All the previews I’ve seen in preparation for this RHOBH Recap have featured the return of Season 1 Camille. I thought she was getting a bad edit since the whole Kavanaugh Hearings nonsense that was coming our of her mouth. But the more clips I watched, the worse she was. Post production people are actual people with feelings and opinions. Camille’s mouth has just been nasty this season. And the person doing the post production editing hasn’t seen any reason to be kind to her.
FOR.THE.LOVE.OF.GOD. Can this please end LVP’s season once and for all? If that means we have to see her stand around supervising kitchen renovation or watching her pop Ken’s zits, that’s fine. We can fast forward through that. I just need the rest of this group (minus Camille) to hurry up and take us to France. Last week’s episode was fantastic! We need more of that!
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I love the Rinna & Erika friendship. I do not need to see a gym getting a paid promotion. I’ve no desire to watch them workout.
I really don’t want to see Lisa and Ken taking their dog to piss on marble.
Or a Beverly Beach commercial.
Kyle and Teddi Take A Hike!
This is what I watch for. Kyle’s bad parking skills and this beautiful trail on a lake. Teddi seems both excited and worried about the RV trip. I don’t think she has a clue how this will go. So she is going to add a cocktail party on to it the night before? Maybe this will keep Camille from going on the trip.
Denise Endures Lunch With Season 1 Camille
I can’t even recap this. Her butt was not even in the seat before she started airing her grievances and all of the first world problems she is having. Then she listed every single housewife and said something nasty about them.
At first I thought this was Teddi. I think Denise is an even sadder choice to be forced to listen to this. Denise is also a mother. One of her kids has special needs. She also just planned a wedding, got married, has blended family. She also has teenagers. And, she also films with some people that she is probably not that fond of. Like Camille for example. I cannot believe that Camille called Teddi a know-it-all and an entitled millennial. That’s a dump truck full of projection right there.
Just shut up Camille. Maybe take a page from Denise’s playbook and stop spending so much time on your clothes and your heels and your appearance and focus on your family. I don’t believe for a moment that your husband wanted the big wedding.
Lots of Cute Family Stuff
We had a lot of fun family interactions on this episode. Kyle Richards let us know that she did attachment parenting will all her girls. They slept with Mauricio and Kyle until they were about eight or ten. Porsha is ten and has not left the nest yet. Kyle brings her breakfast in bed. All the girls are home so Kyle made an appointment to take their Christmas Card photo.
Denise and Aaron seem to co-parent their blended family with ease. Denise seems to doubt her parenting skills but I think she is doing a great job.
The Dorit and LVP Showdown
On the car ride over, PK basically tells Dorit she is on her own at this summit meeting. He’s just a complete douchebag this one. Dorit is going in thinking she and LVP can still be friends if they have a difference of opinion. Not with Lisa Vanderpump on RHOBH!
Lisa Vanderpump starts right way with the victim card. It’s her usual opening salvo. Dorit has some good questions. Why did she call TMZ instead of calling her? LVP says she was defending her. Dorit feels that as friends they should have spoken to each other rather than her airing her grievances through the media. What a novel concept. If you had seen this show from the beginning, Dorit, you might have seen this coming. Here is a primer for you. Read it and retain it. It does seem like Dorit gets it now. Ken and LVP tag team her explaining that they saved her ass. Really? Both stories she put out there were bad.
I Love You, Not Really
Then LVP and Ken tell Dorit and PK that if Dorit can’t say that she doesn’t believe that she went to the tabloids the friendship was over. And this my friends is checkmate for Lisa. She has never liked Dorit. Because, no one does. And she can’t manipulate her. And she is simply a horrible person. So, now she got her out of her life. What she didn’t account for was everyone else seeing the truth and defending dumbass Dorit. Ken keeps interrupting. He thinks he is housewife.
Then, PK says he does believe that LVP leaked the story. Then PK says that he believes LVP because she swore on her kids life. That is in the Liar’s 101 handbook! In the end, LVP and Ken storm off and say they will have nothing more to do with Dorit. Only Paul. LVP calls Dorit as stupid cow. I can’t really argue with her there. I can’t even comment on LVPs party about gay rights in India. It’s appalling. Your mileage may vary. It was great news when India decriminalized homosexuality last year. So there’s that.
Teddi’s Catered Dinner The Night Before The RV Trip
Rinna walks in first and she is already stressed about going camping trapped with these bitches for 24 hours. Kyle is still pissed with Dorit over PK’s comments at the concert. Erika and Kyle are shocked that Paul Kemsley hung his own wife out to dry with LVP and Ken. I’m not. Those three all know where the others buried the bodies. They have to stay loyal. Kyle says the same thing. Everyone points out no one had ever heard of Paul until he showed up a couple of years ago.
Next week: The camping trip gets off to a good start with Cheese Whiz and Cheese Balls and tons of other essential camping items from the grocery store. Then they get drunk and argue about Paul Kemsley some more. UGH. See YOU NEXT TUESDAY lol for another RHOBH RECAP!