Well, this is it. The season finale of Mexican Dynasties, which means this is my last Mexican Dynasties Recap unless there is by some miracle a season.
La Familia Allende
Fernando’s big concert at Lunario is hyped up by Fernando and Mari. I’m sure it will be the final all cast scene. So we have about 40 minutes to get everyone on speaking terms. First, we need more scenes of Mari crying because he adult child has “moved out.” Frankly, I don’t think Adan, Elan or Jenny really live in Mexico. They will be leaving after the concert to go back to wherever they do live. Just like Doris Bessudo. This makes Mari’s constant crying even more estúpida.
As of now, Adan Allende and Elan Allende both say they are not going to perform. But they are going to be in the audience. Meanwhile, the three of them play guitar and sing together. Not that they are practicing for Lunario or anything. Because they are definitely not singing at the concert. Both the guys talk about how they want to be successful of their own out from under the shadow of their famous husband.
Meanwhile, Mari is praying in her penthouse to Virgen de Guadalupe that Adan will make the right decision about Lunario. Specifically she asks her to help him focus and admit when he is wrong and to guide him to the right decision.
Adan Falls Victim To Black Magic!
Twelve hours later. Adan has come to a decision. That decision is to pack up his crap at his parents house since filming is ending and be ready to fly back home as soon as possible. Oh wait. No it isn’t. Mari had some sort of hypnotherapist he had previously seen call Adan at 11 pm and within twenty minutes he had packed his crap from Elan and Jenny’s and gone home to his mama. Someone brainwashed him over the phone.
Doris meets Elan and Jenny for dinner. They give her the latest news on Adan. Not only did Adan say he could not “abandon” his parents, he also said he can’t be in a relationship with Maria Paz. Everything he said contradicted all the things he was happy about less than an hour before. He looked like a zombie. Mari has had someone cast a spell on him!
Adan says he didn’t speak to a hypnotherapist. He says that ten of his friends reminded him that he has the best parents in the world. At midnight after twenty minutes on the phone? That two minutes per friend! He’s been zombified by Mari! There is no other explanation!
La Familia Madrazo
Tarek is back for the final episode as well. Oscar is going to introduce him to his children. It’s way too soon for that! But, first Oscar gives him a tour of the city. And we get to go too! They buy Pancho Villa mustaches that they wear for the rest of the city tour. Mexico City is very beautiful. The crown jewel is Palacio de Bellas Artes a stunning beauty in itself, it is filled with everything from murals by Diego Rivera to concert halls where Pavarotti and sung and a theatre with a 24 ton stage curtain made of Tiffany glass. This show is really making me want to visit Mexico City.
Our fashion plate, Ocscar has chosen to dress like Waldo for this outing. This may be a bigger travesty than that puffy coat he wore on the hot air balloon trip.
Later, the kids finally meet Tarek. They talk about all the languages that Tarek speaks. He talks about their school work and how smart and polished they are. It goes really well. Unfortunately,the streets are saying the relationship didn’t last. They do not even follow each other on Instagram.
La Familia Bessudo
First of all, I tried to get Kyle Richards to send me some Perpetua creams and I got two crying laughing emojis in response. I was dead serious!
It’s just another day at Casa Bessudo. One or Mexico’s most well know modern artists, Karla de Lara is there to start a mother daughter portrait. Considered by many to be the mother of hyper-realist pop art, Karla’s painting sell for thousands of dollars. Raquel has many of her painting on display in her home. All of them are of…Raquel. The largest one probably cost at least $20K.
Doris is trying to get a mother daughter painting with her. Raquel tells Doris that the painting of the two of them is her gift to her. Because, she’d not going to hang it in her house. Not with someone else in the painting! Doris suggest that her mom buy her a bigger house worthy of the painting.
The Concert At Lunario
For the umpteenth time, Fernando reminds us what a big deal a concert at Lunario is. Then, much to everyone’s “surprise” Adan opens the show for his father. I believe he was lipsyncing. And he carried the entire microphone stand, replete with a Mick Jagger scarf or two while doing it. I do like the song though. Then out comes Fernando, who looks more like Liberace than ever, crooning a love song to Mari. All the old ladies in the audience seem to love Fernando and his multiple jacket changes.
Jenny and Mari get into it from their tables on the front row. Doris takes Jenny outside to cool her down. But, Doris is pretty worked up too. Then. Elan goes out to check on them. When the concert ends, Mari hugs everyone including Doris and Jenny as if they were besties. How very “housewives” of her.
The After Party
After the concert, everyone heads over to Fernando and Mari’s penthouse. Paulina shows Oscar all of Mari’s black magic stuff. He’s convinced she’s a witch.
Doris and Adan talk and he says he still wants to work with just her on his music. Um, didn’t he just do a concert that she didn’t know he was doing? Doris says if he is on his own for a year, then she will consider representing him again. Doris did pick up Jenny and Elan and works as their publicist.
In the end, Jenny tells us that “blood is thicker than tequila” and they are a family.
Jose and Paulina are still together and traveling the world.
Ah Oscar and Tarek did break up. But Oscar has a new love, Jeffery. He is British and live in Mexico City.
Adan released his video and booked a cruise with Maria Paz. But then dumped her for “the tripod” and the three of them went together instead.
Mari and Fernando are going to China for six weeks for the Miss World pageant. Then they plan to visit the White House. Then to Thailand. Oh, and also they are going to see the Pope at the Vatican. And surely Adan will be with them for it all. Adan and Fernando will be singing in London. Oh and they are hawking their own line of shampoo.
And that’s the last Mexican Dynasty Recap. 🙁