50 Cent started a social media fight yesterday with Lala Kent. I was choosing just to observe of the sidelines. However, it seems a lot of y’all are interested in this based on the emails I received. So, I will try to make some sort of sense of this nonsense.
Apparently, Randall Emmett produces some things for 50 Cent. I know these two produced the show Power together. And they have other projects. He claims that Randall owes him a lot of money. So, 50 Cent woke up in a bad mood yesterday and decided to take his frustrations with Randall on on Lala Kent. I believe the beginning of the squabble started with this post.
Hoes Be Winning!
Lala responds by going after one of 50 Cents “talentless bitches.” Because, takes on to know one. But really why are the hoes the ones scraping on the gram. Were is Randall Emmett in all this?
Oh look the hoe that Lala replaced is backing 50 Cent. How charming. I thought the old hoe and the new hoe were friends? Guess not.
Randall makes his chivalrous entry by texting 50 Cent. So of course 50 Cent posted it on “the gram.” Because, that’s how we do. Or something. Poor Randall. He’s very sorry for something. He’s apologizing to the dude that is calling his fiancé a whore. Also the old hoe is fucking with him. He has no more time to chat because he is going to the ER Because he might be having a heart attack, y’all!
Then 50 Cent threatens to crack his head open and calls in his million dollar loan. He mad now.
50 Cent continues to make threats. And mocks Randall for daring to think he has time to be in his wedding. He’s got more important things to do. Like attacking hoes on the Internet. That can be very time-consuming. There are lots of hoes in LA. There is probably half a dozen of them in his house as he is on his hoe rant.
But check out the comments on the right. Larissa from 90 Days has been all up in this mess. But the guy in the cute blue hat is OUR CHO! It’s That_Cho who writes the Survivor recaps! Hey there Cho! We see you!
There was another post where 50 Cent mentioned Us Weekly in a way that suggested Lala Kent has said something about him to the tabloid. A quick Google search shows nothing but a story about this brawl
This post by Lala doesn’t make the target clear. Perhaps it is one of 50 Cents hoes who is also winning. A hoe fight or sorts.
Today, 50 Cent is still mad even though Randall apparently sent him $250,000 toward his loan. 50 Cent explains that he need the entire loan paid by Monday.
I shall immediately inform you of any further punches thrown. Or better yet, why don’t y’all just keep me updated in the comment section. It’s Saturday. I may take a nap instead of a walk today. Because, Self-Sabotage Saturday needs to be a thing. Don’t you think?
Updated: Apparently Randall really did go to the hospital. If I had to see this photo of him getting a stress test, you do too. Sorry.