It’s time for another RHOBH Recap already! I feel like they are coming faster and faster like the candies on the belt in the Lucille Ball episode where Lucy and Ethel work at the candy factory. I still haven’t even gotten to watch Killing Eve yet! Let’s just get to all the drama.
Ugh. I had already forgotten about Camille Grammer’s despicable comments on the show. And the handful of people who were banned from commenting on this site.
Questionable Parenting
Teddi Mellencamp and Kyle Richards are allowing their elementary school girls to be models for a children’s make-up line. This is really what parents are doing now? Telling elementary girl schools they need to wear make-up? Teddi at least seems to know this is a really bad idea. Kyle on the other hand does not. I think it’s disgusting.
Like all bridesmaids, Kyle hates her bridesmaids dress for Camille’s wedding. I don’t recall if the dress she was looking at was the same one she wore, but I do recall Kyle looking beautiful in whatever she wore. Teddi is taking everyone on her husband’s bus to go camping.
Rehashing
Rinna calls Erika Jayne to fill her in on LVPs latest no show and lie about why she didn’t show up.
Denise and Aaron go to the gym to workout. I don’t get why Denise Richards has to tell us when and what time of day she has sex with her husband. Then she rehashes last week’s episode with Aaron. Denise is freaking about how the girls are growing up so fast and she’s concerned about how Charlie Sheen left an impact on their childhood.
Kyle and Dorit rehash. We get a montage of all the times LVP has bailed on a filming and played the victim. Dorit doesn’t get that she is the cause of it.
Denise and LVP rehash. Because Denise is the RHOBH newbie and LVP always works to make the new girl her minion. Every single one of them. LVP plays the victim.
The RHOBH Go To The Greek To See Culture Club
Thirty minutes in and I feel like the episode is finally beginning. Erika is back in town from her tour long enough to go. Everyone meets at Teddi’s house and it is stunning. I don’t think we have ever seen it at night. The views of the city are amazing. On the other hand, her children are cranky and not happy that she is going out.
Dorit Kemsley wanders into the event to find her husband who immediately told her that he had talked to “Kenny.” That would be Ken Todd. On the phone he told him that Dorit hasn’t done anything wrong and Kyle and Teddi are the villains of the story. REALLY? Everything that happened started with Dorit! She was the catalyst of everything.
Backstage With Boy George and Billy Idol
This is what we watch RHOBH. We want to see the stars. For whatever reason, Denise Richards skipped out on this scene. We later see her doing homework with her girls. Charlie filed to have his child support reduced because he isn’t working anymore. Denise found out from the tabloids. She wishes that Charlie would have just contacted her directly and they could have worked out an arrangement privately.
You Give Me Life!
Lisa Rinna is totally fanning out over Billy Idol. Erika Jayne is also a bit giddier than usual. She has to dip out early because she is leaving to get back on the road at the buttcrack of dawn the next morning. We get to see Boy George perform I’ll Tumble 4 Ya while drunk Kyle dances here behind off. She was having so much fun! It’s just a matter of time before she does the splits! Then Gladys Knight comes out! Erika can’t leave now! Aretha and Boy George sing Runaway Train off his newest album Life as a duet! That was awesome. Erika sneaks out after that, but the show goes on! He sings the title song, Life with a gospel choir. It was amazing. The fact that we got three songs made this episode worth watching. It should have just been this.
Jasmine Lennard Wins The Internet With Video Harassing Dorit Kemsley In the Bahamas
After the show they go backstage to Boy George’s dressing room. He doesn’t even seen tired or emotionally drained. He’s just happy and talking about the show. He talks about one lady who was facebooking the entire concert. He told her to stop. Kyle said she would be worried that someone would do something to her if she called them out on stage like that.
Paul Kemsley & His British Humor Need To Ride Out On The Horse They Came In On
Then Paul says, “You could have issues, you can’t even get along with your best friend.” WTF? Kyle and LVP are on the outs because she defended Dorit! What the hell is his deal? Then he plays the British Humor card. The RHOBH all leave with Kyle who is beyond pissed. Meanwhile Dorit tells her dumb fuck of a husband that when he tells a joke that insults someone and hurts their feelings he needs to apologize.
Dorit And Paul Kemsley Sued For Ripping Off Bathing Suit Manufacturer
Everyone argues outside the van for no other reason than to wait on Dorit to come out and talk to Kyle. It’s what is says on the production call sheet apparently. Dorit comes out to say that PK said something stupid and hurtful but he didn’t mean it to come out that way. Of course he did, Dorit. When Teddi says that Paul said that he and Ken are good. That was not cool. Dorit jumps down her throat and tells her to let her talk to Kyle.
British Humor Is Apparently American Assholery
Teddi is not happy with the way Dorit spoke to her. Dorit has a history of dismissing Teddi’s contributions to conversations. We get a flashback or two of examples. Camille isn’t a fan of Dorit’s either but for whatever reason in her talking head, Camille comes for “know-it-all Teddi.” Where the hell is that coming from? Teddi is one of the most easy-going people on the franchise.
Camille Grammer Loses Malibu Home in Woolsey Fire!
I love Lisa Rinna. She says she is so over the ones that hide behind “British Humor.” But alas she says, she’s just an asshole with iconic hair and big lips. Shes owns her shit and I adore her for it. After Dorit gets to say whatever the fuck she wants. Which is a lot of crap about Teddi. Teddi, the one who came forward to tell the whole crew about how LVP was stabbing Dorit in the back. Then and only then does the rest of the cast get to leave.
Next week: Camille continues to campaign against Teddi. She seems to be envious that Teddi has the diamond she wanted so badly. Dorit and Paul have lunch with LVP and Ken.
Why does Camille want the diamond? And what smear campaign against her is she talking about exactly?
the diamond means she is a regular cast member. i think she is a friend of housewives this season.
I’m over the British humor BS excuse. PK is a prick to Kyle. PK is trying to weasel his way back in w/Kenny & LVP & to hell with Kyle. PK, his British humor AND his fake ass wife need to all leave on that horse. I like Teddi & cant stand the way Dorit gets in her face, scolds her, and dismisses her. I just can’t like Camille this season. She knew the truth about LVP being invited. She knows first hand how LVP operates as she tried to make Camille her minion when LVP was going after Taylor. I feel bad for Kyle. She took up for Dorit when Dorit was upset about LVP leaking the story to Radar Online.
That wasn’t British humor, in any way, shape or form. British humor can be sly, but it’s never purposely hurtful. PK is a POS, and is just trying to re-ingratiate himself with Ken and Lisa. At least Dorit had the decency to call him out on it.
That’s because this season Dorit has lost her accent and British persona which is amusing
Yeah it is, banter is the word. Commonly used among friends, hits very close to home, use it on those who aren’t close and it easily becomes unkind and bullying. What he said was definitely banter, but with the wrong person.
Paul is a douche, what pissed me off about that bs comment he threw at Kyle was that she was in a playful mood with him at the concert having fun, and reached out to touch the earring he was wearing and his reaction was not the reaction of a friend, so when he made that comment I totally did not buy it as a joke because I don’t believe for a second it was.
Okay let’s generously assume it was banter. Why didn’t he emphatically apologize as soon as he realized her feelings were hurt then? It’s because he meant to hurt her feelings.
It was also LVP and Ken using PK as their mouthpiece against Kyle. So they won’t film with the group, but they will continue to pull puppet strings to get their petty revenge. Such BS.
Why are You blaming LVP for what comes out of PK’S mouth! She didn’t have anything to do with Him saying that! He may have felt that if He says something like that He can work His way back into Her good graces, but thats Him trying to weasel His way back in. If Your going to be a LVP hater, know what Your talking about!!!
Um welcome to the site. I guess. I regret to inform you that we do not sever the LVP Kool-Aid here. I’m afraid all we have is the real tea.
PK & Dorit suuuuuuuckkk. I loved it when Kyle told Jagger to go in the trees! But a bit of side-eye at Portia wanting to do makeup on YouTube. Made me think of Lori Loughlin’s daughter- such high aspirations! I like Teddi, but she is a bit of a know it all. At the same time, Dorit is so dismissive of her it’s unnecessary.
Dorit is a social climber. She’ll suck up to whoever she feels has status. Teddi doesn’t fit into that camp because she’s new, and doesn’t throw around her fathers name as though it entitles her to anything.
Dorit apparently has decided her relationship with LisaVanderpump, such as it is, is more important to her than her relationship with Kyle, or Teddi, it just happens that Teddi’s misfortune is that she has the knack of being assertively honest which is ever so bothersome when one isn’t trying to hear that shit, ya know. I mean I think Dorit really took to heart when Boy George, and Gladys Knight sang the truth is a runaway train when considering Teddi, gotta nip that in the bud. Dorit is just nasty and disagreeable when she does that, and it’s our misfortune that she does it way too often on screen. Yuck.
Teddi is trying to get screen time.
Well, you know, I guess in a way that’s sort of the entire point of being on a reality show right?
I’m really liking Teddi this season. I absolutely love how she’s assertively defending herself with the truth without being nasty about it.
Also I want to see that RV trip she wants to host, that should be interesting.
Tamara, watch Killing Eve! Lol. I have all of my reality just waiting because I chose to watch it. This past month has been one of the hardest of my life; maybe I’ll be able to discuss it some day but it’s too much at the moment. I’ve been reading though. I wanted to say Happy Easter but I arrived to the board a bit late. This place has been my secret home during the storm. I thank you for that. Now I guess I’ll watch VPR. No promises about RHOB. They’re exhausting!
Sending you good thoughts! Hopefully the storm passes. I always like your comments because we usually share the same POV.
I was missing you Amanda! Glad you’re back.
Thank you Kipper and beerandy. Y’all just made my day. 🙂 I don’t think this storm will pass quickly but I’m trying. Having y’all and this site really is helping. There’s no cure for losing someone unexpectedly. You just trudge onward hoping there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. Thank y’all for missing me and welcoming me.
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Amanda, I am sorry for your loss. Easter is a time of rebirth and renewal and I hope you will find new hope and strength. This site has been my great escape when I need it. And fun and thought provoking when I feel better. Glad you are finding respite here.
Thank you, Nanette. She was my best friend for 30 years. We spoke daily for 30 years and saw each other at least twice a week no matter how busy we were. I hate not knowing what happened. I saw her on a Thursday evening, happy and healthy, and she was gone that Saturday morning. My husband died of brain cancer 8 years ago; it was long and slow. The lesser part of me wants to know why we’re all suffering again. It’s a process for sure and I’m doing the best I can. The kind words mean more than you’ll ever know.
I am so sorry. That is awful. My stepfather passed away while he was on vacation unexpectedly. It’s like reading a book, and then realizing the book just stops after a chapter and has no more pages. With cancer, you have the chance to make any amends and say your goodbyes and prepare the best you can. Sudden passings rob you of it.
You’re exactly right, beerandy. I still pick up my phone to text her. Your thoughtful condolences are much appreciated.
Teddi fucking sucks! She’s all kinds of wrong. I want the drama to start!! I’m salivating over Denise coming for whoever it was we saw in the mid season trailer. Can’t wait to watch tonight’s episode!
I think it is Camille. Camille is really bringing it this season, maybe to get a diamond. I love Camille even if I don’t agree with her because she always looks amazing. And really the show is a drama so we need someone to bring it. What a fabulous collection of shit stirrers.
Camille is sharp. They ‘all better watch out. Camille has a high IQ and is educated.
Really? That is something I’ve always wondered about. She seems intelligent to me but when I look at her I get ex stripper. Not saying strippers can’t be smart.
Camille was a gold digger I went to high school with her . She. Never worked I. Her life daddy had money
I don’t understand why Camille wants a diamond so badly. She’s in every episode, goes on all of the cast trips, has her own storyline, does confessionals and will be in a segment during the reunion. Plus, she doesn’t need the money so why is she trying so hard to hold a diamond. She’s had this role for YEARS. She likes every other housewife. I’d be a friend of the show just for the cast trips. She’s a housewife in every respect but just doesn’t hold a diamond. I’ll take her “friend of the show” role any day.
Can somebody please remove this woman from the show. Is it going to take a seance dinner to get rid of her because I’ll take there, I mean it I will!
At the beginning of the season I was sort of feeling her new vibe, but now she’s back to her old disagreeable self. Nuff said.
Yes, I agree! Before, she could just hang out and have fun. But as a credited cast member, she has to stir up shit and get into fights over stupid things. Why bother, when she’s already very wealthy?
Another episode that I am not feeling Camille. I liked her last season but this season she is too much. As for Dorit she is a twat, that’s American humor. Also I call BS on the British humor comment(s).
When i was watching the episode i kinda understood why Camille was on Dorits side. I thought that Teddi was interrupting and interjecting too much.
But what i love about coming here and reading TTs posts is that I’m able to step back and rethink my opinion. Sometimes I’m like nope I’m sticking to my original and sometimes I’m like yeah your right. And then I’m able to see things from a different prospective.
Idk y’all i guess my point is, that it would be a better world if we could all listen to the opinions of other people and at least try to see where they are coming from.
Granted i have never ever liked Camille ever since season one. I have felt this last several years were Camille faking it til she’s making it.
Now she feels she has finally been forgiven for season one Camille and behold her true colors come shining through.
I do feel extremely terrible that she lost her home. I pray for all the victims of that lost their homes Camille included.
TT, it has been raining like crazy here in West Texas today. But you would be proud to know that i took your advice and have been taking my dog on longer walks the last couple day just to get a bit more movement.
Love to all.
I love catty Camille. She has thrown jabs at literally everyone this season: Dorit, Lisa and now Teddi. She’s gonna come for Rinna later too. Give her a diamond!
You’re right she probably will, and speaking of Lisa Rinna I really enjoy and admire the way she handles her confessionals she’s so incredibly funny in them. I mean I really think, well it’s hard to name any other wife from any other franchise that handles their confessionals in as consistently an entertaining way as does Lisa R.
That alone should give any of them pause about gunning for her.
Shoulda stuck to LVP, Teddi. At least she smiles in your face while she does something bad to you. Dorit is just vile.
For British humour please read English humour 🙂
What? The phrase is British humour, I’ve never heard it called English humour, or Welsh, Scottish or Irish for that matter. And regardless, it wasn’t either, PK was just being a twat.
I’m assuming from the username we have a fellow Scot trying to distance herself. Unfortunately, British humour is British humour. In Glasgow they use “cunt” as a term of endearment. ??♂️
I love the fact that I can use the word cunt so freely now that I live in Glasgow! In London it was such a bad word. As for PK, he’s cunt (and not in an endearing way).
Lol! Cunt is definitely a contextual word in Glasgow. You’re a cunt Mark – I’ll leave it to you to guess if I’m being friendly or not. ??? Joke joke! #britishhumour
I don’t care if Ken and PK have lunch and talk about their friendship. Neither of them are trustworthy or loyal to the truth.
?After hearing Squiggly PK make that comment to Kyle have me wondering if both the Todds and Kemsley are in cahoots in generating this lame story line. Why? It is free publicity promotion for Vanderpump Dog to be mention for 15 weeks and it takes the spotlight off Squiggly and his Babe’s financial scandal.
I actually wondered the same.
I thought PK was behind the Radar Online story, simply because his “British-isms” can substitute for LVP’s. Remember when they called out the phrase, “poor creature” as proof that LVP spilled the tea? Well Mister Very British Humor is also capable of using the very same phrasing.
Just my two cents.
@BoujeeBee — I would not put that past any of them. I could 100% see the Todd’s asking Dorit and PK to help them promote the vanderdogs show. Dorit and PK are thirsty thirsty thirsty.
Anything is possible. This all feels so manufactured. Ken and LVP have made this show drab with their victimhood. Dorit and PK are so vapid and shallow.
There is nothing enjoyable about watching them. It all feels so fake and manufactured. I’m only reading TT’s recaps because the show has become too boring.
I’m only watching RHONY now.
Yes, I have thought the same for weeks. Because notice how Dorit hasn’t gone in hard for LVP? She has let the rest of the cast rush in to bash LVP and didn’t get all that pissed at LVP herself until the tabloid articles became an issue.
And neither PK nor Ken are cast members, so they can just go fuck themselves and get off my TV.
I didn’t think what he said to Kyle warranted her reaction, it is fairly typical to have little light hearted digs at people you consider genuine friends, the likely response here would’ve been ‘at least I’ve got friends to fall out with PK!’ and people would’ve laughed, clearly neither comment to be taken seriously. The problem here is that they’re not real friends, essentially he is the husband of her colleague, and no you wouldn’t say something like that to your wife’s colleague.
PK and Kyle aren’t friends, though. And in my world, you’d have to be my super best friend to talk to me like that.
This show is fast becoming “Housewives Who Want Their Daughters to Become Youtube Sensations.”
Dorit ruins everything.
That’s why we can’t have nice things.
“Dorit ruins everything.” This could have been my entire recap for every episode of the show this season.
Dorit is SO shrill! The way she shakes her fingers in Teddy’s face made me mad last night. I wish someone would call her on her shit!!! Dorit is the problem!!! That’s why I loved the video of the confrontation in the Bahamas while she was swanning about with the Bev Beach cheap hats and towels- someone coming for her for once!
Truth, fearless leader.
“Dorit Ruins Everything” should be a spinoff.
Dorit ruins everything. Rinna helps. (I’m finally watching this episode just in time to watch tomorrow’s.)
I love Teddi, she’s so genuine and actually being herself unlike Dorit who changes to copy the personality of whoever she’s hanging out with or talking to at the moment. I too was bothered by the kids with a bunch of makeup on and coming out with a makeup like at the age of 10. Portia is gorgeous, as is Slate, and they don’t need a drop of makeup.
Lisa Rinna makes me laugh whenever I hear her call herself out, shes the best! She doesn’t take herself too seriously and she has fun.
Here’s what I loved about this episode
1. The Boy George Concert
2. When LVP tells Denise she doesn’t have to defend her, Denise quickly and firmly responds ” I’m not defending you”! Match goes to Denise 🙂
3.Lisa Rinna owning her crap and shedding a spot light on PK and LVP’s British Humor BS
4.The fun attitude Kyle brings to the concert( until the LVP and Dorit crap is thrown on her lap)
5. Dorit FINALLY defends someone other than herself. I was happy to see her verbally smack PK in defense of Kyle
The P in PK stands for pig.
Kyle is such a drama queen. It was obviously a joke. She loves to play that victim. Teddi sticking her 2 cents in saying that PK said that because he talked to Ken is just nonsense.
I can’t wait for lunch next week with Lisa and Ken, looks like LVP isn’t having any of it!
Actually I think Kyle was feeling very bruised fron her encounter with the thugs at Villa Rosa and before the concert she was made aware of PK sliming up to “Kenny” Kyle was defensive and quite rightly so as she risked a lot to save Dorit’s neck and come to her defence. Thus PK making barbed banter type quips probably made her feel that a) the Kelmsley’s are untrustworthy and b) that she had been on a fool’s errand. PK has no chivalry he is a cuntish oik.
Faye Resnick is Kyle’s actual best friend, and far too sublime for this mess. God, I would love to see her turned loose on Dorit.
Me too. Honestly, after way he spoke to Kyle would have love to see Fay Resnick turn on Ken the grouchy goat.
I know most people hate Faye but I think she adds to the show. I loved how she shut down Katheryn, who I thought was a petty person. Faye vs. Dorit isn’t anywhere close to an even match, but I still want to see it.
Faye would be a good addition to the show, Would love to see Faye go into beast mode on the Kemsleys haha. Switch out Erika Jayne, she’s seems the least invested in being on the show.
I wouldn’t mind Faye at all. I think this show needs some authentic friendships which would make it good again like it was the first few seasons when all of the women had an actual connection of 5 plus years. Erika Jayne is straight out of central casting and it’s obvious she’s not really invested in a friendship with any of these women but I must say at least this season she’s at least doing a better a job at appearing of being Dorit’s friend/ally
On Erika Jayne would it be crewed of me to say she takes it in the face like a champ, probably right? But she does, she’s a professional that one. She can be a little self-promotional in her confessionals, and not necessarily in as fun a way as Lisa Rinna.
Like that self-made took control of her life in her thirties comment in her confessional, and then immediately following that with a comment about it helps to have a fat checking account which is sort of tacit admission that money goes a long way towards helping people make it. I mean would she be where she is now if a lot of money weren’t involved in building her?
On balance, and it surprises me to type this even as I’m typing it, but I think I have to agree with you about Erika she’s really not all that entertaining on the show anymore.
I’m getting more from even Dorit, and Camille, and I don’t like how they’re presenting on the show at all.
Jokes are funny.
Kyle has been trying to get Portia into some kind of show business for a while. She took her to acting lessons last year I think. I am sure she’s delighted with Portia doing Youtube.
Guys she is 10. Her career aspirations will probably change a few times before she’s an adult. ALL OF KYLES GIRLS HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE. If you want your daughter to be self-confident and happy you can’t cruelly shut down her little interests. She’s learning who she is – you encourage and support all of it however silly it may seem!
While I do not generally condone little girls trying to grow up too fast with make up and risky clothing, I did think Portia was extremely cute in the scenes where she was applying makeup to her mommy. She seemed to have a good technique going and seemed to genuinely enjoy the task. I would encourage anything that one of my children showed a passion for.
I agree. I think Laurie Laughlin should have left her younger daughter alone. Olivia Rose was doing great with something she loved and which was gonna give her independance, and she ruined that for her, to keep up with the jones with the other parents. You need to respect what your child is good at and loves and be proud of it. I cant believe all this hoopla is over the dog thing. Dorit and PK should have shut it down, and said they blew it. If I were LVP I wouldnt be friends with someone who refused to believe me if I were telling them the truth. That would be a deal breaker. None of these women like or love eachother and it makes me not like the show. Denise was full of shit telling LVP they love her when theyre all giggeling about not inviting her, but saying theyre pissed she didnt come. I wouldnt go either.
Y’all are fantastic! Parents need to understand what there kids are passionate about and support them. Granted, it’s rare that a child’s passion is exactly what their parents dreamed of it being but it’s our job as moms and dads to help guide them towards something that makes them happy. I don’t think I was cut out for being a military officer but my oldest is perfect for the challenge. She needs a constantly changing difficult job to stave off boredom. Olivia Jade’s tutorials were actually very good! She loved doing them and she made money doing something she loved. How many adults make their living doing something they absolutely adore? I don’t know many in that situation.
Olivia Jade is dumb as a box of hair. And this “influenencer” gig is not a career goal. You age out very quickly.
It is one thing to hope our kids find something that makes them happy. It’s another to prepare them to be able to feed, clothe and house themselves.
What happened to Leave The Kids Alone? Welcome to the Dark side… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *EVIL LAUGH*
She’s dumber than a broom and would be NO ONE if she didn’t have wealthy parents. Most people go through life with jobs that are not what they love and it’s stupid to tell your kids that. Makes them entitled.
Most people do experience what it’s like to have a job you don’t love and it’s usually while you’re finding out what you’re good at. I don’t think it’s stupid to tell them to aspire to jobs they love.
It’s no surprise that a daughter who has seen her mom in the makeup chair getting glammed all her life would find an affinity for makeup. I think Kyle and Mauricio having older kids in university if they choose is awesome. Their daughters aren’t trying to be Gigi and Bella like some…
If Kyle’s daughter really loves makeup that much, why not encourage her to go to cosmetology school, actually study the craft, and then help her get an actual job at a salon so she can “do what she loves?” Those are career and life goals.
Encouraging her to become a YouTube star?? That won’t last and Kyle is extremely nearsighted in wanting that to be the career to which her daughter can aspire.
The kids were LITERALLY at a photo shoot doing an ad for a business. How is that NOT trying to be a model like Hadids.
BECAUSE PORTIA IS A CHILD and probably isn’t even allowed by her elementary school to wear makeup! BECAUSE SHE IS A CHILD!
Tamara you are correct, it is like the Hadids but I don’t see Teddy and Kyle doing the cringed stage mothering thing, These girls are children and I thought the makeup thing was fun, but now I’m thinking of the time Tootie was going to be a teen model and Mrs Garrett said hells no. Forgive my reference I thought it might make you smile…
To me, its a different economy, and some people make really good money with an online buisness or modeling, or doing make up. There is no security or guarantee with most things, and Olivia had an in with famous parents, their connections and her beauty, most dont. If youre not super intelligent why cheat to get a fake education? Not all of us are super intelligent and thats ok. People have their talents that lie elsewhere that may not have emerged yet. Im not gonna call her dumb and shes still a kid. People will have usually numerous careers in their lifetime, and switch to something else down the line. She may take time off to have kids when shes older, and this allows her to stay home. I do not believe in forcing kids to go to college or picking their careers for them. You can have a discussion but its up to them in the end, or youre gonna create alot of bitterness.
Jagger singing in the car was just too cute.
Hearing PK say “Kenny” made me want to vom.
LOL.
Dorit reminds me of Michele (spelled wrong I know) Salahi. If I remember correctly her husband was just as creepy as PK.
1. Kyle is extremely over sensitive to pretty much everything. Her sense of superiority is disgusting.
2. Last season Teddi was all like “I’m down to earth, don’t like all the face work, make up and hair “ stuff and now look at her. Talk about drinking the Kool Aid. She’s another one who has an over inflated sense of superiority.
Bollox. Kyle was standing up to a nasty thuggish little LVP arse licker.
Loved the concert. Love Rinna. That’s it.
I think that the old saying, no good deed goes unpunished, could totally be for Kyle. If you watch all the episodes from the beginning, she’s trying to be LVPs friend. When she went to Villa Rosa, she was trying to be her friend. And she was honest about the planting of the stories because she had a little of the same with the tabloids, LVP and Brandi. That’s where the context is….
@Holly: Brandi admitted that magazinegate was a storyline line she instigated. It’s common knowledge.
Kyle went to LVP’s for own agenda. Kyle and the others had no proof? Ridiculous. Here LVP isn’t filming with them and all they talk about is her!
I see Kyle and Boy George are wearing the same hat. Pour water on both and see who melts.
I dont get the whole premise. The story is true and on the show, so who cares. LVP says she didnt leak it, and swore on her kids lives for emphasis. If I said that I am serious too, and you dont mess around with that. Plus your word should be good enough for a friend. Once trust is all gone, the friendship is gone too.
Holly:I agree with you. LVP doesn’t walk on water, multiply loaves and fishes or raise people from the dead so I don’t know why she’s so unglued over the idea she may have done something less that perfect. It’s comical. There’s plenty of reason for Kyle to question LVP. I think LVP and Ken were irate that she questioned them on camera, never mind everyone else has been questioned on camera at some point or another.
At face value Kyle can’t really win for losing on this issue with LVP, although something niggles me about the entire affair, and I’m not quite sure what it is yet, but I have some suspicions.
On the flip side this episode was Kyle-luscious (that’s a word right?). Kyle in that outfit with that hat, she’s so incredibly beautiful. That makeup scene with her daughter I’m kind of hoping for her is a prelude to a Kyle Richards beauty line of products. I think of all of the housewives Kyle exemplifies an ageless beauty which I think would do well to promote a beauty line. I think she has a beauty bag out now, and she seems to be asked about and talk about her beauty tips, and, I mean, can you blame people for asking?
PS how sad and lame was the drinks meet-up at Teddi’s? Why does she insist on serving champagne – last season it was the glassware so this season she got some tacky-ass basic Becky stemless flutes, but she had no idea how to pour it!!! She was giving people a one-ounce pour cuz she doesn’t know how you do it; not to mention she had one bottle for all those guests; not to mention it was not in an ice bucket. Girl accept your basicness and give them microbrew bottles out of an igloo ice chest cooler thing. If it had been Kyles house she would have had a cute bartender, full bar, and full array of cut crystal glassware. Stop faking it Teddi; no one’s buying it. Same for you skank Dorit who actually buys Red Bull and drinks it at home.
This is ridiculous.
My favorite part was the very small glimpse we got of Billy Idol, dayum he looks good.
PK and Dorit should take a long hard look James Kennedy’s father and mother, just to see what their future looks like as a grifters sucking off the tit of the Vanderpumps.
Oh LVP and Ken are sucking off the same set of teats. Shady, dirty teats. It will all come out.
I hope their dirty little secrets are enough to shut up their rabid fans.
I had forgotten how funny Boy George can be. IF PK had been on good terms or a REAL friend with Kyle, the joke would have been OK. But he’s not — so bad show PeeKyyyye. The previews don’t bode well for his “Kenny” relationship.
Rhinna was back to the funny girl I loved from way back when. A shitstirrer can call out another shitstirrer, etc. And she didn’t double over laughing at her own funny for once.
Teddy was fun and relaxed on WWHL. And very glam. One would never know she had ever been overweight. I like her as a blonde more than a brunette.
Camille is full of shit. Dorit was right ONE time. She is a cunt. Kelsey was engaged to another woman when she started doing him. The cast of “Frazier” was sidewindered when he suddenly showed up with Camille. Now she spins that they met afterward. “If they do it with you, they’ll do it to you” is a saying for a reason. All her crap about being misaligned WORLDWIDE was shit. She is back to her true PERNICIOUS self. BubBye bitch.
Camille is so thirsty. No, Bravo, no. Make it go away. P.K. Is a narcissistic ass, and his wife utterly clueless and just plain nasty. Do kind of love to hate them, though! The rest of the the epi was a blast to watch— great show, great vibe with the woman before P.K..’s assholery.
I loved seeing Billy Idol too, Jill! I wish we’d seen and heard more of him.
Kyle had so much infectious energy in this episode. She really is living her very best life at the moment – she seems to have everything exactly how she wants it – the storybook house, the wonderful family, the loving husband, not the TV show but who cares as she has enough going on … good for her; I’ve always liked her.
In response to one of the comments above about how it would be good to see genuine friends on the show – the woman we saw a couple of weeks ago – Sharon, I think her name is? She had a gorgeous home on Teddi’s street – is a good friend of Kyle’s and stepped up when that other one who I don’t miss, refused to film with the others. She seemed cool and had a real job (jeweller). I don’t know why they don’t try and show Kyle hanging out with Kris Jenner more – they’re obviously friends in real life and, polarising as KJ might be, it would be soooo good to get a peek inside her life (which she pretty much conceals on KUWTK – it’s all about the daughters).
I’m not that impressed with Denise in all honesty. She ruminates too much about the past and mentions Charlie at least once every episode. I found it curious that she was picked to visit Sydney, Australia, to promote the Housewives.
I’m not a fan of Camille, either – she’s never really changed and isn’t that interesting. Teddi is a snoozefest; Ericka isn’t a good fit for this show; Dorit needs to go and do something else; at this point, if it wasn’t for Kyle and Rinna I’d discontinue watching.
Denise, I really like her. Remember the work out scene, and who could, I mean I couldn’t take my eyes off her husband, jesus that is a good looking man, and a freaking sweetheart by the looks of it. By the end of that workout scene I had to towel off! Anyway back To Denise when she’s doing the bench press and her husband is counting the reps and he says 5 for her fifth rep and she chimes in twenty something I had to laugh she’s a lovely sense of humor. Although the only niggle I have with her are the negative comments she’s bandying around about her former. On the one hand she asserts that he shouldn’t have filed in court for reduction in child support because they could have kept it out of the press and worked it out, and on the other she’s really just airing out all kinds of dirty laundry on the air about him. I mean, chose a position already, and please make it the one where you’re not constantly bad mouthing the dude, even if he was a douche he’s still your children’s father.
If I didn’t already have the worlds best fake (gayg) Internet husband, I’d be wooing ForumDude.
FD, I agree with most of your comment. Denise’s husband is smokin’ hot. I do think that when Charlie Sheen put some BS in the media about their child support payments, especially without discussing it with her first, then I don’t blame her for taking off her kid gloves. He already put it out there, so she might as well address it on the show.
Has anyone watched LVP in one of the latest After Show interviews? It’s a shame it wasn’t written as a blog, would have made a perfect Purple Pen post. It’s terrible, production should have had her sitting on a pot because she is sooooooooooooo pitiful.
Did I miss something? When did this franchise become VanderTrump Kitchen Designs? I mean I realize they didn’t renew Flipping Out so there’s conceivably room for another design show in their lineup but, really, isn’t VanderTrump Rules enough.
I kid a little on the VanderTrump thing, sort of, because I know it goes against the grain but I do love me some VanderPump on the show. I do. I really really do, because she brings it, but she does it sort of subtly most of the time, in a way that’s pretty easy to miss a lot.
Like for example in this episode we discover that she gives gifts like a dog marks their territory. Those pink porcelain vases she gave to Denise for her wedding present seem more or less like she’s marking Denise as her property. When they eventually have a falling out Denise should totally have Lisa R over, casually tour her house with Lisa, and show them prominently displayed in the bathroom with trash liners inserted in them. Then Lisa R. gasps as she clutches her pearls and exclaims “Are those the vases Lisa VanderPump bought you for your wedding? Why yes, yes they are Lisa R. Now cut to your confessional and ham up the gloriously shady nature of the LVP Vase placement at the Denise Richards house, you know how you do.
I thought giving her pink anything was so totally LVP’s ALL ABOUT ME bullshit. A gift should reflect the receivers taste. Nothing about Denise Richards is pink. They honesty would make great trash cans for the guest bathroom though. Especially if LVP ever dropped by.
I’m definitely looking too far into this and should shut my trap but… during the drunk Kyle dancing scene, it briefly cut to Dorit wiping her nose for like a split second. I wonder if that was put in there intentionally (after the coke accusations 2 seasons ago)
I really hope PK is not stealing money from Boy George.
I love Boy George’s music, but he’s not any better than PK, Dorit, LVP and Ken.
Apology: “I apologize you didn’t get the joke” PK to Kyle…perfect example of the opposite of an apology.
The grifters are here, they put a rescue dog in harms way, period. LVP took it and ran with it (behind the scenes) and is caught red handed, period.
Kyle, bless her, tried to make things right with everyone and wound up getting sucked into Dorit’s world, which isn’t lovely all appearances aside and is being held out to dry by the LVP. I for one see her confusion, she just wants everyone to be truthful and move forward but for some reason neither camp is giving in.
I suspect PK knows his part in the drama and actually feels a bit guilty and worried (about who knows what kind of secrets neither party wants outed) how this is playing out and wants to save face with Ken and LVP (viewers) for whatever reason, thus throwing his wife under the bus. Said bus is Dorit’s only ride so she can’t protest too much…
I can’t wait to go camping with this group!