It comes suspended in choice of hemp, olive, or coconut oil. I got it at the feed store. I tried the 150mg first because it was cheaper and I didn’t know if it would work. The 300mg is a better value. If you don’t see a difference in your dog, ours will take it back. ($26 – $44 – 100mg-300mg) I think you and pup could BOTH take either human or dog oil. We do.

            If you drug test: Go for BROAD spectrum; there is ZERO THC. The FULL spectrum has less than .03% of THC. It MAY not show up on drug test, but… If your state has legalized HEMP (not marijuana) for retail, get it at health food store; otherwise, a dispensary. See cannajointrelief DOT com for info and great topicals.

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            • Leann says

              May 8, 2019 at 10:56 pm

              Thank you. Will give this a try. Anything for my Mikayla!!

  10. Jim says

    May 8, 2019 at 2:36 am

    I have new respect for Dorit… well, there’s a first time for everything. She aced rock climbing, KILLED beer pong and knows how to grill (kinda, at least she knew that you don’t use plastic utensils near an open flame). She’s actually grown on me a bit. But it’s in direct proportion to how much respect I’ve lost for Camille. Funny how that works.

    What a fun episode! But fire the producer who decided that this should only be a one day trip. Fucking moron. This is the kind of stuff I live for.

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    • ForumDude says

      May 8, 2019 at 10:49 am

      I know right! I’ve been waiting for this thing for two weeks, and I only get one day’s worth, and half of that Camille shit all over. Fire that SOB, also the one responsible for hiring Camille.

      Now about this Dorit thing-a-ma-bob thing you’ve got going on. Pop open another bottle and rewatch how she tries to defend PK’s snitty attack on Kyle. That should take care of that.

      Reply
      • Jim says

        May 8, 2019 at 2:10 pm

        Ah, just let me enjoy Dorit for a few more minutes, lol. I already know that the feeling won’t last.

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        • laurini00 says

          May 9, 2019 at 7:28 am

          I’m so happy you put these strange feelings into words for me… I don’t quite know what to do with them. Dare I say, Dorit was fun in this episode!

          Reply
    • Sweetiedahling says

      May 8, 2019 at 7:37 pm

      She still has very little style or taste when dressing herself, but at least we know she’s good for something!! Lol

      Reply
    • Kipper says

      May 8, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      Just getting caught up. Who camps for one night? My big girl pants are saying to me they agree too and refuse to be happy being put on again so soon?

      Reply
  11. Nick M says

    May 8, 2019 at 2:37 am

    The first truly entertaining episode since Tokyo and they did it all without LVP! Time for evolution and bravo to wake up and get rid of her so we don’t have to do another boring season long dance wondering just how manipulative she is. It’s not good TV!

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  12. Pepper says

    May 8, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Jim, I have to agree with your comments about Dorit … I hope we see more of this side of her in future episodes.

    I’m not a fan of Teddi. I’m sure she’s a nice person but she’s not a good fit for this show and in my view she does come across as a meddlesome know-it-all. Denise is wearing thin on me … she was far better on that E! show she had a few years ago. Kyle and Rinna are the glue that holds this show together – I really hope they stay on.

    Reply
  13. JustJenn says

    May 8, 2019 at 6:45 am

    I don’t think Camille is jealous of Teddi, I think Teddi is a hard person to be around. It’s the reason Erika treated her so poorly last season and will again once LVP is gone. On the other hand Camille is out for everyone this season including LVP. She’s reaching for that diamond, but I don’t think she’s ever going to get it back…her behavior is off putting.

    Reply
    • Sharon says

      May 8, 2019 at 7:34 am

      Camille has always insisted though that she could never go back full time she would hate it!! I don’t think she’s jealous of teddi, teddi is just annoying AF!!!

      Reply
  14. Old Jane says

    May 8, 2019 at 7:34 am

    I thought it was the most fun RH show I have seen maybe ever. Just enjoyed watching them be silly and laughing.

    Reply
    • ForumDude says

      May 8, 2019 at 10:56 am

      You should have seen the stuff where Kyle and LVP are in Italy cavorting through the gardens. Those were some good episodes. When those two are friends the show is good, when they’re on the outs it can get rocky. Through all of those ups, and downs, and there have been a lot, the downs have never been Kyle’s fault.

      I like LVP on the show because she’s kinda devious, but only works if she’s interacting with the other ladies this hiding in the kitchen shit she’s doing now is not fun to watch. She picked the wrong room to re-do because combined with her behavior towards filming with the other ladies it invites the term chicken shit.

      Reply
      • Lisaj says

        May 12, 2019 at 12:34 am

        I miss LVP and hate that they’re still bashing her. NOT a fan of not so honest Teddy, Dorito, Rnna and now Kyle. Camille is just so obviously trying to be relevant. Erica and her fake everything including marriage can dance of out, deleted this series tonight.

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        • Vickie80 says

          May 12, 2019 at 4:52 am

          Delete the series? No way! LVP has almost gone, its onwards and upwards now without that sneaky witch.

          Reply
  15. Jaded says

    May 8, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Best episode this season! I am loving Erika and Rinna more and more. Always been a Kyle fan. Poor Kyle has so much anxiety but it makes me laugh. When she stresses out I always picture her riding that pony when all the others were on regular sized horses. So funny!! Loved the pumpkin pie for breakfast. Loved Kyle’s practical jokes.

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    • ForumDude says

      May 8, 2019 at 10:59 am

      Kyle could have cooked that food in no time flat I’m sure. She handed them the tongs and got outta dodge — too many cooks. She’s smart that one.

      Reply
      • Jaded says

        May 8, 2019 at 2:56 pm

        I agree! I personally love Kyle. I’ve been roasted for it.

        Reply
        • Jim says

          May 8, 2019 at 3:10 pm

          I’ve liked Kyle since Kim left the show. She’s much more relaxed although she’s still delightfully neurotic. And her family scenes seem to be authentic.

          Reply
          • Jaded says

            May 8, 2019 at 5:01 pm

            Yes!!!

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  16. radchick61 says

    May 8, 2019 at 8:17 am

    In St. Louis, we can buy alcohol 24/7. Grocery stores, liquor stores, Walmart, Target and gas stations to name a few. Heck, us Yankees don’t have to get out of our car, we’ve got drive throughs!

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    • Kipper says

      May 8, 2019 at 11:59 pm

      I lived a number of years in Indiana and the blue laws were very real until I think, last year? My sister still lives there and while visiting over the years I’ve forgotten and brought alcoholic beverages to the checkout and then shamed when I was told it was Sunday…
      When I was younger I think the law was no liquor sales in a store, not a bar after 11PM? I don’t exactly remember.

      I do remember making the the (less than 1 hour) drive from IN to OH at 18 to drink 3.2 beer or buy cases to bring back cases for parties. I remember seeing Huey Lewis and The News at an old theater in maybe Van Wert?…I’d have to research my button file.

      Reply
  17. Nicole says

    May 8, 2019 at 8:56 am

    This episode made me laugh. It was nice to see them all out doing something fun, even their idea of “camping” and minimal arguing for once. The women need to shut up about LVP stop giving her attention. As if Camille even likes her that much?? I mean come on she’s acting as if she has had this really close friendship with LVP every season and is dying to have her at her wedding. I loved how Erika shut it down quick 🙂

    TT I was waiting for you to comment on Camille making references to her role playing “with my ex” and strap ons etc….. she is really giving it to Kelsey this season and even though I don’t care for her much, I LOVE seeing the little digs she lets out after how he has treated her!!!

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  18. Looloo says

    May 8, 2019 at 10:11 am

    No one Is gonna comment about a $700 shopping excursion for ONE FUCKING NIGHT!! These bitches…jeeesssuuusss.

    Reply
    • Jim says

      May 8, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      Blame the pie! It was $600.

      Reply
      • Looloo says

        May 8, 2019 at 6:02 pm

        Yeah it looked super gourmet.. Organic… gluten free ..fat free and carb free I’m sure!

        Reply
  19. DalaiMama says

    May 8, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Kyle’s whacking two sticks together to keep the bears away is straight outta “The Parent Trap” (the original movie), when the Hayley Mills twins trick their Dad’s girlfriend into believing their campsite is surrounded by mountain lions, but that whacking a couple of sticks together deters the lions from attacking. Whack. Whack. Whack. Loved it in “The Parent Trap”, loved that Kyle somehow internalized it and did her bit for God and country, making the world a better, bear-free place.

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    • Erica says

      May 8, 2019 at 8:44 pm

      I got to rewatch! I totally missed it (was probably having a coughing fit). I ADORE the Parent Trap!

      Reply
    • Nanette says

      May 8, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      The original parent trap was a perfect family film for it’s time. Inspired lots of high jinks.

      Reply
    • Kipper says

      May 9, 2019 at 12:06 am

      So funny! I remember it now but when Kyle was doing that I was thinking “this is so familiar”. I couldn’t put my finger on where, when, why, now I’m just giggling, I do need to rewatch the original “Parent Trap”. Thank you DaliaMama!

      Reply
  20. LaNY says

    May 8, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    FINALLY and fun episode that didn’t involve puppy gate!
    I was happy Ericka shut down the LVP talk. They need to simply stop discussing her so she’ll go away.
    Teddi’s observations are accurate but her delivery is very annoying because non solicited advice and opinions always are. She’s needs to calm down and let people hang themselves because the messenger always gets shot.
    I’m actually excited for the remainder of the season now that it appears these ladies are going to loosen up, have fun and authentic drama.

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  21. Lo says

    May 8, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    I like Camille–she is a real character. She might be envious of Teddi or she might just be right in her observations of Teddi. Teddi doesn’t lie except when she is lying. Teddi doesn’t insert herself into every conversation except when she’s inserting herself into every conversation and Teddi isn’t a know it all except when she’s claiming she knows it all.

    Loved this episode. Denise is a real hoot and such a great addition to the show. She is so light and such fun. She’s not in the least pretentious and that’s refreshing.

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  22. Mark says

    May 8, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Unpopular opinion: Season One Camille is The Best Camille.

    Don’t @ me. 🤷🏿‍♂️

    Reply
    • LaNY says

      May 8, 2019 at 1:59 pm

      I agree with you! Season One Camille is real Camille and real has been the missing ingredient for far too long! As a matter of fact, I think all of the ladies were the realest they’ve been on this episode than ever before and I hope we see more of it!

      Reply
  23. maryam says

    May 8, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    in maryland we can pretty much only buy alcohol at mom and pop liquor stores, total wine, and a few restaurants have packaged goods that can be sold. when i was living part time in california i was amazed that you could buy liquor at the grocery store, at gas stations, at convenience stores, and at huge places like bevmo.

    wait……sheree is not living in her home at all? even now? i wonder what happened to kenyas home? i wonder if she still has that or did they purchase another home in atlanta when she got married?

    i thought the episode was rather boring overall. the only thing of interest was hearing about the sex life of denise…..AGAIN….. has there been an episode yet where we have not heard something about it?

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    • Katherine 2.0 says

      May 8, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      She’s trying to give poor Ericka a thrill.

      Reply
  24. Maxie says

    May 8, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Yep. I’ve never bought into the transformation.

    Reply
    • Maxie says

      May 8, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      Of Camille. That was supposed to be a reply; sorry.

      Reply
  25. Erica says

    May 8, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Best comment was made by my mother, who watched it this morning.

    “I’m starting to feel sympathy for Kelsey”

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!

    Reply
    • Nanette says

      May 8, 2019 at 8:52 pm

      I’ve been thinking along those lines. Especially considering how Camille and Kelsey started out.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      May 9, 2019 at 12:25 am

      Your mother is the smartest person who a watches this show. I think Kelsey has a small dick and Camille loved the dick strap. And yet, i feel like Camllle is just a horrible person.

      Reply
  26. laurini00 says

    May 9, 2019 at 7:26 am

    By far my favorite episode this season! There was a little dip in the middle (ah-hem, CAMILLE) but overall it was so fun to watch. I don’t think I could spend $700 in a grocery store in one go even if I tried!!

    On the liquor sales – I’m from California, and even after years over here I’m still amused that in Italy, a coffee bar and a bar bar are the same place. It’s wild to be ordering my coffee & pastry and look at bottles of liquor. I’ll never quite get over it!

    Best line of the episode: YOU’RE DRUNK FOR YOUR AGE!

    Please don’t make me watch the kitchen reno next week…

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  27. laurini00 says

    May 9, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Last thought – I am wondering if the happy endings story was a little backwards. I would almost bet money that Denise had already had one, and Aaron hadn’t, so to even the score board she found one for him. Not because all of the other men she knows had had one…

    Reply
  28. micmac says

    May 9, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Denise needs new male friends if it’s true that all the guys she knows have been with a hooker. What a statement! It says a lot about her. But then, she is the gal that married Charlie Sheen.

    Reply
    • vickie80 says

      May 9, 2019 at 5:11 pm

      I thought Erika made the comment about all men with hookers, even though Tom hadn’t explicitly told her?

      Reply
  29. Gretch Deaux says

    May 9, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    Not only do they sell liquor, they give SAMPLES! You can have a shot of tequila while shopping.

    Reply
  30. Michelle Prinvale says

    May 11, 2019 at 3:01 am

    Hi TT!

    My sister, brother in-law, cousins and I walked from a funeral home down to the liquor store. They had airplane size bottles of Fireball. We all took a shot for my Gram.

    It was in CA and I know I’m probably going to HAIL!

    Reply

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