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You are here: Home / Vanderpump Rules / UPDATED! Fifty Cent Versus Lala Kent Just Keeps On Going

UPDATED! Fifty Cent Versus Lala Kent Just Keeps On Going

April 28, 2019 by tamaratattles 43 Comments

And I am here for it.

Lala Kent, girl, you do not seem to understand what #MeToo is all about. And that’s really good news for you. But you diminishing that movement is wrong. And referring to 50 Cent as “she” is wrong if that was your intention. You need to sit your flat ass down and stop talking. I know you think because you are sucking some rich’s guys dick that it makes you a spokesperson for… something. But your immature dumb ass is in fact just a young, very stupid, girl who has taken up the world’s oldest profession. And if you are happy sucking dick for a living, I’m happy for you. If you are really six months sober, then girl, you have some mental fortitude. I’d need a lot of alcohol to do your job.  But you lack a ton of knowledge.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwx2PvWn6yd/

Let’s Not Confuse Prostitution With Love

I feel like this is going to bite you in your scrawny white girl ass. Fiddy said something that is entirely true. There isn’t much difference between Harvey Weinstein and your man. However, there is one significant one. It seems like you are a willing participant. So that makes it okay FOR RANDALL in a legal sense. But this road you are on, that suddenly makes you in LVP’s good light, is not the road anyone’s father dead or otherwise would want for their daughter. Ask the whore with kids who followed this path before you. You will be replaced. You are going to age out of this. Lala, you are not a gansta. You are a white girl with limited education from Utah. You need to sit down and shut the fuck up.

This Canookian rapper kid who edited his name into Randall Wiki page and got himself some major social media exposure is a genius. Somebody go edit Tamara Tattles into that shit! LOL.

Stay tuned. In tomorrows episode of Fiddy Cent versus Lala Kent, Randall Emmett may get a cap in his ass.  Followed by the arrest of Fiddy Cent.

Please keep me updated in comments. I’m day drinking on Orthodox Easter and my tolerance is way down. I may be down for the count before Porsha’s spinoff starts tonight.

UPDATED! IT IS FINISHED !  Randall paid. Fiddy/Fofty is appeased.

Well now what are we going to do for fun? So far, it’s just another boring Monday!  All the threatening texts are down and everything. Sigh.

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Filed Under: Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: 50Cent, Hoe Down, Hoe Fight, Hoes, Hoes Be Winning, Instagram Fight, Lala Kent, Pump Rules, Randall Emmett, Vanderpump Rules

About tamaratattles

Come for the tea. Stay for the shade. Not for the easily offended. You're a special snowflake just like everyone else.

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  1. DLK says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    HAHA, love it!!!

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  2. Escándalo says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Lala is about to lose those Gucci slides foreva! She’s out of her league, 50 is the king of petty and does not relent (see Ja Rule. & Teairra Mari). Girl needs to have a seat and 50 need to let his lawyers handle this (but he won’t bc he’s so damn petty).

    *the ex wife and ms. Lala look so much alike! I wish Andy would mention that on WWHL or the reunion. A bonus would be during one of those is if Krista from Lake George would ask: Lala have you watched You?

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  3. Gretch says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Love you TT! Thank you for saying what we all are thinking!!!

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  4. Miele says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    This is fabulous.

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  5. Christi says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Either 50 or one of his fans started therealfoftycent IG page. The IG story is hilarious. Lala you are not going to win this one.

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  6. Catherine D. says

    April 28, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    All I can think about on this Sunday night is if there is anyone at work that I talk about this with tomorrow 🙂 thanks for keeping us on top of things TT!

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  7. magpie says

    April 28, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    You are priceless, Tamara. Word to the wise.

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  8. Sabs says

    April 28, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    Why wasn’t VPR this entertaining all season??! I’m living for it right now, and I bet James Kennedy is too!
    I wish they hadn’t already filmed the reunion but we have WWHL to look forward to. Andy must be thrilled!
    A part of me feels this is part of a ploy by all 3 of them, a money making and staying relevant plo6.

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    • Sabs says

      April 28, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      *ploy

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      • therealdeb says

        April 28, 2019 at 7:09 pm

        I was watching this shit show on insta last night. Super entertaining. After a long crazy week this distraction was everything for me. And you just read her for trash!

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    • JasperCarrot says

      April 29, 2019 at 3:05 am

      You are a white girl with limited education from Utah.
      😂😂😂

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  9. CoCo says

    April 28, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Now that’s how you read someone, TT! You got Lala all the way together. Drop the 🎤

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  10. marc says

    April 28, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Referring to his taunts by calling him she is a certifiable homophobic comment . Arrogance does not look good on you or your summer body.. Shame on you Ms. Kent. We see you..

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  11. Janfan says

    April 28, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    This!!!! TT you have outdone yourself! This post was everything! Lala needs to take a knee.

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  12. Ark says

    April 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    There is an actor/writer that tweets under the name of @AdamSimonactor that made some serious accusations about Randall yesterday. He says Randall is the poster child for everything the Me Too movement stands for. I think Lala has started a ball rolling down hill and it isn’t going to end well for Daddy.

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    • Kris says

      April 28, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      Love it!

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  13. HereForTheTea says

    April 28, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    I’m loving every second of this! LaLa is insufferable this season and needs to get knocked off her high horse and if anyone can do it, it’s Fifty. The Vanderpump Rules cast has been so far up her ass this season just because she’s sucking dick for her friends PJ rides and Gucci slides. It’s nauseating how she thinks she’s so gangsta. Go get her, Fifty!

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  14. Janine Cramer says

    April 28, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    OMG Tamara! You and I don’t always see things eye to eye, but you are SO ON POINT with this post!! 😂😂😂 Loving every sentence I read! Enjoy your Greek Orthodox Easter, and I look forward to hearing your posts 2morrow when i get home from work! 👍👍 Happy Easter! Merry Bunny!! 😛

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    • Tree Fluff says

      April 28, 2019 at 10:46 pm

      What I intended to convey was while I agree and took pleasure in this thott’s reaming I started to feel bad for her when TT reminded me how uneducated and young she is.

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      • KaraW says

        April 30, 2019 at 7:57 am

        But let’s remember that she has perfected a tongue/cheek/hand motion for conveying sucking d**k. This is her claim to fame. I don’t care how uneducated and young she is, she whored herself out there and criticized the other women for not doing the same. How many times did we have to hear, we’re on the PJ and none of us paid for it. I think she may end up paying with an STD.

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  15. Beetchyone says

    April 28, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    First thing I read when I opened tablet. Hahahahahahaha. Bet she wasn’t expecting that.you got some balls girl. Still laughing

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  16. Kipper says

    April 28, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Wow! This is really good. I’ve learned so much about navigating Twitter and IG in the last 24 hrs watching this balls to the walls craziness unfold! If you ask me to repeat what I did, I literally have no clue but I was all over the place in 20 second nuggets of time to 5 minutes when I was able. I truly don’t want to get addicted to something else but this feud IS something else!

    It cracks me up reading comments about Lala and Randall, a lot of people have no clue who they even are…sadly I do, that is why I am here, with my people who live for these silly days where real life hits “reality” life head on.

    The hours and seconds are ticking down…

    Using Kristin’s infamous quote, Lala can “suck a dick!”

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  17. beerandy says

    April 28, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    The best part was “he owes 50 by Monday or else” 😂😂

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  18. Erica says

    April 29, 2019 at 3:32 am

    Fifty’s Insta is HILARIOUS. The videos. I can’t.

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  19. LINUSSPACEHEAD says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:42 am

    OMG! Karma is SUCH a bitch!

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  20. Navymommy says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:43 am

    It’s #MoneybyMondayRandall! Anybody hear any heads cracking yet? Oh, Lala, you’re such a basic twat. Stasi needs to devote a chapter to you.

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  21. Rmicu says

    April 29, 2019 at 9:33 am

    I wonder what Randall did to Fofty? 50cent said in one post “ you didn’t think I would find out”, referencing Randall and LaLa. I think that’s why 50cent is calling the loan, one post to LaLa said Randall has owed 50 cent for six years.

    50cent is known for his antics when he is upset with someone. He has no Fs to give and is the king of petty. Plus he is funny and smart…the videos put up yesterday are hilarious.

    Thanks for keeping us updated, TT. bravo probably loves it.

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    • jrzshorelady says

      April 29, 2019 at 3:38 pm

      Lala called US Weekly and tried to sell them her version of the social media fight. Apparently US Weekly contacted Fiddy.

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  22. Boujee Bee says

    April 29, 2019 at 9:49 am

    Lala Keni is the new dumb bitch on the block. She must be high, drunk,or just totally crazy to start a social media war with 50 cents, especially if your old man owes Fiddy money. Talk about a bad case of Foot In Mouth Syndrome. This is what I don’t like about these mediocre reality celebritiies. They think they are uber important, when they are not. Nothing more hilarious, than a Zzzz list reality celebrity tries to get on the D list. Lol! Her stupidity had Andy C laughing at her on WWHL. Little girl bye and tell your man to pay Fiddy back his million dollars.

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  23. O.O says

    April 29, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Why are you like this ? Hysterical, you made my morning

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  24. Josie says

    April 29, 2019 at 11:27 am

    There are rumors that 50 is gay and I’ve honestly have believed it. I generally don’t speak about it publicly cuz who cares. But I believe that Lala knows and definitely was trying to insinuate which shows you what a dirty scum Lala is. There was a lot of intention behind calling 50 a SHE.

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  25. HereForTheTea says

    April 29, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Slimebag Randall just coughed up the $$$. Game over. It made for a highly entertaining weekend, though. 50 knows how to get it done.

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  26. Deborah Goodman says

    April 29, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    The best read I’ve seen.

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  27. Boujee Bee says

    April 29, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Well, Fitty scared the crap out of Randall and Lala. Randall Emmett has paid his $1 million debt he owed and Fitty has wish him and his family a blessed day. Randall asked Fitty to give him a call. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I do think 50 Cent should open a debt collection agency for the wealthy. Maybe he can lend his brass knuckle services to the casino to collect their money from PK. 😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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    • tamaratattles says

      April 29, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      This is a brilliant idea. PK would shit his pants just like Randall did. I don’t think PK CAN repay his debts. So that would probably have a different ending.

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  28. Mike Mikels (@Mikelobe3) says

    April 29, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    WoW!! A million bucks is a lot of money. I wonder what LaLa had to do to raise that much money overnight

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    • sliceo'pie says

      May 1, 2019 at 12:08 pm

      Somehow I doubt LaLa was the one who raised the money. I can’t imagine her connections are all that great. She might be good for a quick few thousand and a ride on a PJ but that’s it.

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  29. Moo2 says

    April 29, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    Most entertaining Sunday night read in awhile. He seared Lala…she is clearly no match for fofty. Thanks for the heads up, TT.

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  30. PixnTrix says

    April 29, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    The post was everything I hated to see it end. Damn Randall for paying today. I bet Lala’s are so swollen from sucking dick to get the money to pay Fifty.

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  31. auntie maim says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    How much you wanna bet James Kennedy was so happy about this hot mess that LVP accused him of being drunk?

    Lala needs a dams time out.

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  32. Maryg says

    April 29, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    I’m sad this ended! It was the first time I’ve ever looked forward to a Monday.

    I found it really rich that Mario Lopez was all over the comments on Fifty’s Instagram calling out Lala for her general hoe-ness. Um, right, says the guy who f*cked the stripper days before his first wedding and had to have his marriage annulled.

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  33. T D says

    April 29, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Fitty cent will always be worth more than two bits.

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  34. thill says

    April 29, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Lala gave 50 so much to work with — she has been absolutely vile in her discussions about Randall. She has no class whatsoever.

    Reply

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