On tonight’s episode of RHOBH we will see the fall out from the big blowup between Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump last week. It you missed that drama check out last week’s RHOBH recap here! Once everyone gets downloaded by Kyle Richards on the showdown, including Maurico, we have one scene of LVP playing the victim. Then, hopefully starting next week, we can actually start season 9 of RHOBH! YAY!
It’s been 24 hours since the showdown at Villa Rosa was filmed. So it is time for Kyle to meet with the rest of the RHOBH and fill them in on all the drama! The location is a club called The Federal. Kyle Richards tells the ladies what went down. I was shocked there was not long recap footage at the beginning of the episode. But they are rolling it now in the middle of Kyle’s conversation. So it is really hard to fast forward without missing anything. But it still just a rehash of the entire drama. And we have all had enough of that no matter what your tolerance for LVP’s manipulations may be. At least we can all agree we are glad this drama is over. 
LVP and Kyle Discuss Their Confrontation With Their Husbands
Oh wait. It’s time for LVP to play the victim while getting another new kitchen. She sure is spending insane amounts of money unnecessarily. I’m sure there is a scam of some sort going on here. Meanwhile, apparently Kyle not remembering LVP called her grandmother Nanny Kay is a travesty that must be revisited.
I hope we don’t get kitchen renovation filming from LVP for the rest of the season. My sources said she would only film at the house. If they give her a scene in every episode that will just be ridiculous. They are going to pay her to film scenes saying how much she wants a brighter kitchen over and over? It will be a very bad sign if we see her kitchen every week. She also said she didn’t celebrate her birthday because she was so busy grieving. That is another lie. I can’t find the story I did on her birthday celebration because if you search using birthday and Vanderpump you get every birthday every cast member on Vanderpump Rules ever had.
Kyle and Maurico go out to dinner at an Italian restaurant for date night. I haven’t had pasta in the year 2019 and that pasta with fresh cheese looks amazing. I’m not a huge fan of truffles aka mushrooms but I do enjoy truffle butter when I can get it! It’s great in grits. I need to stop talking about food. Maurico Umansky is clearly not happy that Ken was so rude and aggressive. Even Ken seems to realize he took it too far.
Paul Kemsley Is Fat
We are going to get two scenes about Paul Kemsley’s poor eating habits tonight. In this first one, we are in the kitchen that is never used in this house. There has to be another one somewhere. No mother has a neatly arranged fridge with nothing in it but store bought containers of chopped fruit and yogurts with the labels and turned neatly to the front. I’ve always said this kitchen was never used. At least this year they have put a coffee pot and a toaster oven on the counter for appearances. Also, I hate Paul Kemsley, but even I think the montage of him eating and drinking irresponsibly is just plain wrong.
CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF DORIT GETTING HECKLED ON THE BAHAMAS TRIP!
Later, we suffered through a scene of Dorit checking his blood sugar and discussing the fact he hates vegetables. Then, they wonder why LVP is not in contact with them. At least LVP’s nefarious plan did result in what she really wanted. Not having to film with or pretend to like Dorit.
The RHOBH Try Aerial Yoga
I am going to get to that Lisa Rinna talking head in a bit. I’ve been wanting to discuss that with you all day. Fine I took out the yoga photo, it wasn’t a good one anyone and replaced it with the talking head photo. What on earth was Rinna thinking? I love Rinna to pieces but it looks like she borrowed a dress from Dorit and who on earth did that to her hair? It’s Nene Leakes levels of bad!
After yoga class, Erika and Denise fill Rinna in on the conversation Kyle had with everyone else about her trip to Villa Rosa. Rinna is worried about Kyle. Ending her friendship with LVP must be hard on her. Rinna is going to have a party to celebrate her good friend Denise’s wedding. Erika can’t come she had rehearsal for her tour.
Denise Richards
Aaron, Denise’s new husband, has a security business. This is coming in handy since they are installing a lot more cameras to ensure that the teen-aged daughter doesn’t sneak in and out of the house. Denise feels badly about her relationship with Lisa Vanderpump. She has always been nice to her. She doesn’t want to be on LVP’s bad side, because she plays dirty.
LVP’s Birthday Event At Tom Tom
Denise goes to have a drink with LVP. There was a party at Tom Tom for one of her many birthday celebrations. We can’t miss a chance to get a free promotion for Tom Tom. Vanderpump is very late to meet Denise. Around the time she is 45 minutes late, she is hilarious stuck talking to a random LVP fan who has arrived with pink roses and a birthday card in a pink envelope. This amuses me greatly. Denise seems unbothered by it. It’s his third pilgrimage to Tom Tom. It’s been open…what…two weeks? This would really freak me out. I’d need a bodyguard. LVP stans are nutbars. LVP arrives nearly an hour late and Denise hands her an Hermes bag and dashes to her other shoot.
We did get to see Kevin Lee and Mohammed Hadid get some camera time. Both of them adore the cameras. Her kids are there and so is John Sessa. He’s such a creeper. There were also two half naked guys bearing cake. In all of WeHo, these were the two “hot guys” selected for this dubious honor?
#CupcakeGate
Teddi Mellencamp meets up with Rinna at an outdoor restaurant. Rinna brings up the Instagram that got all the LVP stans panties wadded up a few months ago. Lisa Rinna tells Teddi that she posted a belated birthday wish to LVP because no one else had put anything up. Teddi said she saw it and thought it was funny.
A few seasons back, Dorit accused Rinna of abusing pills because she is always carrying around a ziplock bag of pills in her purse. She has something for every possible condition and it often comes in handy on RHOBH cast trips. Benadryl…diarrhea meds…pain relievers.. motion sickness..we’ve seen the bag come out quite a bit. LVP and Dorit were talking about it in a derogatory way at first. Then Rinna turned it around and made it he schtick.
And Death Threats!
So when she posted on IG that she made LVP some birthday cupcakes with pills on the top, the LVP stans lost their freaking minds. LVP’s brother died of an overdose. Rinna says she didn’t know that. I give her the benefit of the doubt there. I don’t usually look for stories on how people died. That didn’t stop the LVP stans from issuing death threats against her. As they do.
When Rinna found out (via death threats) she immediately texted LVP and told her she didn’t intend it in the way some people were perceiving it. LVP texted her back thanks for letting her know. Rinna had a sister died of a pill overdose and she would never mock something like that. Since the LVP stan would not let up, she eventually just took the photo down.
Holy Shit Dorit!
Kyle and Dorit roll in to join the party with Denise and Rinna. Is it sad that I wonder about how many times they filmed Dorit strutting to the door of the venue? Remember when we just watched the show and pretended like it was all completely organic? Anyway, the girls freak out because Dorit’s tits are nearly all the way out of her LBD. How much taping did that require? Camille shows up next. Denise will be late because she is meeting up with LVP first.
EXCLUSIVE TEA FROM A GUEST AT CAMILLE’S WEDDING!
Camille wants to tell the girls all about her Hawaiian wedding. She’s invited all the girls. In a talking head with Rinna and in a flashback to a previous episode, we are reminded that Camille can’t stand Dorit. No one can dear. No one can. But we have to fake it this season because we have the opportunity to get rid of LVP.
This is Denise’s wedding event? It’s insane that production made her so anxious about being late to her own party. Denise doesn’t even know Lisa Vanderpump.
Kyle apparently planned Camille’s bridal shower at the same place Camille married Kelsey Grammer. We get flashbacks of the relationship. It’s very sad. Camille was in love with him and he was cheating on her all during her first season. She’s better off without him. The next guy was not any better.
Camille is drunk and bringing up weird and inappropriate comments. Camille takes a stab at LVP’s teeth before she got the new ones. This party looks way more fun.
Next week on RHOBH, it’s Camille’s bridal shower. Oh God. We are getting more kitchen reconstruction. Rinna’s mom comes to visit. Kim Richards crashes the bridal shower. Rinna and Camille argue about the Brett Kavanaugh investigation. Camille supports him. Le sigh.
I admit it: I was once a LVP stan. Actually, I was a LVP stan until very recently. Thanks, TT, for pushing so hard to get the truth out that folks like us finally woke up and smelled the napalm.
On a related note, I did scratch out some time last Friday to scout out Vanderpump Vegas at Caesars Palace. It’s really just a bar between the Forum Shops (the Simon mall connected to Caesars), a big bank of slot machines, and the food court. That’s it. There’s a big sign that says “Wine and Dine”, but I didn’t see any food on the menu.
Are you kidding me? That is HILARIOUS. I can picture the area exactly. I was worried that they were taking out Bobby Flay or something.
Yeah, I’m trying to remember what it was before Caesars decided to turn the space over to Vanderpump. It might have been another store, but don’t quote me on that. And don’t worry, Mesa Grill is still on the other side of that bank of slot machines!
I will say that Vanderpump Vegas was crowded inside, and that there was a bit of a line outside to go in, so the tourists are flocking to the “cocktail garden” (at least for now). However being a nearly ten year Vegas local, I know that tourists will drop money on all kinds of crap when they’re on The Strip so they can brag about “the experience!”
And of course, being a Vegas local, I now know where to go to find great drinks and a great atmosphere without the kind of cost and attitude you’ll find at many of these tourist traps. Seriously, if you want a real garden atmosphere and a real gastropub experience, Park on Fremont is a great option Downtown! (It’s right across Las Vegas Blvd from the Fremont Street casinos.)
I love Mesa Grill — now I am craving their grilled mahi mahi tacos — I wish I were there now. Vegas, Mesa Grill, and Caesar’s Palace are a few of my favorite things (yes, total Vegas). I feel so Oprah right now. Pfffttt!! I’m bummed that there will be a LVP bar in one of my favorite spots.
Next time we are staying off the strip (not Fremont). Our friends are planning it. I am a little apprehensive because I love staying at Caesar’s and walk everywhere. They claim there is a lot to do — drinks and food are so much more affordable — so, off we go, right? We’ve done all touristy so it is time to move on. Park on Fremont looks beautiful.
I should clarify: There are absolutely good restaurants and great experiences to be had on The Strip. It’s just that you have to sift through all the tourist traps to find them.
Unfortunately if you’re not staying on The Strip or Downtown, you will probably have to drive more to see and do things. And yes, if you want to experience the real Vegas scene instead of a curated Bravo infomercial, please try Park on Fremont and the other great Downtown bars and restaurants. (They’re mostly concentrated at Fremont East and in the 18b Arts District.)
The space was called Fizz. It was Elton John’s husband’s pet project and was supposed to be a VIP lounge for his Las Vegas residency at the Colosseum. Heavily Champagne influenced – hence Fizz. But yes. Tiny little space across from the food court and random slot machines at the base of the entrance to the Forum Shops. We’ll see how long this one lasts. It’s a bad location. Nothing has been successful there.
Thanks,Kris
I love Park on Fremont! I’m not a local, but Vegas is only a five hour drive for me, so it’s where we go for our three day weekends. Downtown is definitely the better place to go for good drinks and food at much better prices. We like Oak and Ivy a lot for craft cocktails, even though it’s in container park so still a bit of a tourist trap. I was trying to figure out where Vanderpump Gardens would go at Caesar’s, I can totally picture it now, not quite the venue i had in mind lol.
I think what Kyle did last week was shady as fuck. This whole thing about her being uncomfortable being in the middle and having to go tell Lisa the consensus of the group is bs. She went over there to tell Lisa she’s a liar and everyone thinks so, and I think she was happy to do it. She inserted herself into this shit show every step of the way – bringing the dog up to Rinna twice, then bringing it up at the dinner table in the Bahamas. This is why I think this is all scripted by production. If not production, then Kyle is being just as manipulative and shady as She claims Lisa is.
I think Rinna didn’t mean anything bad by the pill cupcakes – that’s her thing.
Do people really go on social media and say, “I’m going to kill you, person X!”? Is that really a thing?
I do think Kyle is put in the middle and feels it. The other women put her on the spot on the trip at dinner and again after the cycle event. They wanted her to comment about LVP’s shady dealings in the past…having others do her dirty work, calling the media, etc. If Kyle doesn’t defend LVP (even when LVP is lying through her teeth), LVP berates her for being a bad friend. Kyle is damned either way.
This. The hate on LVP is disgusting. Who benefits from this? Everyone BUT LVP. It’s mean girls gone wild. You can say whatever you like about LVP, I guess the other women are spotless…
I can think of a few ways LVP benefits. Revenge on Dorit from last season. LVP got out of having to film w/Dorit & PK. LVP called TMZ to Vanderpump Dogs for her loyal friend/victim performance (which was for publicity).
@MelG, Rinna mentioned on social media that felt doggate was being used to promote a show that LVP has in the works about VanderPups. So, yeah, LVP benefits … and gets to tear down Dorit as a bonus.
YES! You’re right! I failed to mention the talk “on the streets” about a new dog show. melissa
LVP proves that her dog rescue people can bring the drama and the ratings if they do a Vanderpump Dogs TV show… otherwise think about it. Take away the Vanderpump, and how dramatic and Bravo-like would a show about a dog rescue actually be when week after week all you see are homeless dogs, perhaps abused, etc. Certainly not the ratings grabber that the SUR crew gives us.
You’re kidding right ?
LVP would have totally benefitted from this IF she hadn’t been so sloppy and careless leaving a trail of dog biscuits back to her.
I spent an hour being entertained reading the lawsuits naming Umansky as a crook, the one naming PK as a degenerate welching gambler, and one of the 22 claiming Girardi steals from his clients (which is Not the one claiming he defaulted on a loan). Oh, and his disbarment request of yore. They make the lawsuits against Lisa look like child’s play.
It’s no wonder these cunts would rather giggle about Lisa’s veneers while sitting there with their plastic tits hovering over the appetizers.
OH, fun reading … did you happen to read about the many lawsuits LVP and Ken have been involved in? There was a sexual harassment case that the judge felt was so egregious that Ken and Lisa were held personally liable instead of just the business being liable. Ken had evidence destroyed … kudos to the judge.
Glad you brought all that up. Just because LVP is laser focused on her little games doesn’t mean the other ladies aren’t playing too.
All I have to say is that LVP puts Kyle in an impossible situation yet again. Kyle is the ONLY one on this show that is a true loving kind soul. Wonderful mother, loving wife, and beautiful friend. I find myself fast forwarding the others just to see what’s going on in Kyle’s life.
Great recap. I will have to go to the bathroom or kitchen during the kitchen renovation scenes if they continue. I’m just over LVP’s victim theatrics. The comment she made about Kyle being in the kitchen just before LVP uses the sledge hammer made me want to hurl.
You cracked me up about Rinna’s dress & hair! ? Totally agree!
Hated Rinna’s dress but I think her hair and make up was on point… I really don’t think that’s a bad look for her …she has the face to pull that off..
I think you reap what you sow but it’s a little ridiculous and disingenuous of the women to feign bewilderment as to why they weren’t invited to her bday.
Agreed.
I don’t agree. She hasn’t seen or talked to any of them since they found out about the radar online story. The last time they all saw here was at Denise’s wedding and everything was supposedly fine. She is embarrassed she got caught – that’s why she is keeping to herself – not because anyone did anything to her. They routinely move past worse things.
I adore Denise Richards and I hope she never changes. Camille is so messy and I love it! I am finding out a lot of my friends are LVP fanatics. It’s almost like discovering that a close friend supports an opposing political party. Like, how could they do that?……how can they not see the lies, the manipulations? And then I remember, it’s just a TV show and I keep my mouth shut….but it’s hard bc the lies!…the manipulations! Dorit’s boobs look really great. I am saving up to buy a pair for myself.
Arn’t they hanging a little low to be fakes? Thought the fake hung like bowls high on th chest? Asking for a friend.
Well I thought dorit’s boobs looked pretty perky. If they are real then she is one lucky ducky.
The height and shape support a fake claim. The areola placement supports a few fake theories: bad/cheap surgeon (very likely), too big for skin and pocket (also very likely), older and need a refresh (once again cost involved so likely).
Source is myself. I am the proud owner of one implant provided by a spectacular surgeon in NYC area my health insurance covered. I learned a lot about what plastic surgeons look for in perfect breasts along the way. I have since had doctors in other specialties comment positively about my outcome.
I hate to mention this as much as it always perturbs me to appreciate, but Kim K happens to have a set that amazes me. Unless her people use some crazy miracle tape that is clear or something similar, I never can believe I am looking at unedited paparazzi shots when she wears those see through outfits. The woman carried 2 successful pregnancies. There is no way they are natural, but whatever enhancements she has had done that surgeon is incredible.
Ooooo, I am saving up for a tummy tuck and new boobs. Breastfeeding ruined mine. How in the world did you learn all this stuff? Just by talking to doctors? Or is there a good website out there?
The shape stuff all came from my plastic surgeon. I needed a minimum of 2 surgeries. After some complications and stuff, he and I ended up spending 6 surgeries over 4 years together until he released me. There is a formula/measurement for the perfectly positioned areola. The shape of the implant depends on body type and the preferred size and shape of the final breast. He marked me up a lot and always measured nipple drop. My second breast got a lift. My husband still talks about how great it looks, and that surgery was almost 7 years ago.
Most plastic surgeons have spiels on their websites about mommy makeovers. I am sure there are plenty of boards and discussion groups with information. I had limited choices and lucked out that my surgeon was good. Cash patients have a lot more control with choice of surgeon. have watched enough Botched to know a lot of people take chances and pay for it.
Good luck as you prep for your makeover!
Lisa Rinna looks like Gozar, from the movie Ghostbusters, in that talking head. Dorit gave us bad 80’s Barbie in the one talking head and early 90’s Barbie in the other.
I always wonder the same thing about certain scenes like Dorit’s entrance too, Tamara! ? A handful of years back, I had a brief, cringeworthy/borderline mortifying experience with Bravo. It took 45 minutes of walking down the same 30 ft of street for maybe 5 seconds of film that didn’t really matter. (That not being near close to the most “produced” or flat out fake/ridiculous/bs part)I have never watched reality tv the same! I also wonder how long the talking heads take, and if production says “that’s good, but why don’t we do it again, and say it this way instead.” Yet, here I am, still watching. Definitely adds another layer.
It would be really great for the highly privileged allegedly educated Dorit and PK to learn about diabetes
I don’t think Type 2 “turns into” Type 1 they are different diseases altogether. Walking around with a blood sugar of 300 plus is dangerous and he will not be around much longer without some education and basic behavior change. Giggling about a smoothie was a really weird scene to me.
I have a friend who started out with type 2 diabetes, which morphed into type 1 as her autoimmune disease which had initially damaged her pancreas and caused her to be diabetic, destroyed it. My husband developed diabetes. He initially told me it was type 2. Nope. HIS autoimmune disease also destroyed his pancreas. He also has type 1. It does happen.
@Shari: That’s called a misdiagnosis. Type 2 does not in any way, shape, or form, either morph, turn into, or progress to Type 1. Ever.
Type I and Type II diabetes are two different unicorns. Type I is an immunity problem where your body fights itself; It’s usually discovered very young and requires a lifetime of insulin injections (or now, transplants). Type II happens when the pancreas gets into trouble, Usually controlled by meds but . . . sometimes (when everything goes haywire) requires “insulin”. I think the mix up between the two is when Type II requires insulin.
From what I can tell, type 2 that becomes type 1 later was actually a misdiagnosis of the autoimmune component. The Nutribullet commercial was hilarious. I bet Dorit asked for extra $ for the ad because it wasn’t a Vitamix or similar. She would only be seen with a knockoff for $ lol.
I’m actually replying to everyone who replied to you….
As a former medical professional, please allow me to clarify that insulin resistance, aka ‘Type 2 Diabetes’, canNOT turn, morph, or otherwise beget in any form or fashion the autoimmune disease Type 1 Diabetes, which is caused by a primary malfunction in the islet cells. The body attacks it’s own organs and cannot produce insulin. The *only* way to manage Type 1 is by taking insulin.
In contrast, Type 2 Diabetes is more of an endocrine imbalance and can be controlled by diet and exercise. If that fails, drugs that increase the body’s ability to use its OWN insulin are given.
The only ‘crossover’ between the two very different disorders is if a patient with a Type 2 Diabetes fails to control their blood sugar levels via diet, exercise, and all glucose-leveling medications, then, the patient might *supplement* with insulin ….but not because their body cannot *produce* it …. but because their body isn’t effectively *using* what it produces. And it does not mean that Type 2 Diabetes Patient “developed Type 1”. The primary causes and disease processes remain completely different.
(Apologies for using asterisks instead of bold.)
Dorit’s statement about PK’s Type 2 Diabetes turning into Type 1 was so ignorant and cringeworthy I had to pause the playback so I could step away. That is how stupidity is passed along and is one of the reasons our nation is growing dumber by the year.
/groan #soapbox #soapbox … sorry, lol.
As a type 1 mom, I was completely floored she said that. Thank you for your comment explaining to everyone.
As a Type 1 diabetic I was flabbergasted that she said that! Either he needs a new doctor or she needs to get her facts straight before speaking about it on tv. It’s a simple google search. And yes, very good explanation PVBeachBlonde.
I don’t believe anything Dorit or Paul Kemsley say. Even about health issues. Nothing.
Oh Dorito showed how dumb she really is tonight with that type 2 becoming type 1 diabetes crap. She continues to drive me batty.
LVP at her birthday felt so fake and gross, also I think it was John Sessa that talked to Denise? Maybe I’m wrong. LVP looked annoyed that Denise didn’t stay and fawn over her.
Dorit’s comment about Type 2 diabetes turning into Type 1 diabetes is a ridiculous lie and it’s irresponsible for the show to allow her stupid comment to remain.
I just realized that Ken looks really bloated and old, and he sounded like a semi confused old man. Lisa playing the victim is a bit too much for me anymore. I adore Denise and her down to earth personality. He talking about the flying yoga and crazy la classes made me giggle. She so gets it. I hate Dorit.
Ken looks horrible! I thought he looked really bloated too. He walks and moves like a frail old man.
Could Dorit be any dumber?!? Type 1 diabetes does not and cannot turn into Type 2. I think she thinks that needing insulin instantly makes it type 1….absolutely not. Usually Type 2 can be controlled via diet and exercise but when not properly controlled will result in needing insulin.
Speaking of Dorit, how hideous was her pink talking head look? Looked like a bad 80’s costume. Actually, the other mesh look was pretty bad too.
On the other hand, I feel Kyle has looked stunning this season! Not sure what’s she’s done (or had done) but she looks great.
I love Denise! So carefree and easy going and naturally pretty. She’s definitely WAY more patient than I am but I love how she’ll talk to anyone in a bar.
I like Rinna and truly feel “cupcake gate” was not directed towards LVP’s brother. I think Rinna has a good sense of humor (“Boobs!”)and it referenced her infamous pill baggie.
Drink Camille is funny and sooo messy! But I am 100% in agreement with her about teeth!!! I could never be with someone with a jacked up grill lol!
*correction: type 2 CANNOT turn into type 1
*Correction: Type 2 CANNOT turn into Type 1!
That photo of Kyle in black was so appropriate – a witches costume. The hat especially. LOL
Dorit gossiped about the pill bag to LVP. Rinna most certainly did the cupcake on purpose. Rinna wore pants with pills on it for the cycle ride LVP didn’t go to. So Rinna took it one step further with the cupcake. She is plain evil. No wonder Harry goes to Canada alone. Wonder if he wears his Nazi shirt in the woods?
Nice people.
I guess Kyle will be filming more with Sharon Oberfeld. In case you don’t know, her husband is being sued along with Mauricio, who was fake AMAZING tonight and could give a shit if Ken was firm with Kyle. Kyle was asked to leave their home four times, who wouldn’t be mad.
You all fell for a gang up on LVP because the others have too much to hide and no storyline. The new kitchen is more interesting than what those vipers have to offer. Watch, in continuing weeks they will still be talking about LVP. I can hear Kyle blubbering now.
And LVP doesnt have anything to hide? LMAO.. Don’t even get me started!!!!!! Kitchen remodeling isnt anywhere near exciting. LVP her kitchen and her dogs, can go to HGTV and the Animal Planet. Bye GrannyVp and her nutjob VanderCult members!
YESSSSSS!!!!!!
LMAO Spunky… please don’t tell me that you are actually serious! It’s pure comedy!
@Vickie: I forgot Kyle’s cackle in that hideous black outfit.
It’s pure comedy that many are hating on Vanderpump when Dorit is the bad guy here. Think for yourself and be objective is my motto.
We can’t pretend that LVP is the only one that is involved in money scams when 3 of the other women’s husbands are in legal hot water right now regarding money. They’re all as bad as each other on these shows.
The other ladies are now trying to make the “Goodbye Kyle challenge” a thing. Thus giving LVP more ammo to play the victim. It’s actually quite funny to see it play out, the more they want people to hate Lisa, the more they’re loving her and believing her poor me schtick.
This whole season has been awful. I actually wouldn’t mind a whole recast of this franchise. The only woman remotely interesting now is Camille. If next season sees Teddi obsessing over someone being late for a dinner (Dorit last season) or the dog rubbish (LVP) then I’m out. I’m baffled how she even got to be a friend of a housewives let alone holding a diamond.
Don’t you know we only discuss LVP and Dorit’s legal troubles?! Anything else doesn’t fit with the narrative being pushed!
Also, that #GoodbyeKyle challenge died almost as fast as Kyle’s TV show.
The season begins with Dorit making a careless decision to give a rescued pup to a “kill shelter”. Why? Why didn’t she return the little thing to Lisa? Was she hoping no one would find out? And . . . . why all of the “spin”? Now, somehow the crime has turned into who told! Who cares who told? It was a fake (made for Bravo) adoption to make Dorit and PK appear to be compassionate humans. Shafted on their own petard! Thankfully, Lisa’s dogs are ALL “chipped” and can be returned home when scanned by doggie authorities. Now the mad dog cast of RHOBH is crucifying Lisa! Why? I don’t get it. What has Lisa done that is so morally wrong? This whole thing has turned from animal abuse into Lisa abuse. Friends don’t do this!! I have to defend Ken too. He expected much more from Kyle. We ALL did! I hope Kyle feels the full shame of what she had done to Lisa. Loyalty is everything in friendships. I had no idea being queen of the show was so important to Kyle that she would sacrifice her friendship with LIsa. I thought they were a team. Forever friends!
Just a note: I understand the little mixed breed (chi/terrier) was adopted by a loving local couple who renamed her “Lulu”. They said, she shook and trembled for days (like an abused animal) until they eventually made her feel loved and at home. A forever family for vagrant/homeless pets is what this is really all about!
I have never seen a chihuahua or mixed chihuahua that didn’t tremble. Seriously. A friend breeds them and I see them all the time.
Lisa??
Maybe they’ll finally move on to their other stories which are……..nothing.
Cheers to anyone who has been able to watch an entire episode of this show without slipping into complete catatonia.
I watched Dorit make chicken barley soup on some random cooking show. I made it and it was amazing. She can cook and probably does use that kitchen. Wouldn’t you clean for the cameras? I’m not a fan of the boobs falling out of her dress though.
She may cook. But no one cooks in that kitchen. No One.
I agree. I learned on Flipping Out that many times there’s a “clean kitchen” and then a real kitchen. It seems like you have the two for resale value.
I cannot believe that LVP brought up Nanny K, preys on the weak etc. STOP. She is so annoying, fake and a terrible actress. I am glad there is one place on the world wide web that sees through her BS.
Dorit ruins everything.
Firstly, Dorit needs to get her facts straight about diabetes. If you are a type 2 diabetic, you CANNOT go from a 2 to a type 1. Type 1 is when you are diagnosed as a child, not an adult and the only exception to that is if the adult has had major issues his/her entire life and probably wouldn’t have made it to their 50’s! PK really needs to get his head out of the sand, because I had my head in the sand for 15 years when I was first diagnosed, and that was a mistake. I wish he would acknowledge that he has this disease and be more proactive. It will be better for his family in the long run.
This show was better as we get further from puppygate. Speaking of puppies, I have never seen such cute dogs as at LVP’s party. They look like stuffed animals. Like Sonja’s Marley. I see LVP’s side here. Yes, she’s been shady but I don’t think she’d swear on her kids if she were lying. Ken was too harsh, but he was livid because Kyle is a long time friend. Again, each week I say we can do without Teddy and Denise. I don’t care for either of them. Camille was back to her catty self, to hilarious results. That’s the bitch we all know. Dorit has an amazing body, which I’m sure means she barely eats and works out a lot so if her good habits haven’t worn off on PK yet, it’s not gonna happen. Odd they showed that I agree. This is still way more interesting than any other HW show, except for the MVPs at RHONY.
I adore Denise Richards so much. I am rooting for her and have been since the beginning. LVP, I have fallen out of love with. I am glad for her work with the dog/cat stuff (and i say stuff because there is a lot) but even though I can’t stand Dorit, that was mean what she did to her and drag Teddi into it was BS. Thanks TT for the tales… I sure enjoy reading what you write!!!! 🙂 Much love to everybody on this april hump day! 🙂
Yep, this is pretty much where I’m at, too. I’m loving Denise Richards on RHOBH so far, just like I loved her show on E! back in the day. She really is keeping it real, unlike some of her castmates.
As for Puppygate, it’s a complicated hot ass mess. Dorit should have done her homework before handing Lucy to someone else. LVP shouldn’t have used Lucy as a pawn for one of her tabloid-to-TV media chess games. Teddi should have put the kibosh on it sooner, though I get why this was built up to explode during RHOBH filming. And of course, this is really exactly what Bravo and Evolution always wanted to get us all watching RHOBH.
Good grief! This shit is all so ridiculous! Real world problems y’all. So glad I don’t watch this crap anymore but I do still enjoy reading the recaps/comments.
Most of us do not watch Bravo reality shows to see real world problems.
Oh gee, thanks for clearing that up for me. What would I ever do without you?!?
Well, it finally happened and I never thought it would … PK and Dorit are growing on me enough that I’m able to watch them without fast forwarding or screaming inside. Jaggar and Phoenix (name?) are adorable. I thought showing PK unwilling to take his diabetes seriously and Dorit’s attempts to help him were relatable. I also hope viewers, who have diabetes and aren’t taking care of themselves, take note — and, I am glad bravo included it.
I like Kyle and Maurico. But, their “date” felt very forced and I don’t normally feel that way watching their scenes. I hope there isn’t trouble brewing and that maybe it was just his stress from the lawsuit. I felt the same way watching them as I use to feel watching Kelsey and Camille — they felt very “separate” to me and even a little cold.
Ken. I can’t decide if I feel sorry for him and see him as a man simply defending his wife OR if he has a side of him that isn’t sweet loving dog carrying and devoted. Because I know about the lawsuits, I grudgingly think Ken has a darker cruel side than we have been led to believe. Disappointing.
I was on twitter when the LVP stans heads were exploding over the cupcake. I tried a few times to point out that Rinna was making fun of herself but they were convinced that it was intentional. To this day they still believe it was a cruel poke at LVP’s brother’s suicide.
Do we even know how LVP’s brother died? Even if he used another method I bet the stans would say that Rinna didn’t know that and still claim she intended to hurt LVP. Stans are ridiculous and twist everything to fit a queen LVP fantasy.
LVP doesn’t need her kitchen remodeled. She needs lighting and a window — maybe a sky light. But, I loved the hardware on the cupboard that was shown.
I am sure we will see pics when completed, but I don’t expect to change my mind. You are right. The black cabinets and lighting darken the space. I think the existing flat panels on the cabinetry enhance the house. The new cabinetry is beautiful, but I don’t think white shaker is a good choice for Villa Rosa’s architecture and modern style.
Did my ears deceive me or did Camille say (regarding Kelsey and the affair.).. “Somebody’s in that apartment pretending to be Mrs Grammar I believe in my heart it’s I woman” Oh the shhaaddee!
When she arrived, the doorman said he would ring “Mrs. Grammar” or something to that effect of Kelsey introducing his mistress as “Mrs. Grammar”. all the time.
(That was so low of him, ugh)
Looloo, my reply got lost.
The doorman said he needed to check with “Mrs. Grammar” to let Camille up to the apartment, or similar to that.
Kelsey didn’t bother mentioning Camille was coming and his wife (he referred to his squeeze as Mrs. Grammar.”)
Really sleazy!!
Oops ?
I think it’s the “I believe in my hear it’s a woman” that is shade.
Am I the only one that couldn’t stop thinking of Charlotte Pickles from Rugrats every time they showed Dorit?
Ugh I hate Dorit, and I hate how this is being twisted so that she is the victim. Her fake crying last episode, “What if everyone believes I would treat a dog this way?” Bitch what? You dropped off the dog, there’s no argument about that…
Basically this should be a fight just between Dorit and LVP. Why is Teddi involved? Why is Kyle involved? Clearly bc they don’t have any storylines this season so just shove ’em into the drama. Thanks bravo.
Teddi and Kyle are involved because Lisa involved them. Remember when she invited them to Vanderpump Dogs and then didn’t want to talk about Lucy Lucy?
I get why they are involved, I think I worded it wrong. Yes I understand LVP wanted them to know in a stupid roundabout way, honestly she should have told them straight up. I guess I don’t understand why they care? Especially Teddi, she doesn’t even like Dorit. It’s weird that she would sacrifice her neutral position to go after LVP when she could have just stayed out of it and be in a better position.
I’m not an LVP stan or whatever, I’m pretty neutral on her. (I do like Teddi and Kyle however). But I think the act of dropping off a dog to a stranger who isn’t trustworthy instead of just explaining/working it out with LVP (which would have been easy) is despicable. That’s action, and that’s way worse than just telling friends about something true that happened. If Teddi and Kyle went after Dorit for doing what she did I think she would have deserved it.
I think Teddi had to defend herself when LVP started saying Teddi was the one gossiping about the dog.
@Darcy, Dorit got death threats and people were saying a lot of vile things about Dorit, PK, and the kids. Everyone knows that animal abuse is not tolerated and will get a lot of negative attention. But, my real reason for commenting is that, as far as I know, it hasn’t been confirmed that Dorit dropped off the dog, has it?
I think viewers have forgotten that Dorit talked to LVP less than 24 hours after the dog left Dorit’s house (either by going to the woman’s house or directly to the pound) … that was not disputed by LVP when Dorit and PK mentioned it to LVP on camera …at that point LVP could have turned it around right then and demanded the dog be returned to her. Why didn’t she? Maybe because Dorit is telling the truth?
I don’t like defending Dorit but there is no way that LVP wouldn’t have demanded the dog be returned if she didn’t know that the dog was being taken care of. Absolutely, no way. I think there is more going on here. Maybe LVP saw it as an opportunity to promote her shelter, possible show, and embarrass Dorit and PK.
Everybody online says vile things about the Housewives 24/7. Didn’t they just talk about how Rinna received death threats for the harmless cupcake joke?
Yeah, Dorit didn’t drop off the dog herself. However, she gave the dog away to someone who clearly wasn’t trustworthy. It takes one text- “Hey, the dog isn’t working out”- to LVP, who was supposed to be her friend at the time.
And yes, I agree that a possible VanderPups show seems in the works, especially with the constant name-dropping of John Blizzard and John Cessa lol.
Harmless cupcake joke? We all know what Rinna is capable of. I doubt you would think it was harmless if Bethenny received it for her birthday after Dennis’ death. Ridiculous.
Rinna and Bethenny are old friends. Bethenny has never gone around talking about Rinna’s sack of pills. That’s a thing that LVP and Dorit started with Rinna to make it seem like she was a pill popper. Rinna turned it into a joke DESPITE THE FACT THAT RINNA’S SISTER DIED OF AN OVERDOSE and she didn’t find it amusing.
So your comparison is ABSURD.
I love Denise. She is great on the show, I hope she never changes. Even the outfit she wore to LVP’s party was great. I’m sure it was expensive but she looked so fresh and pretty in a casual way.
Dorit’s bowling balls hanging out of her dress gave me PTSD. She is trying waaaaaay too hard to be Erika again..
Camille talking shit about LVP made my DAY!!! I rewinded it 3x just to hear it again and laugh hysterically! LOL
It made your day to hear a grown woman talk shit about another womans appearance? That’s so interesting. What Camille said was rude and mean. I would have been so embarrassed if someone were to talk about my teeth being awful and my gums receeding and ugly. I don’t care who it was about, it was mean.
So you come here just to critique other comments. Got it!
I came dashing over here to defend you honor, Perfeckt, Then I read the context. That comment by Nicole was not just nasty, it violated the commenting rules.
First of all Dorit might be a horrible person, but her boobs looked FANTASTIC.
And the comment she made about LVP’s teeth was only allowed to stay because Camille said it on the show. Dorit and LVP both give us plenty of reasons to hate on them without resorting to their personal appearances.
KeInLola was absolutely correct. We call out commenters all the time for crap like this.
Understood and thanks!
If not for Dorit and the Puppygate story these ladies wouldn’t have anything to talk about. Is it true that Puppygate isn’t visible if you have a EU IP address? Is Google Europe scrubbing links about Puppygate and the followup comments in the EU?, who would complete the request to ask for it to be removed? My guess is the person who is being negatively impacted by these stories. A friend in Europe said the stories disappear as soon as it appears.
If Dorit would have returned the dog properly, they would have to talk about other things, like the Dorit swimming pool confrontation over money, why isn’t anyone talking about that?
I’m in the EU, and can confirm that Google gives alll kinds of puppygate results! Links to articles, videos, pictures… you name it. They seem to be balanced and the first list of results dates from now back to early March.
Thank you! I was going to comment about the ridiculous Puppygate Blackout claim but I am fasting today and am trying not to um, speak my mind.
Happy to help! I was thrilled to be able to offer some relevant, on-the-ground information. Those opportunities are few and far between over here!
I don’t know if LVP gave the story to Radar or not…. but here’s the thing: if everyone knows you as the person that gives stories to the press, you run the risk of getting blamed for giving a story to the press even when you didn’t do it. It’s like the boy who cried wolf. Spare me the faux outrage. Eyeroll.
Dorit is lucky that this story came out and it lead to a fight between Kyle and LVP, because everyone is now talking about that instead of the fact that she botched the dog re-homing mission.
Yawn.
That was boring.
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