On tonight’s episode of RHOBH we will see the fall out from the big blowup between Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump last week. It you missed that drama check out last week’s RHOBH recap here! Once everyone gets downloaded by Kyle Richards on the showdown, including Maurico, we have one scene of LVP playing the victim. Then, hopefully starting next week, we can actually start season 9 of RHOBH! YAY!
It’s been 24 hours since the showdown at Villa Rosa was filmed. So it is time for Kyle to meet with the rest of the RHOBH and fill them in on all the drama! The location is a club called The Federal. Kyle Richards tells the ladies what went down. I was shocked there was not long recap footage at the beginning of the episode. But they are rolling it now in the middle of Kyle’s conversation. So it is really hard to fast forward without missing anything. But it still just a rehash of the entire drama. And we have all had enough of that no matter what your tolerance for LVP’s manipulations may be. At least we can all agree we are glad this drama is over.
LVP and Kyle Discuss Their Confrontation With Their Husbands
Oh wait. It’s time for LVP to play the victim while getting another new kitchen. She sure is spending insane amounts of money unnecessarily. I’m sure there is a scam of some sort going on here. Meanwhile, apparently Kyle not remembering LVP called her grandmother Nanny Kay is a travesty that must be revisited.
I hope we don’t get kitchen renovation filming from LVP for the rest of the season. My sources said she would only film at the house. If they give her a scene in every episode that will just be ridiculous. They are going to pay her to film scenes saying how much she wants a brighter kitchen over and over? It will be a very bad sign if we see her kitchen every week. She also said she didn’t celebrate her birthday because she was so busy grieving. That is another lie. I can’t find the story I did on her birthday celebration because if you search using birthday and Vanderpump you get every birthday every cast member on Vanderpump Rules ever had.
Kyle and Maurico go out to dinner at an Italian restaurant for date night. I haven’t had pasta in the year 2019 and that pasta with fresh cheese looks amazing. I’m not a huge fan of truffles aka mushrooms but I do enjoy truffle butter when I can get it! It’s great in grits. I need to stop talking about food. Maurico Umansky is clearly not happy that Ken was so rude and aggressive. Even Ken seems to realize he took it too far.
Paul Kemsley Is Fat
We are going to get two scenes about Paul Kemsley’s poor eating habits tonight. In this first one, we are in the kitchen that is never used in this house. There has to be another one somewhere. No mother has a neatly arranged fridge with nothing in it but store bought containers of chopped fruit and yogurts with the labels and turned neatly to the front. I’ve always said this kitchen was never used. At least this year they have put a coffee pot and a toaster oven on the counter for appearances. Also, I hate Paul Kemsley, but even I think the montage of him eating and drinking irresponsibly is just plain wrong.
Later, we suffered through a scene of Dorit checking his blood sugar and discussing the fact he hates vegetables. Then, they wonder why LVP is not in contact with them. At least LVP’s nefarious plan did result in what she really wanted. Not having to film with or pretend to like Dorit.
The RHOBH Try Aerial Yoga
I am going to get to that Lisa Rinna talking head in a bit. I’ve been wanting to discuss that with you all day. Fine I took out the yoga photo, it wasn’t a good one anyone and replaced it with the talking head photo. What on earth was Rinna thinking? I love Rinna to pieces but it looks like she borrowed a dress from Dorit and who on earth did that to her hair? It’s Nene Leakes levels of bad!
After yoga class, Erika and Denise fill Rinna in on the conversation Kyle had with everyone else about her trip to Villa Rosa. Rinna is worried about Kyle. Ending her friendship with LVP must be hard on her. Rinna is going to have a party to celebrate her good friend Denise’s wedding. Erika can’t come she had rehearsal for her tour.
Aaron, Denise’s new husband, has a security business. This is coming in handy since they are installing a lot more cameras to ensure that the teen-aged daughter doesn’t sneak in and out of the house. Denise feels badly about her relationship with Lisa Vanderpump. She has always been nice to her. She doesn’t want to be on LVP’s bad side, because she plays dirty.
LVP’s Birthday Event At Tom Tom
Denise goes to have a drink with LVP. There was a party at Tom Tom for one of her many birthday celebrations. We can’t miss a chance to get a free promotion for Tom Tom. Vanderpump is very late to meet Denise. Around the time she is 45 minutes late, she is hilarious stuck talking to a random LVP fan who has arrived with pink roses and a birthday card in a pink envelope. This amuses me greatly. Denise seems unbothered by it. It’s his third pilgrimage to Tom Tom. It’s been open…what…two weeks? This would really freak me out. I’d need a bodyguard. LVP stans are nutbars. LVP arrives nearly an hour late and Denise hands her an Hermes bag and dashes to her other shoot.
We did get to see Kevin Lee and Mohammed Hadid get some camera time. Both of them adore the cameras. Her kids are there and so is John Sessa. He’s such a creeper. There were also two half naked guys bearing cake. In all of WeHo, these were the two “hot guys” selected for this dubious honor?
Teddi Mellencamp meets up with Rinna at an outdoor restaurant. Rinna brings up the Instagram that got all the LVP stans panties wadded up a few months ago. Lisa Rinna tells Teddi that she posted a belated birthday wish to LVP because no one else had put anything up. Teddi said she saw it and thought it was funny.
A few seasons back, Dorit accused Rinna of abusing pills because she is always carrying around a ziplock bag of pills in her purse. She has something for every possible condition and it often comes in handy on RHOBH cast trips. Benadryl…diarrhea meds…pain relievers.. motion sickness..we’ve seen the bag come out quite a bit. LVP and Dorit were talking about it in a derogatory way at first. Then Rinna turned it around and made it he schtick.
And Death Threats!
So when she posted on IG that she made LVP some birthday cupcakes with pills on the top, the LVP stans lost their freaking minds. LVP’s brother died of an overdose. Rinna says she didn’t know that. I give her the benefit of the doubt there. I don’t usually look for stories on how people died. That didn’t stop the LVP stans from issuing death threats against her. As they do.
When Rinna found out (via death threats) she immediately texted LVP and told her she didn’t intend it in the way some people were perceiving it. LVP texted her back thanks for letting her know. Rinna had a sister died of a pill overdose and she would never mock something like that. Since the LVP stan would not let up, she eventually just took the photo down.
Holy Shit Dorit!
Kyle and Dorit roll in to join the party with Denise and Rinna. Is it sad that I wonder about how many times they filmed Dorit strutting to the door of the venue? Remember when we just watched the show and pretended like it was all completely organic? Anyway, the girls freak out because Dorit’s tits are nearly all the way out of her LBD. How much taping did that require? Camille shows up next. Denise will be late because she is meeting up with LVP first.
Camille wants to tell the girls all about her Hawaiian wedding. She’s invited all the girls. In a talking head with Rinna and in a flashback to a previous episode, we are reminded that Camille can’t stand Dorit. No one can dear. No one can. But we have to fake it this season because we have the opportunity to get rid of LVP.
This is Denise’s wedding event? It’s insane that production made her so anxious about being late to her own party. Denise doesn’t even know Lisa Vanderpump.
Kyle apparently planned Camille’s bridal shower at the same place Camille married Kelsey Grammer. We get flashbacks of the relationship. It’s very sad. Camille was in love with him and he was cheating on her all during her first season. She’s better off without him. The next guy was not any better.
Camille is drunk and bringing up weird and inappropriate comments. Camille takes a stab at LVP’s teeth before she got the new ones. This party looks way more fun.
Next week on RHOBH, it’s Camille’s bridal shower. Oh God. We are getting more kitchen reconstruction. Rinna’s mom comes to visit. Kim Richards crashes the bridal shower. Rinna and Camille argue about the Brett Kavanaugh investigation. Camille supports him. Le sigh.