It’s time for another RHOBH Recap already! I feel like they are coming faster and faster like the candies on the belt in the Lucille Ball episode where Lucy and Ethel work at the candy factory. I still haven’t even gotten to watch Killing Eve yet! Let’s just get to all the drama.
Ugh. I had already forgotten about Camille Grammer’s despicable comments on the show. And the handful of people who were banned from commenting on this site.
Teddi Mellencamp and Kyle Richards are allowing their elementary school girls to be models for a children’s make-up line. This is really what parents are doing now? Telling elementary girl schools they need to wear make-up? Teddi at least seems to know this is a really bad idea. Kyle on the other hand does not. I think it’s disgusting.
Like all bridesmaids, Kyle hates her bridesmaids dress for Camille’s wedding. I don’t recall if the dress she was looking at was the same one she wore, but I do recall Kyle looking beautiful in whatever she wore. Teddi is taking everyone on her husband’s bus to go camping.
Rinna calls Erika Jayne to fill her in on LVPs latest no show and lie about why she didn’t show up.
Denise and Aaron go to the gym to workout. I don’t get why Denise Richards has to tell us when and what time of day she has sex with her husband. Then she rehashes last week’s episode with Aaron. Denise is freaking about how the girls are growing up so fast and she’s concerned about how Charlie Sheen left an impact on their childhood.
Kyle and Dorit rehash. We get a montage of all the times LVP has bailed on a filming and played the victim. Dorit doesn’t get that she is the cause of it.
Denise and LVP rehash. Because Denise is the RHOBH newbie and LVP always works to make the new girl her minion. Every single one of them. LVP plays the victim.
The RHOBH Go To The Greek To See Culture Club
Thirty minutes in and I feel like the episode is finally beginning. Erika is back in town from her tour long enough to go. Everyone meets at Teddi’s house and it is stunning. I don’t think we have ever seen it at night. The views of the city are amazing. On the other hand, her children are cranky and not happy that she is going out.
Dorit Kemsley wanders into the event to find her husband who immediately told her that he had talked to “Kenny.” That would be Ken Todd. On the phone he told him that Dorit hasn’t done anything wrong and Kyle and Teddi are the villains of the story. REALLY? Everything that happened started with Dorit! She was the catalyst of everything.
Backstage With Boy George and Billy Idol
This is what we watch RHOBH. We want to see the stars. For whatever reason, Denise Richards skipped out on this scene. We later see her doing homework with her girls. Charlie filed to have his child support reduced because he isn’t working anymore. Denise found out from the tabloids. She wishes that Charlie would have just contacted her directly and they could have worked out an arrangement privately.
You Give Me Life!
Lisa Rinna is totally fanning out over Billy Idol. Erika Jayne is also a bit giddier than usual. She has to dip out early because she is leaving to get back on the road at the buttcrack of dawn the next morning. We get to see Boy George perform I’ll Tumble 4 Ya while drunk Kyle dances here behind off. She was having so much fun! It’s just a matter of time before she does the splits! Then Gladys Knight comes out! Erika can’t leave now! Aretha and Boy George sing Runaway Train off his newest album Life as a duet! That was awesome. Erika sneaks out after that, but the show goes on! He sings the title song, Life with a gospel choir. It was amazing. The fact that we got three songs made this episode worth watching. It should have just been this.
After the show they go backstage to Boy George’s dressing room. He doesn’t even seen tired or emotionally drained. He’s just happy and talking about the show. He talks about one lady who was facebooking the entire concert. He told her to stop. Kyle said she would be worried that someone would do something to her if she called them out on stage like that.
Paul Kemsley & His British Humor Need To Ride Out On The Horse They Came In On
Then Paul says, “You could have issues, you can’t even get along with your best friend.” WTF? Kyle and LVP are on the outs because she defended Dorit! What the hell is his deal? Then he plays the British Humor card. The RHOBH all leave with Kyle who is beyond pissed. Meanwhile Dorit tells her dumb fuck of a husband that when he tells a joke that insults someone and hurts their feelings he needs to apologize.
Everyone argues outside the van for no other reason than to wait on Dorit to come out and talk to Kyle. It’s what is says on the production call sheet apparently. Dorit comes out to say that PK said something stupid and hurtful but he didn’t mean it to come out that way. Of course he did, Dorit. When Teddi says that Paul said that he and Ken are good. That was not cool. Dorit jumps down her throat and tells her to let her talk to Kyle.
British Humor Is Apparently American Assholery
Teddi is not happy with the way Dorit spoke to her. Dorit has a history of dismissing Teddi’s contributions to conversations. We get a flashback or two of examples. Camille isn’t a fan of Dorit’s either but for whatever reason in her talking head, Camille comes for “know-it-all Teddi.” Where the hell is that coming from? Teddi is one of the most easy-going people on the franchise.
I love Lisa Rinna. She says she is so over the ones that hide behind “British Humor.” But alas she says, she’s just an asshole with iconic hair and big lips. Shes owns her shit and I adore her for it. After Dorit gets to say whatever the fuck she wants. Which is a lot of crap about Teddi. Teddi, the one who came forward to tell the whole crew about how LVP was stabbing Dorit in the back. Then and only then does the rest of the cast get to leave.
Next week: Camille continues to campaign against Teddi. She seems to be envious that Teddi has the diamond she wanted so badly. Dorit and Paul have lunch with LVP and Ken.