Ironically, the torrential rains and tornadoes have lifted in the ATL just in time for the RHOA to whip up some storms of their own on the RHOA Reunion Recap Part 2. I actually named the RHOA Reunion Recap Part 1, “The Calm Before The Storm.”
Kandi Burruss & Porsha Williams Go At It
Just when you thought Kandi and Porsha were all good, they have to relive Kandi’s shady behavior regarding Dennis McKinley. It seems kind of ridiculous to recap this part of RHOA Reunion Part 2 because these two have already made up. Porsha is super pissed off that Kandi brought Jamie Ziegler on the show. If you recall, Jamie Zieler is the poor girl that Porsha Williams” violent ass beat down in an alley at Christmas party. Sidenote: An insane amount of links come up on my site when I search for “Porsha Williams attack.” Kandi hired Jamie to work for her shortly after so she is part of the Kandi Koated Klique now whether Porsha likes it or not.
Kandi brings up that Porsha Williams was drinking at Todd’s birthday party. Porsha got thrown out of that party for trying to beat Jamie’s ass again. This was about the time that the rumors started going around that Porsha was pregnant. My sources assured me that Porsha was NOT pregnant because Porsha was drinking and wilding out on people at Kandi’s birthday party. My source felt Porsha would not be acting that way if she was pregnant. As we all know now, she was pregnant at that time.
Also, Nene Leakes is pissed at Porsha for telling Kandi what Nene was saying about her. Nene Leakes is always pissed. Then production points out that Nene was the one who told Kandi not to tell Porsha what the streets were saying about Dennis. Then, Nene told Porsha in a way that made Kandi look bad.
Nene Leakes and Gregg Leakes
I don’t know if I can stand to go through the entire group conversation of how Nene Leakes treats Gregg Leakes. Click on that Gregg link for a video a former commenter here made. You won’t regret it. Nene and Gregg are getting “cancelling” from Dr. Jeff, Nene’s least favorite therapist. Gregg chose the therapist. She says that she and Gregg would be contemplating divorce whether he had cancer or not. They still do not share a bedroom.
Gregg comes out and Nene seems to be the only one who is not happy to see him. At this time Gregg was going through radiation and would then undergo some tests to see if the cancer was spreading. Gregg says he never got a colon cancer test because he had it confused with a prostate exam. He needs to be getting those as well! Nene had gotten a colon cancer test and told him to get one but he did not. The good news is that since Nene had a colon cancer test that means they both most likely to have health insurance.
Stone People, Don’t Shovel People
Gregg says that Dr. Jeff doesn’t let Nene call Gregg “grouchy” anymore. I’m sure she just uses some even uglier term. Nene tries to say that no one ever thinks Gregg is the bad guy in the marriage but it is always him. Gregg says it was Nene at times but most of the time it was him. This just makes Nene look worse by the minute. Gregg wishes that Nene would edit the things she says about their relationship on the show. He says, “Stone people don’t shovel people.”
When Andy asks Gregg if it was true that he was the one talking about divorce before the wedding. Nene tries to block Gregg from responding. Gregg says he was getting dressed for the wedding when Nene told him he could not come! Wow. Then Nene claims that all her trips are to keep food in Gregg’s mouth. That’s bullshit. We talked about that on the RHOA Reunion Recap Part 1. Nene says multiple times that Gregg is not a walk in the park even when he doesn’t have cancer.
Nene acts like she wanted to go to the hospital with Gregg and he wouldn’t let her. Gregg agrees with her. But that is a lie from both of them. Nene herself posted about leaving him in the hospital on his surgery day because she doesn’t do hospitals. I think Cynthia and Marlo spent more time with Gregg than Nene. Nene seems adamant she will divorce Gregg.
The Cast Trips (Tokyo and Destin)
I missed Marlo Hampton showing up to sit where Gregg sat next to Nene. Marlo gets big Peach money and sits in a peach holder’s place. Nene and Tanya Sam bicker. The reason seems to be that once the other girls started befriending Tanya Sam, Nene cut her off. The entire left couch sticks up for Tanya. Marlo keeps telling Nene what to say. At first she says to say she is sorry she feels that way. Then, Marlo tells her to just not respond. Nene is doing whatever Marlo tells her to do.
Then Nene acts like she is in charge of who gets a peach. Nene tells Tanya that she will have “to stick that peach up her pussy” because she will never get it from her. Wow. It seems like Nene is worried at this point that Tanya might get her peach. She has reason to feel that sort of concern. My source said that the suits are watching this episode and the social media reaction to it see if they want to do just that! Nene is afraid of Tanya Sam! She is like the RHOA version of Jackie from RHONJ. She’s smarter than the self-proclaimed HBIC and is not afraid to go after Nene.
Everyone Calls Nene Passive Aggressive
Nene doesn’t know what passive aggressive means so as she denies that she is passive aggressive, she becomes very passive aggressive. She tells Andy that “those girls at the end of the couch are trying to earn a peach.” Which is true. But very inappropriate to say in a “breaking the fourth wall” sort of way. I don’t think Nene knows what that means either though.
Everyone agrees that in Tokyo, Eva read Marlo up one side and down the other for a full forty-five minutes. Marlo says they cut out her good parts and everyone except Nene and Marlo laugh.
Nene cannot handle that everyone is coming for her. They are wiping the floor with her. It’s kind of amazing.
They talked about Shamari getting drunk all the time. Marlo tried to make a huge deal out of it. Then Andy Cohen showed the clips of drunk off her ass Marlo Hampton in Tokyo. Andy has been great this reunion!
They talk about Shamari being bisexual.Because? No one cares. Shamari says she has brought up her fashion game. Then Marlo cracks on Shamari’s reunion outfit. Shamari’s dress is a lot prettier than whatever that is that Marlo is wearing. Marlo’s dress is some tinfoil wrapped around her tits and ass with some black fishnet over the top. It’s horrible and probably maxed out her credit card until she returns it back to the store. Nene and Marlo both get caught on camera all the time wearing clothes with takes still on them.
Then shady Andy reads a viewer question about Nene Leakes wearing torn up jeans and a white t-shirt 90% of the time. BAM! Then a viewer calls Marlo out for her below insults to Shamari all season.
The Bye Wig Party
Andy starts by talking about Nene bitching about people being late. He points out she was late to everything in Tokyo. Porsha says she really doesn’t give a damn about being late anymore. Nene was just awful to everyone at that party. Marlo asks Nene for an apology for being so rude with her about being late to the Bye Wig Party. Nene actually gives her one.
Tanya and the other girls try to tell Nene that they really did want to support her and all she was going through with Gregg. But she would not let them. Nene continues to have her stank face on and won’t even look at them anymore. Cynthia says they all came to her Swagg event in Miami to support her. Nene blows her off. Porsha is now very emotional. She prayed for Nene. Dennis and Porsha prayed together for Nene. Porsha’s mother prayed for Nene and Nene can’t even be bothered to acknowledge the support they were all trying to give her. Even Marlo says Nene needs to accept support from her friends. Nene keeps denying that the other RHOA are her friends.
Did Nene Attack Porsha In The Closet?
Then Andy asks Porsha about what happened between Nene Leakes and Porsha Williams in the closet that resulted in Porsha’s belt coming off her body. Nene tries to keep Porsha from answering by ranting about the fact she was having a breakdown. She says she doesn’t have to be sorry about having a breakdown. But she does actually. Especially it if resulted in her putting her hands on her pregnant friend. She yells all of this at Andy Cohen and says to stop badgering her about it. “Do not keep pushing me over!” Andy is staring at her like she is from another planet.
Next week, on the RHOA Reunion Recap Part 3, we finally get to the part where Porsha says Nene came at her in the closet. Nene of course just denies it all. Marlo accuses Eva of “being a full on lesbian in LA.”
Edit/P.S. I just realized how much this reunion reminds me of RHOA Reunion of 2015. Nene left that one friendless and crying too. But they brought her right back the next season.