Tonight is Summer House night! After an emotional weekend full of Avengers, Game of Thrones and Fofty cent drama, we need the levity this show brings! This week’s Summer House recap begins with gang, sans Kyle Cooke, arriving at the Hampton’s house. Kyle is still at his family reunion.
Paige DeSorbo swears her name should be Crystal because she was crystal clear with Carl Radke on how to woo her. He has done no wooing. Paige needs the woo!
The house looks immaculate after last week’s debauchery. Amanda Batula and Paige discuss how bummed Amanda is that she could not go and be with Kyle. He will be back at the house tomorrow for his 36th birthday. Meanwhile, Lindsay is struggling with the knowledge that Kyle possibly cheated on Amanda again.
30 Year Old Virgin
The housemates head out to a beautiful bar for drinks. Amanda looks gorgeous in that shade of a deep red lipstick. Kyle not a fan of the dark red so she likes to wear it when he is not around. Lindsay sports a flesh-colored fanny pack, a look that can only be described as HELL NO. At least she has a sense of humor? Kyle facetimes Amanda at the bar. She informs him that she and Paige are having a competition to see who can collect the most phone numbers from random guys. Kyle laughs and is in to it. This is an example of why he and Amanda will probably work out. Most men would not be too happy with their gorgeous girlfriend trolling for numbers. Not our Kyle! He gets a kick out of it.
Danielle Olivera and Jordan Verroi are left alone to talk. It is super awkward. Jordan is defensive when Danielle tries to dig a little deep with him. She finally asks him if he is a virgin. He lies and says no. Lindsay feels that if he is not a virgin then he is Ted Bundy. I agree with her, but honestly do not care enough about him to speculate.
Hey Baby, Can I Get Your Number?
Amanda, Paige and Hannah Berner begin the phone number competition. Amanda is in it to win it! Hannah is interviewing the hot Brit, Dave, for position of boyfriend. However, she is still taking applications. Meanwhile, Carl is upset that Paige is actively dating. Lindsay Hubbard tells him to move on. Instead of dwelling on Paige, he is going to find the answer to a most asked question: how do famous dance moves start? How did Dougie learn to teach his moves? This is an area where he is best suited because Paige is just way out of his league.
Four Sports Cars And A Birthday
The next day, Amanda’s friend Anthony arrives with four Ferrari’s (I think they are all Ferrari’s? I am not a luxury car gal !) for Kyle’s birthday. He is loaning them out for the day for free. Amanda is lucky! Later, everyone will drive to a Monte Carlo party in serious style. Amanda scored serious points for this birthday surprise!
Lindsay and Danielle go upstairs to talk privately. Lindsay confesses to Danielle that there are cheating rumors about Kyle again. Danielle is shocked. From what Lindsay has heard, he was brazenly making out with a girl for hours. Instead of taking Kyle aside and telling him, Lindsay decides to tell Danielle on camera. He is like a brother to her you guys! That’s bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit. I feel like Lindsay is a bit too happy to be bone carrier. “He is like a brother,” my ass!
You Just Got Berged
Paige flaunts her very small “driving outfit” in front of Carl and Jordan. Jordan likens Carl to the Titanic as he is big and overconfident. That makes Paige the beautiful sparkling iceberg. The iceberg that sinks him. Jordan is not wrong.
Kyle finally arrives! He is over the moon to drive up to all the expensive cars. They all have fun taking the cars out for a spin. Mad points to Amanda and Anthony for arranging this surprise!
Hannah is missing out on the fun. She dresses in her best white blazer to go see her family. She has a heart to heart with her dad. He was her tennis coach, which made things strained in the father/daughter department. They both come close to tears while discussing their love for each other. It is really sweet. I just love Hannah so much. Now I love her dad too.
Amanda and Kyle discuss Kyle’s family reunion. He tells Amanda how he told his parents that he cheated. Amanda is happy that he fessed up. She asks if he is hiding anything else. Of course he says no. Ugh.
The rest of the gang gets gussied up for their night out. Everyone looks gorgeous! They arrive to the Monte Carlo party like rock stars. Everyone continues to get to the bottom of Jordan’s sexual history. No pun intended. Is he a virgin? Hannah takes Jordan aside to ask him if he sleeps with girls. He lies and says yes. Hannah does not believe that Jordan knows what he wants yet.
Subscription To Trust Issues
Danielle and Hannah have paired off with the hot Brits, who clean up nicely. Paige is humiliated that she has been stood up. So, of course she sidles up to Carl. Paige feels that Carl is starting to distance himself from her so she has to reel him back in. Paige tells him that she is upset that he has not wooed her in the way she wants. Carl says it is because he is trying to find a job, which is very stressful. Paige confesses to being cheated on in her last relationship, which is why her guard is so high up. They agree to continue to flirt and see where it leads. Nothing disastrous about this at all guys.
It is Kyle’s turn to question Jordan about his sexual history. Kyle believes that he is a virgin. I think we all do at this point, but do we care? Champagne gets popped, confetti is thrown, a random person ends up in the pool: THIS is how we celebrate Kyle Cooke’s birthday! For some reason not made clear to me, Danielle tells Paige about Kyle’s potential cheating on Amanda. Paige is shook. Paige asks Danielle if Lindsay will get mad that she told her. Danielle says no. But, Danielle was super, super wrong. Danielle takes Lindsay aside to tell her that she told Paige. Lindsay gets VERY mad and walks away from Danielle. AND SCENE!
Next Week on Summer House
Lindsay and Paige discuss the Kyle rumor. Paige ends up in bed with Carl (oh no!). Carl gets a surprise. Lindsay FINALLY tells Kyle about the cheating rumor. Kyle confesses(?) to Amanda while in the pool.Thank you Summer House for bringing the fun and light to us. It has become one of my favorite Bravo shows. I hope everyone has enjoyed it as much as I have! I hope to see more of you in the comments so we can discuss Kyle and his cheating further!